YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

A Day Early But What the..... [Wednesday 31 May 2006 8.30pm]

LADIES AND JELLYSPOONS: Friends, love interests and other general random folk.

The term 'Spin-Off' is defined as "making one part of a show/music or whatever its very own creation seperate from its originator". Happy Days had its Laverne and Shirley, Perfect strangers had its family matters, Friends has its joey and Diff'rent strokes had its charles in charge. Today - albeit a day early - I present to you the YEAR ZERO SPIN-OFF PROJECT.

The Mcdonalds corporation is an evil empire and to make sure the word gets around i have created The Global War against the Mcdonalds corporation Please enjoy, it needs more work but its pretty much ready for your enjoyment.

That was my 'June surprise' - that spin-off site id been long promising you but had kept putting it off is now up and 85% ready, with confidence it should be 100% ready by Friday night.

Till tomorrow - Adios folks. Bubyebye-be thanks 4 stoppin bye.

June Surprise [Tuesday 30 May 2006 7.09pm]

HELLO FOLKS: Im going to treat you all to a surprise, its been long in planning and has been set back due to indecisions, but on Thursday im going to give you all a surprise, your prolly guessing what it is, however i cant tell you until Thursday as it is a surprise and it would be spilling the beans to give it away now. I like to keep my surprises until when i say so. So hold your horses and youll certainly go along way.
Thursday ive also got a hectic day ahead, a meeting straight after work then back at an earlier time so i doubt ill get much of any sleep, but i can rest (scuse the pun) assured that ill kip during the 3am break.
Dagnabbit, make wellington a much more pedestrian friendlier city, not all of us are from the rich elitist and like to pay $70-$80 p/w in gas, $70 p/m in "relicensing fees" when the LTSA sell your information to 3rd party interests. Why is it those traffic lights make pedestrians wait the longest yet give us the smallest amount of time to cross? Those lights at the courtaney/manners/taranaki intersection are the most fucked up in wellington - the most pedestrian unfriendly of the lot, they urgently need to be fixed to make sur ethat Pedestrians dont have 3 seconds to cross the road and wait 3 and a half minutes before they can cross.
Yeeay get my new TV This weekend - more Simpsons and More PS2 for the masses. Yeehaaa
CURRENT MUSIC: Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion

LOD - The verdict [Monday 29 May 2006 7.09pm]

SATURDAY NIGHT: I Went to see the LOD Concert at valve - gotta say the 1st 2 bands on the show wher totally kick-ass, the second band up reminded me of Cannabil corpse in a way - all the grunting, But yeah having moshed the night away i ended up yesterday with 'moshers neck' of which ive still got as i write, I dont think ive moshed so hard since i was 19 or something.
So another monday is upon us that means back to work - a few more weeks of this bullshit and im off into another job, another security firm hopefully, sheesh that means having to cut my hair and shave off my beard and everything but yeh hopefully no more TGIF's down courtaney place on friday nights, i like it when its quiet - hey if i go to an 8-4 job i can hang out with my bruvvaz and c-stars (the conga drum playing firedancing hippies) out cuba mall - RESTECP to them, peace guys :-).
so upper hutt had its 40th birthday yesterday - yeah..and..so what? its just the fucking asshole of the earth with people as arrogant and self righteous as anything. People in upper Hutt dont know what manners are - which doesnt surprise me at all considering the common stereotype that its "bogan-ville"
I slept 18 hours last night - bed at 10pm and wake up at 4pm, i normally have 7 hours - bed at 9.30am straight after work and a shower then up and ad-em at 4.30pm all ready to go to work, maybe my job is catching up with me, anyway in a month im going to have to get used to waking up at 6am if i get a day job. At that hour (0600) im generally on my rounds sipping coffee in the street.
so what else is new? SFA i think ill be back tomorrow, Ka-Kite-ano.
CURRENT MUSIC: Humble Pie - Get down to it

Da Hyped-Up Code [Friday 26 May 2006 7.03pm]

