YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

MORE LIES ABOUT MOTHER MARY

JUNK SCIENCE: Im am sick to fucking death about these "scientists" telling a load of poppycock about Marijuana - Stefan Nonsense it damages the lungs as much as "5 cigarettes a day" - Marijuana AINT USED AS MUCH AS TOBACCO You dickweed quacks, Plus the THC in Marijuana has ANTI CANCER Properties compared to the Cancer Causing agents in Nicotine.

Pot is NOT Addictive either, Cigarettes are the most HIGHLY ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN yet they are still legal, never mind the 18 age limit, several places are known to flout the law and sell to minors anyway, its not illegal for a teenager to buy smokes either.

Im sick to fucking death of this anti psychedleic drug hysteria made by an imperialist western media yet this same filth PROMOTES and CONDONES Sex in everthing, im sick to death of sex this, sex that, having sex shoved down my throat in the media - the same media that CONDENMS CANNABIS USE.

and if you want to argue with me then check out This Site im sure if you want to criticise my view on this then youll enjoy it.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 31 July 2007 7.54pm

CREATION OF THE JAFA REPUBLIC

IM SICK TO DEATH OF AUCKLAND THIS AUCKLAND THAT: Im sick of these spoilt pricks getting EVERYTHING they want from the Govt. Hey 3 million people live WAY From Jafaland, the govts. precious little darling. Well fuck this. I demand Auckland form its own state within a state much like the vatican is to italy. Dickhead Hubbard can become its president. Youse knjow what? Wellington is the GREATEST City in the universe and if youse dont like it the TS - and that dont mean teetered swimming either

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 30 July 2007 7.50pm

THE LITTLE SATAN IS A RACIST SLUT

THE LATEST OUTBURST FROM LINDSAY THE LITTLE SATAN LOHAN: She denys driving that vehicle she was stopped for DIC in, accuses "some black guy" of doing it and saying "you cant arrest me, im famous and go fuck yoselves".
What a Racist Slut - I formally declare a Jihad upon Lindsay Lohan, the dirty slag, 50c hooker, bitch, ho, The Little Satan. She, Paris Hilton, Nicole Bitchie, Britany Spears, Rhiana, Christina Aguileria and Mischa Barton are hearby proclaimed the Axis of Evil.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 29 July 2007 7.41pm

BEST EPISODE EVER

WARNING: SPOLER ALERT: Saw the simpsons movie last night, gotta say its not as funny as Borat or Harry Pothead and the Order of the PCP but still3 simpsons episodes into one made it an enjoyable movie, Hey a movie version of my favorite TV Show or should i say 3 simpsons episodes into one 90- minute presentation. Of course the graphics where far beter than in any simpsons episode put together
HIGHLIGHT: When Greenday sink into that polluted lake Titanic Style and 'American Idiot' the funeral version is played on Ms Glicks Keyboard.
LOW LIGHT: Cant think of any really
RATING: **** 1/2
RECOMMENDED: Yes

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 29 July 2007 7.33pm

A BIT OF FRIDAY TRIVIA

SOME SHIT YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT ME: So here goes the 101. And this aint no shit either
In 3rd Form (Year 9) back in 1993 Heretaunga College.
My PE Teacher was Mr. Paquin. Thats right Hollywood actress Anna Paquins father, Mr Paquin had that most annoying canadian acent. According to sorces, he ran off with English Teacher Ms Powell. who used to hang out with that Gay Teacher Mr. Town (died of an AIDS related illness in 2000).
Silver Fern Julie Seymour was my Form Teacher. Back then she was known as Miss Dawson. Hey who else was in 3DN @ Heretaunga College back in 1993? Hey the blokes had a famous Teacher and Famous PE Teacher. hahaha we rule the world.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 27 July 2007 4.10pm

WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND IRRESPONSIBLE, I WAS EXACTLY THAT

WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND IRRESPONSIBLE I WAS YOUNG AND IRRESPONSIBLE: Fuck i used to get up to all sorts of mischeif, I was just a petty thug - hey lets look back.
August 2001 - i was driving home to upper hutt from a mates in lower hutt, i decided to be an idiot and smoke that joint i had in my pocket while driving so i wind down my window so if i was ever pulled over the 5-0 wont be able to smell it. Of course i was also a tobacco smoker back then. as i was driving down ararino st in trentham, i got stopped by a plainclothes piggie car. I thought "shit ive been busted man" but i realised what rights i had, my nissan pulsar stenched more of tobacco than pot so i felt some sort of relief, the cop told me my muffler had came off and i said "oh umm...ok dude, ill get it fixed monday" (this was a saturday 4.30pm) I was stoned as but the cop didnt realise it - the irony was this cop who pulled me over was the Upper Hutt DARE officer at the time, stupid twit didnt even know i was half tripping. My Lucky Day i guess.......But i knew he'd pull me over, hey what a 21 year old longhaired 60s rocker lookalike geared up in a leather jacket, black ribbed jersey and fading jeans with Blue Cheer, Jefferson Airplane and Black Widow pumping out of his stereo, yet the preppie kids never got targeted at all.
Of course 6 years later i dont smoke anything anymore and i would regard my actions back then as totally irresponsible but looking back at it i just laugh at my days as a petty thug, now 6 years later i have a whole heap of discipline but still relive my thug days with good humor

