Shiny new faces and trails of gum drops
Eternal love found and savored for all eternity
You too can be happy all the time!
Dancing with joyful angels and singing your favorite songs
And it will never rain on a Sunday afternoon again
You too can be happy all the time!
Everything just isn't work out at all
The man fucks you up the ass every day
And the meaning has been sucked dry from your pathetic life
You too can be happy all the time!
All you need is this little blue pill
And for just the low sum of one thousand dollars per day
You too can be happy all the time!
After all, life is too short to wallow in the wonderful cesspit of existence
So open you pocket book to keep the despondency away
So you can finally be one of the mindless few
One of the mindless few who remain happy all the time
The drug companies are your new masters now
And you're their little bitch, craving your next fix
So I ask you if it was all worth it
To pay the price for happiness?
And remember...it's true!
You too can be happy all the time! (For a price)
