YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

FIVE DEAD PIGGIES HELTHER SKELTER

I WAGE WAR ON THOSE WHO CELEBRATE NEW YEARS EVE: Yeh dats right, helter skelter - five dead piggies, ya'll pathetic losers with too much time on your hands, just whats the point?? hell what you dickheads do tonight i can do on ANY Given friday night on ANY Yeh so STGDFU You bastards, thats why i choose to wage war upon yo pathetic and lame asses. The revolution is coming, Ive been waiting for this moment to arise......helter skelter.

And whats it with this pathetic piggy government? They continue to keep easter sunday - a specified religious feast within the christian calender a "non public holiday" but New Years day is classfied a "public holiday" huh more like a pathetic state sponsored recovery and dumping day for the pathetic who reel in one night stands so commonly sought throughout pathetic days like today....thats why i wage war upon you party people.

May god bless noise control and the police plus folk like myself who want NYE Banned and celebrants pushed into the firey abyss for life. It aint no undergrouynd paradise its the abyss where men in red tracksuits will be shoving pitchforks up there asses each and everyday for eternity.

Five dead piggies - helther skelter.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 31 December 2008 12.23pm

NEW YEARS IS LAME ANYWAY

MAN WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT NEW YEARS EVE: Its just another boring day changing over into another bopring day whats the point in celebrating the crossing over from one day to the next??? NYE Is pathetically overrated screw your excuses to get pissed and have one of those hurtful one night stands, i dont give a fuck. As if Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Lord Krishna or whatever is going tyo magically appear before you at the stroke of midnight on 31/12 (unless you where under the influence of some strong halluncigenic drug like acid, Angel Dust or STP) get a grip. And before you go calling me a party pooper i just wanna say i dont give a fuck about NYE, man i can get pissed on any given day of the year jesus fucking christ, you people make me sick.
And for those going out to celebrate New Years Eve then you have a Lame, Sad and pathetic life anyway.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 30 December 2008 3.59pm

FOUR YEARS

HELL ITS COMIN UP 4 YEARS: Since i permanently gave up smoking....as well as drugs...I first started smoking at 17 and the first time i tried to quit smoking was almost 7 years ago after the death of my mum but cos i ballooned in terms of weight i was back onto it...it took me another 3 and a bit years before i was smokefree permanantly.....
how'd i do it?? cold turkey. Im highly confident id never touch a cigarette again after all they kill and cost you a heap of paper.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 27 December 2008 5.10pm

XMAS AT BURNSIES

WELL IM BACK FROM UPPER HUTT: And i gotta say that Xmas wasnt as bad as i thought it would be.
On Tuesday i saw D again - looks like were in that "just friends" stage hopefully rebuilding where we left off nearly 2 years ago when she done "the runner" but yeh im still mad at her for that but i guess i can forgive her.
Wednesday night at the tote was mediocre - most of my old krew no longer live in Upper Hutt but for a couple of them....theyre askign me "are you comin back to upper hutt"? My answer was "i dont know, i just dont know". Im planning a move out to Porirua/Titahi Bay early next year once "the end" has come. But still heaps of hutt yarrayarra - they still like me.
Upper Hutt is still a shithole....what else is new? But at least it was a couple of days out from dodgy, fucked up traffic lights and those bastard narrow roads...upper hutt roads are far better than the ones in town
Xmas day was a bore, my sister came home from holiday last night and so the last few hours of xmas was just me and her, too bad "the grinch stole xmas" aka Skeletor.
Today was a tiki tour around upper hutt before heading home to K-Town, im back at work on sunday and working through the new year, i dont relaly give a rats arse anyway - to me new years is just another boring day in the life - yawn.
aight ill u/d later peace out.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 26 December 2008 4.30pm

NO MADAME A-JO JOS TONIGHT

AS ITS XMAS: And money is precious im not at madame jo-jos tonight - I just love that place i mean all pimped up.
For all my Upper Hutt Krew - Ryan C, Nooks and "The Gang" - Ill c u all at the tote next Wednesday Xmas eve...ill prolly bore you to death with my recent trip to aussie and i dont want to get into a tall poppy syndrome yap about how madame jo-jos/the temperance is the place to be...
Of course i hardly ever visit the teenage mum capital of NZ These days even tho im considering moving back there in '09....however Titahi bay/P-Town and the Nor'western bay suburbs are more tempting.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 19 December 2008 3.35pm

ITS TIME TO INVADE FIJI

HEY JOHNNY ROTTEN: Dont be like your predecessor and sit on your ass...invade fiji and get rid of that komo trannie boy frankie bananarama...If he hates NZ So much then show this countrys true colours and send in a rtapid reaction force to knock out those dumbasses and remove that gaylord bananarama...you know he ass fucks his gay husband Robert Mugaybe in the showers every night...so much for civil unions (j/k).
Nah seriously Johnny Rotten you can show this country how much of a decent bloke you are and invade fiji - or if you cant do that, at least get one of the ANAZC Frigates to fire missiles into downtown suva to show how serious NZ Is in "wiping bananarama and his gay cronies off the face of the earth" yeh thats right - New Zealand needs another colonial outpost just in case the Tokelaus ever decided to declare independance - Fiji should be invaded and annexed into New Zealand - you call it colonialism?? i call it "liberating Fiji from the clutches of a cross dressing military commander".
Fiji Should belong to New Zealand - Not that Gaybow Bananarama - you know that Mr. Bananarama wears polka dot knickers and girlie dresses and flowery headbands?? and he likes the village people and plays croquet too..what a gaylord.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 17 December 2008 3.13pm