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 27 July 2007 3.53pm

A QUIET WEEKEND PLANNED

NOTHING BIG PLANNED THIS WEEKEND: Housework, P-Town and this and that planned for Friday and Saturday.
Whose up for a bit of GTA San Andreas this weekend? i think i am. Ive got to get CJs driving skill back up so i can race at that bowl thingee, meet the truth and continue to go on drive-bys to kill the Ballas Gang. Hey i have also got CJ and the grove st boys to get some molotov cocktails, where can you get them again? Emmets innit? I forget, i accidentally deleted one game from my memory card thinking id saved it in a drunken state.
So much for GTA San Andreas

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 26 July 2007 7.44pm

FINALLY A COMPRIMISE

IVE REACHED A COMPRIMISE: With my landlord over the noise her housekeeper is making during the day, Hey i have a right to complain so i can tell this housekeeper in person to tell her to keep it down. Hey i handle noise complaints at my work on a frequent basis so why should i bother whinging when i can do the same at home as i do at work?
Its a win-win situation for all parties involved WESSYDE.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 26 July 2007 7.36pm

COMPARING OUR DOLLAR

WITH THE DOLLAR ABOUT 80C: Alot of people are bitching and bitching - oh for freds sake, in the early 70s our dollar was worth $1.40 US And ppl didnt complain. Mind you unemployment back then was a grand total of ZERO Compared with 3.6% today

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 26 July 2007 7.33pm

MERCENARY NOT A HERO

OH HONESTLY: This Guy is no hero - He is a mercenary, Fighting for another countrys army while betraying his own country. This guy is a traitor and a mercenary and doesnt deserve squat if you ask me.
I bet our very Own VC Winner Willy Apiata will be insulted, after all Mr. Apiata done a bloody good job in fighting and killing those cuntface Al Qaida fucks and once more he was fighting IN THE NEW ZEALAND ARMY - FOR HIS OWN COUNTRY AND HIS OWN PEOPLE

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 25 July 2007 7.47pm

SHOW ME SOME RESPECT BITCH!!!

IM AT WITS END: I dotn know why i waste my time complaining about this EVERY Tuesday. My Landlords housekeeper is a bag of noise. I mean she treats my landlords house like its her bloody own, shes an arrogant bitch who shows absolutely NO consideration for nightshift workers like myself. I will have a word to my landlord about this again. And on Friday Morning/Aftrnoon seek legal advice about calling noise control - esp. how its my landlords property, I mean i dont want to get my landlord or her husband in the shit over stuff her housekeeper is doing and for hells sake i do not want to leave K-Town. Im SICK TO DEATH of NOT getting the required sleep i need to function on the nightshift, especially how my shifts are PERMANENT NIGHTS. I CANNOT CHANGE THEM and if i do my boss will not be impressed.
This housekeeper is an Arrogant, discourteous little bitch - she has no respect for the fact that I Work nights. Despite several complaints to my landlord she keeps making noise. Im sick of having to bang on the ball and tell her to STFU. I think ill end up having to eventually call noise control
Noise complaints are a regular speciality - hey you might think im turning into a Grouchy old grandad by complaining about noises but 'ear me now - I dont give a flying fuck what you jokers think - no really i dont. We nightshift workers DESERVE a bit of respect and consideration - we are the doctors, nurses and paramedics who save your lives, Police and security guards who keep you guys safe, Firefighters who save your property from an all out 3am inferno - WE DEMAND TO BE REATED WITH RESPECT and that means just having to tell you day ppl to STFU While we try and sleep.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 24 July 2007 7.55pm

DECLARATION OF GRAND JIHAD UPON MY PREPPIE NEIGHBORS

SO THESE DICKHEAD FUCKS: Next door to me party all weekend. Music is too loud, some people are trying to sleep. My landlord, her husband and myself are ever so pissed off at these preppie fucks. I was gunna call noise control last night at 12.30 but my phone is out of credit. Hey of the Wellington City Council genuinely cared about the citizens right to peace aqnd quiet it will make Noise Control Complaints a TOLL FREE 0800 NUMBER!!! i INSIST THE WCC CREATE A TOLL FREE 0800 DOB IN YO NOISY NEIGHBOR NUMBER.
Even when i got home from town ar 2.30am Saturday morning these dickhead fucknuts where still partying, Music was too loud. Bastard scum.
These scumbag neighbors of mine are about 23-24 years old and just a bunch Of TFBs, they have NO Consideration for myself nor the landlord or her husband and pre-school daughter. If they want to party they should consider COURTANEY PLACE not a quiet residential street.
Because of my preppie neighbors arrogance, My Jihad against them has now become a Grand Jihad - I order a Fatwah upon there sorry asses. Rot in Hell you pigs and get the fuck outta my otherwise quiet suburban st. K-Town does not need scum like you keeping residents awake with your faggopty ann gay ass "music", shouting, screaming and your slutty supre clone girlfriends yahooing all fucking night.
Rot in Hell - Fatwah is upon you, Jihad is now waged upon yo sorry ass Biatches!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 22 July 2007 7.53pm

