Sasquatch Militia Strikes Again at Dariette!
July 22nd 2002!
The Sasquatch Militia recently inflicted severe damage at the NWO base known as the Dariette. The Dariette, a restaurant which serves delicious Italian and American food, as well as an exceptionally scrumptious selection of Ice Cream specialties, also dishes out massive quantities of pro-NWO propaganda, and is a staging ground for NWO operations throughout the city of Saint Paul. The Dariette is strategically situated only several blocks away from the impressionable students of Harding High School and the nearly completed Sasquatch Militia headquarters!
Today members of the Sasquatch Militia terrorized the Dariette with messages of tolerance and love, much to the displeasure of the customers and employee's. One employee, who is a known traitor to our cause, and host to a vicious virus only known as intolerance, was quoted with saying "Bobby, I'm not going to play your game, Its not going to work" and later "Man you guys are stupid, now leave!" Customers were also shouting sardonic words of hatred and vituperation in our direction such as "I guess the retard fairy forgot to leave a quarter under your bed." This, as well as other sardonic statements, were greated with applause and uncontrollable laughter.
The operation began as members of the Militia, dressed in a manner unrepresentative of normal fashion convention, and extremely incognito, approached the building, after briefly discussing tolerance with an employee and scoping out the scene. When our undercover operatives approached the window, they were greeted with laughter, smerks, and the usual wispers between intolerant employee's. They quickly annoyed the customers and began work on the window employee's, inundating them with messages of tolerance, equality, and love - Things which are completely foreign to members of the NWO, and their specially trained elite Dariette employee's. The operation was by all accounts a complete success of gigantic proportions. The Gospel of Tolerance and Love was heard loud and clear and a new crop of tolerant people are ready to be harvested.
The Dariette, also has discontinued serving Miracle Whip, Much to the dismay of 11th Grade Regional Commander Chett, who is quoted with calling Miracle Whip a "Miracle in whip form." Chett also called the discontinuation of purveying Miracle Whip a move toward "Totalitarian Intolerance and a massive attack against our civil liberties. Not to mention an extremely unnecessary violation of our hominoid rights." The Dariette has yet to return calls regarding reinstating Miracle Whip, but calls it an "Impetus for tolerance" and not conducive to our mission. We believe this may be due to the fact that since proceeds from Miracle Whip have disappeared, they are no longer able to pay the phone bill.