YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

FEELING THE HEAT [Tuesday 31 January 2006 4.29pm]

FIRST AND FOREMOST: It seems Wanganui Mayor and Former NZ First MP Michael Laws feels the heat with the Metservice over temperature accuracies, well i gotta say he has a bloody point. After installing my BBQ on saturday i could testify that i stood on Queens Wharf and took a gaze at the More FM clocktower reading 29c, They always seem to fuck with wellingtons weather i can seem to remember former Mayor turned National MP Mark Blumskys call for a weather station to be installed at Civil Square back in 96 after a flood of complaints over it being "17c" in the city yet it was in actuality 24 or 25c.

Tomorrow is 'Year One', well at least with this website of which marks its 1st Birthday and i can see that we are heading for 3000 hits since 1/2/2005, not too bad really, but judging with traffic the way it is then 6000 by October could be a realistic possibility.

Had a really busy night at work last night and didnt even finish till 15 minutes later thus i only just managed to get home on time. I think ill start 15 minutes earlier tonight got all this admin to do thus i can finish on time.

Stupid Teenagers - last night a group of 'Neds' or 'Chavs' say to me 'got any weed'. WTF?? I Havent smoked weed for over a year now do you Neds expect me to have any on me now? no so Fuck the Hell off ya stupid incoherant Teeangers, got no problem with legalising drugs, its now that Weed has become too mainstream and has moved away from the rebellious "in ur face motherf...er" youth to the mainstream, It seems all the shit i was doing 5 years ago is now this day in age mainstream and id like to give the BIG "Inner Ipswich Massiv" symbol (2 midle fingers or the double "fuck you") to that.

CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Into the Void

FATWAS AND ANNIVERSARIES [Monday 30 January 2006 4.31pm]

FIRST AND FOREMOST: I have declared an irreversable Fatwa against the Crackhag AKA 'Skeletor' - this time its personal bitch, Thanks for destroying my family, i hate your fucking guts so much you evil wicked witch!!! Hmm...maybe i should call Crackhag 'The Wicked Witch of Narnia' As she is even more evil than the benign Skeletor, even Hordak is more eviler than Skeletor. Ah well you get my point.
Happy News - YEAR ZERO Celebrates its 1st anniversary on Wednesday, I dont think there gunna be anything special, except a special 'Year One' post, if in any case i might be working on Wednesday night but ill have to have that confirmed. If in any case my 10 days R&R is coming up next week. My dad is convincing me to go and see my Oma in Christchurch. Hey how about that, a couple of days away from my mortal nemsis of which ive mentioned in paragraph One on this post. Ahhh yes the ever popular Brougham Hotel I think ill be there most of the time. And the ever popular lunchtime entertainment from unemployed drug addicts in cathedral square (esp that geezer with the red fuzzy hair and small pony tail who speaks really funny, hes like out of it all the time, unless he actually took the time to go to rehab). hahahaha.
Fuck i had the busiest night so far on Friday, yet on the way home it was 18c according to the More FM clock tower at 3am. Yet on saturday i had to install a BBQ in 30c heat, not fun at all, but hey at least i didnt end up a beetroot.
What else have i to say?? SFA at the moment so toodles.

MANNERS MALL COMEDY-FEST [Thursday 26 January 2006 2pm]