'EAR ME NOW: Im actually surprised that i havent mentioned anything but it as yet but i think i might do so at this moment while its fresh in my mind.
Da Vinci Code is so majorly hyped and over-rated, really i dont give a fuck about it, yet alone i dont give a fuck about Hype, yet society seems to shove it in our face and say "eat this or you wont get any pudding innit", well fuck them i dont go for this shit, i chose for myself not what society tries and force-feeds down my throat. To conclude Da Vinci Code hereby been deemed the Worst..Movie..Ever and rest assured that i was on the internet within minutes registering my disguist throughout the world.
More Hype - The super 14 finals tomorrow and frankly again do i give a fuck? absolutely not. FFS its just a fucking rugby game, no need to make a song and dance about it, people need to realise that rugby being a "national religion" died in the late 60s thanks to the advent of television and "marijuana, acid and rock music" (thank you very much members of the local hippie community - big RESTECP).
not certain weather or not ill be wandering the streets of town tomorrow night, i mean with Rugby on theres gunna be heaps of drunken jocks in the street - i think ill call it Jock-O-Rama. (thank you the Rt. Hon. Jello Biafra) but ill play it by air at the moment.
CURRENT MUSIC: Grand Funk Railroad - Some kind of wonderful

Upper Hutt At 40 [Thursday 25 May 2006 7.06pm]

SO UPPER HUTT CELEBRATES 40 YEARS AS A CITY: This weekend. Whoopdee Shit, frankly i dont give a flying fuck.
Of all the wellington Metropolitan area extending from Island Bay and Makara out to as far as Waikanae, Upper Hutt has got to be by far the worst suburb in the entire metro. The people are arrogant self righteous dickhats, Upper hutt people clearly dont know how to drive - failing to signal at intersections, running pedestrian crossings as somebody as trying to cross, running stop signs - all of this is road rage provocation but the cops dont really give a fuck about it in Upper Hutt. the main street is like so narrow that its impossible to drive when some arrogant fuck double parks (actually i believe it was a mistake to have got rid of that pedestrian mall where main st now stands). The people in the pubs are unfriendly and want to pick a fight with you (by contrast ppl in town are far more friendlier and easy going) and our Mayor is just an arrogant coot with too much time on his hands. - Your trophy is in the mail fool.
THE HUT SPORTS CAFE SUCKS ASS.
THE HUT SPORTS CAFE WEARS SNITCH JACKET.
THE HUT SPORTS CAFE KILLED THE TOTE.
THE HUT SPORTS CAFES PATRONS ARE SNOBBY, SLUTTY, PREPPY FUCKS.
Nothing more than a consumer opinion of Upper Hutts #1 hangout for 18-27 year olds. It can go eat shit and wears the golden snitch jacket.
I have nothing nice to say about the city is was born and nutured in. Upper Hutt is redneck country. Contrary to what you may think There are actually more Preppy Sluts, Wannabe gangsta rappers, and Boyracer scum than metallica listening bogans in Upper Hutt. The bogan stereotype was invented back in the early 90s when Bogans made up a large portion of the population, now it seems, the bogan population has shipped off and the former taken over.
Upper Hutt city is 40, despite the fact the township itself was founded in 1840 by british migrants seeking a better life in the 'south seas', however im not celebrating - at least not until Upper Hutt residents have an attitude makeover and be more like karori, island bay or brooklyn folk.
CURRENT MUSIC: Neill Young - Southern Man

Neighbors at war Part III [Wednesday 24 May 2006 7.33pm]

