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Why do you hate Chang Zu?
Go away and stop making her so sad.
Stupid songs I wrote
All of the following are articles I wrote for a page called exomo.com. The newest is first, but I'm sure you knew
that.
Better Red (Wire) Than
Dead
How 2 Write Ghord
Anti-Chirst Bambi - That
picture was not done by me. If it looks like it was photoshopped and not made in MS Paint,
then I didn't make it.
Something about Japan
wanting to take over the world
What I want to be when I grow
up
Something about religious
movies
All of the following is content I wrote (or drew, as the case may be) for sake-sake.com, a
now non-existent website.
Some old Badly Drawn Boy comics I made for
sake-sake.com - The Sake Sake page design wasn't made by me, since I am quite obviously
artisically retarded
All of the stuff I wrote for
sake-sake.com
A collection of short things I have written. You'll be shocked to find out that they're
all pretty stupid.
A Modern Dissenter's Guide to Rebelling in Proper Style
The Real Black History
The Horrible Truth About Apple
When The Saints Come Marching
Her Name Was Sally
Happy All The Time - Kind of a sarcastic thing (I know it's a huge shock to see me writing sarcastic things) that isn't really like the above ones, but at the same time is. If you don't like it, kill yourself?
Happy Couple Unlimited Corporation Commercial
Anthropology Of The Lamp Tribe - Stupid ramblings about lamp people, or something like that.
The Great PATRIOT Act Conspiracy
Silly Elo! - This is a stupid Myspace bulletin I wrote, yay?!
How St. Patrick Defeated The Nazis And Saved Christmas
NASA Is A Hollywood Conspiracy To Destroy Families
Of Vegans And Bunny Rabbits: The Story Of How I Became A Man
How To Get Rich With A Little Help From Your Friends In Rwanda!
The Terrorist Alert Has Been Raised To Imaginery Pink Plant
Stealing Memos From The Caliph Of Islamabad Makes Me A Bad Person
A Guide To Proper Machine Gun Etiquette
The Only Problem With Porches Is...
This is a collection of things I wrote that weren't supposed to be funny (on purpose). Most of it is poetic nonsense, some social commentary and some personal stuff. All of it probably sucks though, but I'm used to it.
The State Of The Union
The Wonderful Nightmare - There's a second version of this, the only difference is the bolded and italicized passage.
Media Circus, Tabloid Nation
Some untitled piece of crap - Seriously, it's a piece of crap.
Ebenezer Scrooge Circa The Twenty-First Century
Here are various proofs of me finally losing my mind
Some stupid song....that I even took the time to....y'know.....sing.
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