YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

BACK AGAIN [Thursday 30 March 2006 3.36pm]

WELL IM BACK AGAIN: And not a minute too soon so hear goes.

Orcon Suck poos and weewees, there Billing me for something that I CANCELLED months ago, ill pay them the bill however i will not use these shits again and ill spread the word that they suck so here goes - Orcon Suck.

OK a topic i havent yet touched - The Working For Families Commercials - OK i just dont get it - That family getting dinner ready - they look like theyre on at least $100k per year - the daughter has a cellphone and Ipod and the house they live in looks as though its at least $700k, WFF should be only for those of the lower income spectrum not richie riches who are well off, They shouldnt be expected to recieve govt. income support - its like your claiming the dole yet have a regular income through work - a fraud.

Oh Yeh - Got a new Cellphone today - My Number is 027 xxx xxxx - I wont reveal it online.

Well ive got everything sorted out at work so thats cool working this weekend too so again its all sweet.

ARE YOU ON STP>> [Thursday 30 March 2006 12.36pm]

WITH THIS BEING MY LAST DAY OF MY 'WEEKEND': Ill tell you how my 'weekend' is going.
While many of you mon-fri 9-5'rs sit in your office on this cool and cloudy thursday i sit here in the middle of Courtaney typing this stuff out, but anyway to keep with the plot last night it was a hutt valley pub crawl it went OK anyhoo when i got to O'Reillys at around 7.30pm I noticed the bar staff where probably whacked out on STP or some other mind-altering drug that is not alcohol or THC. The bar staff wher eplaying Xmas carols?? Xmas Carols in the Middle of March?? WTF?? The bar staff must be all whacked out on STP or some other hallucinagenic substance, Hello- Xmas is in December NOT March get off the hippie-pills ya whacked out longhairs, so having spent 2 minutes there i fucked off across the road to the Cobb and Co bar and caught up with my old Flatmate Phil, had a couple more beers then toddled off home - by now it was 8pm - early huh.
OK discussion time - last night an article on the news was discussing the Drinking Age. Ive always been opposed to these criminal scumbags even thinking about raising the Drinking age esp. when OUR GOVT. allows boys and girls as young as 17 to join the army and allows them as young as 18 to fight in a foreign combat zone. I dont think many kiwis no this but we still allow for conscription to be implemented - it sonly that NZ hasnt fought in any major wars for 35 years now and its not needed, however with the current world situation and if the Dunny Brush was our PM we'd be following the USA into any major battlezone like a little lost lamb and Dunny Brush would have conscription enacted by lunchtime (note: in that case id be amongst the 1st to line up outside parliament to protest this act of genocide put me in jail i dont fucking care, im not dying in a war that is too far and has nothing to do with NZ). OK Why is the age to by cigarettes being kept at 18 - oh as i understand it, its only illegal to SELL tobacco to under 18s, of course the tobacco laws ar ehardly ever enforced and the dimwitted shopkeepers in many places fail to card any 15 year old teenager buying themselves smokes, while the teen smoker is immune from the fines subjected with underage drinking. If they where to put the drinking age back up why not ut the age to join the army up to 21? our recruits would be a whole lot more mature than pimply-faced teens.
Well what else is new?? ive gotta drop some stuff of at work this arvo then im out tonight, hopefully im back at work tomorrow and over the weekend so fingers x for that.
OK Folks ill leave yoos all to it enjoy your day and till next time toodilydoodily.

A FOLLOW UP POST TO YESTERDAY... [Wednesday 29 March 2006 1.15pm]

