YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

FAMILY MATTERS AGAIN [Tuesday 28 February 2006 3.43pm]

IT WAS OMAS FUNERAL TODAY: And with the sadness of having to say our final goodbyes to her, we also shared many happy memories. My Uncle wrote a poem about her life which was very touching, but he handled that well, It was the 1st time i actually attended church in like 15 years (except when mum died) even though i would describe myself as a 'non practising christian' rather than a staunch agnostic many years ago, That means we believe in god but we dont practice the religion of christianity and i for one would regard myself as that these days despite the fact I was raised catholic but rejected Catholicism as a teenager. Now the main service is all over, weve all gone our own ways, however still the flow of alcohol going on. I Will be at the Dux Delux tonight from around 6. It will be the last time i is there until Im next time wandering the streets of Chch.

Now i must make a point of this - ChChs Bus drivers are no different than Wellingtons cos they as well are as i believe are whacked out on pills or some other sedating drug - GREEN LIGHTS MEANS GO - not stop. Oh yeh and the Traffic lights here are about as fucked as they are on the Cnr of Courtaney Place and Taranaki st (the ones by molly malones).

Urgh i have to endure 5 hours of plain torture tomorrow - i knew i should have flown home - As you all know im waging a Jihad on Top 40 Music (have been since 1996 - yeeay my first jihad, now 10 years old, yippie....) and since i have to go back with my sister, its shameful and disturbing esp. how im the Headbanger in the family and absolutely dispise R&B, Pop, Dance, Whiney Pop "Punk", and Rap. Im the only one in my immediate family who has the ability to think for himself and not go buy what soceity dictates. Rebellion? not really but if you do that fun Name game where you make out attributes of yourself with the letters of your Name "Rebellious" does fall in there with me.

Again id like to thank you, my loyal faithful fans for all the support you have given to me and my whanau at this difficult time, I love you all.

Now as i move away from non-family issues to more social issues concering family welfare - Is this guy on wowie pills? and could you believe that 80% Of NZ'rs Hold the Fact that Violence solves problems? and as Usual UF MP Marc Alexander - a Bloodstained common Criminal - who holds staunch and hostile opinions towards gentle and caring militantly pacifist (scuse the oxymoron) calling the smacking ban SOVIET STYLED. Fuck, I think ill post a seperate topic on Thursday about the Smacking Debate But I know i am all for the banning of smacking - It teaches kids that using violence to solve problems is acceptable and eventually making them depressed, drug using, chain smoking, heavy drinking, socially marginalised losers who spend half there life on the dole as well as alienating them from as well as waging war on there peers and society and only start getting there lives together later in there life. I Could have been raised with alternative 'assertive discipline' programs - the type they use in schools rather than being smacked around the batty or hand.

Aight i is now off for now, next post will be back at home in good ol wellington. Toodles. Love you all.

CURRENT MUSIC: Iron Maiden - Run To the Hills

SHITTIEST TOWN EVER [Monday 27 February 2006 1pm]

URGH: Lyttleton is a complete shithole, Its worse than Upper Hutt durgh!!! Oh yeh its like 30 degree out at the mo (CHCH) it blows. OK Cathedral Square puts on a marvel of excellent entertainers (Dan the Magician - that geezer with the pig tails and the tie, put on 2 marvellous performances over the weekend) But my favorite of them all seems to be forever gone - The Idiot Pill poppers who seemed to congregate in the square everyday (yeh you know that geezer with the fuzzy red hair, bear feet and pony tail - maybe he and his whacked out mates went to rehab or something).
CURRENT MUSIC: Jimi Hendrix - Spanish Castle Magic

A FAMILY AFFAIR [Monday 27 February 2006 10.18pm]

WITH THE DEATH OF MY OMA: Overnight Friday/Saturday, this weekend has been about spending time with the family, some of whom i havent seen in 15 years. My cousin is like only 7 and he has already 'seen the truth' about Boyracers - hes like me and hates there guts, We spent hours on his playstation, even arranging to swap games for each of our consuls but we called it a halt as these games can be very expensive.
On Saturday I went to check out the Dux Delux with my uncle and cousin - you only have this bar franchise in the South Island and obviously enough there aint none back in Wellington - yet alone anywhere in the North Island, But i was impressed with the range of beers they have - Self-Brewed only avaliable at this franchise. Very Impressive. Went back there yesterday, Im slightly hungover today as my families austrian heritage rebels at waste and thus the drinking carried on at my uncles long after i got home from the Dux.
So far it looks like im back @ work on Thursday but ill have to confirm that.
OK ill leave it there, im off to Lyttleton now for a while, but i have to be back at my families by 1500 - family issue.
And id like to give a big thanks and Restecp to all my fans who have pitched in and offered there condolances to myself and whanau over the tragic loss i encountered during the weekend, ill add a further acknowlegement post l8r in the week - I LOVE YOU ALL.
CURRENT MUSIC: Metallica - One

A TRIBUTE TO A LOVING GRANDMOTHER [Saturday 25 February 2006 12.45pm]