NOTE TO ALL: This IS NOT an official city council sanctioned event, but just before, I saw Ludes Dude "trying" to play guitar outside Time Out X-treme/Hoyts Cinema on Manners. He was "trying" to sing "Halleluah" while strumming the guitar however i could not see him holding down any frets or playing any chords just strumming and singing "halleluah" despite my request for him to play "Iron Man" "Sanitarium", "War Pigs" and "Purple Haze" he just couldnt and i stood there nodding and thinking "he must be bunged up on the wowie pills again". Believe me its a comedy fest and even better its free, well worth checking out on Friday afternoon.
OK in November 1999, my dislike of Preps became an all out war of hatred towards these animals, I started waging this war because i was concerned about my sisters and them falling into this pestilence, so far it seems my "war on preps" has swung against me and appears to be on the losing streak, I should declare a truce but i cannot simply do that, Unless the government stops waging war against "Bruvvas and C-stars" who dress and think differently from the rest of the crowd (or clones as i have started calling them) then my war on these diseased clones will go on. It seems these days i am the only one in my family with the ability to think for myself and reject the evils of conformity, I thank the Hash i smoked in my younger years, After all when i declared war on preps when i was 19, i was what you would have called a "longhaired drugged-out hippie" However this couldnt have been any further from the truth, I was never a hippie i didnt wear tye-die and that shit, Yes i was into (and still am into) Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Cream, Canned Heat, Uriah Heap, Pink Fairies etc...But i never believed in this "peace and love" bullshit, I was clad in a black leather jacket, Shredded Jeans and the likes - I would be closely have been more of a "bogan" than anything, 7 years later I wouldnt even describe myself as any subculture although i still have some Bogan roots but over the last year or so i have earnt myself discipline, self respect and a decent and good job as well as kicking the drugs and durries so im proud of myself - all this after a very tempestuious youth.
Oh yeh - Wednesday at work - i got absolutley washed out, my shift partner quoted "youre all soaked" to which i replied jokingly "well thats a bit of an understatement innit?". I was absolutely 'washed out' due to the heavy as rain, suprisingly Wednesday it was 24c at 1pm an hour later 13c, its strange that wellingtons weather changes so suddenly, maybe its the "maritime effect" where coastal cities have sudden changes in weather - much like Melbourne, of which according to a mate of mine has a similar climate to Wellingtons.
Ok ill go now - I think ill update again on Monday. No wait - Tuesday. Shit ok how about both, Ill try and fit in as much as i can next week cos ive got an "extremely busy" week ahead of me, until then - Toodily doodily.
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Blue Suede Shoes

I READ THE NEWS TODAY...PART II [Thursday 26 January 2006 2pm]

HMM IN THE NEWS TODAY: So all you folk aged between 25 and 35 out there do you remember Jaqui from Playschool many, many years ago? (c. 1983) well it seems shes finally seen the light - as a National Party MP - over the issues of Party Pills, where as that Bolshie-Marxist Horde Jim Neanderton is still trapped in a deluded wowserist delusional fantasy. Okily-Dokily, The only party pills i recollect trying are Fix ecstasy and that was many years ago and i gotta say apart from keeping you wide awake for many hours on end, they are fucking harmless. And that whatever "harm" comes from them is when the pills are mixed with excessive quantities of alcohol. I reckon keep them legal but make them - like booze and durries - strictly R18, and strictly no alcohol and id have to go with Playschools Jaqui on this one - no sale of party pills where alcohol can be brought (including bars), if party pills where to be sold in clubs then 'dry nightclubs' or boozeless nightclubs would be the answer.
Holidays in the sun? Well i was going to book a holiday to Fiji but due to the requirement that i need other things (PC, PS2 consul, Bass Guitar and a New mobile phone) that is being put back until a later date.
OK as you may know im one of those folk that enjoy reading 'Letters to the Editor' but in the TV Guide the 'your view' is coming a bitchfest or 'Flame War' column where readers can exchange insults and "get a fucking life" to other readers bitching about what others think of there favorite shows or what. Now really come on. Its ok to write in disagreeing with what others think as long as its kept clean and professional and ideas can be exchanged but all these insults being dispensed, now that is just Juvenile.
Righty-o i better run as i am like in a major hurry Ill add some more tomorrow till them R-D-OSS.

TOTE DAYS [Monday 23 January 2006 4.32pm]

