Newest weapon of the Militia - Fireworks

7/02/2002

Recently, pro-NWO legislators (Also known as republicans, democrats, liberals, conservatives, socialists, communists, reformists, and practically everyone else who has ever been a politician or ran for office.) have passed a bill legalizing fireworks in Minnesota. They were hoping it would create enough noise to supress the voices of tolerance and mutual respect, but have utterly failed. Instead they have given us a weapon of mass destruction. With these weapons the Sasquatch Militia has gone on a carefully designed rampage to annihilate the enemies of tolerance, respect, and freedom. Consider the following:

Huge trash can filled with branches and debris was hit with a deadly smokebomb. But the smokebomb not only killed the intolerance within the dumpster but also set it on fire. Causing mass histeria and forcing the NWO to revise its intolerant plans. Smoke could be seen for several feet and everyone in the vacinity considered it an annoyance. One GUY got so pissed off he started crying like a small baby and began to pull his hair and stomp his little panzy feet. Until members of the militia began singing to him and handed him some kleenex... he quickly repented of his intolerance and sasophobia and was given penance by the Holiest of Holies the Holy Phajer.

Pack of firecrackers detonated at local bowling alley, members of milita asked to stop.. they cooperate in an uncooperative manner and begin detonating bottle rockets, and shooting roman candles at Bowling Alley employee's. Police were called to the scene and we fled in our Militia car until it broke down several feet away and we began to walk away instead. The Police never showed because they were scared of the leathel power of fireworks. Several people became tolerant due to this event.

This is just a sample of the deadly power to kill and extirpate that fireworks have. The NWO has once again failed to silence the voices of tolerance and equality and has instead given the Sasquatch Militia a cheap, effective, and annoying weapon which will serve to combat intolerance for several generations to come.

Want to learn how to light off Fireworks? Then Join the Sasquatch Militia to learn this difficult but important task.