Sasquatch Militia Strikes Again...

Against United States Navy!

July 5th 2002

Recently highly trained members of The Sasquatch Militia Navy under the command of Admiral Tim, sunk a ship belonging to the United States of America (Though its true owners were the NWO). The ship put up little resistance (What resistance could it put up against our awesome naval capabilities?) and was quickly disabled and sunk with lethal force and impeccable timing. Members of the ship were drunk and hung over becuase it was the day after the Fourth of July, and members of the Sasquatch Militia were able to fire deadly bottle rockets and roman candles from one of our inflatable rafts. The crew of the ship quickly succumbed to our awesome force and was forced to evacuate on life rafts and safety boats (All of which were inferior to our navy of rafts, canoes, and inflatable innertubes as well as noodles.) but didn't get far before they hit shore, where members of the Sasquatch Militia were waiting to attack under the command of the High Commander of All Forces. This is just a sample of the deadly power that our navy and militia posess. The NWO is clearly no match for this new and improved navy which is not only highly advanced technologically but also staffed by better trained sailors and more committed leadership. The NWO now has been beaten on the ground, in the sea, and soon will be destroyed in the air, when we launch our new Air Armada of inflatable helium ballons and deadly kites. NWO beware, The Sasquatch Militia is here!

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