I THOUGHT I MIGHT KICK START THE DAY WITH A BIT OF NOSTALGA: So lets turn the time machine back to The 'Golden Age' Hippie trippie era of 1999-2002 and reminisce.
Between 1999 and 2002 I was a regular patron at the Totara Lodge bar in Trentham, oh who couldnt forget the 'wicked wednesdays' Wednesday nights from 8pm - $12 got you a card worth 6 handles of beer or whatever and of course the usual Friday (unless i was at home smoking high quality sativa or indica herbs) and occasional saturdays (cos saturday was Lizard Night - see below). The $5.50 jugs kept me and my krew going till 1.30am when we'd all stumble into the courtasy coach and the bar staff would happily drop us off home.
Ok lets also mention another bar now long gone - The Lizard, which used to be right above the National Bank in Upper Hutt, Saturday nights $20 got you all you can fucking drink till 2am closing time and the good thing was the lizard catered for more of a 'Bruvva" (Bogan, stoney) Crowd friendly Bruvvas and C-stars, quite a comparison with the 'Preppies' at the tote.
Sadly those 'golden era' has long gone, The tote has lost much of its business to the Hut (of which until very recently i drank in). The Wicked Wednesday are long gone, The Lizard - like the Wicked Wednesdays - is also long gone and is now a block of "inner city living" apartments. Most bars in Upper Hutt have lost business to "the hut" of which till recently i drank in (but never after 6pm (except for a few occasions) then it was off home for take-home beers). The Huts post 2200 crowd are all Preppie Slutty Girls and Preppie Chav Boyracer scum males - my mortal nemesis. (except for maybe one or 2 'preppies' who are actually very good friends of mine). When im ut on the town nowadays its always IN TOWN and not Upper Hutt, Upper Hutt people are arrogant pricks, whereas towns are friendly easy going folk.
I was going to do a Quality assurance assessment on 2 cafes in Wellington but ill leave that for Wednesday.
I have to juggle things again tonight and tomorrow - a long and busy day tomorrow, i intend of having this weekend off as next week is going to be "extremely fucking busy" then im on annual leave the following week, me get enuff time to myself for once.
Ahh well ill leave it at there, no update tomorrow due to my hectic day ahead, maybe wednesday ill do an update so until then - F'aa.
CURRENT MUSIC: Queen - Bicycle

DISTURBING BEHAVIOR [Sunday 22 January 2006 11.10pm]

ON 3 NEWS LAST NIGHT: I Saw a rather disturbing story - A Man goes and saves his neighbour from a P'd up psychopath and gets prosecuted for "possessing an offensive weapon with intent to injure" and what was more disturbing was that the P'd up fucker escaped any charges. WTF?? This guy was clearly going after the attacker because the police - as usual - dont give a fuck about serious crimes but rather spend all there time focussing on revenue gathering for such silly and victimless "offences" such as failure to display a current WoF or registration or exceeding the speed limit by 3km/h or if they do arrest people, busting some longhaired Bruvva for possessing the tiniest amount of the peace herb.
Its obvious that the REAL criminals (apart from that murderous psychopath) are our Government, The Politicians, not the people, should be rounded up, detained without acces to a lawyer or trial at a period to the discretion of HRH QEII, Tortured into extracting there treasonous confesions before being placed before a special tribunal where the burden of proof would be on them, the judge would then have the power to shout abuse and profanities at the once proud politician turned humiliated defendant before administering the death penalty upon them - public hanging in cathedral square, sadly the whole concept is ludicrus, we abolished the death penalty for treason in 1989, in fact we wrote treason off the law books in 1989 - maybe so our hypocritical government can enact laws that suit them not the people and destroy the very fabric of New Zealands so called "free society".
Again in more politicking - id like to give Maori Party MP Hone Harawira a huge RESTECP for denouncing the Waihopai spy base, Mr. Harawira, a man well known to speak the truth claims that "waihopai is an insult to our integrity as independant people" and "as long as we have Waihopai we have terrorism and nuclear weapons" - Mr Harawira, i give you top marks, I congratulate your stand against the evils of american domination on this country.
Politicking all over for the day. Too many Preps, jocks and slutty girls around in town today, this must be the season for it, its disturbing, where are the tear gas and flamethrowers to keep these sheepish people away, ok but ill say that there are HEAPS of bruvvas and C-Stars out there - people like me who are not afraid to express there individuality and tell these popular people to "go shove it where the sun dont shine".
Before i go id like to take a moment to announce that i turned my mobile off "life support" after many weeks of it being fucked up and playing up, it seemed to work if it was on charge but in its last days it would keep coming up with "searching....searching" at random intervals, with or without the charger so i declared it legally "dead" at 5.56am this morning, new mobile is on the cards this or next week. Ok ill shoot off now so ill c u all tomorrow or tuesday till then Sayonara.
CURRENT MUSIC: Blue Cheer - Parchment Farm