SO AT WORK LAST NIGHT: My supervisor brings up something im getting bloody sick and tired of.
HIM: Why dont you get a car?
to which i reply.....
Thats out of my league, i mean i dont drive anymore because A- Petrol prices* B - Privacy isues with the LTSA and C - Too many idiots on the road and i cant tolorate them.
Ive told this story so many times im sick of having to tell it again...1st to my dad and secondly to my supervisor.
* - Petrol prices are up 3c per litre from 153.9c to 156.9c - well thats what BP charge now and quite frankly owning a car is a waste of time and money.
Reading the community paper today (Upper Hutt Leader) The UHCC plan on banning smoking from all parks and reserves but for the reasons of "influence rather than public health". OK im no longer a smoker and i agree that we should keep smokers as far as possible away from the Non-Smokers but what i see is a bit of double standards here. and I quote below from the article on page 2.
"Children learn by observing and the frequency with which young people observe smoking has an association with the perception that smoking is socially acceptable and normal".
Its double standards i say as well as banning smoking in the parks you should also ban the congregation of any number of 'Booners'* and Slutty Prep Girls, both of whom are also a bad influence (maybe more of a bad influence than smokers) on kids as well as society with there horrid standard of dress and yobbish bullying behavior its bad enough to even think about it.
*Booner: Hutt Valley slang for a male Chav esp how he wears a baseball cap underneath his hoodie. I have no idea what a Female 'Booner' is called (other than Hutt Slut or Supre Clone), The term originated in The Hawkes Bay to describe a 'bogan' but in The Hutt Valley (esp in Upper Hutt) the term is applied differently and means a Boyracer/Chav/Ned, in Ireland they call them Spides.
What else is in there - oh yeh a letter about people running pedestrian crossings without stopping for pedestrians - i so agree with them....Very soon somebody is gunna have there teeth knocked out and there cars damaged by some enraged pedestrian (not that id encourage it myself or have ever done so). Hey after all im surprisd because of the arrogant and inconsiderateness of Upper Hutt Drivers that there hasnt been any road rage attacks in U/H lately.
CURRENT MUSIC: Bruce Springstein - Born to Run

AND ILL NEVER HAVE THAT RECIPE AGAIN [Tuesday 28 March 2006 4.35pm]

FAST FOOD: Except for Subway all the other Fast Food outlets have extremely poor hygeine habits, Yesterday as i was getting dinner @ BK Lambton the dopey pimple-faced teen workers made my burgers WITHOUT using gloves i clearly asked them "why didnt you use gloves?" to which the dork at the counter replied "its not our policy to do so", Oh well if i catch a cold or stomach virus from this incorrect food handling practice then so be it but maybe ill take the Matter to The Ministry of Health and the NZ Food Safety Authority i dont know. But not only do BK do this but also McJihads and KFC only subway pride themselves in correct food handling practises as well as supplying foo that is excellent for ones health.
Tonight is going to be hard to say goodbye to some Friends ive a particular place at work, Ive made so many friends there its gunna be hard to say farewell, not only that but ill miss the sunsets from the window and all that to those friends ive made - Shine on Ya Crazy Diamonds and ill see u on the wessyde - RESTECP guys, My life will be a lonely place without yooz.
One topic i havent covered is PEDESTRIAN RIGHTS, Im so sick and fucking tired of us people who chose not to drive being treated as 2nd class citizens. I Choose not to drive as outlined in February 10s Post but notice traffic lights - they give cars all the fucking time in the world to go through while pedestrians wait the longest yet have so little time to cross - Give us a chance for fucks sake. Also cunts running pedestrian xings, one day very soon somebody is eithe rgunna get killed or will become so enraged that a road rage attack is very likely. Pedestrians have been round for millions of years, cars 107 we are not the Jews of Nazi Germany or Blacks of Aparthied era south Africa. We demand equality.
OK my spin off site ill start the official work on tomorrow, the storyboard project has been completed so all work begins tomorrow. speaking of 2-morrow ill post another adventure for all of you to read so till then - Arohanui
CURRENT MUSIC: CCR - Fortunate Son

Monday Anxiety [Monday 27 March 2006 4.36pm]

THE USUAL WEEKLY CALL TO MY BOSS: Reveals some major anxiety with work issues, The uncertainty with a certain place still exists despite hearing positive news from other sources, I am not at liberty to divulge this situation online, However i am hoping for the best.
My Weekend? yeh it was the norm, Drinks and that otherwiuse nothing
quote for the day: LSD - Keeping People Hippie Since 1966
Im so worried about my sisters - descending further into the spirals of Preppiedom - They know that i violently dispise there sub-culture but they dont seem to care, i feel im drifting apart from my family by the day, ill never give in to my war on preps unless the government stops waging war against the alternative individualist culture.
Thats all for today ill be back tomorrow so C U Ven
CURRENT MUSIC: Boston - Smokin'

HAPPY B'DAY TO ME, HAPPY B'DAY TO ME [Thursday 23 March 2006 2.20pm]