TV3 AND STUFF MAJORLY FUCK UP

ONCE AGAIN TV3 AND STUFF.CO.NZ FUCK UP: There news. Both Stuffs and 3News lead story tonight was about the All Blacks WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE ALL BLACKS - THERE IS A SPORTS SECTION SO PUT ALL STORYS ABOUT ABOUT RUGBY AND OTHER SPORTS IN THE SPORTS SECTION Thats why there is sports section to put little faggots like richie macaw and jerry collins into - NOT THE GENERAL SECTION where we should be hearing about shit like bad weather, terrorist bombings, helen clark etc etc.
On a related mater The All Blacks are a bunch of Faggots anyway, Rugby is the sport of poofters who gives a fuck about it, Rugby is no longer a central part of Kiwis lives, Rugby has been slippin since about 1967 when Kiwis realised there was better things in this world than a group of battyboys passing a ball to one another.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 22 July 2007 7.40pm

WHY ARE WELLINGTON STREETS SO NARROW?

TOO MANY 2 LANE ROADS ARE NARROW AS: Narrow 2 lane streets suck ass - Take much of the roads around Roseneth, Newtown - even in Johnsonville. The streets are far too narrow, The city council are too thick and lazy to even make them one way.
Of course im saying this as an ex-Pat Upper Hutt where while the driving is poor, the roads are in top notch condition, i cannot think of one street in Upper Hutt that you need to give way to on-coming traffic on a 2 lane street.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 21 July 2007 6.10pm

I THINK HERMINE GANJA DIES

NOTHING IS MENTIONED OF HERMOINE GRANGER: In the last Chapter of the newest Harry Potter book. Theres hints of Ron, Harry, Ginny - but i cannot see Hermoine there.
That means in the Harry Pothead trilogy Hermine Ganja dies - but how? Drug Overdose?, Gunbattle defending her Marijuana crops from her archnemesis PC Plonker and Sgt. Bacon, Taking Dodgy Hashish (no doubt laced with Cocaine from the Evil Druglord Carlos Columbia).
Awaiting confirmation - But Harry Pothead moves 37 years into the future, now a 57 year old Grandaddy working as an economic analyst. Of course Harry Pothead is set in 1970 at the height of the Hippie Era so yeh.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 21 July 2007 5.41pm

WOFS MADE EASY

OH YEH I 4GOT: I got the Warrant so all is sweet
RESTECP to tha K-Town Massiv and Death to the Hanson St Massiv.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 20 July 2007 8.20pm

HARRY POTHEAD AND THE DEADLY HASHISH

JAH KNOW: A Little bird tells me that Rueben Weedly Takes a potent batch of LSD and falls 400ft off a cliff into the sea - Never to be seen and/or heard of again in the latest Harry Pothead trilogy. You see he thinks he can fly after taking the acid, The final curtain for this druggie character is "oompa loompa doopadeedoo ive got a perfect puzzzzaaaaaaaaahhhhh....."
Other rumours.
- Hermine Ganja ODs on a potent form of Smack given to her as a gift from the trilogys latest Villian - the Evil Drug lord Carlos Columbia of the Columbian Drug Mafia.
- Harry Pothead is shot and killed in a Shoot out defending his Marijuana planation from PC Plonker and Sgt. Bacon. He goes down in a Blaze of glory
- Carlos Columbia sets the entire Bongwarts Crossing alight after smoking P and in a P Fuelled rage takes vicious vengeance on the peace loving marijuana dominated town
- A "High Profile" Villian teams up with the "goodies" to fight an evil Villian.
All will be revealed tomorrow.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 20 July 2007 12.31pm

PICTURE YOUSELF ON THE HUTT RIVER

SUMMER 1999/2000: Taking my old rust bucket Hillman Avenger out to the banks of the Hutt River with some of my old druggie bros. Smoke some ganja on the shores of the Hutt River - Then going on a Freak Out (Wind down the windows blasting out acid rock) round Upper Hutt in the old beat up $500 car i then had.
Hey we where stoned, we could no longer drive @ 140km/h down Alexander road - we couldnt be assed cos i was too stoned to do so - hahaha.
Ahh such treasured memories.
Sorry im just bored. I think i should stop being a lollygagger and head to work. F'aa

