YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

I Will Win [Thursday 27 April 2006 1.00pm]

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT: I Will triumph in my ongoing Jihad against the Crackhag, she has well and truely destroyed my family and is widening the rift between me and my dad by the day. The day Crackhag is out of my family i will be partying in the streets. As ive said this before, ill fight her on the beaches, ill fight her in the streets, ill fight her in the fields. Always when i play GTA San Andreas i command that CJ Character to punch all the cars, Obviously id never do this bullshit in real life but of course that is a good way of releasing your utter hatred feelings towards some outsider who is destroying my family. Fuck i hate you Crackhag you fucking bitch - go to fucking hell.

Well i finally renewed my d/l - of course i was never intending too as i pledged id never drive again cos of the vast number of cuntrags on the road, i mean think of it - i dont see police cracking down on slow drivers, tailgaters, running stop signs, failing to use indicators, running padestrian crossings, of course all of this is so common in Upper Hutt our corrupt police dpt, dont give a fuck. Anyway i had to renew it cos they need somebody to man the truck at nights, Anyway ive always rubbished any claim that 'driving at night is more dangerous than driving during the day' - night times see fewer cuntrags on the road and if there where you can see them coming, ive always hated driving during the day because of the cuntrag behavior displayed by some drivers (and 95% of upper hutt drivers)

I think i might go home now, there wont be an update till prolly tuesday or wednsday next week so till then ill keep you all amused with

Cheaper By the 1/2 Dozen [Wednesday 26 April 2006 12.12pm]

FINALLY I CAN SIT DOWN AND TAKE SOME R&R: For a couple of days without my old division ringing me up at some stupid hour saying "we urgently need personnel down at so-and-so cos so-and-so is sick or is a no-show", Finally i am no longer regarded as a second rate substitute now i have switched divisions, only one minor obstacle and im doing this today - Id never thought you'd all hear me say this but i am actually deciding to renew my drivers license as ill be doing random street runs at night, i guess thats ok cos at night there fewer dickheads on the road and peoples arrogant driving behavior is one of the main reasons (the main is the skyrocketing petrol prices), why ive previously said i wont drive again. I guess you can say im no longer a security guard but more of a "city warden" if you like. Anyway onto the title - i think tonight as im on a strict budget ill stick with the 1/2 dozen beers rather than a full dozen, but next week ill be back into buying the fridgemate cans again.

NEW WORD OF THE DAY: SHAV - Orig, Hutt Valley 2000s' Is an off-shoot of the British term CHAV, however the term Shav is often abbreviated State House Adolescent Vermin. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes such as burberry / burkley or sportswear, an uneducated, uncultured, impoverished background, a tendency to congregate around places such as fast-food outlets, Pedestrian Malls, Nightclubs or shopping areas, Music Shavs listen mostly Rap/Hip Hop/R&B and Dance or whatever is flavor of the month and on the top 40 charts. The Chav wears such clothing as Hoodies (often worn over baseball caps), low-rider jeans, and brand name athletic shoes (nike), The Shavette wears heavy amounts of make-up, sports a fake tan and 'slut straps' (known as the Council-house facelift or in this part of the world 'state house' or 'hutt valley' Face-lift, goes around in low-cut tops and ultra short skirts (occasionally wearing legless tights underneath) or really short shorts. Nick Names for Shavvys include Neds, spides, Boyracers, Hutt Sluts, Supre Clones, Glassons Sluts, you name it. The Shav often possesses a minor criminal record (drug possession, common theft and assault) and is quite often seen hanging outside a courthouse awaiting a hearing.

I wonder why im calling 'Shavs' Preppies although Preps and Shavs are remarkably similar. Want to know about the English version of Shavs? (theyre called Chavs) then This Site has all about Chavs and Shavs

OK Enough about blabbing on about a dispicable and vile subculture that hails from the Hutt Valley a little known fact is that Upper Hutt has the highest rate of Teen Pregnancies and Teen mums in the entire country, could it be to do with this 'Shavvy Culture?' Also Upper Hutts crime rate esp. amongst youth is going up - this proves once and for all that Upper Hutt has a discipline problem. Ive said this before and ill say it again UPPER HUTT CAN GO EAT SHIT FOR BREKKIE, LUNCH AND TEA

Relations between me and my dad have slightly improved since Monday even though i clearly and utterly HATE crackhag but yeh in a few weeks i hope that Crackhag becomes a distant memory ("nightmare") and then gradually fades from my mind but ill always think of Crackhag as 'the one that brought evil into my family'.