HAPPY B'DAY TO ME: Well today i am 26 years old, dont feel it, Its just another day really if you think of it.
Birthday celebrations have been marred with the attenadance of Work tonight, but hey everyone works on there B'Day dont they? All the rock music and V i can handle tonight, Back at work tomorrow night at the same place (for the last time at this particular place - I wont publish online where it is) Then off home saturday morning, sleep then Sat/Sun its R&R Days before starting a new week on monday.
OK im sure you got the note about b'day drinks being postponed UFN? Ill let you know the date of when it will happen.
Oh Yeh my Spin off Site - Work is currently underway and i should have it up in the next 2 weeks, I wont tell you what it is but its a 'surprise' and is to do with one particular subsite on this page that will be getting its own page.
I Feel like random quotes today - so heres one from the simpsons that really makes me laugh:
GRAMPA: "Oh, wait a minute. The family name is my legacy to you. I got it from my father, and he got it from his father, and he traded a mule for it! And that mule went on to save Spring Break!".
OK Folks im out of here get a couple of hours kip before i head off to the rewards of manual labour tonight.
CURRENT MUSIC: David Bowie - Sufferagette City

Bitch Control Camp....Off You Go [Wednesday 22 March 2006 1.36pm]

LONGER DAYLIGHT SAVING - OVER MY FUCKING DEAD BODY: The person (A Nelson city councillor) proposing this should be sent to Bitch Control Camp to get some sense kicked into him, If anything Daylight Saving should be abolished - It was only a measure created in the 1920s to save Coal and as we all know Coal is no longer a primary source of energy. If i was to support any daylight saving at all - The first week of November till the First week of march would do wonders, like it used to be so many years ago but again i fucking hate daylight saving.
Oh yeh - Reading my community newspaper (Upper Hutt Leader) today this Geezer by the Name of Justin Rigger writes to the editor proposing that Boyracers should be publically flogged - RESTECP 2 U Bro, Yeh you tell them buddy, I support your initiative not 100% but 200% in fact id go further than that and have these knob slobs publically shot in Civic Square - Along with there Supre Clone Slutbunny "Girlfriends".
NOTE TO ALL: Birthday Drinks @ Establishment scheduled for Saturday - HAVE BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - this is due to something else coming up beyond all reasons of control. Id like to think that family is of course the priority for this day even though i like to express an independant thought from them - but hey its been like this for a decade now. Ill let you know when the B'Day drinks will occur.
OK Crew ill let you all go for now im off to the pub with some bruvvas tonight - Wessyde fullaz.
CURRENT MUSIC: Deep Purple - Speed King

Uh-Oh Spaghetti-Os [Tuesday 21 March 2006 4.33pm]

IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS: I Will be 26 years old, Not that its anything big, However i am fearing its gunna be the Worst....Birthday....Ever. Dunno why but im all edgy about it.
Fuck Those annoying nicotine cravings have come back....So im fighting them off with heaps of Gum and large amounts of water - seems to work. You not ethat Physically the nicotine cravings last 2 weeks but psychologically they last a lifetime, Not many of my 'new skool posse' are smokers, however the best advice to the 'old skool' whom i havent seen in donkeys years is the best way to stay smokefree is not to have started at all. I Know i was an idiot at 17 year sof age taking that first drag - something which took me almost years to kick. But the main thing is im not a smoker - havent been for 2 years, but yeh The trick to staying smokefree is not to have started, but nah ive learnt my lesson even though it took me seven years. But hey you has mo' money than ever before as i is not spendin it all on smokes anymore.
Note: Did you know that Aries people are more likely to smoke than any other starsign? I dont know why but take a look....My Grandfather, Russell Crowe, Aerosmiths Steve Tyler, My Old schoolyard Chum Brent to name a few...All smokers and Aries. Me - An aries Ex-Smoker. Why is it that Aries has the highest rate of smokers of all starsigns?
Note to All: Ronald McDonald is the NUMBER ONE TERRORIST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD - worse than George Bush or Osama Bin Laden COMBINED Ronald McDonald is a massive Bellend and is More eviler than Skeletor and Darth Vader combined.
OK - Its looking as though ill be at the establishment this Saturday from 10pm, unless i decide to otherwise postpone it.
So what ewlse is new? Oh yeh my shift partner gave me some very good news on Sunday night It will revolutionise the way I work, While i am not at liberty to disclose this news online the main thing is ill have to get myself 'up to scratch' in order to take advantage of this oppourtunity. But anyway i cant wait.
CURRENT MUSIC: Foghat - Slow Ride

ANOTHER WEEK BEGINS [Sunday 19 March 2006 5.35pm]

