July News

Updated Daily

Sasquatch Militia holds Basic Training! July 1st 2002

Newest weapon of the Sasquatch Militia! July 2nd 2002

Urgent plea by Someone else Besides me! July 3rd 2002

The Truth about Independence Day! July 4th 2002

Sasquatch Militia strikes again... against US navy! July 5th 2002

Sasquatch Militia Headquarters Nearly Complete! July 6th 2002

Unicorn Cavalry unites with Sasquatch Militia! July 7th 2002

Nessie Navy Completes Us! July 8th 2002

Sasquatch Militia Releases Travel Warning! July 9th 2002

Refulgent Light of Tolerance! July 10th 2002

"I'll take you home, I'll feed you!" Lil Rob makes sensational speech! July 11th 2002

The Dark Cloud of Intolerance is Headed our Way! July 12th 2002

Sesame Street Adds HIV-Positive Charater To Show! July 13th 2002

The Horrors of Sasquatch Traps! July 14th 2002

Sasquatch Militia Strikes Again... At KFC! July 15th 2002

Iraqi's told to prepare for War! July 16th 2002

Clown attacks Little Girl! July 17th 2002

Mission to Moon Planned for 2004! July 18th 2002

New Sasquatch Militia TV Show! July 19th 2002

Scientists - 'We know stuff'! July 20th 2002

Saddam Vows to Never Surrender! July 21st 2002

Sasquatch Militia Strikes Again at Dariette! July 22nd 2002

Monkey Man on The Prowl in India! July 23rd 2002

Man Accused of Biting Dog! July 24th 2002

The Flamers are Back and Talking Smack! July 25th 2002

Sasquatch Militia Pledge of Allegiance Created! July 26th 2002

Absolutely! July 27th 2002!

Fans of Absolutely mob local store! July 28th 2002!

Pilot Whales Escape attempt Thrawted by NWO! July 29th 2002!

High Commander of All Forces visits Guatemala! July 30th 2002!

Whales return, and are viciously Slaugtered! July 31st 2002!