Sasquatch Militia Pledge of Allegiance Created!

July 26th 2002!

The Sasquatch Militia, in an attempt to create more public proffesion and acceptance of the Creed of Tolerance, has announced its own version of the Pledge of Allegiance. The Hierarchy hopes this will help solidify and edify the tolerant people of the Militia and also serve as an official creed that all members of the Militia should abide by. Loyalty to our cause of tolerance must be proffesed, because a Militia which cannot amalgamate and solidify, is no Militia at all. An entity which is unable to garner support from its adherants is no longer functioning properly and will soon succumb to the forces which oppose it. Here is the complete text of the Pledge of Allegiance.

I your name here do solemnly swear to pledge full support - financially, spiritually, and physically, to the Sasquatch Militia. I profess belief in the quest of Tolerance, and pledge my life to the perputual struggle for Tolerance.

Therefore:

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the Sasquatch Militia
and to the beliefs for which it stands
one Militia
under God
with tolerance and compassion for all.

The Sasquatch Militia will support any bill which comes before the Minnesota House of Representatives which allows for the Pledge of Allegiance to the Saquatch Militia, to be said before the beginning of the school day.This, along with proper historical prospective about how multi-national corporations have victimized Sasquatches, how there is a pro-human media bias, and how the NWO hates tolerance and Sasquatches, will help students become familiar and loyal to the quest for Tolerance.