ANOTHER WEEK OVER, ANOTHER ONE BEGINS: And thankfully now Daylight Saving is over for once, I can celebrate that things are now back to normal.
St. Paddys on Friday was as it is - a Drunken Celebration, @ The establishment on Friday night i went outside for a breather and fresh air then the Bouncer refused to let me back in due to my not so sober state, Oh well hes only doing his job, Whatever inconveniance that was only makes my motivation stronger - Ill be down there again next saturday from 2130 (note: currently planned and may be subjected to change), Fuck ive been refused entry into a number of bars over the years due to the same reason. but ahh well...anyway as i stumbled across the road 4 the bus stop i saw my old lanlord and her son also heading home, but they where driving (i dont think the son had been drinking), Anyway As time progressed and waiting for the bus The Action springs in - A Brawl outside the Establishment, Maybe its thankful id been refused back inside. cos there was a massive as fight, I saw some guy pick up a chair and it looked like he was gunna throw it at somebody, then the fuzzys arrive and make some arrests.
Then as the bus pulls out of Ctny - a fight outside kittys and the fuzzys make 2 arrests - ahh the action. Anyway getting home all us passengers where pissed as a chook and singing random songs. On Saturday i felt a little wooden at first but better as the afternoon progressed and went to the 'bus stop bar' oh yeh theres this friendly Maori Guy who hangs outside and drinks at U/H Station (by that statue on that park thingy) I ended up having korero with him about how it sucks that the bars in U/H Totally suck and the prices also totally sucking. I Vote this guy to be the friendlist person in Upper Hutt - hes basically mates with everybody.
4 days and counting down till my 26th...again its probably more of an over8ed pawn but nah another year in another ordinary life....so much for matters of principal.
Oh The SITE OF THE WEEK Uncylopedia a take of of Wikipedia - It is entirely funny as, i couldnt stop laughing so loud when i was viewing it.
OK work beckons so ill go now to you all - lots of love and RESTECP

HAPPY ST PADDYS TO Y'ALL [Friday 17 March 2006 7.27pm]

HELLO MY LOYAL FAITHFUL ONES: Id like to wish you all a very happy St Paddys, and theres no doubt ive joined the mass influx of revellers - Ive been on the piss since i finished work this morning (well to be exact just after my last blogdate today). OK i is suprised that many wellington bars dont give a shit about the many (and yes very many) nightshift workers, It was lucky the Cambridge was open so early, most of the clientele i saw there where either dole bludging boozehags or the more civilised looking where prolly like myself Nightshift workers who have just come off duty, Apart from a 2 and a half hour sleep ive been pretty much been str8 on the piss since this morning, Oh BTW the bars in upper Hutt Suck when it comes to Paddys (note to all: DONT venture to this bar called 'the hut' Its Infested with Preppie Sluts and Jocks as well as Chav Fucks and Boyracer scum - strangely it seems these fucks get away with starting a fight but if you look like an 'outsider' (ie. You DONT shop at Supre, Hellensteins - No Offence to Bruvva Tony here - respec' to u Bro :], or there 'copycat' stores) YOUR the one that gets the blame - Screw these bastards and that fucked up Prep-and-slutfest/Chav Hideout).
Oh yeh part two of 'the proposition' at work ill hear more next week.
Hope to C U All from 2130 2NITE on the Eastern End of Courtney, otherwise to all my out-of-wellington and out-of-NZ Fans - Happy St Paddys :].

THE PROPOSITION (PART ONE) [Friday 17 March 2006 8.28am]

JUST AS IM THINKING ABOUT LEAVING MY JOB: I get a proposition from work colleagues That will make or break my time in the 'enforcement' industry, ill discuss it with my boss today or monday but it will have to be soon before it passes up, i spend too much time procrastinating in many things but ill have to act before again i miss out.
oh yeh Happy St Paddys to all, il be celebrating very soon, in fact im already on my way down to the pub then l8r today courtney place - $1 guinnes at the establishment 2nite - wow im so there dude. im well planned in the WCS that thee outfits charge $10 @ the door ill be well prepared with supplies for the 'bus stop bar'
In the process of gettinga new mobile phone - should have by end of next week.
OK Lets korero for a bit - A Year Zero Spin off - where one or several of my subpages are given there own indepednant site, a bit like Laverne and Shirley and Charles in Charge was to Happy Days, Family Matters was to Perect Strangers Or Joey is to Friends.
Politicking for today: It seems NZ'rs are still unwillingly reluctant to get behind there Violent and Arrogant past in regards to youth crime (Stuff poll says 49% are for jail time for 12 year olds, 50 against -WTF Do you want teenagers robbing your home and gettin away with it?)- I Fully support the idea of throwing 12-16 year olds in the slammer for petty crimes, it will make any teenage criminal propect shit there pants and straighten out, i mean in the 1850s kids that age where hanged for crimes in NZ, its just sad our morals have floated away in the last 50 years.
Note: 6 days till my 26th wish me the best.
OK Beloved loyal fans i am off for now - If your down ctny 2nite ill hope 2 c u there otherwise toodily doodily.
CURRENT MUSIC: Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back