I LIVE IN A TYPICAL SUBURBAN STREET: With a vast number of residents of all races, faces and all walks of life, however the Guy right at the end of my street is the most arrogant, self righteous bastard on the entire street, He frequently parks his car ON the driveway rather than UP it or OFF it on the Street and as far as the UHCC bylaws go impeding Padestrian access is actually an offence, but thats not my point. Im concerened for a number of neighbors of mine who are above 65 and get around in mobility scooters, also for the one or 2 wheelchair bound and disabled neighbors of mine who have to swerve out onto the often busy road (thanks state hwy 2 just up the bloody street) just to keep going on the footpath. Having seen a neighbor in the street on the way home this morning, we both agreed that this bastards car needs to be towed away. Now im not a Grumpy Mcghee (We havent had a Neighborhood Grump since Mrs. Reynolds moved out to a retirement village in 2001) but action needs to be taken - such as reporting this to the city council, Im tired of these arrogant people who think pedestrians are inferior despite the fact that Footpaths are RESERVED for pedestrians and driveways are only for Driving into or out of a property not impeding pedestrians, especially the many wheelchair bound or elderly residents who get around in mobility scooters.
Hmm i think i might go to Valve this Saturday for the LOD gig, only $5 at the door, anyway valve sure beats a change to the Preppy, Slapper and Boyracer infested Courtaney Place on a saturday night with pathetic "music" blasting from all these "bars" in that area. (note: courtaney place by day is actually quite colourful but on Fri and Sat night is when it all changes).
Man im so sick of teenagers these days, while waiting for the train i saw these W.A.S.P teens 3 girls and 2 boys mimicing gang symbols and shouting "hey yo n*** yo playin wid me and ill pump a kap in yo bass b***" or some bullshit like that to some unsuspecting adults in there 40s, Now i can clealry blame the "music" thats being shoved down the throats of our young people - all this rap crap (ive known for a decade and a half now that rap is killing music) and what television force feeds to our kids these days, back in my day we'd be bitchslapped by Prime Ministers till the cows came home, Jim Bolger bitchslapped me on 2 non-consecutive occasions - hahahahaha - j/k, j/k. j/k just fuckin with you all. but nah seriously what we done as teenagers was only mild compared with the filth-encrusted world of teens just 10 years after us.
Speaking of Insanity - People Drinking Methylated Spirits? now thats just pure bullshit, I saw this meth-head at 4am this morning muttering to himself and swearing at the bucket fountain on Cuba Mall - utter peanut butter Nutter.
Might also go check out Siones wedding this weekend, one of my shift partners says its a must see.
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine

The Dilemma [Tuesday 23 May 2006 7.11pm]

I AM FACING A DILEMMA: at work. Ive been told to actually go behind the back of some mates of mine who are well known throughout the Cuba Mall district, However i am not the sort of person who would backstab others, however i am working on a professional approach that would make sure they take some responsibility for there actions while maintaining our bruthahood, im sure they will be happy with my 'sincere and diplomatic friendly approach'.
Dang i do wish some of my colleagues DONT turn up top work when they have the fucking flu - man i dont want it, Whats gunna happen when H5N1 finally mutates into something that is easily transmitted from Human-Human i can see maybe 75% of us infected or dead unless people actually stay home when they are sick.
Im on track for my own PC either this or next week - its taken alot of sacrificing and saving for me to actually acheive the goal of one. I need a new Mobile phone charger, it seems everything we take to work ends up going AWOL.
Note to a concerned fan: Ive added you all to my myspace buddylist, I sincerely apologise for any delay or inconvenience, My bad.
CURRENT MUSIC: Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman

Willis St is Burning [Monday 22 May 2006 6.49pm]

GOING INTO WORK TONIGHT: I saw what looked like a building in Willis St 'Blackened with the result of a rather large fire' So far nothing in the news about it as yet.
So whats up??
Friday at work was a fucking nightmare. Too many drunks about, Some stupid Preppie Couple tried to nick some equipment of mine in a drunken state, however after a few words to them they backed off, The male them turned around and put his hands in the air as though he was being arrested - what a crazy fucker. It gives me reason to hate these bastards more. I could have to say ive never sen The Courtaney/Manners 1/4 encrusted with so much filth on a Friday night.
Oh yeh, my Hippie Mates put on a marvellous performance in Cuba Mall on Friday night, much Restecp to them.
Saturday and Sunday where just the usual boring shitty weekend, this, that and shit, know what im sayin?
I have another week of work ahead of me, Ill get the official bad news at work tonight, agaion its all 'hushed up' until further notice. However its given me reason to look for another Job and i am in the process of doing so.
CURRENT MUSIC: The Clash - I Fought the Law

Ladies and Jellyspoons [Thursday 18 May 2006 7.26pm]

THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: A Myspace Profile Hope yooz all enjoy - RESTECP!!.
Not much planned this weekend - just the usual this and that. Still i got to hand in my cossie club membership form, yeehaaa...one im a member of one, im a member of them all.
My colleague finally convinced me to catch the train this morning - i thought i was having a boycott?? but he said to me "give it till the end of the week and if they still fuck around then its prolly worth catching the bus" (note: the Flyer costs $8.50 from town to upper hutt but probably worth it if the trains keep up there lollygagging)
Oh yeh my Hippie friends will be performing a firedancing ceremony and bongo drumming party in Cuba Mall tomorrow night too bad im working - damn!!!!!
Hmm....to dine or not to dine...i have limited choice, im waging a jihad/war on McDonalds and BK and KFC is borderline but tolerable...subway maybe??? hmm...the foods a whole lot better for your health than the 'big three'
Right im out - Peace!!!
CURRENT MUSIC: Count Five - Psychotic Reaction