SAYING GOODBYE IS ALWAYS HARD: Especially if its to a close family member, So ill stop all press and pay respects to my grandmother.
Oma was born near Vienna, Austria and for seven years lived under the brutal regime of Hitler and the Nazis, once the Russians drove the nazis back into Germany and out of the world scene, she emigrated to New Zealand in 1947 where she married my Grandfather - a new Zealand soldier from the south islands west coast whom she met when he was being held POW.
Grandad died in 1991 and since then she has lived independantly but my uncle and aunt at the back of her section whom have always offered her immediate support. Over the years, Oma continued to suffer from advancement of non-health, having a number of strokes of which a number of times brought my late mother down to assist in everyway possible. Then on Tuesday Oma was rushed to Hospital with a major stroke. She was a strong lady and managed to survive the immediate phase.
Oma died at midnight last night. I am now in Christchurch where i have been since last night. I got in just in time, just in time to say goodbye. I told her ill see her in the morning. I am distraughtly upset at the loss of my Oma who has since the death of my mum in 2001 has been the closest thing to mum and we have always been in contact with her.
With the sadness i can always recall happy memories, One night me and her had a heated debate about my sisters being out one night, i tried to convince her "they'll be fine". and in January 2005 Me and Oma sincerely agreed about how young people of today have been exploited by the evils of the media (MTV) and the terrible "music" (rap, dance and r&b) that is being played and how it was corrupting our youth into immoral exploitation. Now rather than being in Christchurch to see Oma in hospital, I am now down to offer my Aunts, Uncles and Cousins my support. Oma is now with mum and Grandad - promoted to glory in the land of all good eterinity. Truely i am distraught and upset, Dad is coming down over the next day or so to be there with us. The guys at work have sent there full condolances.
Other than that the flight down to Christchurch last night was good, truely enjoyable no probs with airport security as i had no metallic items on me (even a safety pin can trigger off the detector). And despite being a little nervous while boarding the plane the flight all went well, no bumps at all. Oh yeh and i saw my old supervisor as well, he sent his condolances.
Oma 1923 Burgenland Austria - 2006 Christchurch New Zealand.

PROGNOSIS...NOT GOOD [Thursday 23 February 2006 9.06pm]

TOMORROW: I am off to Christchurch. Omas health has further deteriorated and the chances of her surviving are very slim, however there is always hope, no matter how small it is but she could go at anytime, so if the Worst Case Scenario does apply within the next 24 hours then rather than saying goodbye then ill be attending a funeral and providing support to my Whanau. Im on the 1930 flight out to the garden city tomorrow, Its a very tough time indeed. On Wednesday i saw M out of random chance in Lower Hutt so we scored some lunch. . After lunch I went and got a PS2 Consul - after all this procrastinating and waiting.
Buying the PS2 has been the only good thing thats happened to me in the last 48 hours. So ill leave for work now, next time ill post will prolly be at some Cybercafe in Colombo Street.

SAD DAY [Tuesday 21 February 2006 4.34pm]

GETTING HOME FROM WORK: Last night i noticed my dad was still awake - he broke the bad news - My aunt in Chirstchurch rang whilst i was at work to say that My Oma has had another more serious stroke, The situation at this stage seems uncertain but she was still consciouss as of last night. We are all preparaing for the Worst Case Scenario if Omas condition worsens, so weather or not ill be heading down Christchurch way over the coming days seems uncertain. My Oma was born near Vienna, Austria 83 years ago, she lived the 7 brutal years under Nazi ocupation and once the Soviet Union drove the Germans out of Austria she emigrated to New Zealand. She met my grandad (a metal trimmer from the West Coast of the South Island) when he was being held POW in the 2nd world war after being captured during the Italian Campaign, My grandad died in 1991 and she has since lived alone with the support of us her family. My sister is heading down to Christchurch today and my other sister is contemplating her plans as she is up north for the week but could return home ASAP. No doubt my rellies in Austria would have heard the sad news by now.
OK i think ill go now not much really else more to say except PUNISH THESE TRAITORS. as for the other way around - ie. my ex-flatmate: keep staying in this marvellous country - after all its Australias loss.
And another final thought of the day - Hone Harawira is fast becoming my favorite politician - a man who is well known and respected for speaking the truth - a complete and total ban on smoking, now being an ex-smoker taking the smokefree status one day at a time for the last 2 years (with the odd minor setback), Id like to give the Maori Party a full endorsement of this bill, I suffered 6 years and 10 months of addiction to a highly addictive drug and finally something is being done about it to stop future generations from losing 10-15 years off their lifespan, Ka Pai guys.

