Appendage Revolt!
I’m always afraid one of my body parts will grow to hate me and stop listening to me.
The possibility of an evil hand has already been done brilliantly and hilariously by Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead 2, but what about the other options…
The Toe: Sure it doesn’t look powerful, but a vengeful toe can make your life a living hell. Shoes become impossible to put on and off, uncomfortable to wear. You would continuously get in trouble by your toe playing footsie with men twice your size. The sctraching of your toe nail against the side of your bed would keep you awake for hours. Life wouldn’t be worth living.
Pancreas: I’m not sure exactly what it does, but it sure sounds important and I know that I would hate to see one angry.
Eyebrows: Man this one would suck! I would hate to always look interested in everything. Boring people would just look at me and think I give a crap about the vestibule plug socket or their failed relationships or their hair appointments. Also, How am I going to reject the ugly people with my eyebrows disagreeing with my weak excuses? “Oh I’m sorry I really find your appearance repulsive, but my eyebrows just hate me and are deliberately implying a false attraction towards you.” Sure that will work for most people, but some might actually take it personally and I learned long ago that ugly people make great angry mobs.
Penis: Now this would just result in hundreds of embarrassing situations, which I won’t describe in detail.
That reflex that makes your hair stand on end and gives you goosebumps: You might say that it doesn’t seem bad, but imagine it happening randomly for days, then weeks, then months, then years. Sometimes every 5 seconds. Sometimes once every 6 months. Always when you least suspect it. You’d be insane in no time.
Angry Body Angry Body Angry Body Angry Body (It makes more sense if set to music. Ask me to sing it, next time you see me {Its actually a parody})