Saddam Hussein Persecutes Sasquatch Minority!

5/12/2002

Ever since Saddam Hussein seized power in Iraq, the Sasquatch minority has suffered great hardships and tribulations. Chemical warfare attacks, torture, malnutrition, and threats of castration are daily events in the lives of the Sasquatch who inhabit Iraq in this dangerous day and age. They stand out in area where the average hight is only 5'9 and most people are not covered with a full coat of hair, making them easy targets for discrimination and hate crimes.

Sasquatch Town Blown to bloody smitherenes by Anti-sasquatch Haters in Iraq!

Therefore we believe the United States must act, and act now to liberate the hominoids of Iraq, and restore the country to the Rule of the Sasquatch King Nebuchadnezzer and his dragon Bel. They are the only hope for this embattled country and the United States must act and act now! But, IF the USA refuses to free the people of Iraq, the Sasquatch Militia will be forced to take action and liberate the people who have for so long been repressed by stupid and uterly incompetant humans such as Saddam and his friends. Only the Royal highness King Nebuchadnezzer can liberate this country and we must restore the government back to the true rulers: The Sasquatch Militia!