WHODA THOUGHT [Tuesday 21 February 2006 4.34pm]

WELL MY KITCHEN: is almost ready and the verdict - Great, my house looks totally different to what it was 2 weeks ago.
Oh the Bus Stop Bar - Its been going for many years - normally as a cheap alternative to the lounge bars (ie. the tote) which would often play shitty Top 40 Music and have overpriced drinks. I think i mentioned it yesterday, but ahh well .
Home from work last night i couldnt jump onto my PC cos of all the renovations but yeh i decided to watch movies on sky. Commando with that girl off that 80s sitcom Whos the Boss and Arnie Schwartzneger - Its a fucking Kick ass film, i coldnt help but notice and wonder one of the planes they used in that movie was an Ex- Air New Zealand with all the old Teal colours they displayed 20 or so years ago. Then i swapped to MGM and saw this stupid hippie movie, it was made in 1971 so no wonder, It was about a group of hippies who make this THC like gas and gives everybody the munchies, fuck it was stupid seeing Acid Crazed Bikers Jocks and Cheerleaders chasing after some doped up hippies in stupid pathetic costumes armed with golfclubs and golfing carts. I mean im all for legalizing the peace herb but that movie was fucking rediculous - theres no doubt the cast where all doped up on 'wowie grass' or something.
Speaking of Drugs...For once i am all in favor of This - A Long lost Bruvva of mine of whom i hadnt seen for 10 years OD'd on P late last year, even Nandor and the Bruvvas from Norml have come out and condenmed 'P'. I mean sickos running wild on P or losing a mate to an OD that is just fucking sick and sad.
Those Scallie Supre clone 'Hutt Sluts' who live across the road from me should be Forcibly shipped off to some isolated offshore island, in fact anywhere where there disruptive lifestyle shouldnt corrupt others - Im sick of having to put up with there parties (loud crappy R&B/Rap Bullshit playing even after the 2300 noise control deadline) and there knob-slob boyracer friends doing revs and squeelies outside our normally quiet street at 0330 sat and sun mornings, somebody should just give them the punishment they deserve. They get away with everything, I reckon me and my neighbours should all just lobby against these Chavs, i know the ones that are often at our place have had a gutsful of these immoral get-away-with-everything fucks who society deems as "everybodys little darlings", Fuck i just hate there fucking snotty spoilt guts.
I apologise for going overboard but thats the way i feel about those Chav sluts who are supposidly my neighbours - Dont tell me to befriend and support these 'animals' as Matthew 19:19 says, those vile creatures are scum.
So what else is new?? nothing...Might be heading into town this weekend either that or *again*....'The Bus Stop Bar' in Upper Hutt, Hmm i feel better now ive got my rant about my preppie chav neighbours off my chest. Anger going...going...RISING....Going.....Going...........Gone. Thats much better. Ok my loyals ones ill prolly Update Tomorrow so till then - Au Revoir

SLEEPLESS IN UPPER HUTT PT.2 [Friday 17 February 2006 6.03pm]

DUE TO THE VAST AMOUNT OF NOISE: At the ~~Construction Site~~ House, I was only able to acheive 4 and a half out of a planned 7 hour sleep before heading back to work, but i suppose thats OK and at least i got more sleep than i 1st anticipated but at least the now partially revovated home is looking quite good and "very different" as to it was b4.
DONT whatever you do catch the Kilbernie bus with that big geezer with the mostache - he slows down at green lights and remains stopped at green lights for so long that they go red before he can even get started, drives like A Grandma Griffiths and doesnt proceed along steadily - i think hes doped up to da max on something - The Wowie Grass? hmmm....and i always thought they drug tested bus drivers on a frequent basis?.
Oh yeh to those stupid teenage fucks on my train tonight - if your gunna be playing Rap/R&B/Top 40 bullshit out really really loud on public transport from your cellphones then the only 'club' youll be seeing is a thick one made of wood and/or metal smashing up your precious music playing device - well kick yo asses - Ya mindless sheepish Beeatches.
Oh yeh ill say this again even tho many of you already know this: Top 40 "musicians" - like reality TV "Contestants - are attention seeking numbskulls who cheated there way to fame, DEATH TO THE SUGARBABES, DEATH TO GIRLS ALOUD, DEATH TO GREENDAY, DEATH TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, DEATH TO 50-CENT, DEATH TO ALL MAINSTREAM MUSIC.
CURRENT MUSIC: Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the devil.

THATS IT!!!! [Thursday 16 February 2006 6.36pm]

THATS IT: Im moving into town, maybe as early as next week - Im so sick and tired of Metlink, The flyer was running 10 minutes late this morning so thus i only just got to work on time with seconds to spare, and to add insult to injury theve hiked the price of a ticket up - $9 just to get to town, last week it was $8.50. Fuck this bullshit, im sick and fucking tired of the Wellington Public Transport system, dont rant to me about getting another car - just read my last fridays post for reasons, of course im not gunna repeat myself about it. I just thought i might let you know that i have ZERO TOLERANCE towards lateness and delays, thus proving that i am a very orderly and disciplined person after all - so much for my tempestuouis youth.
Oh yeh What a fucking Knob slob a bus driver smacking over an innocent motorist? and forcing a door open upon another? what a sick fuck. Suspended - WTF?? that aint good enough, if this was 30 years ago this cuntwould have ben sacked - str8 out, but no. Public Transport in NZ is a fucking arse, they run late frequently AND put up the fares and now there drivers assault innocent people, now thats just fucked.
BAR OF THE MONTH: the horse and hound in petone, all the good ranges of beers (jugs 745ml bottles) and specialties such as VB. I reccomend this place to everybody living in the wellington region.
Back to my earlier comment about leaving Upper Hutt - No more 'Hutt Sluts' polluting the streets with their diseased and immoral culture, no more arrogant shits who think they own the road and not signal at intersections or run through padestrian xings and most importantly, no more Crackhag!!!! I need some electronic items ie. Computer and shit, if i cant get either the flat or electronic equipment by March 2 then i cant even move out till March 30 and by then my other mortal nemesis Mercury Retrograde Kicks in.
CURRENT MUSIC: Thin Lizzy - The boys are back