WINDS OF CHANGE [Wednesday 15 March 2006 6.06pm]

REWRITING MY CV, SENDING OUT LETTERS OF APPLICATION, LOOKING AT JOBSTUFF.CO.NZ: Yeeeup with the uncertainty at work i am currently looking at a change of jobs, something where i can work "reasonable hours" but still have time to myself, i dont care if its shift work or not (like i currently am on) but something that i can enjoy for once rather than being sleep-disturbed 3 hours after getting home from work. So yeh after now what 13/14 months at my current place of work, its time for a change.
Oh yeh This Has got to be the biggest load of codswallop ive hear dthis yeh, no doubt this "scientist" was bribed by Preppie do-gooders to say that a drug ever so harmless leads to shit like acid, crank or whatever. The only time Cannabis has ever lead to hard drugs is BECAUSE CANNABIS IS SOLD AT PLACES WHERE CRANK, ACID AND SMACK ARE SOLD if cannabis was sold in say a licenced coffeeshop like in the Netherlands then this theory would be completely removed, as for this scientist - You should face a 'National Treason Trial' for your lies and evil crimes against the people, and so should all you prohibitionist anti-drug scum that monger these lies which only encourage the govt. to keep something as harmless as chocolate illegal but deadly and addictive plant-based alakoids so freely avaliable in clubs, pubs, dairies, newsagents and supermarkets (often without any enforcement of the "cannot SELL to under 18s but under 18s can BUY and publically consume them) that end up capping 5500 gullible muthaz every year. Its double standards and as you may already know I ABSOLUTELY DEPLORE DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!
Ill corect that from yesterdays Post - Its 8 DAYS till my birthday (thus making it Thursday week), but as ai say its just another year, i feel no older, 26 is no differnt to 23 or whatever, i live life like its everyday so in fact its just another day.
2 more days till St. Paddys and ive got the line-up sorted. I finish work as most of you are rushing to work, start the "warm up" pints, sleep for a bit, rise another "warm up pint" then for the main event - CTNY PLC @ 2130 17/3 C U VERE :). Dont you think St Padyys shold be a public holiday - and also the next day as well???? i reckon so.
Hmm....so what else is new??? practically SFA, still the same boring old life. Sheesh i better head to my 12 hours of 'rewarding labour' so ill C U ALL SOON.
CURRENT MUSIC: Neil Young - Cinnamon Girl

NO TIME TO FUCK AROUND [Tuesday 14 March 2006 4.40pm]

ROTW: Toll/Tranz Metro - They are the biggest bunch of dawdline, Lollygagging sick fucks i know at the moment, I PAY AN EXHORBANT AMOUNT OF MONEY to get to work each and every week only for there so called "express services" to dawdle, idle or lollygag half way between upper hutt and wellington for no apparent reason at all thus holding back our journey, Ever since Metlink brought out the trains they have been Absolutely fucking Useless in there time keeping, Im not the sort of person who likes to Fuck around or be Fucked around. I think ill start getting the bus from now TO METLINK - GO FUCK YO'SELVES YOU DAWDLING LAZY BUNCH OF LOLLYAGGING BITCHES!!!!
now thats of my chest ill get to other matters - Fuck the 'Cannabis Copters' i mean going after small plantations of crops in the forests around the Hutt Valley is an explicable waste of police resources - the chopper can be better used to hunt escaped prisoners or better yet for "fly bys" on Chavs and Supre Sluts, Boyracers and McDonalds branches, Its time we non-mainstream fight back against a society that gives the upper hand to the mainstream. Oh yeh we need designated police "drive by squads" to strike at Boyracers - after all these spoilt shits get far less of a punishment for killing somebody than some harmless hippie geezer growing dope for his own use.
Speaking of "non mainstream" - i saw this scary looking goth dude (w. spikes and all) on the way home from work last night, but hey he was harmless enough - Its time society stops giving Preps/Chavs and boyracers the upper hand - End the "Preppie Chav" Supremacy, Rights for us "non mainstream" and down with Preps.
On happier note 12 Days till my Birthday and 3 till St Paddys. Yeeehaaaaaaw
CURENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Cymbaline

I WAS HAVIN A HIGH TIME [Monday 13 March 2006 4.33pm]