Nothing in it for us [Thursday 18 May 2006 7pm]

WHILST I SLEPT OFF: My nightshift, The Government delivered ~~Its load of utter Bullshit~~ oops i mean the budget, my verdict - Nothing in it for me, you and the rest of New Zealand - Our tax rates will remain absurdedly high and the economy slowing down for the next year, quite frankly politics no longer really interest me as such but my personal note to Mr Finance Minister Dr. Michael Cullen - Worst Episode Ever.
Now honestly with a substantial surplus the money would go back into the people rather than the governments interests. Again im no longer really into politics but the government continues to rob us of our hard earned money while still mortgaging OUR generation of young people how low can they go?

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a Holy War [Wednesday 17 May 2006 7.06pm]

LAST NIGHT IT WAS THE LAST STRAW: Im fucking sick and tired of Burger King and their shitty appalling service, ill never set foot in a BK Again, in other words Ive declared a Jihad on Burger King - Right up there with other Jihads (McDonalds, Pop 'music', Reality TV) this one is worth the cause of fighting for - exploited workers, environmental issues, fattening food, 'ameri-toxification' (note: New word) and appalling service - almost as bad as McShits. The only fast food outlet im not waging war on is subway - as there service is by far superior and food very healthy for you. KFC is borderline but i can at least tolorate it.
Im boycotting Tranz Metro for the rest of the week - im so sick to death of them deliberatly delaying train services when they plan on increasing the fares by 15%, come september 1 it will no longer be worth while travelling by train any more unless Tranz Metro quit there deliberate Lollygagging, hey the Bus costs more but is actually alot faster if you think of it. I used to think wellingtons train network was state of the art and one of the best in the world - but i thought wrong. This guy i work with is from Melbourne and he says Melbournes train network is far more superior than Wellingtons - and cheaper too (even compared with aust-NZ currency). My point is Lollygaggers can go to Bitch control camp (my new favorite saying).
I dont think ill head into town this week, rather next week - me need $$$ for my flat set-up. Moving into town would be a great Idea esp. how i wouldnt have to put up with rising train fares combined with needless delays put on by the ~~lollygagger network~~ oops i mean Metlink - of whom i blame for these pointless delays, hey ever since metlink took over the wellington metropolitain transport system, the train system has been frequently going down - and continues to sink even lower.
Oh did i tell you, last week i heard some good news from my family down south, so yeh not all is bad, bad, bad.
Should I or shouldnt I set up a myspace profile??? im giving it some thought. Oh well at least i will be with the times rather than stuck back in a 1910s time-warp with all the knickerbockers and horseless motor coaches reading a copy of newsweek with babe ruth hitting a homerun or teddy rosevelt being swon in as president - haha. Nah im not all that stuck in a time-warp after all.
CURRENT MUSIC: Metallica - Whiplash

Out of my Brain on the 5:15 [Monday May 15 2006 7.38pm]

MONDAY MAY 15 2006: I Think im silent as a silent film featuring lulu and garbo. So really i dont think ive got much to say but yet again.....
Spent the weekend contemplating. Thinking why the well dont i even spend enough time with certain friends, fuck i dont even have them on my cellie call-list, We need to get together, spend more time talking about the irony in our lives, Thats what im here for. Also recovering from the "Shock and Awe" i recieved at work on friday night, hearing the bad news of which still i am not at liberty to divulge at this stage.
That and the usual so nothing big, i am contemplating however this weekend being at Valve or ~~The Club with Disco Stu Clones~~ Boogie Wonderland - hey dont larf even though its seems kinda funny.
Just caught up with my buddy Michael T in manners mall - RESTECP 2 U Bro. and I pity you having to walk all the way to the railway stn in this shitty cold as weather and again back home in Upper Hutt where the weather is just as crappy.
Finally getting a new shaver this week - listen up IM NOT FUCKING PETER JACKSON DAGNABBIT!!!!!! just a sarcastic young man who appears to look very minute like this famous film director.
OK friends i think ill trod to work with another boring week ahead of me, anyway ill be back tomorrow with more fun and adventure muahahahahaha.......
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Wheels of confusion/The Straightner

Shout Outs [Saturday May 13 2006 2.10am]