QUICK NOTE FOR TODAY [Wednesday 14 February 2006 11.09am]

OK IM GUNNA HAVE TO HURRY ALONG: So much to do today yet so little time as i am making the most of today before the benefits of work kick in tomorrow morning.
Again my PS2 Consul purchase has ben put off due to unforseen circumstances once again, if this occurs next wek then i cant buy one until at least April 1. that vile little scum known as 'Mercury Retrograde' kicks in again in March and ive had some 'very bad encounters' under this vile scumbag.
OMG no....those dickheads at Tranz Rail are putting up the train fares again - i mean whats the point? Your services are frequently delayed and we already pay up to $13 return for a return fare, having said that i think ill move into town if in any case moving is back on the cards again, which is good ill be closer to work and i wont have to fork out (soon to be $50 p/w) in transport costs when Tranz Metros constant "lollygagging" with delays already make the services "a waste of money and time".
OK folks i is out for now, RESTECP.
CURRENT MUSIC: U2 - Where the streets have no name

MCJHAD [Tuesday 13 February 2006 12.33pm]

ANOTHER IN THE LONG LIST OF MY CATOLOUGE OF HATES: But this time i believe this war im about to wage is justified for a good cause - After having an extremely appalling standard of service from these people for the 3rd time in a week - different outlets - As from midnight last Saturday i declared a Jihad against MacDonalds, Quaky Dees, Maccas or whatever. Im so sick and fucking tired of being dicked around by these scumballs, theyve fucked up my order so many times yet have failed to compensate me for it (other restaurants have cocked up my order but they realise it and they compensate you for it), Lets see now the food at Quacky Dees is appalling - high in fat content, the workers are exploited with low wages and the service is absolutely appalling. The sad thing is McJihads is taking over the world and has already been here for 30 years. Its sad.
It seems my fellow bruvvas across the pacific are Nervous about that Knob Slob president of Iran as well After all i think he is more eviler than skeletor, hes just a sick xenaphobic bastard racist cunt who should be "wiped off the map".
Oh yeah a message to all my female fans - Happy 2/14 (14/2 or simply valentines day) to you all - I love you all xoxoxox; oh and to my male fans a BIG Restecp to you all, rock on Bruvvas \m/
CURRENT MUSIC: Deep Purple - Speed King

RHINOVIRUS AT YEAR ZERO [Monday 13 February 2006 2.41pm]

HELLO THERE, LOYAL ONES: It seems once again (but for the 1st time this year) i have been struck down by an attack of the common cold - ah well easy come easy go, a colds a cold, its more of an irritation than an illness, an annoyance rather than something that would leave you bed-ridden for 3 or 4 days, A Cold you can carry on like normal with so yeh no big deal. On the downside it teaches me not to venture into crowded 70s themed bars full of disco stu clones on Friday nights but again i could have picked it up anywhere even from just touching a coin.
Yesterday despite having a scratchy throat, i needed some 'medicine' so i ventured off to the Razza, alcohol kills germs right? WRONG!!! i shouldnt bother drinking beer when i have a cold. Anyway at the Razza i by chance bumped into one of my old flatmates for the 1st time since i moved out, One of my flatmates i heard lost his job so he had to pack up and move back to auckland with his mum and dad - this guy - we all expected - would never leave but somehow his luck turned on the darkside and he just left after his loss. But this particular ex-flatmate i was drinking with - well he is still there, all going well.
Oh yeh, my mate John is like really disturbing, he honestly scares me, he tells me all this disturbing shit. I think hes nuts - so far hes not known to be a pill - or acid - popper yet alone a drug user, but i seriously express doubts about it.
Well thats all for today, ill update tomorrow with another action packed adventure, what will i write about tomorrow, and will 'the wicked queen of narnia' be subdued and her powers to to evil severely limited occur? dont miss another exciting episode of YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - The Wizard

ALL SEAMS WELL BUT..... [Saturday 11 February 2006 3.04pm]

