I just realized something; people don’t know how to write! This is obviously the fault of years of AOL usage. You see, AOL has a plan to keep their users incredibly stupid so that they keep using it. Also, the programmers of this fine amalgamation of pure evil want their users to write poorly so they give them good reviews. It’s sad that they have to resort to such feeble business tactics, it really is. Luckily for the human race, I just recently wrote a book about how to write real good like! Why, just look at some of these great reviews I got at Amazon for it!
Reviewer: Bob Bobson I saw this book on the bookshelf just yesterday, and I had to buy it! AOL has been controlling my mind for years and I couldn’t write my essay on why gay marriage was bad! Thanks to this book though I can!
Gay marriage is bad because it’s gay. The end. An essay by Bob Bobson
Reviewer: DIS BOK RULZ U!!!!!!!!111111
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As you can see, my book has a cult following all ready. See, I’m not completely insane. AOL really does want to brainwash you. You too can start a conspiracy theory and write a book about it. You’ll probably make about two dollars like I did! Now if you excuse me, a little man inside my computer is informing me I have mail. Wait, there never was a little man inside my computer! Oh no, it’s the AOL ass..........................................................................