A BIG RESTECP TO MY BUDDY: Moe the Dockside Bouncer, see you next time im out dockside way, cheers bud.
CURRENT MUSIC: Ministry - No

BAD NEWS [FridayMay 12 2006 8pm]

I HAD TO HEAR IT THRU THE GRAPEVINE: Rather from my boss - having just transferred divisions at work only weeks ago, the bad news has come forth, however i am not at liberty to divulge the information.
I think ill go home tomorrow morning and immerse and fortify myself with some Psychedelic substances - assuming i know where to get some from otherwise ill take the only drug i can find other than alcohol or caffeine - A Pill called FUKITAL.
Alternatively i can just pack my bags hop on the ferry and move to Motueka or Takaka, mingle with the Hippies then change my name to Father Srinigar (it was my nom de-guerre for a time in the early 2000s) No more Mr. 'The Man' guy for me.
All this bad news when i thought i was only getting started but being somebody who can 'wade things out' pretty quickly and i can still use my humourous and sarcastic nature to carry on so in conclusion i would like to say 'Shit Happens'.
On a plus side I made a new friend last night - Yeeeay.
CURRENT MUSIC: Iggy and the Stooges - 1970

The Accident [Thursday May 11 2006 7.55pm]

JUST MINUTES BEFORE MY ALARM WAS TO GO OFF THIS ARVO: I was awoken by a large banging and shattering noise outside my house - some fuckass boyracer took the cnr at high speed in the rain and slammed into a telephone pole, the stupid thing was - according to my neighbor Bruce - The boyracer made up some jackass story about "oh i lost control of my car in the rain" and the half-witted fuzzy let him go - without even a ticket. All this bullshit when people are being threatened with 3 months jail for marely smoking a joint to themselves. This boyracer should count himself lucky that nobody was walking the street at the time of the accident and the only thing he hit was a telephone pole and not a kid, yet again if he'd done so i would have seen him go to jail for what 2 years tops and again the local hippie busted for 4 plants of peace herb gets 3 and a half years, is this justice? i think not. Seriously the police should launch a major crack-down on Boy and Girl Racer scum - come down fucking hard on them and forfiet there precious little cars permanantly on their first offence. the current boyracer bill is too soft.
Grey Power Suck Ass - In the latest copy of NORML News I was reading about Grey Powers plan to drugtest theoretically everybody in NZ. What kind of sick and twisted cunts are these bastards (Grey Power)? Of course Grey Power are just the snitch Jacket for those sick and sadistic bastard Christian Fundies of The United Fucktard Party. The person calling for this drug test proposal should be dragged into cathedral square, beaten with clubs and cat-o-nines before being publically hanged from a meathook with piano wire used as rope - oh yeh members of the public can throw rotten fruit and veges at the sick and sadistic bastard, oh yeh and Grey Power should be declared by the courts a Criminal and Terrorist Organzation with SEVERE penalties for those who opt to join. Of course if Grey power got there way i believe the next law will obviously be - The abolition of Democracy in New Zealand in which all political parties (except maybe Grey Power and UF) Will be banned and opposition dissidents thrown in gulags. Frankly that wont be too far off.
The Weekend? Nothing happening - I *might* head down to Valve next saturday (note: Bruvva Nathan AKA 'Metallica Man' hangs out there), Of course i find myself not heading out that much these days - too much stupid rugby games on so late at night - I mean pubs are for catching up with Bruvvas not stupid rugby games, if they want to play rugby then reverse it back to the olden days when kick-off was at 2.30pm, that way people can enjoy catching up with there crew in the pubs at night.
Righty-O-Folks I hate to be a fussy-freddy but i better call it a night, in any case im due at work in 20 minutes and ill have beans thrown at me if im late ill endeavor an update tomorrow till then - Toodles.
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Behind the Wall of Sleep (Ozzman Cometh Version)

Dont Go Down that Road [Wednesday May 10 2006 7.51pm]

