Sasquatch Militia Headquarters Nearly Completed!

July 6th 2002

In May 2002, the Sasquatch Militia began an ambitious and some say foolish project to construct a headquarters outside of Harding High school. After it was unveiled to the students of Harding on live T.V, construction began hours later. Although several setbacks have transpired, including a thwarted terrorist attack and a cataclysmic explosion, construction is near completion, with only a month remaining. If you've driven by Harding High school lately you may have seen the new complex, which will also serve as a fitness center for members of The Sasquatch Militia and a beacon of freedom and tolerance for the Community. The headquarters will be equipped with several important features including:

A desk : So we can write stuff down.

A storage cabinent : So we can put the stuff we write down in it.

A roof : So when it rains, the headquarters doesen't get flooded or wet.

A phone : So we can talk to others without having to smell them. Exspecially aplicable towards disgusting and repugnant humans.

A floor : So we don't fall into the abyss that serves as the foundation for Harding High School.

A door : Provides easy access to the complex, except when locked.

No Windows : So curious NWO agents cannot spy on our secret meetings.

No Fly Zone : So NWO surveilance planes cannot evesdrop on our conversations and to protect our headquarters from the possibility of being bombed by the Federalists! Also Kites and helium inflated ballons will be restricted for 2 miles around Harding High school. These dangerous weapons cannot be allowed near our venerable complex.

As you can see, this is no ordinary headquarters. It is equipped with state of the art everything as well as technologically advanced weapons such as phones and desks. So NWO beware, we soon will have a headquarters and the quest for tolerance will have a base from which to operate!