B4 I go - OMG Deep Purple ar eplaying tonight, i wish, oh how i wish i had the tickets and mo-money to go and see this kick-ass band, ah well so much for matters of principal.

Ill u/d tomorrow till then Toodles.

CURRENT MUSIC: Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

Jihad on the Antichrist PtI [Saturday 22 April 2006 12.09pm]

LAST NIGHT: I told my dad what i really think of the Crackhag/The Antichrist and he was furious, now where calmed down im going to tell him "i want to bail out of this family". Practically i feel my own family are turning against me and i think its best for both me and my dad if i bail out of the family, i dont know if ill ever maintain contact with them again, but of course the culprit lies in one person - Crackhag, she hes torn my family apart and created a huge rift between me and mt father, so i think its best that i bail out of my family and look for a life of complete independance. But it'll be from The week May 1 onwards as i should have sufficient funds to get myself a studio apartment somewhere in town, im looking around as i speak.
Anyway ive just been up to see my mums grave i was literally bawling my eyes out, a complete breakdown, If mum was only still here then crackhag would never be in existance. I think crackhag is truely the Antichrist, the mistress of vermin ive been waging war on here since she appeared into my family, i dont want anything to do with this destroyer and i gravely fear she will become my step-mother of course its not such a stupid notion considering my creepy friend John told me all this back in february, i thought he was all - as he normally is - all bullshit at first but im starting to actually believe him for once.
I feel like my family have thrown 1000 spears into my back, i only blame one person - Crackhag, and i fucking hate your fucking guts bitch, go to fucking hell.

WEEKEND AT BURNSYS [Friday 21 April 2006 1.04pm]

ALOHA ALL: With the downturn of work this week, Its no wonder im transferring divisions with set and stable hours per week in addition to better pay, i cannot wait until May 3s Payday when i should have a substantial sum of cash upon me.
I have no idea what ill be doing this weekend, budget cutbacks have forced me to drink at 'the bus stop bar'. (Note: this may not be for long as some dickhead city councillor is proposing a liquor ban in Upper Hutt - Its thank god that bars are now smokefree or ther'd be fucking hell to pay, this dickhead councillor is a common bloodstained criminal - listen up fool its the UNDER 18s that are causing the problem with drunkeness, kick these little shits of the street and not adult drinkers who prefer to save money and enjoy the fresh air by avoiding such 'vipers nest' bars as the hip and trendy Prep and Chav infested Hut Sports Cafe. Im prepared to declare a Jihad on any proposed liquor ban that is enacted in this otherwise fucked up hicksville shitdump).
Yesterday i caught up with Bruvva Tim of whom i havent seen in ages. Now Bruvva Tim was telling me hes moved away from the drug scene but still manages the odd toke every now and then - all this when 5 or 6 years ago both of us never expected each other to severely limit our cannabis intake, of course its been what 18 months since my last buddha stick, turn back the clock for crissake i miss the days of toking at Maidstone park, Tunnel Gully forest track, Karapoti forest, at home etc etc......
Oh speaking of Karapoti, on monday i actually went back on the Hippie Trail of which i frequently took as a young scuzzed out student, all that area from the Akatarawa Rd/Gemstone Drive intersection up past Karapoti turn-off is what is known as the Hippie Trail, So much has changed in the 3 years since i was last up there.
Today i saw my soon to be ex shift partner in u/hutt he had a plate of fish and chips to give out of which i was happy to accept, ive never really ate fish and chips while standing in the middle of Russell St but hey for what its worth, i decided to do so.
OK Crew it may well be tuesday before the next update, i should have my spin-off site ready by late next week, judging motivation and conflicting thoughts over design issues, until then Byediddlyaye.
CURRENT MUSIC: Bruce Springstein - Born to Run

HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL [Thursday 20 April 2006 4.33pm]