TALOFALAVA MY BELOVED LOYAL TROOPS: What do you guys think i prefer? Stumbling home, barely able to walk and laughing from the 'bus stop bar' at 10.30pm on a Saturday night and waking up with a fucking sore-as head the next afternoon or bursting into uncontrollable fits of laughter while eating the entire contents out of my pantry and waking up feling absolutely clear headed the following morning?? Well even though its been 18 months, id prefer the latter - Herb Greene, Peace Herb, Hippie Smokes, Ganja, Herbal Remedies.....Only cos of my job i dont touch that shit now, hey if i chose to do my carpentry apprenticeship id prolly be still walking the streets zonked out and trippin my bloody head off....oh how i miss those days. Saturday night i was so wasted by drinking just Tui i might have had what 10 or maybe 11 stubbies, i think my alcohol tolorance level has fallen beyond expectation, from now i think ill just stick to 8 max thanks.
St Paddys on Friday - YEEEEEHAAAAAA.....Public Holiday wooohoooooo and Public holiday the next day to0, Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!
Fuck i am like so addicted to GTA San Andreas, I started d/l some of the songs they have on there, some of whom (Barracuda, 2 tickets to paradise, Green River, killing in the name and horse with no name) have become personal anthems in there own right.
Now what was i doing?? oh yeh getting some food then going to work....OK guys i is out 4 now until tomorrow - Toodily.
CURRENT MUSIC:Jimi Hendrix - Stone Free

MY SINCERE APOLOGIES [Saturday 11 March 2006 3.12am]

OK GUYS: I would like to offer my deepest and sincere apologies in regards to my previous post, i got a bit carried away with what i said so please disregard it, However i would like to reiterate my point, Anybody who mocks my 4 favorite bands esp. publically, deserves to have Beans Thrown at them, What i was highly fucked off at this Tearaway columist was that she was trying to force feed or dictate whats cool down the throat of Aotearoas youth, we should all be encouraged to have independant thoughts and not think what others think, Again i am deeply sorry for getting carried away with my post. I was just highly fucked off with having 4 of my favorite bands jeered by a narrow minded teenybopper.
What the Fuck am i doing posting at 3 in the fucking morning, you shold be at home asleep or at work - get back there ya lollygagger...hahahah...nah im on the way home just waitin for the 0400 bus back to the hutt.
urgh it seems every 2nd person in town at thee wee hours is a Hannah's clone - Worst....Cliche....Ever. I miss my acid dazed youth......Ever knowing the outcome i could have been still tripping at 26 but i chose to kick the drugs due to my employment situation My own PSYCHEDELIC REVOLUTION 1998-2004: Haha... ya fucking longhaired hippie-biker (self mockery). i miss my good luck coat - My old black leather jacket, seemed everytime i wore it, somehow life was on my side. Oh hey it could have been worse, i looked like jesus when i was 22 (my mate nabsy thought so cos of my then long as hair and beard) with that white Nissan Pulsar driving round wellington with a few joints in my pocket...i miss those days.
B4 i go - DEATH TO RONALD MCDONALD that bloodtstained clown is the worlds number one Eco-villian and destroyer of civilisation and his prime evil corporation Quacky-Dees (Mcdonalds) can go to fucking hell, hey my McJihad is now a month old.
Shit sorry if im randomly blabbing here, its 3am and i need coffee, ill see you ala on monday with more adventures so till then - F'aa
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Fairies wear boots (Jack the Stripper)

ROTW [Friday 10 March 2006 4.34pm]

