Sasquatch Militia Strikes Again... At KFC!

July 15th 2002

KFC, infamous for selling Sasquatches, either crispy or regular, was recently the victim of a tolerance motivated assault, under the command of the Secretary General himself! The operation began at 10:59 p.m, central standard time, and occurred at the KFC located near Target,which is inextricably connected to Pizza hut, where the favorite topings are not just pepperoni and sausage, but also Sasquatches!

"Yall got chicken wings?"

"Yes, 2, 4,8,12,16 pieces"

"Yall got Sasquatches"

"HuH? Sasquatches, We don't serve those, that's unAmerican."

UnAmerican? Is this plain denial? Or an attempt to conceal the inherant evil that lurks at KFC - the harvesting of Sasquatch parts, for the dining pleasure of the non-Sasquatch majority, who stick to anti-tolerance, like a virus slowly killing its host! "How delectable!" "Umm scrumptous!" These are just some of the noises, which can be heard coming from KFC during dinner and lunch. Recently anti-KFC protestors from several anti-intolerance groups protested, under the banner of The Sasquatch Militia, at KFC, demanding an end to the harvesting of innocent Sasquatches for commericial food enterprises. Obviously the anti-Sasquatch KFC has yet to hear that message, because they continue to serve Sasquatch Limbs and Legs, at bargain values! Its bad enough to serve Sasquatches, after mercilessly slaugtering them in order to acquire the almighty dollar, but its another to serve them at bargain prices and in 'Value Meals', in order to make as much money as possible from their exploitation. It's time the tolerant people of this once moral and equality oriented country, begin to demand that KFC, stop serving certain varieties of Hominoids! It's rumored that some KFC's operate at a loss, in order to continue to fuel the need to extirpate and harvest thousands of Sasquatches every year, proving that this is not motivated by purely capitalist motivations, but by a sincerely evil quest to eliminate Sasquatches from this earth. This crusade is obviously funded by the NWO, as they are the only ones with enough money to subsidize a multi-nation intercontinental enterprise such as Kentucky Fried Chicken (Sasquatch). Colonel Sanders would be rolling over in his grave if he knew this! A once trusted restaurant franchise, which is now controlled by the NWO, possibly because of psychotronic Mind-control, proves that the NWO is serious in its quest to eliminate tolerance and Sasquatches, and will due so, even if it loses money. It's time that the tolerant people of this world follow the noble example of the Sasquatch Militia and boycott this egregiously evil enterprise. The Sasquatch Militia is counting on you, tolerant, sapient and egalitarian people of the world, to combat the increasing rate of intolerance among the non-Sasquatch ruling class, who seeks to dominate world events, with an agenda of intolerance and unjustified hatred, and to pursue an immediate cessation and end to the harvesting of innocent Sasquatches for commercial enterprises. Tolerant person of the world - Will you heed our call?