BY NOW EVERYBODY WHO KNOWS ME: Knows very clearly how much i utterly despise Preps and Chavs, however getting up this afternoon my sister was reading a mail-out of a certain 'Preppie Retailer', i clearly told her not to go any further down the road your in and thus facing potential self-destruction as 'just another clone of society', she was Furious. I responded that "you can still be accepted by your friends and be an individualist". but i can beg the question - how come you and my dad are hostile towards My alternative counter-culture (known for its use of rather harmless plant material) just cos i think differently and express an independant thought that is contrary from the mainstream (of which you should know by now i am also against) but everybody else remains silent about this Preppiness. Remember Silence is taken as Consent and frankly im the only one in my family with the guts to speak out against it. (Presses independant thought button). I thought im waging war on Preps in order to stop my sisters from becoming one or relapsing back to one. However i wont stop my war on them not. I dont and never will hate my family (except maybe 'the crackhag' but thats irrespective to what i am saying now) only there ZM and The Edge influenced sub-culture and some day i know they will join my bandwagon and reject preppiness and Chav Culture.
On the topic of Preppies - why dont the Police infiltrate the Hutt River bank in Hutt City Between Thursday-Saturday nights for Boy/Girl racer scum and wipe them out? oh did i forget - the police go easy on these bastards because 'they are societies little darlings' while non-boyracers innocently smoking a joint to themselves get hassled by the fuzzys (This actually happened to a Bruvva of mine named Mike and his homies once, they where standing in the carpark when a fuzzy saw them with what appeared to be a ~~"utensil"~~ oops i mean 'peace pipe', I do not know what happened next.) I dont think the police Know that Boyracers/Girlracers are the reason why our roads are so dangerous, if they aint out irresponsibly piloting there motor-coaches and they kill or hurt somebody they (and quite often the hang-abouts and passengers) shout abuse at pedestrians wanting to pick a fight with them, and yes the cops dont give a shit and pick on the bruvva who dresses and looks differently and says to them "are you intoxicated?" and "keep your language down" (this happened to me in 2004 while going home from the now-closed Play). Is this justice? I think not. i say this again - Boy and Girl Racers must be wiped from the face of the earth and the Police have the power to do so - quit wasting ya resources on peaceful pot smoking bruvvas and focus on these vile hellenstein and supre clone scumbags in late model/souped up cars (Often paid for by daddy).
Today would have been Omas 83rd Birthday so i took the time to think about it, its been just over 2 months since Oma passed away, seems like it was only yesterday.
Anyway now ive got it off my chest i think ill go for a kebab then head along for my night of hard labour. Nightynight.

The weird and the Whacko [Monday 8 May 2006 8.15pm]

WALKING AROUND WELLINGTON ON ANY TYPICAL DAY OR NIGHT: you are likely to come across some weird, whacky and (often) colourful characters - Blanket Man, 'Ludes Dude'. Now in my job i do alot of walking around central wellington so i encounter these people more often, however moving away from Blanket Man and ludes dude there are some other colurful characters id like to point out (note if your not from wellington yet alone New Zealand, then obviously you wouldnt know who they are but ill give it away anyhoodilydoo).
PRIVATE BENJAMIN: that lady with the glasses that walks around in that Army Uniform and army bag and looks as though she is ready to go into some warzone, name comes from a movie and to a lesser degree the TV Sitcom from the early 1980s starring Goldie hawn.
TATTOO ANNIE: A Shaven haired female with tats everywhere, often seen weaing a t-shirt bearing the UK Flag. Rather Short.
THOSE HOMELESS BUMS AT OUTSIDE J&MS: Theres three of them - a Caucasian male trio one has a long beard, the other a motorhead or AC/DC T-Shirt and the other scraggy looking all 3 appear to be in there early 50s, they hang out at the bus-stop just by J&Ms drinking Methylated spirits (Purple Death) and sniffing Glue, Harmless when they are straight and methless but totally aggressive bastards when they are high on glue and 'Purple Death'.
THAT GEEZER WHO HANGS OUTSIDE BURGER KING: on the cnr of Tory and Courtaney and asks pasersby "do you have $2/$3 or $5 (often his quotes go as high as $20) so i can buy lunch?" I think hes one of blanket mans posse (or from a work perspective they just encourage the poor guy).
Oh and another whacko ive seen around - this Pakeha (Caucasian New Zealander for all you overseas readers) fullah about 60, often seen in cuba mall drinking 'purple death' and grumbling some inaudiable shit to himself, more often seen between 0400-0600 saturday and sunday mornings in this vicinity.
Now i beg the question WHY THE FUCK would anybody be stupid enough to actually drink Purple Death? the consequences are just unimaginable - instant blindness as well as a quick and horrible death from posioning and short-medium term consequences would result in liver cirrosis. Man some people are just bonkers.
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Ibiza Bar