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 19 July 2007 7.50pm

I NEED NEW TYRES

WARRANT DAY TODAY: And my car bounced on 2x tyres - ah well that should all be fixed after work tomorrow - SATURDAY MEANS P-TOWN AS USUAL to catch up wid tha Waitangirua Massiv

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 19 July 2007 7.40pm

PAUL SWAIN TO RETIRE

RIMUTAKA MP PAUL SWAIN WILL NOT STAND FOR RE-ELECTION NEXT YEAR: According to Dave Farrar.
Being my Local MP For many years till i finally left that Shit-hole of the world AKA Upper Hutt. Mr. Swain has shown his people that he listens to his constitutents, and i can prove this when he was finally forced to back down on proposals to cut the blood alcohol limit a few years back.
His loss will be deeply regretted by the people of Upper Hutt. But ahh well as im now in K-Town we can be sure that Peter Dunne will keep up company for many years to come.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 17 July 2007 7.58pm

JUST WATCHED EPIC MOVIE ON YOUTUBE

THERE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: Flick made me ROTFL....Until those sluts the Pussycat Slags killed it - Jihad to Them, war, fight them, destroy them, Death to the Pussycat Dolls, Lets hang them, draw them and quarter them.
The rest of the movie - So Funny.....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 17 July 2007 7.45pm

THERAPUDIC MEDICINES BILL DEFEATED (yeeay)

I CALL VICTORY: The therapudic medicines bill has FINALLY been thrown into the dust-bins.
Those traitors annette king and helen clark who are pushing for NZ to be merged with our common and only enemy - Australia. They must be crying like little babies when hearing the news.
GOD DEFEND AOTEROA NEW ZEALAND!!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 16 July 2007 7.49pm

RENEWING AN OLD JIHAD

I THOUGHT WED WON THE JIHAD AGAINST THE SPICE GIRLS YEARS AGO: But unfortunatly because these 5 guttersluts woould "reform" then ive had no choice but to re-declare by jihad on the spice girls as of this moment.
The first Jihad on the spice girls started way back in 97 - The Year when Music, ravaged with cancer succumed to cancer - never to rise again. However by 1999 we thought the jihad had been won - w'd never hear from them again by late 2001 the jihad was over - We won, a global crusade against these slags whom i call "the paris hiltons of there time" was won by us.
Or so we thought.
Theeasons why the jihad on the spice girls was re-declared is simple - the world knew it then and they know it now - The SPice girls corrupted, poisoned and Pillaged the minds and livelihoods of millions of teenage girls around the world, literally whoring them up, paving way for even more corrupted and pillaged robots known as the "spice army" - evil monsters such as Briteny Spears, Christina Aguileria, Beyonce etc, etc...And lets not forget the male side of the equasion - Batty Boy Gaylords such as N'Sync and the Backstret boys where also paved out of this utterly condemnable NWO. N'Sync and BSB are probably responsible for the rise in homosexuality amongst young men in the early 2000s - not that ive got anything agaist gay and lesbian people.
The Spice hos did NOT play a single instrument, hell they didnt even write there own songs, they didnt meet as a group of instrument playing friends sharing a common interest in music. They where formed by some smuck who doesnt care shit other than acheiving a major tax write off in adition to getting these bitches to give this guy blowjobs every night.
Worse they where made for profit - to sell crappy merchanise aimed at teenage girls - spice this spice that, the music was only a ploy to get the nice market to buy there cheap Bhutan sweatshop factory made merchandise - think the monkees, only worse - 10000x worse.
So in conclusion the Jihad on Spice Girls has re-started. The iron curtain has fallen once again, we have planted the first bricks in rebuilding the berlin wall. - The Holy War against the spice girls is on. DEATH TO THE SPICE GIRLS - a popular chant of the late 1990s is now reborn in the late 2000s
On a related note - WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM they are just media hogging, attention starved media whores who clog up every single media item around the world - theres mor einmportant shit happening in this world rather than hearing about Slutoria and Gayvid Peckerhead.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 16 July 2007 7.47pm

THE DEADLY HASHISH

HARRY POTHEAD AND THE DEADLY HASHISH: Released at 4.20pm Friday July 20, hahahahaha.......
Which one of the fab-3 stoners will OD on a Class-A Drug? Will a "well known villan" 'team up' with Harry Pothead? The Answers will all be relvealed next week.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 14 July 2007 5.03pm

NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL

BLUE NOTE ISNT A BAD BAR AFTER ALL: They even have jugs.....
I think ill be there more often....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 14 July 2007 5pm

IF IM THERE I WONT BE THER EI WILL I WONT

BLUE NOTE TOMORROW: Or MBBK?? Tough Choices innit - hey MBBK is only 2 mins walk from my house yet blue note is so far away, Zebos might be paied a visit too. If im there im there if im not im not but if i am i will be.
My bad for the confusion caused

