Refulgent Light of Tolerance

July 10th 2002

Recently a group of astronomers, meteorologists, physicists, astrophysicists, rocket scientists and other people who know stuff, concluded a study which was commisioned to discover the brightest most effulgent and ebullient light in the universe! Their conclusion -

The light of Tolerance shines brightest!

This report went on to state that "Their is no known substance that can compare to the radiance and sheer glory of Tolerance, but the light of equality and respect were distant runner ups." Indeed this report simply substantiates what the Sasquatch Militia, the worlds only peace loving militia, has been preaching for years. That the light of tolerance shines brightest and easily defeats the darkness of intolerance, bigotry, and hatred which covers a great deal of the earth and is imbued into the hearts, brains, and concience of many people throughout this planet.

The study, which was funded by the Sasquatch Militia, has received an unreceptive intolerant response from almost every scientist and member of academia on earth. One scientist said "This report is madness, there is no such thing as 'a light of tolerance', it just doesen't exist?" Another exclaimed "This just shows how ridiculous some people are. To believe tolerance would have some sort of fantastical light which emanates radiance, is absolutely ludicrous and not supported by empiracle evidence, or any evidence at all."

The report is generally regarded as a lie, myth, and pure lunacy by educated citizens of the world. But those supporters remain obstinate in their convictions. The Secretary of Love for the Sasquatch Militia was quoted with saying "What a work of pure, unadulterated science. Finally the truth shall be known by all nations, rich and poor that it is not the sun which lights the earth, rather that celestial power known only as the light of Tolerance."

The Sasquatch Militia is an organization comprised of dedicated stomptroopers who seek to peacefully inculcate tolerance into an intolerant world. Visit www.geocities.com/sasquatch_militia for more information about this group.