Iraqi's told to Prepare for War!
July 16th 2002
Recently the government of Iraq informed its people that war was inevitable, and that they should "Begin preparations to defeat the Zionists!" They also were quoted with saying "We will cut off the head of whomever lays their hands on the borders'" Obviously Iraq is worried about an imminent attack against them or their assets. But who will attack them? Surely it isn't the 'I'll only attack completely defenseless countries, in order to exploit their natural resources' Britain or America. Rather its a far more lethal and pernicious force, its the force of tolerance, equality and love - The force of The Sasquatch Militia! That is correct, my tolerance loving friend, soon the Sasquatch Militia, using allies within Iraq and from abroad, will attack and consume the intolerant country of Iraq. When Iraq has been liberated from its intolerant human rulers, we will then re-implement the true Sovereign of Iraq, King Nebuchadnezzer and his dragon Bel!
In May of 2002, The Sasquatch Militia published an Article called Sasquatch Persecution in Iraq and it was given plaudits as being the harbinger of the Anti-Intolerance movement in the Middle East, and brought a face to the persecution of Sasquatches in Iraq.
The Sasquatch Militia realizes the perilous situation for Sasquatches in Iraq. They have been persecuted for far too long under incompetant human rulers and oppressed at the hands of the non-Sasquatch majority. It's time for a regime change in Iraq! King Nebuchadnezzer, the rightful heir to the Iraqi thrown, has been living in exile in Tibet, and desparately implored the United States and its powerless allies - such as Britain, to liberate the Sasquatches and Humans of Iraq, from the brutal hands of the corrupt Human leader Saddam Husseine! But Sadly, that request was denied, and now there are only to possible options. We either allow the poor hominoids of Iraq to be degraded and persecuted by intolerant human leaders and corrupt administrators or we liberate them from the oppressive grip of intolerant slavery they have been forced into under Human rulers, and restore the once prosperous nation to its true leader - King Nebuchadnezzer!
Only under competant Sasquatch leadership will the country of Iraq ever have hope of being the prosperous empire it once was. Iraq was once a powerful empire, who boasted numerous wonders, coffers replete with gold, and a mighty army. Babylon boasted a tolerant society, filled with learning, tolerance, education, equality, and peace in a pluralistic society of Hominoids. But Sadly Iraq has been reduced to a mere bump in the arabian desert! Nothing productive or of value is derived from Iraq, and the world shuns its corrupt ways. It is time that we bring back peace and stability to the hominoids of Iraq, It's time we say to the intolerant establishment, that no longer will we allow intolerant zealots to kill and persecute innocent Sasquatches! We must liberate the people of Iraq, from the hands of the Intolerant opulent class. So tolerant person of the World, Will you not join us on this noble quest to liberate the people of Iraq from the Clutches of Intolerance and the bondage of Hate?