WELL HERE GOES: Town last night started off with a tragic comedy of errors...Kyle or T where nowhere to be seen so i headed off to Play...Only to find that Play had closed up, Oh No....My worst nightmare come true, this is a travesty!! So i was forced to look for another Bar then i heard coming from one random bar Deep Purples 'Speed King' - Seam, walked in and the bartender said "if you come back in 17 minutes the drinks would be $3" so i walked off to Coyote for around 15 then walked back to seam - Seam is like Radio Hauraki only with a bar - its probably the only bar that plays the same music that blasts out of my sound system so i drank there No-Mated for about an hour then i walk of to Check Out Boogie Wonderland - I actually give the place 4 out of 5 stars despite the fact that Boogie Wonderland is full of Disco Stu Clones and they dont play music made after 1994 - a retro club if you like, The good thing was i ended my night with Subway and it was home on the 1am bus and bed by 2.30 this morning. So overall a very good town pub crawl despite the fact that the crew where either at work, nowhere to be seen, mourning the closure of play, or broke as so they had to stay at home. And of course my cellphone is fucked so i need a new one.
Well my street is once again flooded with pot smoking hippies and an equal amount of Slutty Preps and Fucked Up Jocks and Boyracers, there seems to be something going on not far from me, a brawl betwen Hippies and Preps? Thats what i reckon, should have taken my camera to picture it and watch the 18-20 year old preppies get there asses whipped by 55-60 year old longhairs.
Shit its my dads birthday on Wednesday and disturbingly i fear that 'Jadis the Wicked Queen of Narnia' ala Crackhag will be present for much of the night. Both my sisters Hate 'The Wicked Queen of Narnia' as well, but im the only one who is waging a 'violent jihad' against her. If of all the following names - Crackhag, Skeletor, Family Destroyer, Wicked Quen of Narnia only one stands out above the rest - BITCH

DRIVE MUTHAFUCKA!!!! [Friday 10 February 2006 8.45pm]

BEFORE I LEFT FOR TOWN TONIGHT: my dad once again raises the concept "when are you going to buy another car"?. Im sick of getting into the same arguement every week, Ive told him im not going to drive again because there are too many Knob Slobs on the fucking road and for my healths sake (im trying to keep stress to as minimum as possible), thats it, finished, theres better stuff to do.
- Why should I have to put up and tolorate cuntrags who run stop signs, dont incicate, turn from the wrong lane, tailgate you, cut you off, drive too slowly in front of you when theres no passing lane or having there lights of FULL FUCKING BEAM, Despite what they Pigs say they aint on the road, i hardly see jackshit of them targeting dickhead drivers - more like people driving 3km/h over the speed limit than 30km/h over. Its all a cash cow and has made a complete mockery out of Road Safety.
- Why should I have to "donate" $60 a month in relicensing when the LTSA sell your information to 3rd party interests. Each time you relicence your car the LTSA sell your personal and private details to dickheads like Pacific Retail Finance, I suppose The LTSA staff are are also Peeping Toms as well - the CEO is a sick and perverted bastard. Its all in there Pry-vacy policy. Noye to all: next time your pulled over for not displaying a valid rego card then argue in court that you dont want your privacy being sacrified for profit by 3rd party interests.
- Why Should I have to put up with having to pay $1.40 p/l for petrol one week and $1.60 the next? when i had my pulsar $30 done the entire tank now $30 only gets you this much (not even half a tank)
So to be honest I think buying another car is a waste of time and money. After all there are cheaper environmentally friendly alternatives like healthy cycling and shit. Know What im sayin?
Oh yeh i found out why there are so much Preps in Upper Hutt this weekend - that Fast Crew/Elemeno-P concert at harcourt park, Dunno why there are so many peacenik pot smoking hippies around, maybe, as ive said, a huge show-down ALA the Grand Royal Rumble between them and the preps will be taking place, Go Hippies Woohoooooo.
Hah i just heard the funniest thing today - The Rock Report: Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols has finally recognised something that i have known for the last 12 years - Greenday are fucking Poser Pop-Stars, Rotten, accused Grangreen day (Greenday) of stealing the term punk. Johnny Rotten: "Don't try and tell me Green Day are punk. They're not, they're plonk and they're bandwagoning on something they didn't come up with themselves. I think they are phony." Note to Johnny Rotten - Well said Bruvva. Greenday have exploited it thus making a complete mockery of the term. In my words Greenday are a bunch of fucking Knob Slobs who can go screw themselves
I dont have any idea where to go tonight - Weather or not to go to The Courtaneys Arms then to Boogie Wonderland or to see one of me main geezas Kyle wherever he is at tonight, Or should i play chance and see if Bruvva Tony is around tonight - nah maybe hes still out in Upper Hutt, Quite Frankly i have no idea what he is doing tonight or should i pop by to M's - oh wait M is at work tonight. Boohooo Waaaaaah-Waaaaaaah!! Im no-mated tonight :(.

