The Oscar Ceremony (as in movie award)
And the Oscar for best director goes to Larenz Samson. Congratulations!
The Oscar for best screenplay goes to…Larenz Samson!
The Oscar for best supporting actor goes…I can’t believe it, Larenz Samson!
Yes, I won. w00t! Hey Wait, what the Fuck? Co-Actor? This is my dream!
Oh come on, winning all of the big three. It’s ridiculous.
Hey subconscious, make it happen.
Fuck You! You’re not the boss of me!
Just give me my best actor Oscar.
Oh I’ll give you something…I’m giving you a fucking fear of commitment.
Oh please…
You want more?
Okay, guess who’s now afraid of the color blue.
Okay, okay, relax.
Whose the boss of whom now, huh...beayotch.