Just another Manic Monday [Monday 8 May 2006 8.15pm]

HELLO FOLKS: I Would like to honor the beginning of the week with a little bit of RESTECP to you all, i love each and every one of yous.
It is to inform you with regret that i have put my spin-of site 'on hold' until further notice, I cant seem to decide on what layout i prefer, 'i like this one' 'no wait this one' or 'nah this ones better' i just cant seem to make up my mind, however i can endeavour that i should have it up in the immediate-mid term future once ive decided on how it should look.
Sat/Sun? The usual, nothing big, however I called up the wellington cossie club to say i wouldnt be attending the induction meeting this saturday as i had done a very long shift the previous night thus i was too fucked to go along, They said 'yeah ok' and in any case I can attend an induction meeting out in Upper Hutt if i wished, so hopefully i can visit the U/Hutt one this saturday afternoon or next. Its conveniant cos i am now monday-fridays at work albiet nights.
I think train fares will take up much of my pay this week $74 in total, i cant wait till i move into town, a precious $74 can be used on groceries in fact beers - 4 dozen beers - if you may wish and even that will last me at least 5 weeks.
for another day i is out, ill endeavour an update every night this week but for now Wessyde.
CURRENT MUSIC: Alice in Chains - Them Bones

Changes are in the Air [Friday 4 May 2006 8.26pm]

GETTING INTO THE OFFICE: This morning i noticed my shifts had been changed, but its all cool, i now get this saturday/sunday off, however the catch was - i do a 21 hour shift today. I feel like this is ER or something so i need shitloads of V tonight anyway im not complaining or nothing.
it looks like my cigarette cravings have come back - im drinking shitloads water and they seem to go so no need to buy smokes anymore. The phsycial addiction goes away within a week but the psychological addiction lasts a lifetime, maybe the 12-step program will work however i got some good tips from the supervisor from the other division and they seem to work extremely well.
Work tonight - they need me to drive the company ute around town (or so i hear), and a little bird told me courtaney place will be jammed - i mean thousands of thousands of people, more than average for a friday night. Now really im dreading driving through Courtaney place - what with Preppie Sluts, Boyracer scum, Jocks and Taxis - thousands of taxis, in my old division we'd deal with taxis alot and i can tell you know that they are total bastards, I find the worst cunts would be the 50+ male caucasian drivers, they are just so arrogant and self righteous they actually abuse and shout at you. (note: ive filed a few complaints to a certain taxi company about these dickhead smart-ass drivers).
Oh yeh speaking of roads - can Upper Hutt Drivers LEARN HOW THE FUCK TO DRIVE and actually STOP AT PADESTRIAN CROSSINGS otherwise somebody soon will be walking around with a shiner or two.
Also take note that The Courtaney Place/Manners/Taranaki St junction traffic lights (by Molly Malones and 'the Lab') are the MOST PADESTRIAN UNFRIENDLY LIGHTS IN TOWN average padestrian waiting time - 3 minutes 30 seconds, time for a padestrian to cross - 3 seconds. They dont seem to realise that Padestrians have been around for millions of years and cars for only 90.
Shit my shaver broke last thursday and ive had no time to buy a new one, hopefully tomorrow (before i head to the Razza) ill buy myself a new one. in any case i also have to go to that Wellington Workingmens (cossie) club "n00bs meeting" (induction afternoon) tomorrow, ill have to sacrifice Jay-Day for it, i was so looking forward to going but i will have little if any time to do so.
Ok guys nighty-night while you drink or sleep i work and vice versa tomorrow till monday RESTECP.
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Any Colour You Like

O'Four, O'Five O'Shit [Thursday 4 May 2006 12.58pm]

TODAY IS 4/5/6: Funny thing is we aint gunna see a significant number again until July 6 2008 (or if your a yank then June 7 2008). Alot of calamities have ben known to happen on days where the first number follows the second ie 1/2/3 such as.
- February 1 2003: The shuttle Columbia Breaks up on Re-entry
- April 2 2003: Pope John Paul II Passes Away.
And now today that Tsunami warning that never happened.
Oh yeh that 'Civil Offence Squad' pickup going around town tonight - SHUT THAT FUCKING RAP MUSIC UP FOR CRISSAKE!!!!! Youve put me off drinking tui, i think ill settle for more civilised yet more under-r8d beers such as VB, Speights or some other beer that is not shoved into every john adn jane does face, after all i go in the opposite direction of the crowd. Yeh Rugby is so Over-Rated it pisses me off. and Death to the BEP and that stupid "my heart, my heart, may heart" song, cast them (and the 'artist' who sings the latter) into the firey pits of the lake of fire for eternity
Yeeay im on nightshift Monday-Friday from now on...this means i get saturdays and sundays to myself, finally a realistic weekend. so im looking 4ward to that.
Thats all for today, till maybe tomorrow or saturday toodlily doodily.
CURRENT MUSIC: Metallica - Dyers Eve