HEY POTHEADS - HAPPY 4/20: I hope your all out having a nice quiet smoke as i write free from the tyrannical criminals who oppose your peaceful activities and wish to crack down on your harmless herb, i support your cause for legalization of something that has nothing to do with other people, if you want to put THC in your body then its up to you, its far safer than Alcohol and/or Nicotine and THC doesnt kill unlike the former 2 drugs.
In regards to the wrongful conviction of a guy who stood up to his daughters bullying problem, im considering sending this guy a letter of support in the mail - telling him dont give up the fight against a treasonous and corrupt justice system in this country, having been a victim of this terrible crime myself, i dont know what i would have done. The school concerned should be closed by the ERO. Principal John Bagma and Teacher concerened struck off the teaching register for failing to deal with the problem assertively as well as facing criminal carges for "failing to deal with the problem". if they can expel a student for possessing the tiniest amount of weed then why not expel somebody for knocking somebody over, even to the point where they have to spend the night in hospital. Also that Sentancing Judge should also face criminal charges for miscarriage of justice and be struck off the national law practising register - You Sick Freak, i suppose you also go easy on murders and harsh on cannabis smokers as well as people who defend themselves from assault and in this case a father who deals with the problem rather than the schools or police. - Screw you ya sick Fuck Bastard!! Its also sickening to hear that if the police can arrest somebody for assaulting another person in the street why not in schools - F.T.P, Principal John Bagma - shame on you, shame you - should be struck off the teaching register for your criminal ignorance, and Childrens Commissoner Cindy Kiros comments are absured considering jackshit is done except a "20 minute lunchtime detention" rather than expulsion and referral to the police is the maximum punishment for schoolyard attacks.
Its all this BS that makes me think unless schools and the police work more together to fight the bullying problem with prosecutions and expulsions then a student somewhere in NZ will be prepared to take the law into his own hands and we will end up with something as bad as columbine on NZ shores, we dont want that here.
Well i start my new division on monday so im looking forward to that, it works as a 4x11 shift with 2 days off, again 'mums the word' as to what it exactly is but its high profile - even more so than my old division, so i guess telling you online would be spilling the beans.
Dunno what ill be doing this weekend, maybe working, maybe not but all eyes ar eon next week when i start my new division, in any case i better head along to work now so ill CU All later. Toodles.

And sometimes i wonder why [Wednesday 19 April 2006 4.26pm]

THERE COMES A TIME WHERE SOCEITY IS DEMED TO HYPOCRITICAL TO BE RECOGNISED: Just What the Fuck Has this Guy done wrong? all he done 'wrong' was take affirmative action against his daughters attacker when The schools and police chose to turn a blind eye, it makes my blood boil that schools have every right to expel a student who is in possession of a cannabis joint but the worst they can give a student who attacks another is just a good telling off, sadly in this (and many other cases of bullying) A Good telling off was never done, the teachers and police chose to pass it buy, Its this i wonder why there hasnt been a high-school shooting as of yet in New Zealand While i absolutely condemn violence of any kind, I believe with schools turning a blind eye to this kind of behavior events such as the one seen at Columbine (which occured exactly 7 years ago tomorrow) or Jonesbrough AK, maybe seen in New Zealand.
OK not much more to write today except i missed the Rolling Stones yesterday :(, thanks to that person who outbidded my trademe bid...grrrrrr, to that person - I Hope You Enjoyed Yourself and i hope your happy..grrrrrr.

BETTER GET USED TO IT [Tuesday 18 April 2006 4.18pm]

GOING HOME FROM MY MEETING I OBSERVE: BP, Shell and Caltex have risen petrol to a whopping $1.67.9c p/l - Better get used to it guys, tear up your drivers licences theres no need to drive a car again. come the week May 16-23 She will be $2 p/l. I Guess higher petrol prices are a good thing in a way, The road toll will be lower and fewer people using cars thus padestrians will feel more comfertable and less of an oppressed "second class citizen".
Im so pissed off with myself - I missed out on seeing the Rolling Stones live tonight, if only, if only i won that Trademe war and got those cheap as tickets 'under my thumb', I wont be 'dancin in the street' or doing the 'jumpin jack flash' tonight, however in a positive aspect i guess you can say 'you cant always get what you want' even if 'its just a shot away' - i still missed out.
I think i might do a little bit more work on my spin-off site before heading home, in any case ill update yous all in the next day or two till then Toodles.
CURRENT MUSIC: Rolling Stones - Just a shot away

SO WHAT DID I DO TODAY?.... [Tuesday 18 April 2006 12.23pm]