ATTACK OF THE CLONES [Saturday 21 January 2006 11.17am]

ITS UNUSUAL: It seems downtown wellington is crammed with unusually the abnormal amount of ~~Preppies~~ The Pestilence or simply Supre Clones its disturbing, Now realistically, parents wouldnt let there kids dress up like that wouldnt they? if this was Iran they'd all be dead by now. Its no wonder todays generations of Teenagers are so dumb, it aint the 'wowie pills', its the 'wowie media' brainwashing them. As a teenager 10 years ago this was simply preposterous now its sadly the norm. Having said that Maybe all Supre Clones and boyracers should be wiped off the map for there immodest style of dress and may god have mercy upon there corrupted souls.
It seems once again i have another attack of sunburn due to long days working in the heat of the outdoor midday sun, I HATE Smmmer...grrrrr (for reasons you should no by now - preppie and slutty teenagers and Boyracer Scum - but also fucking sunburn) i wish it was always winter, i love winter, its my favorite season of them all.
So what did i do apart from work over the last few days? Appointed a Supreme Court Justice? nah, Bewitched Marathon? Nah, Finidng lincolns gold? nah....Pretty much SFA.
Wellington Cup week 1 at trentham today - a place full of preppie losers and rich snobs as well as 'economically marginalised' people wanting a few extra $$$, I guess i could run down to the TAB this afternoon and try my luck. Hmmm.....i do not know.
Will i Update Tomorrow or should i wait till next week?? Ill see how it goes, In the meantime ill just work on some subpages (UPDATE: 1.26pm - sorry i couldnt think what to write so ill have to work on it either tomorrow or tuesday), in all cases ill c u all soonish enough so Arohanui too all you folks.
CURRENT MUSIC: Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath

A BUSY DAY [Thursday 19 January 2006 12.21pm]

KANICHIWA FOLKS: Finally i get a lunch break - its very, very busy at work today so ill be quick on the old ham here.
Since its lunchtime im trying to find this place right in the dead center of town where there is "cheap accomodation", yeeup moving is surely back on the cards again Once i leave Upper Hutt the better, the place is a shithole and the people arrogant sadistic little sods who care shit about one another, They dont know how to drive and think they have the god-given right to go through a pedestrian crossing without stopping for a pedestrian on them its no wonder there so much road rage where i am, too many arrogant fucks.
A Few more $$$ then i have money for a PS2 X TV, Fuck i want everything at the moment, the list includes and is not limited to.
- Bass Guitar
- New PC
- New House
Man i can go on forever and ever but opt not to as surely this will choke up bandwidth.
Well it appears quiet on the western front today as blanket man sleeps and ludes dude is nowhere in sight, im predicting a turf war between the 2 will get ugly this year and one of whom will recieve a grass burn from the other.
Ill update again when i have time, hopefully the weekend when ill add subpages to the 'pimped up' Year Zero until then Toddilydoodily.
LATE BREAKING NEWS: OMG no, they is taking Malcolm in the Middle off, no, please no......Why the Fuck do you have to take generic yet enjoyable sitcoms off TV just so you can put in pathetic Reality TV Shows full of attention seeking scumbags after there 15 minutes?? Its a travesty, a war crime, ill never watch TV Again (except for the simpsons and CNN/BBC/Sky news Australia/NZ)

PIMPED RIGHT UP [Wednesday 18 January 2006 2.49pm]

ALLO ALLO ALLO MY LOYAL ONES: As you can see I have promised you all that im gunna 'pimp' up my site and so ive managed to do so as today i have the time and motivation, However There is still work going on in progress here over the coming days, including the adding of Graphics, Site Maps and also some JS Applications. Some Subpages featured on the Menu are not ready and are being worked upon, I should have them ready by 1800 NZDT Saturday. So hang in there
Onto other issues - yeh day off work today. the only one this week but yeh its ok its gunna be a busy week anyway so im looking forward to that.
Bleh dont have much to say today except yeh heres the new 'pimped up' site ive promised you, Ill post again later in the week or weekend, till then Restecp.
CURRENT MUSIC: Deep Purple - a Child in time