The comic Strip that Never Was
Late many many nights ago...I wrote pages of dialogue for a comic strip about two people. Not conciously, just wrote down whatever came into mind. To make comic strips out of the dialogue is the problem. I can't draw good enough to warrant the hassle of scanning. Plus my painting program is insane and annoyingly never does what I expect it will. I've thought of hundreds of ways to draw the characters to accompany the dialogue with little or no effort, from asking other people to do it, to copy and pasting, to stick figures. Nothing really panned out.
Since I'm probably going to accidentally throw away these papers away, heres a sampling of the comic strip that will probably never exist.
Background: So far two character: A guy: Yasha, A chick: Katalina (alright I just made those names up right now... but names aren't really important). Hopefully some of their personality traits will emerge. They can be read as if someone is chatting through a messenger of some sort...while typing really fast.
Guy: I'm stoned out of my mind
Chick: Taking 12 vitamin pill and drinking some Jolt doesn't count
Guy: What if I followed it up with a can of whip cream?
Chick: I'll call the ambulance
Guy: So I say,"It was Stupid Stupid, not Stupid Funny."
Chick: Why did you use quotation marks?
Guy: Its proper grammar
Chick: I see you still think that English teacher is stalking you
Guy: Some ass outbid me
Chick: Wanna frag a helpless newbie in some petty misplaced form of revenge?
Guy: You know me so well
Chick: Thats cool and you should know that poster will look much better in my room.
Chick: ROFLOL
Guy: I don't believe you
Chick: Alright I've been fake laughing for years
Guy: You Skank!
Chick: I'll Kill you
Chick: In the metaphysical sense
Guy: of course
Guy: Wait a second I just realized that Don't Fear the Reaper is about Suicide!
Chick: (Sarches for hammer to deal with the stupidity)
Guy: Whats wrong with the hammer usually by your desk?
Chick: Too small
Chick: Don't tell anyone what we did yesterday
Guy: Why?
Chick:So my boyfriend doesn't kick your ass
Guy: No way, I can totally beat h...boyfriend?
Chick: I didn't tell you about my boyfriend
Guy: It seemed to have slipped your mind.
Chick: Oh that remids me the anniversary is coming up.
Guy: You're just lucky I'm not overemotional and now I'm off to burn your pictures.
Chick: I was just kidding, I'm not seeing anyone else
Guy: You can't undo all the emotional damage so easily
Chick: FINE, I'll let you touch one of my boobs tommorow.
Guy: I see you you've realized the way to a man's heart isn't through the stomach.
Guy: Wanna go out?
Chick: Yes
Guy: With me?
Chick: When you promise not to use your stupid British accent
Guy: Oh Behave!
Guy: Feeling Dirty?
Chick: Using a PC does feel like I'm cheating on my mac
Guy: You're a computer whore
Chick: I see you're still upset over the virus I sent you
Chick: I'm back to using a MAC!
Guy: Obligatory: MACS SUCK!
Chick: If my browser didn't just crash, I would call you an asshole!
Guy: :)
Thanks for reading...if you wanna draw two people saying some of the more non-chatroomy things in a 2-4 panel comic strip, please email me a copy .Or more likely, lets just pretend that you didn't just read any of it(wink wink nudge nudge).