How To Get Rich With A Little Help From Your Friends In Rwanda!How To Get Rich With A Little Help From Your Friends In Rwanda!
What's the first thing you think of when you hear the word Rwanada? A black woman on Maury that's on the show the seventh time to find you who the father of her baby is, and this time she's 160 ure it's him? A strange dessert from France that contains snails and whipped cream? A super villian from the comic Dare Devil? A multinational hotel chain that offers you free towels and handjobs? Well, if you thought that stuff you're wrong. The first thing you're supposed to think of when you hear the word Rwanada is profit! Why profit you ask? Because there's this thing going on in Rwanada...something about attempted genocide or something. And natrually the first thing you should think of in conjunction to attempted genocide is profit. I mean, it's the only natural logical thing that can come out of such a thing. You can sell neat little t-shirts that say stuff like "I Was Staying At A Hotel In Rwanada And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" and on the back it could say "And My Grandpa Was Also Killed To Clense The Gene Pool" in little tiny letters. If that's not up your alley, you can always sell little DNA action figures that say cool phrases like "You must die!" and "You are a genetic failure, little boy." If the sweet profitable market of Rwanada isn't up your alley, there's always anthor market you can try some stuff in.
Now, what do you think of when I say the word Sudan? A character from the Lion King? A strange name for a baby that is neither Sue nor Dan? A Russian curse word that translates to English as something meaning "crushed monkey testicles?" (It's much more offensive in Russian.) Well then you're wrong again! Sudan is yet another attempted genocide filled market, espically the hot point of Darfur, Sudan! Just imagine the neat things you can sell in the city of Darfur! You can sell fancy Dead Fur, which is basically the "fur" (or pubic hair and other body hair) of those that have died in an attempt to clean the gene pool. I'm out of product ideas, but I'm sure if you're a daring enough venture capitalist you can come up with more awesome ideas. You can even start a website to sell your genocide-inspired goods and name it www.fashionablegenocide.com. The slogan of said website can be "If it's fashionable, it's genocidal!" or "Clensing the gene pool to save you money!" You pick whichever one you like better, or use both. I gurantee you if you have the starting capital to make this business, you will be swimming in money in only a few months. Of course, you also will probably be swimming in Amnesty International reports, UN resolutions telling you that you suck, and a large quanintity of dead bodies. Whatever though, money is all the matters so who cares about all that other negative stuff?!