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 12 July 2007 7.28pm

MORE HARRY POTHEAD MADNESS

YEEAY, JUST THOUGHT ID ANNOUNCE: THta im going to work on a parody website - Thats right The Adventures of Harry Pothead and his 2 WINZ client Dole Bludging pothead layabouts who us taxpayers fund there Marijuana and LSD Habits, The anti-hero of the book is a young police officer PC Plonker who tries albiet unsuccesfully to arrest the hippie trio and confiscate there crops. hahahahaha......
You dont even need to be on drugs to enjoy the humour.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 12 July 2007 7.27pm

THE ADVANTAGE OF BUSES

NOW THAT IM DOING 12 HOUR SHIFTS: I dont have to get pissed off at wellingtons faulty traffic lights as much to the point where i riong up and complain about them now im taking the bus to and from work, nor do i have to worry about my "tagged" car park being taken up by some gomo when i get home from work.
Hell - I sleep for much of the bus journey home, ever knowing what 12 hour shifts are like. The only problem is that its morning rush hour when i finish work so yeh....its a small price to pay for avoiding dickhead drivers, faulty traffic lights or worse, falling asleep at the wheel. Although this has never happened - esp when i finished at 6am.
As for the lights, the WCC Must have a flood of comlaints about certain lights by me, either that or past noise complaints. Hey im no grampa grouch here, im sick of these arrogant discourteous people who party late at night while other people try and sleep and the poorly designed traffic signals engineered by transit "engineers" who left school 1/2 way thru Fourth Form (Year 10) - back when the school leaving age was 15.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 11 July 2007 7.43pm

HARRY POTHEAD AND THE ORDER OF THE PCP

HERES A PHOTO FROM A SCENE FROM THE LATEST HARRY POTHEAD FILM: Harry Pothead and the Order of the PCP - Check it out, hes high on both weed and Angel Dust - Hahahahaha ROTFLMFAO.

And youse can all go and see this fucking hillarious as comedy at any cinemas from tomorrow - Cheech and Chong Meets Borat Meets Ali G Indahouse - its funny as....more drug fuelled mayhem for everybody and you dont need to be whacked out on LSD to watch it either.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 10 July 2007 7.57pm

IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO TODAY

NO IT WAS NOT THE CHANGE OVER FROM POUNDS TO DOLLARS: But 40 years ago today one of the most shrewd and cold blooded acts of treason was ever committed by New Zealand politicians upon ther eown citizens.
The Drug LSD was outlawed in New Zealand 40 years ago today, the criminals in the beehvive at the time, whom ironically had no trouble extending 6pm bar closing to 10pm in September that same year and subsidising Tobacco products despite the fact they where proven to cause cancer, heart disease and create a lifelong addiction, also these same bastards had no trouble sending 36 young kiwis off to there deaths in some war that had nothing to do with NZ but trather for the glory of the Americans whos goal was to create a union of satellite states in SE asia to prevent "Communism" from spreading further south, Had NZ used conscripts to send to Vietnam rather than an all-volunteer army of professional career soldiers then the springbok tour of 1981 would have seemed like a walk in the park if youd look at all the hippies throwing rocks at police and soldiers - hey the Vietnam veterans on return to NZ where egged and had tomatos thrown at them by Hippies too doped up and peaced out to find any molotovs to hiff at them. - note: im surprised those hippies didnt actually EAT the tomatos they hiffed at returning soldiers from Nam - the weed must have given them the killer-as munchies.
But nah seriously - The Govt. claimed thaey wanted to avoid LSD 'Psych-Outs' as a result of this non-addictive and relatively harmless drug but that was only a decoy to Prohibition of which the real reason was to discourage the growing hippie counter culture in 1967 New Zealand.
40 years earlier Marijuana was outlawed under the Dangerous Drugs and Poisons act. of 1927. Now some psychotic and sick brained fucktard on the other side of the 40 year scale has banned 'Party Pills'. this drug prohibition runs on a 40 year scale, Pot in 1927, LSD in 1967, Party Pills in 2007, I can expect that some other now undiscovered drug will be banned in 2047 by using a false decoy when the real reason is for the government to barge into the private lives of adults of whom what they do provioded no harm be done is none of the governments fucking business.
Harry Pothead, Hermine Ganja and Rueben Weedly must be on a bad trip upon hearing today was the 40th anniversary of the prohibition of LSD!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 10 July 2007 7.38pm

ODD AS HELL

CHURCH SAYS NO TO 5 YEAR OLD HELL: A Melbourne father says his five-year-old son was barred from enrolling in a local Catholic school because of his surname �C Hell.
Alex Hell, 45, of Hoppers Crossing in Melbourne's west, says despite the school now saying his son Max is welcome, he will move the family to Geelong.
"We're quite devasta.....
More of this odd story of the wek can be read here.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 10 July 2007 3.30pm

