If life was more like an RPG…
The strange aspects.
#1
Hey Doc, uh I’ve got a kind of an embarrassing problem.
What is it?
I think I got crabs…so can you prescribe a shampoo or something.
No worries, I’ve got a quick cure. Okay, you keep walking around the office until you enter a random battle with the lice. Defeat them in combat and they should be gone.
They look pretty puny, it shouldn’t be that hard.
Yeah, but those tricky bastards would probably use magic tech.
#2
Okay with the hardened leather instead of regular leather belt, a pair of gauntlets, and a piece of gum…okay here’s your bill.
(BWOINK)
What the fuck was that light?
Oh, my charisma stat just went up. You may notice that my slightly whitened smile, more eloquent speech patterns, and new subtle forms of body language will force you to provide me a .02% discount.
#3
Hey can anyone help me! The key to my house snapped! Anybody know a locksmith?
I can help you madam.
Oh thank you so very much.
Lock picking…failed.
Lock picking…failed.
Lock picking…failed.
Lock picking…failed.
What’s going on?
Oh, I’m only a level 2 thief. It’s going to take me about 30 or so tries.
Well that’s all for now, I personally think this game needs more bad guys and less awkward situation to be truly fun.