SHES BACK

THERE WAS A BIT OF A REUNION LAST NIGHT: I Saw a former girlfriend of mine - for the first time in nearly 2 years i spotted her in "little syria" last night, I Gave her an earful about how she just randomly done a runner - no goodbyes whatsoever, now ive accepted she departed but again she is back and hopefully a permanent reunion is in sight.
Shame on chicks that do runners....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 16 December 2008 3.45pm

THE DOMINION POST IS WOWSERIST PROPAGANDA

TODAYS FRONT PAGE OF THE DOMINION POST: Just shows that It has become wowserist propaganda.
This was the same paper of which ten years ago promoted the evils of cigar smoking.
Dont give me this "drink kills" bullshit you and your wowserist staff oughta be (scuse the pun) stoned to death with bricks and rock.
Lets look at the evils of smoking:
5000 kiwis die each and every year due to the evils of tobacco - yet this highly addictive and lethal drug can still be sold to anyone, never mind the 18 age limit, some places barely (if ever) enforce it - unscrupulous dairy owners seldomly ask little joey and josie johnson for ID. Yet its only illegal for danny the dairy owner to sell cigs to under 18s, he is the one penalised, while little johnny and josie johnson escape an instant fine
Hell i can even remember when it was legal for people to smoke in there offices, even i remember travelling to the south island one day as a kid flying air new zealand and i distinctly remember the flight attendants asking passengers to "please extinguish all cigarettes until we have reached cruising height".
Tobacco is all too easy to obtain in New Zealand, yet the great evil, located right in the heart of petone still manufactuers a product i was hooked on for almost 8 whole years before i finally managed to kick for good, an unscrupulous factory that brings out a product more lethal than arsenic and DDT Combined yet remains legal despite stringent regulations that have varying degrees of enforcement.
Having said that on a personal note, it was learnt that last night my uncle has been in and out of hospital with heart problems as a result of years of smoking - and he still does heavily smoke.
Of course banning tobacco is not the answer - we have learnt that banning something will only drive it underground - as in the case of alcohol in 1920s America and Marijuana in modern day New Zealand.
Over the years we have seen the rates of smoking decline in new zealand - from 60% of the population in the mid 1970s to just 20% in the late 2000s but we need this rate to drop further.
My recommendation is for Tobacco regulations to be tightened further, punish the underage smokers with heavy fines as well as the unscrupulous shopkeepers, licence tobacco retailers, hide tobacco displays from the public - this way we can keep up reducing the number of smokers in this country.
And to the Dominion Post - go shove your wowserist double standards up where the sun dont shine, you sometimes glorify sexual content in your articles but condemn the use of booze - Just, in the words of the great band deftones, Shove It!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 13 December 2008 1.06pm

UPPER HUTT BECKONS

IT LOOKS LIKE: Ill be moving back to Upper Hutt sooner rather than later....do i have to shout profanitys and "get out of my fucking way" to people on Narrow Roads leading to a competition of right of passage??? No tin Upper Hutt i dont...the roads out there keep you sane as they are wide enough to fit both lanes of traffic and whose fucked up idea was it to put center lanes on roads that are so narrow anyway??? Well in Upper Hutt you dont need to worry about that bullshit - the roads are far wider and drivable.
The WCC Have got a problem with themselves - for less than $200 they can put up signs on narrow roads indictating "one way" rather than allow drivers to compete for the right of way often ending in a slanging match, seriously the WCC Are fuckfaces who dont listen to there residents.
With "the end" coming, a move back to Upper Hutt is certainly ticking forward.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 8 December 2008 3.30pm

THE RUNAWAYS KICK ASS

BEFORE KITTIE: There where the runaways....Kick Ass Yarrayarra with Guitars singing classic punk rock tunes.
Check Out Wasted Fucking Kick Ass and Joan Jett You Kick Ass!!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 6 December 2008 3.50pm

AN OPEN MESSAGE TO THE NEW ZEALAND POLICE

WITH IT COMING UP TO THE XMAS HOLIDAYS: I hearby insist that you crack-down upon Slow Drivers.
Ever since 1967 "driving at an unreasonably slow speed" has been an offence under transport law in New Zealand, however it is almost never enforced, this means that angry motorists take the law into there ownn hands and enforce it themselves...and believe me, do you expect angry andy to give joey slowpoke a ticket??? Hell No...Angry Andy will most likely use a metal bar to phsycially punish Joey Slowpoke, smash his car window, kick his panel and smash Joey Slowpoke over the head with the iron bar.
Why?? because you plods do not bother pulling over people like Joey and Julie Slowpoke and give them a ticket - having said that a straight on $150 fine - no points off your licence is far too lenient, i demand that slow drivers be given fines of $400+ plus 75 demerit points for there offences.
Slow drivers are not safer drivers and in fact are more dangerous than Bobby Boyracer. While you plods ticket the ass off John Doe for breaking the speed limit by 5km/h - all too trivial, Joey Slowpoke gets away with his crimes and causes a head-on accident or provokes an extremely violent road rage incident.
I insist you plods hang around Oriental parade, Ottawa Road in Ngaio, Eastern Hutt road between Upper hutt and Wingate and such other areas where slow drivers are known to travel and in doing so ticket there asses, otherwise angry andy will have no choice but to take the law into his own hands at this risk of being arrested and charged with aggravated assault and wilful damage or even far more serious crimes as manslaughter.
* Angry Andy is a metophorical character based on anyone who becomes pissed off at Slow Drivers, nor do i condone the actions of angry andy, its to be used to make PC Plonker and Sgt. Hamin Bacon out there aware of the dangers of driving too slow.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 6 December 2008 3.50pm

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