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| +0 rhymes with uhm...uh snapple? |
+0 rhymes with...Fark this critic job is harder than I thought |
| +2 Tough crunchy outer shell protects it from the environment. Thats right no squishy fruit for me. |
-3 Okay shell...but peeling sucks. Plus some juice always gets in your eye. Always! |
| -1 Apple bobbing? I'm sure nobody has done that since nineteen dickety two. |
+2 Orange squishing...not exactly a natural sport. But I enjoy as a diversion during the weekends. |
| +3 Sister to the beautiful pear, with its exotic curves and exciting flavors that tinge the tongue. What the Fuck am I talking about. They're fruit for hell's sake. |
-5 Brother to the demented Tangerine. Oh how I loath thee. Tastes so bitter and sooo many seeds. Its science gone wrong I say. |
| -2 Second cousin is the Asian Pear...it tastes like uhm nothing. Too crunchy too. |
+5 Citrus family, BABY! Lemon, lime, MANDARINS, grapefruit...it goes on and on. Very tasty fruits...good garnishes too. |
+4 Coolest thing ever. Cut an apple in half and get a pentagram, symbol of the Pagan elite. |
-1 Cut a orange in half and get uh half an orange. |
| +2 As a soda: Very exotic almost unknown. The best kind I've ever seen was Jone's Soda. |
-1 As a soda: Usually way too sugary...not very orange tasting. A good orange soda is insanely hard to find...though old fashioned orange cream soda comes close. |
| -2 The Big Apple, even though its "not popular" to dislike New York...NY SUCKS.
| +3 Name not used for stupid nickname for a half-ass city.
| +1 First bite: Crunchy...sorta juicy. |
-2 First bite: FARK! Thats bitter...next time I peel it first. |
| -1 Remains: apple core |
+3 Remains: Nothing really, because the peel is thrown away before eating. Plus I should give some points for the Orange's neat little sectioning into those divisions... |
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