What?!?
Things to say in the middle of a conversation to elicit a �What!?!� response:
�God, your eyes are freakishly close together.�
�I love that movie a lot (wink). A whole lot, if you get my drift.�
�I voted for Bush�
�No, I don�t want any of your lunch, I have a pathological fear of biscuits.�
�So, my testicle descended yesterday.�
�Ever thought that you're stalked by monks?"
�I�m wearing weapon-grade uranium pants.�
�For my birthday, I got a jug of sauerkraut.�
�You know what I hate, dry humping.