So today I got a message from my newest best friend Elo! I was so excited I could have just cryed myself to sleep. As soon as I saw the subject line which read Hey I knew I was in for a treat. So I dropped all the important things I was doing to read this obviously urgent message sent from the magnificently articulate Elo. What was I greeted with when I opened that glourous message? Upon opening the message I was as disappointed as Elo probably was when his friends decided to demostrate what bukkake meant on him. The message read as follows:
Did I previously mention I was disappointed? I forgot that I came (OH I'M FUNNY!) across that way. I wasn't disappointed at all. In fact, my long lost search for a website that allowed me to chat with a lot of sex girls has been completed! All I had to do to go to this website of pure concentrated awesome was click a simple link. I can click links like the best of 'em, let me tell ya! I then clicked the link and was disppointed that http://ba mit ca m it. c o isn't really a website because it contains too many spaces. Oh well, thanks anyway Elo........wait, no thanks. Dude, you're scary looking. Elo looks like he's going to come out of my computer monitor and rape me if I don't click his stupid link. What a jerk!
Anyway I'd thought I would post the code from this spam message because it's the most awesome bit of html I ever came across.
(a z=b href="http://ba mit ca m it. c o m ")Hey dude, a lot of sex girls, CLICK HERE to chat with them!(/a)(br)(font color="#ffffff")aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa(/font)" /)
I wish I knew what the hell was going on with that code. The a z= thing confuses me, and then the b href whatever that is. Then the website filled with ten million spaces. Then the bunch of white a's placed under the link for no good reason, not to mention extra closing tags. People who make spam are confusing, oh well.
