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| +2 The ambigious name initially leaves the viewer puzzled and confused. Luckily, this critic had a thorough vocabulary and a deeper understanding of the movie. Plus, Hudsucker is a funny word. |
-1 The name attracts viewers who want to see a old fashioned "wrasling match." |
| -2 For most of the movie the main character has a cheery positive outlook...very annoying. |
+3 The main character is neurotic with extreme violent tendecies and a variety of obsessive disorders. |
| +0 The female lead is a witty and fast-talking Lois Lane rip-off. |
+2 The female lead is a depressed goth chick who moans really really loud. Also, tries to commit suicide. |
| +5! Cameos by Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Ted, Raimi, Steve Buscemi, Anna Nicole Smith, and John Cameron. |
+0 Prolonged scenes of a fat man with very large breasts. Did not lower score, because it was played by Meat Loaf...also he dies. |
| -1 Extensive uses of wires, plastic snow, and a large model clock. |
+3 Extensive use of well made Computer generated spectacles. Including: a scene of a plane crash from the inside, collapse of multiple building, generally added believability to lot scene. U |
| +2 "You know for the kids" |
+0 Uh, its about this guy and uh hmm well its hard to explain...uhm watch it? |
| +1 The plot is eerily similiar to a Dilbert comic strip. (Thanks to Maz...the word eerily is spelled correctly) |
+2 The plot is earily similiar to my paranoid hallucinations. (Same here...uh thanks Maz)
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| -3 Stupid plot twist: The clock controls time for no reason. |
-1 Stupid plot twist: What kind of name is "Project Mayhem?"
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| +3 No scenes of a half-naked Brad Pit |
-3 Continous scenes of a half-naked Brad Pit
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| -2 Violent deaths only shown off screen |
+2 Brutal violence shown with plenty of fake blood.
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| -1 Ultimate Moral message: Any idiotic slob can succeed if his heart is pure or some other drivel. Definite lack of Machievelian flair. |
+3 Ultimate Moral Message: Down with the Capitalistic Regime...well not completely true, but it sounded cool. Its something about finding yourself or something like that? All I know is it ended with a guy beating himself up (Literally) . |
| +1 Ended with the invention of the Frisbee |
+5 Ended with a guy shooting himself in the face and walking around with a hole the size of a peach in the back of his head. Also, the destruction of the financial district...done with beutiful CGI. | -2 Ending made me soo sleepy...can't keep eyes open...must get caffeine. |
+3 Woah, nice twist ending. So that means...crap, I need to rewatch this movie. Uh, like right now!
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