CLASSIC AUSSIE BASHING

HONE HARAWIRA ONCE AGAIN SPEAKS THE TRUTH: Australians are pigs yes we know that, now Mr. Harawira accuses Mr. Johnny Rotten there undisputed leader of the aussie pigs of "racism" over his crack-down on alcohol and child abuse amongst aborigines.
Well said Mr. Harawira, We as kiwis should follow by example and realise that Australia IS NOT A FRIEND but rather our MORTAL ENEMY!! hey at least fiji is minding its own business and not trynna take over New Zealand.
NEW WORD FOR THE DAY - Australphobia: To hold fear or otherwirse hostility towards the nationa and/or people of australia. - say it with me again kiddos - Austraphobia

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 9 July 2007 7.40pm

DAVID CLIFF IS A SICK FUCK

A LOWER DRINK DRIVE LIMIT OVER MY DEAD BODY: National Police Road Manager David Cliff wants to force his own form of arrogance down the throats of mostly law abiding citizens by calling for a lower drink drive limit.
NEVER!!!! Now dont get me wrong or nothing and i agree there is a drink-drive problem in New Zealand but the vast majority of it is committed by those TWICE OR TRIPLE THE CURRENT LEGAL ALCOHOL LIMIT rather than those "just over" the threashold, Police would be better targeting the "hard-core receividist offenders" rather than those who have had only 2 cans of beer with a meal - these people are NOT the problem.
Lets not forget that a lower limit will see more people done for DIC - The day after a night out at the pub. It would be DISTINCTLY POSSIBLE that 7 handles of ordinary strength beer - finished at midnight will leave you over the limit at 9am. The government DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to publicise the "dangers" - whatever that may be - of "morning after motoring".
A Lower limit will kill hundreds of rural hotels and force many restauants to close there doors for good putting hundreds of people out of work. Hye lets not forget that rural peoiple have extremely limited access to alternative forms of transportation to get to and from the pub. A Lower limit will mean those who drink up to the "4 cans of beer" limit will be deemed criminals while those who drink 14 cans can easily flout the law.
Aside from being a dreadfully sick fuck and a common bloodstained criminal. Mr. Cliff is also a VILE FUCKING HYPOCRITE. I DO NOT see him calling for a ban on Text-Driving/Cellphones and driving at all. Texting while driving should be punished in the same way as being "grossly intoxicated behind the wheel" and while i ABSOLUTELY CONDEMN Drink driving, It is safer to drive with a blood alcohol level of 0.1/100mg (the legal limit between 1967 and 1978 in New Zealand) than it is to send a text message or 2 behind the wheel.
FYI - i am in the process of working on a site that both condemns drink driving while campaigning to keep the legal limit at 80mg/100ml - ill have it up over the coming week or 2.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 9 July 2007 7.35pm

WASNT THAT A WASTE OF TIME

LIVE EARTH: Biggest waste of time, money and effort ever!!! No need for more!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 8 July 2007 7.50pm

7/7/07

TRIPLE SEVEN - I CALL BOTTOM: You know what!!! I feel weird, spiritually weird, its a funny feeling.....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 7 July 2007 4.32pm

NOW LIVE EARTH REALLY IS A WASTE OF TIME

EVEN ONE OF THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS HUMANITARIANS: Sir. Bob Geldof is on my side in regards to Live Earth being a complete waste of time. How is a "concert" in 20 or so cities around the globe gunna help reduce the chances of apocalypic floods, heatwaves, big freezes, droughts etc etc...the only way to stop climate change is through reducing greenhouse gas emissions, ratifying the Kyoto Protocol, conserving electricity and using alternative forms of transportation - dont sell your souls to corporations.
As for the concert, sell out phoneys, a $3 hooker (read thursdays post), and washed up 80s pop stars....what a waste of time and effort. Al gore should do something more constructive rather than wasting time, effort and money into a festival dominated by no-talent slags and sell out phoneys with only 1 or 2 bands i would regard myself to "enjoy".
Maybe Sir Bob Geldoff was reading this website if he did - RESTECP!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 7 July 2007 4.23pm

WHY AM I STILL SAYING THIS

7 YEARS AGO: I Was writing on one of my previous websites Legalise LSD Its scary to think that that 7 years later im still saying the same thing - Hey not that i use drugs anymore and what i done in my tempesterous youth was exactly that - 7 years later Weed and Acid remain illegal. Hey they only outlawed Acid to discourage Hippies and they outlawed Weed cos it was a competitive fibre to Timber as well as pressure from the Leauge of Nations.
Hey if Acid was legal everybody would be 'peaced out' there wont be any incidents of violence. Prep culture will be non-existant as everybody would be wearing there own clothes rather than wearing what joey or jenny smith in the street is wearing. People will have the ability to think for themselves rather than act like sheep and follow the flock. Rather than Courtaney Place being full of hutt sluts in deisgner clothes, thered be 'trip houses' pumping out weird keyboard and flute music with wah-wah guitar sounds and heavy rumbling bass, the rock music would be heavy as rather than this Rap Crap and R&Bullshit.
Just cos my psychedelic days are over doesnt mean i can relive the hazy crazy days of the early 2000s.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 7 July 2007 4.12pm