THE BATTLE OF MAIDSTONE PARK [Friday 10 February 2006 11.154am]

IT SEEMS THAT UPPER HUTT IS UNDERGOING A MASSIVE HIPPIE AND PREP INVASION: Theres all these ~~Bruvvas~~ Hippies walking past my house at the moment and disturbingly an equal numnber of Preps, I reckon theres gunna be a big battle this weekend betwen The Preps (or in 60's terms 'mods') and the Hippies, Sadly the Preps have a trick up their sleeve - So many Preps these days have stolen the Hippie Culture and are posing and dressing as hippies and - like the Punk Culture - they have made a complete mockery out of a subculture that supposed to be "in your face" and "fuck conformity". Frankly im cheering on the Real Hippies and jeering the Preps/"Poser Hippies".
I will be in town tonight, can anybody suggest a car where there aint no Preppie Jock/Boyracer or Slutty Girls (Apart from Valve where 'Bruvvas' Hang out - valve is too far to walk from the bus stop or train stn) Something more conservative, Oh puleeze dont mention Play - For some reason ive 'outgrown' Play (no offence to my otherwise favorite bartender in town Justin), Hmm Some mates of mine work as bouncers in certain bars, might check 'em out but i must be on my best behavior innit, yeeeeup. After all, The bars in Upper Hutt suck fat one, Never visit the Hutt on Fergie Drive (Thats where Pizza Hut used to be until 2000) - The Friday night Patrons there are arrogant, sadistic, "da fuck are you lookin at?", "out of my way freak", "wanna fight you homo?" cunts, but the bouncers dont care - just as long as your not a Preppie Jock/Boyracer/Wigger/Chav or Slutty Girl - They'll be quick to blame you for starting the scufle - even though the mainstream fucks started it - and let these little spoilt mainstream shits get away with everything, Thats typical of them. Dont mention the tote as nobody goes there anymore, Honestly i miss my tote days (Wicked Wednesdays/Student Night with $2 drinks back in the day).
Well the Oscars are coming up and i thought i might give you the YEAR ZERO equivilent of the oscars here are the films up for nomination.
HARRY POTHEAD AND THE GANJAS ON FIRE: Harry, Hermine and Rueben, from Bongwarts Crossing are unemployed layabouts who spend all there dole pay on Booze, tinnies* and 50 bags** Appreciate the sounds of Jefferson Airplane, MC5 and Led Zepplin and watch Cheech and Chong Movies while smoking buddha sticks and emptying the corner dairies*** coca cola and chocolate bar section with a sudden attack of the munchies - assuming they are not vegged out on the couch and cannot be bothered doing so. But when the Fuzzy Muff "destroy" the annual harvest of weed and there dealer is busted how can They score there drug of choice now? A Fucking Hillarious Comedy
THE FAMILY STONER: The Smith Family discover there son is a Jeff Spicoli Act-and-Lookalike Pothead who orders fast food in class.
And the Oscar to best film of the year goes to...............
B4 I go a little bit of politicking - Watching CNN this morning, Everybodys "favorite" Russian Leader Mr. Vladimir V. Putin is intending on inviting the new Hamas Government of Palestine to Moscow for "bilateral talks". Umm Ok..... Is this the same Vladimir V. Putin who quoted that "we shalt smoke these terrorist bastards back into the shithole and trap them inside that shithole" following the tragic siege at Beslan? and also "Russia reserves the right to attack any nation that harbours terrorists who launch attacks upon Russia and/or Russians". Seems like Putin is living in a state of confusion or he is setting double standards, Yeeup that right kids, Hamas is a terrorist organisation whos sole goal is obviously sick - to destroy Israel.
Ok beloved fans I see you all maybe monday, if not tonight, Peace Out.
CURRENT MUSIC: U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday

AM I TRIPPING HERE? [Thursday 9 February 2006 1.15pm]

AM I HAVING A DRUG FLASHBACK HERE? JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?: A 'possible' Sighting of ~~Skeletor~~ 'The Wicked Queen Of Narnia' - no dont come over and talk shit to me, just leave me the fuck alone - your my mortal archnemesis, my very own Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Osama Bin Laden or other 'Baddies' in this world'
As ive said, my house is a construction site at the moment, Too much hammering, sawing, pounding yeeup so ive come to get some peace and quiet. Hope to be back to normal 'soon', my head feels 'buzzy' from all the hammering and shit.
Due to reasons beyond my complete control, my PS2 Purchase has been put off for another week, but its worth the wait.
Last night i was going thru some old stuff and i uncovered my old Drivers License - Me at 19 - with long hair and looking like the drugged out hippie-rocker i once was, hah, so much where the days, hey what ever happened to that 'pump' bottle bong i made a few years back?? Well duh....I hiffed it years ago, it was only disposable for fear that the fuzzys would catch me 'in possession of a smoking utensil'.
Am i hallucinating here, Just What the Fuck was Going On? OMG no it cant be - You know how bus driver splay the radio occasionally on the bus journeys well on Tuesday on the way back from L/Hutt i heard some Pop Tart ruthlessly Butcher Metallicas 'Nothing Else Matters' - Her Butchered version was hysterical......WORST ~~BUTCHER~~ COVER EVER!!!! And a big FUCK YOU to whoever butchered a classic metallica song.
I just dont know what do do with myself this weekend - Town or Palmy or alternatively Home. But havin said that my home is all noise, noise, noise at the moment so yeh ill have to make plans.
Ok Folks i think ill 'peace out' now
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Fairies - Neverneverland