HIGH FOLKS: Thought i might start off with a bit of ye olde ROTW so hear goes.
On my way to the railway stn to go to work today i picked up a copy of Tearaway - It must have been like 10 years since i last read it, Browsing through it i came across an article written by some Preppie Sheepish Slut on page 24.
This preppie Ho (who shalt remain nameless) viciously attacks Legendary Rock bands such as Led Zepplin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd and the Stones. WTF?? are you wigged out on dyzapham or something? She goes on to write this utterly pathetic quote.
Rap and Hip Hop and Pop are what sell now as the success of..... What Success?? These artists you mention Cheated there way to fame These 'no talent' slappers and fucklords prancing along to a computer generated beat even my 5 year old cousin can create in just 2 minutes is just a pathetic cry for attention rather than talent. Classic bands such as the stones took on average 2 YEARS from formation until they even got there 1st record contract and demo recorded.
As for the author of this pathetically lame article of bullshit, You wanna get slapped Bitch? Make it easier on yourself and revoke this article fool! You better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self Bitch. NOBODY DARES mock classic bands that have been around for what 40-45 years, whereas these pop bands you mention will be gone within a year and the artists down at there nearest branch of WINZ (or the countrys equivilent) every tuesday begging there case mgrs for new jobs and wondering what the fuck happened to there dole pay.
and to further criticize this Preppie Slut - Quit hanging out at Supre and listening to The Edge ya fucking sheepish preppie slut. The same message goes to anybody who dares to mock classic bands that will be remembered for generations to come rather than fly-by-night talentless attention whores. Now irrespective of my fans in this age group and im sorry if im sounding blunt and a 'big meanie' here but the generation born from 1989 have been corrupted by this diseased pestilence as what this nameless teenie prep wrote into Tearaway about - Lets face it Rap/Hip Hop and Pop is the greatest disease threat to mankind rather than H5N1 Bird Flu.
Other than that Tearaway is an otherwise Good Read.
Oh yeh with the disturbing news at work came a glimmer of hope at the end of the tunnel but i reckon its one of my shift partners telling me "she'll be right",
OK Another story - a new governor general has been named when Dame Silvia takes over Anand Satyanand will take over in August, now quite frankly i had never heard of this geezer until This afternoon, its high time that Gov. Gens should be people who have "contributed large and wide to the greater Community of Aotearoa New Zealand" rather than faceless judges. People such as Temuera Morrison, Cliff Curtis, Jonah Lomu, Tana Umaga, Lucy Lawless or even Stephen Fleming should be open to option.
Thats it till monday till then Toodily doodily doo.
CURRENT MUSIC: Lyndard Skynard - Freebird

TRANSMISSION A GO-GO [Thursday 9 March 2006 12.12pm]

READING THE DOM POST TODAY: I heard some particuarly good news - Transmission Gully has finally been given the nod, After all these years. Frankly i am in full support of it - The coast road between Paekak and Param has been classified as "one of the most dangerous stretches of highway in the entire country", despite it having an 80km/h speed restriction. Finally a decent form of highway in transmission gully, with proper engineering and management could make the former far more safer and quieter than it currently is.
Bad Bad Winston....You deserve a good bitchslapping from here to the 4 corners of the earth. Giving $42 million to a state run by bastards who have been classified as INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS by the UN. Bastards whos charter calls for the "unconditional and quick destruction of Israel", Bastards who hold nothing but hatred and hostility towards westerners. I mean why is everybody dealing with them....Of course we must look at our 'friend' Vladimir Putin who somehow is suffering from a clash of personality. Mr. Putin recently invited these terrorists to Moscow for talks, however this same Mr. Putin even recently called for "all terrorists to be wiped from the face of the earth by all means possible". Mr. Putin either is suffering from a clash of personality or is practising double standards, esp. how Hamas supporters and sympathisers (Shamil Basayev and the Chechen Islamists) butchered 340 children at Beslan in 2004. strange really
OK politicking aside for now - Whats with the big deal of all these horse replicas in every second shop and in the streets of Upper Hutt? well according to the story these replicas are used for that new shopping mall being opened in May or June, OK im all sweet with the name, i dont really give a fuck about that, (Trentham Shopping Center) but the idea of adding horse replicas to the mall as well as in every second shop as well as on main street is utterly pathetic - Its commercialism gone mad. Its overhype and as you may already know i absolutely abhor overhype. Worst...Episode...Ever.
LATE CHANGE: 12.54pm 8/3/06 - Updated my Global Jihad Against McDonalds Page, Still some stuff to add over the next 6 days but i dont know if youve seen it yet, we need to spread the word on just how eeeeeevil these 'crusader infidels' are.
OK folks ill call it a day might see if i can pop in a couple of posts tomorrow if i have time so ill c u all then - Peace.
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Welcome to The Machine

CENSUS NIGHT IS A MANWHORE [Tuesday 7 March 2006 4.35pm]

