A Guide To Proper Machine Gun EtiquetteA Guide To Proper Machine Gun Etiquette
So you recently bought yourself an automatic gun and you're thinking about using it! Congratulations on your smuggled weapon, new machine gun owner! Although a machine gun is an amazing and wonderful thing, there are a few things a machine gun owner must do to be proper in high society. If you follow this handy dandy guide to machine gun etiquette, you will never be damned to gun faux pas hell!
Now first of all, I know what you're thinking about dinner parties. "I totally want to bring my gun to this god damned party!" That's a common thing, but you have to do it the right way or everyone will think you're a silly hillbilly. When bringing your machine gun to a dinner party, make sure you put it in your left suit pocket. If you put your gun in your right suit pocket you will look like a gangster, and since you're just a machine gun owner and NOT a gangster you simply do not want to do that. Also, it is incredibly impolite to say the food you just ate was terrible, throw the plate in the air and shoot it. If you simply just throw the plate in the air and shoot it it would be fine, but a person slaved over a hot stove to make that food for you. Insulting the cook is never a nice thing to do. This is all the machine gun etiquette you need to know for dinner parties. Tune in next week for more exciting machine gun etiquette!
