Unicorn Calvalry Joins Forces with the Sasquatch Militia!

by the High Commander

07/07/02

You might have been wondering how the Sasquatch Militia was going to hold off all of the anti-sasquatch oppression and hatred that has been flaring up lately. Well here’s your answer. After hearing the remarks of PETA and after long, unsuccessful peace talks with both PETA and the NWO, the Unicorn Cavalry has decided to add it’s forces to the Sasquatch Militia, making us even stronger. Of course the Sasquatch Militia will be in complete control of the whole opperation, but this new and unexpected help is much needed after the assasination attempts to both the Secretary of Commerce and the Regional Commander of 10th grade have left us completely undefended in cavalry. (Yes Chett is still Regional Commander of 10th grade, even though schools out and we’re going into 11th grade. We have not found him to be enough of an asset to our Militia, therefore, he will remain Regional Commander 10th grade until we see fit.) With this new threat to the NWO, the NWO will have less time for offensive strikes, and will be on the defense in order to cover their butts. So if you were planning to become a Stomptrooper, but didn’t like all the walking, might I suggest that you team up with a unicorn under the command of General R.U. Horny of the Unicorn Cavalry, who, of course, is under the command of the Sasquatch Militia. Just show up at Basic Training, and ask very politely, or it won’t happen, to be teamed up with the Unicorn Cavalry.