TONIGHT IS CENSUS NIGHT: And it can go to fucking hell for that matter, OK i ended up doing it at the last minute even though i had thoughts of a total boycott. Why the fuck does EVERYBODY in New Zealand - even holiday makers have to fill out one, now ex-pats overseas have to fill out one. Quite frankly if were already not Nazi Germany, Taliban Era Afghanistan, or The Soviet Union we are only one small tip toe away from it, The Government demanding information off its citizens, thats what happens in totalitarian states. What i am pissed off about is that the final question asking for everybodys telephone numbers "in case of something" what this really means is "gizya telephone Number or we will send heavily armed SIS agents around to your house to pump a cap in yo ass". They will only use our # for "other purposes" (you can only take a look @ the LTSA for an example). They say that its a "crime" to not fill out a census form (max $300 fine), however the only crime being committed is by our busy body politicians and bureacratic pigs demanding private and personal information off its citizens - i propose that the crime of politicians sneering into citizens private information be punished by a maximum of 3 MONTHS JAIL and or a $500 fine (+ court costs) plus dishonor and loss of civil rights for life. Its a fair punishment that fits the crime.
Oh yeh Census burning ceremony @ Botanical gardens 2nite 2030.
On the Bright side on the Census anybody else declare themselves to be a Jedi for religion?.
OK ill be back tomorrow with more fun, independant thoughts and other stuff that may come up, to you all my fans - Peace, Love and Restecp.
CURRENT MUSIC: Heart - Barracuda

I JUST DONT KNOW [Monday 6 March 2006 4.39pm]

I DONT JUST KNOW: But i think im suffering from a rather bad case of Burn-out, too many long hours in addition to finishing work and having to go back a few hours later with lack of if any sleep, its just not fair.
Thursday - i just get back from my omas funeral to a Double Blow - I got the disturbing news at work Thursday night. As i am online I as always am not at liberty to divulge the content of the story but I am highly confident that it would all work out well in the end.
Metlink - now they can go to Fucking hell for all i ask. Friday night there was the 1st storm of the year - 140km/h winds and heavy driving rain, trees and power lines have fallen over on the hutt valley line, OK thats cool i can understand that but what i was enraged about was these dickheads DID NOT even bother getting any rail replacement buses out, We where all waiting over an hour at Upper Hutt till we where told "make your own way - conventional buses are running" so i ende dup having to pay $3 to petone where we where all told to wait for a rail replacement bus which never came, so we where told to catch a conventional bus - at the special friday night prices, i was 50c short but the arrogant bus driver wouldnt let me on board, I told him the trains where all out and i had no way of getting into work to which he replied "well thats not my problem". To that Bus driver - Go Fuck yourself, i declare a jihad upon you Beeatch. So we had to wait anothe rhour before the trains where running again so thus i was 2 and a half hours late for work thanks to Metlinks CONSTANT AND DISPICABLE LOLLYGAGGING I think i should mention what many of you wellington folk already know - Wellingtons Public Transport system is completely Unreliable , no dont tell me to buy a car read February 10's Post on why i dont drive anymore.
I think i have the willpower of steel, At my work station on friday and saturday night there where 2 cigarettes lying on the table, i came dangerously close to asking one of the cleaners for a light but rather than that i destroyed what i call an "evil weapon of mass destruction" so i ended up not resorting back to a once 12-15 day a habit, but it was close, dangerously so.
I think i will head off to work now despite feeling utterly and completly wretched. Ok cool, ill see you folk tomorrow, toodles.

HELLO LOYAL ONES.....I IS BACK [Thursday 2 March 2006 4.34pm]

HELLO MY BELOVED LOYAL FAITHFUL ONES: I am now back in Wellington so thus i am heading back to work tonight.
Caught the Bluebridge back last night the verdict - Worst..Ferry..Saling..Ever, well it was calm and flat but the Santa Regina is the slowest fucking peice of hunk of junk there ever is, No info center no nothing except for a run down bar (i was impressed with the beer prices though), cafe and ships shop, nothing else, It literally toddled and lollygagged its way to wellington, a trip that took exactly 4 hours, whereas the toll ferries take 3, so if you believe in quality, i know you will do the right thing...sail with toll or catch the plane (note: Air New Zealands service is also pretty crap, i paid $200 for an airfare to Chch and all i got was a small cup of water, the smallest cookie and 2 lollies - not worth it at all).
Ill add the smacking debate post when I have time but today im strapped (scuse the pun) for it. Just letting you know that im back home in one peice.
Oh yeh i had to endure 5 HOURS of torture on the way from Christchurch-Picton with my sisters shitty ~~Noise~~ "music", I mean All this rap/r&b/dance/wussy tryhard pop-punk shit needs to be outlawed.
Oh yeh for all those out of Chch like me - i suggest next time your down there do check out the Dux Delux - reasonably priced bar-brewed beers, excellent service and a Great atmosphere. Id give it a 10/10.
OK folks i am off now, there will be little if any activity here until monday due to work committments so enjoy your weekend so till Monday toodles.
CURRENT MUSIC: Slayer - Rain of Blood