WHAT A FUCKING MESS [Wednesday 8 February 2006 12.36pm]

IT SEEMS ONCE AGAIN MY HOUSE HAS BECOME A CONSTRUCTION SITE: Well actually after 5 years of planning my dad is installing a new kitchen, It took us 5 years to get us this far - the concept was raied by my mum just before she passed away and now finally action is being taken.So theres a lot of drilling, sawing etc at home.
Getting my long-awaited PS2 Tomorrow, yeeehawwww.
Dunno what to do this weekend, Town? bleh, home? bleh up north? bleh, i need a vacation but dunno where. After all its fun going home from Town on a Sat/Sun morning with all the drunks and "wowie pill" poppers on the trains drunk or doped out to da max, well worth a laugh.
Oh Yeh Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Go shove it up your ass you cuntrag.
Hmm this weather is certainly the "worst episode ever" - Its pissing down in Upper Hutt and now here on Courtaney place its just as bad.
So little to say today, im outta thoughts, If i get time ill update over the next 48 hours but till then Toodily-Doodily.

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 7 [Tuesday 7 February 2006 1.17pm]

CANT THINK OF A TITLE SO ILL ADD TODAYS DATE: Hmmm...It seems i have another dose of "writers Block" but here goes.
Thats what i forgot to write yesterday - At 8.40pm Yesterday marked 2 years to the day i gave up regular smoking - Ironic as it seems as ive had the odd one since then but not lately.
Oh Yeh im am getting "real nervous" - Nervous to the fact that i have a feeling ~~Skeletor~~ The Wicked Queen of Narnia AKA Crackhag will be appearing before my house next week and this weekend, my dad is trying to force me to be nice to her? What?? ive already declared a Fatwa against her as i have always believed she has been tearing the family apart. I dont want my dad to marry this bitch or else whats the point in keeping contact with my family. Note to crackhag or should i say the Wicked Queen of Narnia Formerlly known as Skeletor - I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS BITCH Id rather be dead than have to accept This Evil Wicked Battleaxe Monster as part of my family.
OK im gunna get into some secret confessions here.
- During a 5th form Geography field trip, me and my mates where being dopey and challenged each other for a race down Mt. Vic near the bottom i slipped and landed on my arse with my ankle underneath thus i ended up spraining my ankle, I literally hobbled onto the bus where my classmates gave me a round of applause - for actually hobbling back to the bus from a large distance. I missed School for a whole week till i could walk again - properly.
- I used to run the following Websites - CANNABIS CRUSADE AOTEAROA and the Violently Anti S Club 7 S CLUB SATAN - CHILDREN OF SATAN
Ill add more stuff later.
Oh yeh This Story Makes a clear and definiative point and for the last 25 years at least, The concept of "free and compulsory education" has been made a total mockery, If were gunna have to pay for the "hidden extras" ie. uniforms stationary etc...then we may as well make schooling non-compulsory, either that or allow taxpayers to fund for these, Hey if our taxes fund army uniforms and weapons for our troops why not school uniforms?
Oh before i go - What the Hell is this supposed to mean? I mean im all for legalization of the peace herb but this is just rediculous.
CURRENT MUSIC: The Who - We dont get fooled Again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AOTEAROA [Monday 6 February 2006 2.41pm]

KIA ORA MY FELLOW COMPATRIOTS: Id like to wish all my fellow NZ'rs a very happy Waitangi Day and a Very Happy Birthday to my country Aotearoa New Zealand, celebrating her 166th birthday today.
2006 like 2005 has been an overwhelming success so far at the treaty grounds in Waitangi and the peaceful celebrations can be put in the part that now many former maori activists are now in parliament as MP's and so thus Maori are truely being represented and having a say. The only trouble - minor as it is - is the typical protests and so far they are peaceful. Otherwise id like to say that Waitangi day 2006 is an overwhelming success - This proves that we as New Zealand are growing up as a nation of different but equal people - Kia Kaha to all.
The patriotic BBQ i was to attend ive decided to not to go - after all i find my "friend" John disturbing, he says disturbing things, I think hes nuts - a pill-popper or something.
Im now on leave so thats good. But last week at work was "extremely fucking busy" but not nessecarily good. I wont go into detail as to what it was but all i could say is that it was "encrusted with filth".
DESPERATE HOUEWIVES - I declare an irreversable Fawta against this Made-for-Prime Time-TV Porn, Its a violation of gods morals and is corrupting our people with sin and encrusting society with filth, death be to this pornographic "TV Show". Now im no practising christian but i do believe in god and so much filth and sin plagues society.
Ok i forgot what i was gunna say ill remember it and post it tomorrow so in the meantime peace to y'all - wait oh yeh - Crosby Stills and Nash Kick major ass
CURRENT MUSIC: Deep Purple - Space Truckin.

