After the Unicorn Cavalry, under General R.U. Horny, joined
up with the Sasquatch Militia, it was no surprise that the Nessie
Navy soon followed the same path of equity and tolerance and also
became part of the Sasquatch Militia. It was the decision of 5-star
General Lochjaw of the Navy after 6 long,brutal minutes of
fighting with the NWO, that the only way to win was with the
Sasquatch Militia on their side. The General soon signed an
agreement stating that the whole Navy was under the command of
the Heirarchy of the Sasquatch Militia, including him, but such a
powerful ally as the Sasquatch Militia is priceless.
Once again, being the caring loveable High Commander of
All Forces that I am, I would like to extend an invitation to levy
wanna be Stomptroopers out their to work with a Nessie, forming a
very potent team. Of course their will be extensive training if you
choose this path. First there is the standard basic traning behind
Jimmy’s, and in addition, you need to complete all of the Holy
Phajer’s water demolition training courses held at Phalen Lake.
Hope to see you there.
We are very relieved that the Nessie Navy is on our side,
since now the NWO will have limited supplies for attacking, and
since our Navy, was in poor shape. We hope you all join our noble
cause one way or another, and until then, may Yahweh bless you
many times over.