MEDIA ORGS TO DEFY ACT OF TREASON

ITS GOOD TO SEE THAT: New Zealand Media Organisations are vowing to defy that ban on 'snapping' politicians for doing something silly (ie. tariana sleeping, ron mark and his picture perfect one finger salute). Hey the Government can take photos of us (drivers licences, passports etc) so whats the difference.
This Law against snapping photos of politicans is an act of HIGH TREASON and the MPs who created and support this bill oughta be executed for there crimes, its a tragedy i believe that NZ Got rid of the death penalty for treason, maybe they did so the politicians can get away with it, such other treasonous acts committed by these bloodstained common criminals include:
The Misuse of Drugs Act,
The Arms Act (or the part that prohibits self defence),
The Student Loan Scam,
The Foreshore and Seabed Act
Rogernomics.
The reason why these putrid scumbag commom bloodstained criminals can commit and get away with treason is that this country doesnt have an enacted constitution, If NZ Had an enacted constitution then any politician who committed these brutal acts of treason would almost certainly be SEVERELY PUNISHED!! The citizens would have control. New Zealanders need to be aware that our politicians are criminals and dont care about the country or people they serve - only them own arrogant and self righteous selves. They are Bastards, Scum, Dick sucking gomos.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU TRAITORS, POWER TO THE PEOPLE AND DEATH TO ALL POLITICANS!!!!! DEATH TO TRAITORS!!! LONG LIVE AOTEAROA NEW ZEALAND!!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 7 July 2007 4.06pm

FIVE DAYS TILL THIS

TILL HARRY POTHEAD AND HIS DRUGGIE MATES RETURN: Cheekit if youse dare.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 6 July 2007 2.49pm

DOBBING IN BAD NEIGHBORS

HOUSING MINISTER CHRIS CARTER: Has the ultimate solution to bad neighbors - even those you have been waging Jihad upon for quite some time - Being the resident Nark.
Lemmie Tell youse - I Live next door to a flat of 20-something wastecase preppies who until recently have had weekend parties so loud it prompted my landlord and her husband to call Noise control. They smoke, they invite these spoilt clean cut slutty rich kids over, even during the day, they have there TV Up so loud you can hear it through my paper thin walls - which prompted me to declare a Jihad against these spoilt fuckers.
Over recent weeks and close to months, these kids have been very quiet. I Think the messgae has finally sunk into them.
The Good neighbors scheme sounds like a great scheme. Grampa Grouchs like myself can take advantage of 'dobbing in' Loud weekend party-goers, footpath hogs, litterbugs, skateboarders (although i can deal with it myself), Boyracers (dude wheres my AK47 Assault rifle* and hand grenades* - this will only take a tick) and other anti socials
* - Hypothetically of course, i dont own an AK47 Yet alone a firearm or any hand grenades - i understand that owning an AK47 and grenades are illegal.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 6 July 2007 1.55pm

GREG CARVELL THE FINAL EPILOUGE

FINALLY THE POLICE: Have shown a bit of commonsense and have dropped any plan to take further any plan to prosecute Greg Carvell on Firearms "charges". Last month Mr. Carvell was cleared of any charges after he exised his basic human right to self-defence by shooting a P-Fuelled machete welding would-be robber. Hadnt Carvell fired away then no doubt he, his father, several customers and maybe members of the public at large would have been killed - It could have made Aramoana look like a walk thru the park.
Let it be known that ANY Attempt to re-charge Mr. Carvell would have meant a HIGH TREASON charge slapped against Crown Law Office, Police Minister, Disarmament Minister, Crown Prosecutor and Police Commissioner. Hopefully these common bloodstained criminals who only care about them arrogant old selves rather than the people at large, would be detained without trial or access to a Lawyer for a period at the descretion of Her Majesty, Tortured under interrogation then to face trial in a court that denies them the right to an appeal or defence, the judge will have every right to shout abuse and phsycially assault these Bureacrats turned 'November Criminals'. and have the right to inflict the harshest penalty known to man upon them. ANYBODY Who wishes to rob somebody of the basic right of self defence should go through the above process then face execution via firing squad by being tied up to that cone thingee in Cathedral Square, and members of the public can throw rotten fruit and vegetables at there decomposing corpses.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 6 July 2007 1.50pm

BRAD BUTTEWORTH IS A TRAITOR PTII

The Resemblence Between Benedict Arnold and Brad Butterworth is remarkably similar, hey they both betryaed there nation - BASTARDS!!!