DISTURBING INTELLIGENCE [Friday 3 February 2006 4.37pm]

I HAD TO HEAR FROM A MATE TODAY: Some Disturbing News - I wont be at Liberty to go any further so i think ill just sit back and cry. On the other hand my mate is known to ~~exaggerate~~ Bullshit so at this stage i dont think there is any need to cry, After all my mate is a complete asshole anyway cos of his ability to tell all this "Coddywaddle".
Oh some happier and rather hillarious news - Lee Tamahori famous for such Pictoflicks as Once Where Warriors and What Becomes of a Broken Hearted. Was caught soliciting gay sex - while in Drag - to an undercover Fuzzy in Los Angeles, Hahahaha - I dont think ill cry now.
Oh yeh to a more sadder note - 75 years ago today in the Hawkes Bay City of Napier (for all those outside New Zealand) a 7.9 earthquake rocked this coastal city and with the subsequent fire destroyed the city of Napier and Hastings. in total 256 people lost there lives and for 48 years - until the crash of That DC10 (Air New Zealand 901) in the antarctic was NZ's worst disaster (of course discount the 1918 flu pandemic as Flu kills 600 people per annum in NZ)
AT work last night it seemed the Rock played Sex Pistols songs over and over, Of course i love the Sex Pistols as much as any of my favorit bands out there, but the announcer then jogged my memory - FEBRUARY 2 1979 - Sid Vicious was found dead from an OD of smack, a suicide after it was alledged he killed his wife Nancy the previous year - after all these allegations have never been proven beyond all reason of doubt.
In my trail of sadness from that "nasty shock" my mate gave me i think ill sadly trod to work. I am on R&R Next week so at least it will give me time to recover from that nasty shock my mate gave me. Also to "buy up" on durable electronic goods of which ive been saving for. Before i go its waitangi day on Monday - a festival of patriotism, in fact io might go to my mates (yes the one who gave me that nasty shock 45 minutes ago) for a "patriotic BBQ" - Kiwi Beers, Kiwi Food all the goodness to celebrate being a Kiwi on our National Day.
Till next week Ka Kite ano. And if i dont Update on our National Day of Patriotism then I Wish all my fellow compatriots a VERY HAPPY WAITANGI DAY
CURRENT MUSIC: U2 - One Tree Hill

HURRY ALONG NOW..... [Thursday 2 February 2006 4.32pm]

IM GOING TO BE BRIEF TODAY: As i lack time before work, anyway so here goes.
MY NEW MORTAL NEMESIS

This Guy is the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Hes a puny Fick little bell-end. He is more evil than the Crackhag (whom ive decided to rename "The Wicked Queen of Narnia" rather than Skeletor), After all i dont think Crackhag would want to go psycho and nuke every country on earth. So i give the BIG GO FUCK YOURSELF to this sick little racist fuck.
Ok bubye to all for today ill see if i can squeeze in time tomorrow.
CURRENT MUSIC: Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

IT WAS A YEAR AGO TODAY [Wednesday 1 February 2006 3.12pm]

IT WAS ONE YEAR AGO TODAY: When the Internet world as we knew it changed for the better, 3000 people where not yet 'empowered' by the up and coming revolution when all of a sudden a young man about to leave his labouring job for a better one involving "enforcement" created this blog out of the remnants of the old and now defunct LUCIFER-SAM.COM. Now 365 days later 3000 people have been 'empowered' and have had there minds opened by the revolution of which became known as YEAR ZERO - Today February 1 2006 Marks YEAR ONE. But we are still the same, only a new design.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEAR ZERO AND HAPPY YEAR ONE TO ALL

I Would like to thank-diddly-ank ALL my beloved fans out there for making Year Zero the way it is over the past year, surely enoug some content has been of controversial value but its you the fans that have made this website possible - I love absolutely each and every one of you - RESTECP to you all.
Also The Following bands that have given us the Soundtrack (sorry - not on the market but each individual artist has an album or 17) - Black Sabbath, Jethro Tull, Deep Purple, Led Zepplin, Heart, Chicago, Jimi Hendrix, Uriah Heep, The Sex Pistols, Blue Cheer, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Pantera, George Thoroughgood and the destroyers, Cream, The Yardbirds, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Nirvana, Guns and Roses plus other classic rock groups of which have helped maybe inspire you to at least check out a few of there many great songs.
Much RESTECP to all my non-internet friends as well - Bruvva Tony, Justin from Play, Paul, Carl, Hayley, 'M', Tim R, Alesha S, Kyle and all the other "harbour city Massiv" - RESTECP to you all and ill sees you on the West Side - Peace.
In Exactly one year from today ill be saying the same stuff but with Year Two instead of Year One. We have a busy year ahead of us. So mellow back and learn to RESTECP your values - Peace out Folks - Respekt.
Shit Before i go for the day, i give you Jaauarys Archives for those who decide to care enough about the past, The old design has been "time capsuled" or temporarily censored Until Further Notice but some time in the future ill add it to the Year Zero Archivial Footage.
CURRENT MUSIC: Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath