NASA Is A Hollywood Conspiracy To Destroy FamiliesNASA Is A Hollywood Conspiracy To Destroy Families
Foreword: Yes I know my mood says I'm "pheasantly omniscient", I also know that I'm too lazy to not spell pleasant wrong. So I'm in an all-knowing bird type of mood, deal with it.
Oh look, there he goes again spouting some insane nutball theory/story about something innocuous. Just give him a treat and he'll go away! Or maybe cat nip....he looks kinda like a cat! Yeah, drug that bastard! That will make him stop typing these stupid things he types!
The above paragraph, if you can call it that, is what people have been saying about me. Hell, even the New York Times gave my blogs one star. Damn you New York Times! But that's because they're aliens who hate me...just don't tell anyone I told you. Now then, let's get on to the subject of the day. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA, duh) is a device of Hollywood to destroy American family values. "Like, what the wubya tee fee is Kirk talking about?" you ask to yourself, as you stroke your white kitten and laugh manically about welfare or something like that. Well it's simple. So simple that I am going to use a break tag in HTML to start a new paragraph! (Go ahead, look at the code. It's there...)
[This is where the elusive break tag, that's a br tag by the way, is located. I'mma stick my finger in it's bum!] That really oughta piss it off!] But anyway, Hollywood created NASA long ago in the Middle Ages. I don't think America, Hollywood, NASA, or ages for people were even invented yet, but since I said they did it they fucking did it and don't you dare question me for I am infallible. Anyway, Hollywood used NASA to brainwash unwashed peasants to build rockets out of old discarded knight's armor back in the Middle Ages. Then they got them to build a time machine out of discarded squires and Bubonic plague sandwiches and that's how they exist in the present now so there ya go. Anyway, their goal was to destroy American family values using the allure of outer spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! You see how I bolded that and drug out the a really long? Well that's how you're supposed to say space. T h i s i s a l s o a n e x a m p l e o f s p a c e . So right, Hollywood is trying to destroy your family by pretending that there are stars and planets and things other than our solar system out there in space. Everyone knows the Earth is the center of the universe anyway, so tell NASA to go screw themselves okay? Thank you, I am done for the day.