BRAD BUTTERWORTH ISNT THE ONLY TRAITOR THIS COUNTRY HAS: I can name hundreds, if not thousands who have turned there backs upon this proud nations including.....
Brooke Fraser.
Evermore
Dragon
Russell Crowe
Russell Coutts...
Sheesh there hundreds, thousands maybe. DOWN WITH THESE BACKSTABBERS!!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 5 July 2007 7.40pm

NOW REALLY

CHANNEL SURFING TONIGHT: Between the News, Friends and other channels, I was surprised that Joel Defferies "nayed" Poison - yes thats right "every rose has its thorn". It doesnt surprise me, People born after 1990 wont know the fuck who they are, of course Gen Y'rs brains have all been turned to a mushy pate like substance through this cRap/R&Bullshit/Emo poppycock. Man people born during and after the fall of the berlin wall know shit about good music. In My day if you danced around scantly clad while lip synching on screen to a pre-programmed drum machine you'd almost be garunteed to be beaten half to death with a rattan.
So Yeh fuck all of you people born in or after 1990 your taste of "music" sickens me to the max.
Oh and a Final Word - DEATH TO RHIANNA - Your dirty pathetic no-talent slut, you should have been beaten to death with a Rattan Years Ago - Slut, Ho, Bitch...Jihad to You.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 5 July 2007 7.35pm

LIVE EARTH REALLY IS A WASTE OF TIME

JUST HOW IS A WORLDWIDE CONCERT GOING TO SAVE THE EARTH: From impending doom? Live Earth really is a waste of fucking time. Just how do Washed up 80s Pop Stars, a $3 hooker posing as an R&B Singer, No Talent Nutfuck Rappers and Phoney Sell-out Poser "rock bands" want to save the world from floods, lots of droughts and temperature extremes? Surely enough 1984s LiveAid was for a good cause - and at least the musicians back in 1984 had talent and didnt dress and act like $3 Crackwhores outside a bus-stop in crack-town and so thus didnt have a Jihad declared upon them. At least people like Stevie WOnder, U2, Bob Geldoff back in 84 wanted to halt world hunger and poverty right in its tracks.
Preventing Climate Change involves banding together like rejecting plastic shopping bags, protesting outside a factory demanding they reduce and/or eliminate carbon emissions and encouraging governments to support the Kyoto protocol, Phoney, Sell Out and Talentless Noise aint gunna save the world and so thus Live Earth is a big waste of time and money. The Organisers should think of better things to do rather than waste time promoting sell-out phoneys, Talent-Free Tards of Fuck and cheap Hookers posing as a musician.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 4. July 2007 4.04pm

BRAD BUTTEWORTH IS A TRAITOR PTI

The Resemblence Between Benedict Arnold and Brad Butterworth is remarkably similar, hey they both betryaed there nation - BASTARDS!!!

THROUGHOUT RECORDED HISTORY: The world has seen its fair share of Traitors and back-stabbers ranging from Biblical Judas to Over one million Kiwis who have abandoned there nation for another nation of which is a sworn enemy of New Zealand and has plans to eat away its national sovereignty but nothing or nobody could be mor eof a traitor than the following person. Mr. Bradley Butterworth.
Comparing ALingis "Win" over team New Zealand to these traitors is nothing of a thought, Alingis "Kiwi" Crew or back-stabbing Criminals who have betrayed there nation and there people. I Officially proclaim Brad Butterworth as "New Zealands Own Benedict Arnold" - I tells youse all he will not be very popular, in fact he will be much hated and reviled, even possibly spat on when he returns home - much like when New Zealand Troops returned Home from the Vietnam war in the 1970s.
New Zealand holds NO PLACE for Traitors, Disloyalists and other back-stabbers to this nation that has brought them prosperity and hope. Brad Butterworth has shown us that disloyalty to ones nation does exist here...
....TO BE CONTINUED

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 4. July 2007 4pm

I TELLS YOUSE

WHO NEEDS EFTPOS: When the payment machine keeps coming up with "swipe error" each and everytime you try and pay for your goods, the card works in the money machine why not the pay machine? Its just enough for you to cut up your eftpos card and so thus eftpos is clearly a waste of time.
What supposed to make life easier makes life alot harder and so again thus a big waste of time.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 2. July 2007 7.37pm

A PROUD DAY FOR NEW ZEALAND

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 64 YEARS: New Zealand has a new and recent winner of the Victoria Cross. This time for "exceptional services in the Afghanistan War".
Willie Apirata of Te Kaha on the east coast of the North Island won the award for his actions during a vicious firefight between NZ SAS troops and Al Qaida and Taliban forces in June 2004, risking his own life to save the life of a critically injured fellow Kiwi soldier who was hit under heavy Al Qaida/Taliban fire.
This is as Dear Leader has pointed out - a proud day for New Zealand. And The Taliban and Al Qaida can just go fuck themselves anyway, cos they is slippin man.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 2. July 2007 7.33pm

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