I Need that shit you drive [Tuesday 2 May 2006 12.58pm]

ALOHA MY BELOVED FANS: Yesterday was the first time in 3 years that i actually piloted a motorcoach, they needed me to do some drop-offs around central wgtn but i reckoned i handled it fairly well despite not having driven in 3 years, oh yeh im 'highly religious' on basic common sense such as signalling and stop signs so dont you all worry, the only hassle was this nutter slow-driver on waterloo quay of which i commented silently "move homie" rather than "getcha pedal to the metal dumbass". But honestly they can issue tickets to drivers exceeding the speed limit by 3 or 4km/h but not drivers driving at 15 or 20km/h slower than the posted speed limit in perfectly good driving conditions, its double standards.
Oh heres something you didnt know about me - in 2002 i narrowly missed driving into a streetlight pole North of Upper Hutt, the road was kinda icey, i wasnt even speeding and hadnt had a drop of booze in several days or drugs in several weeks, When i got to fergusson drive later i was shaking but counted my lucky stars i had fast reflexes and used basic commonsense to avoid what could have been serious injury or death (note: my old pulsars demise was a result of the engine blowing up one night in may 2003).
Oh to summarise my post yesterday - You may have read about that kiddie fiddla living 100m from St Josephs School (note: i attended St Josephs school between 1985 and 1987) I clearly stated that he should be forcibly removed from that area and that Upper Hutt holds no place for kiddie fiddlas and since this sick and vile bag of filth lives in my neighborhood i think we should all organise a 'neighborhood watch' meeting in order to get this sick and perverted sack of shit out of our neighborhood. If what his daugher is saying is true then we will all be armed with banners and leaflets and verbal abuse telling this cuntrag to "get the fuck out of upper hutt and our neighborhood and that this city holds no place for sick and twisted perverted bastards like you"
Oh just to prove that Upper Hutt has a crime problem, i find it just fucking sick that This Young Man was attacked not far from the Upper Hutt CBD on Sunday morning. First we have a kiddie fiddla in MY neighborhood now a german exchange student bashed a few kilometers up the road from my house.
Oh yeh Bruvva Tony was looking sharp this morning sporting his NZ Music T-shirt around, well done bro.
Anyway i think i better call it a day, ill update tomorrow and as a special treat i am highly confident my spin-off site will be ready for action and be up and running by tomorrow night so keep a lookout, in the meantime im heading off home for some coffee then str8 to the bottle store - tomorrow i get a "generous pay check". so till then Toodilydoodily.
CURRENT MUSIC: Iggy and the Stoogies - 1970

VIP - Very Important Post, Please Read [Monday 1 May 2006 6.00pm]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN OF UPPER HUTT: You may have read in this mornings dominion post about a kiddie fiddla living in the Gibbons-McParland St- Pine Avenue Precident Just by St Josephs School. I demand this sick and twisted cuntrag be forciby banished from Upper Hutt for our childrens sake.
I happen to live within a block from this sick and twisted bastard and call for his eviction - by force if nesscary.
Sadly our court system has something called "name suppression", But i will go as far as saying we Upper Hutt Residents esp. those in the pine ave-gibbons st-mcparland st vicinity and by golly especially for the children of St Josephs School and nearby fraser crescent primary & maidstone intermediate demand to know his name and description by right. We also call for the landlord of these city council flats to evict this bastard - by force,
GET KIDDIE FIDDLAS OUT OF UPPER HUTT ESP. IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD there is no justice in this country. and to that sick and twisted little fucker Get the hell out of Upper Hutt, this town holds no place for bastards like you.
All regular posts will resume tomorrow, just thought id chip in as us upper hutt residents have the right to be free from such vile filthbags as kiddie fiddlas esp. if they live within 50m from a primary school