The Strap-A-Monkey-On-Your-Back-Breakthrough:
INVEST TODAY!
Please invest in the newest and greatest revelation in weight loss technology.
The details are very technical, but simply put we strap a monkey on your back. These trained primates will tap you sharply on your spine every time you eat. Eventually, you�ll eat less and lose weight.
(A woman enjoying the system)
NO EXERCISE NEEDED!
NO ANNOYING PILLS!
NO SURGERY!
NO DIETS!
Now I know what you�re thinking, this must be overly complicated and difficult to operate. But, don�t worry. All our monkeys are professionally attached to your back. That�s right, no manual or confusing instructions to follow.
How did this genius idea come about? The answer is simply. Everyone likes monkeys and everyone likes weight loss. The joining of the two was quite obvious.
The advertisement potential is limitless. From the clichéd: �You got monkey on my weight loss! No, You got weight loss on my monkey! Hey��
To the imaginative: Can�t pick up chicks with a dog? Can�t pick up chicks because you�re overweight? Solve either of these problems with the Strap-A-Monkey-On-Your-Back system. Its guaranteed. (Not actually guaranteed)
You can�t wait to find a way to get in on this amazing miracle of science and you can get involved just for an initial investment. I will personally purchase and train 20 monkeys as the start up plan. From the profits of selling the monkeys, more will be trained and the business will skyrocket in profits and marketability.
SEND CASH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
(Comes in pet form too)
Where ever you go, there you are.