My Wicked Cool Sponsor: The Shadow Government (May or may not exist)
Hello! My name is Jack Black and I am a representative of the Shadow Government, by that I mean I�m not. Oooh shadow government, creepy (spooky hand motion).
Alright back to the serious discussion, we have listened and are very concerned with the message broadcasted by the thousands of you who participated in antiwar marches, rallies, petitions, prote�nah I�m kidding. We couldn�t care less.
I think that�s enough levity and humor. What is really bothering America is the dread evil known as Dividend taxation. Dividend taxation is like having the IRS come into your house, steal your wallet, and rape your cat. Its exactly the same thing and those who don�t agree are (say it with me) Terrorists.
You may ask what can you do as an individual to fight this symbol of Satan. Well you can�t do much. Come on, you�re one person and insignificant, I bet you don't even own a yacht and everyone knows that votes from the non-yacht populace don't matter.
So shutup and do what our secret hypnotism rays tell you or else the Shadow Government may get you, or not? I�m not at liberty to say.