The Flamers are Back and Talking Smack!

July 25th 2002!

"You Like Nuts?" Shouted one pro-Flamer activist, obviously angered over last years horrendous quiz bowl loss at the hands of the Sasquatch Militia, operating under the alias of 'God's unwanted children'. The Flamers have returned and they are as pugnacious as ever, not to mention even more voiciferous in their chants of indignation against the Sasquatch Militia.

Some of the more traditional Flamer tactics of crash and burn remain active and have been modified to inflict as much intolerance and decimate the minds of our beloved, hallowed, and sanctified Quiz Bowl team and their supporters!

Obviously horrified that the Sasquatch Militia dominates them with a mixture of tolerance and absolute academic superiority, not to mention the rule of law, they have began an unprecedented attack against the very foundation of our benign Sasquatch Militia - The Venerable quiz bowl team and its members!

The Flamers still carry a rather palpable grudge against the Sasquatch Militia. If you remember correctly, the flamers were one of many teams that God's unwanted children defeated by over 200 points en route to the most dominating quiz bowl victory in the History of Harding High school. Mr. Bergstrom called them the 'weirdest' group he ever encountered and encouraged Good Sportsmanship.

Members of the remarkably intelligent quiz bowl foursome include our hallowed Secretary of Peace, Paul and our most Holy Secretary General, Lil Rob. They have absorbed most of the pro-intolerance, pro-flamer hate mail and violent protestests. Secretary of Commerce Mike has also endured some minor protests at his four story castle located near his manor in southern Wales. Several vassals have been injured, but there have been no casualties thus far, a feat attributed to the protection provided by Mikes large army of Knights and Stomptroopers.

God's Unwanted Children were most definitely the most popular group at the quiz bowl and attendence nearly tripled when they performed. Their cocky antics and rude and boisterous method of play created a special place in the hearts of many and a place of hateful jealousy in the minds of others, most notoriously The Flamers!

If you encounter a member of the Pro-NWO Flamers, challenge them to a best of ten test of knowledge to prove you competance and overall talent. And don't forget to bring a towel, the flamers love to spit, cry, and piss all over the place. Tell them you hate 'nuts' and that they should immediately cease and desist their protests and rectify their mischeivous ways.