SO WHAT DID I DO TODAY?: Slashed 30% from my Weekly Budget - yeees, Bewitched Marathon - Yeees, Hunting for Lincolns Gold - No Wait. Well it seems the first 2 is what i did but the good news - I Finally got that divisional transfer i was hoping for so that was all good - what it is must you ask? Im keeping it 'mums the word' at the moment however its probably more high-profile than my previous divisions.
Anyway due to the minimal amount of hours i worked last week ive slahed my weekly budget by up to 30% so my Spin-Off site will be taking longer to produce, hang in there though now ive transferred divisions i should have mo-money hopefully this week my hours should have improved.
I Think i might celebrate the new beginnings at work, anyway im more than happy this has occured so im gunna give myself a huge RESTECP. Yippie-Yippie-Yay-Yay....
OMG - Ali G indahouse is on again next week - Yeeehaaaaaaa........my favorite all time movie, I Better hook up the TV in my room with the aerial (i use the tV for my PS2) that way it wont clash with that dispicably immoral Filthbag Desperate Housewives of which features at the same time and that both my 2 sisters and father watch.
I might go home and listen to some CCR then Black Sabbath So ill leave you all to enjoy till l8r on this week....WESSYDE.

On a Happier Post [Monday 17 April 2006 2.30pm]

OK GUYS IM BACK: Sorry i was just feeling a bit paranoid.
Just going through a line of discovery, I came across a weird and whacky article throughout this world, OK Its 6 months old but why not....A Man Threatens a Jihad on Burger King because an ice cream sold to him resembled The Symbol for "Mighty Allah".
Maybe he can join the "Global Holy War On McDonalds" because there service and food - like BKs - Is utter crap, BK (and McDonalds) dont even use gloves when making there burgers, no wonder weve got a bird flu epidemic threatening us.
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Warning

WORST...EASTER...EVER [Monday 17 April 2006 1.55pm]

HELLO THERE FELLOW FANS: I am here of course to announce that it has been by far thee worst...easter...ever, i suggest you do as i have and give it a ZERO. I was expecting it to be a family orientated one but instead It centered around my mortal nemesis. I hold grave fears for the rest of the year, having said that I am now on the brink of another civil war myself against myself.
I sometimes wonder why i havent gone back to my old ways pre-february 2004, having regrouping into a another major crisis is coming up.
Apart from That, On Thursday Night i took time out and watched some quality Television - I watched The Seed of Chucky on Sky, it was a change from the Simpsons - yeh that espisode will be back on again - 500 times over.
Oh yeh...Hutt Valley Teenagers Suck Ass, just before i was crossing the road and some dickhead teenager tries and blocks my path i said to him "Fuck off Dickhead next time you do that ill declare a Jihad on you and your fucked up friends". No reaction from this fucker nor his bitchcrew mates... just walks off into westfield.
Im only out this arvo to escape my mortal nemesis who i have long declared a Jihad upon.
FUCK!!! Its the Rolling Stones concert tomorrow, i so really wanted to go, hadnt i lost that Trade Me War,
Urgh My Paranoid and Master of Reality CDs are scratched to the max what the fucks does "youyouyouyouyouyou inininininin " Mean? Im sure Ozzy Osbourne and Tony Iommi never wrote this?. Hmm i think i can get them fixed for $7 at that video store on Queen St (Upper Hutt, Not Auckland) Might take my Grateful dead one along as well
CURRENT MUSIC: Grand Funk Railroad - Some Kind of Wonderful

BREAKING NEWS: ****Good news has come my way**** [Thursday 13 April 2006 3.15pm

HELLO FOLKS: Just when i was about to hand in my resignation letter i recieve some exciting News at work. Hey ive just shredded up my resignation case, Ive decided to stay in my current Job...All is going to be OK. Funnily enough last night i dreamt that i was signing on to something concerning work. Maybe it was a sign that something good was to come. My spin-off site?? work has once again restarted its taught me NOT to work on it at the UH Public library where all my work was erased last time. Okily Dokily folks i think ill say bye-diidly-aye for today, have a happy easter and ill see you all next week till then Bubye-bys.

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL [Thursday 13 April 2006 11.22pm

ON BEHALF OF MYSELF: Id like to wish all of my fans and casual readers a very happy Easter, but keep it safe and dont do anything silly.
My Uncle and Aunt must have seen all the action Massive As Police Raid in a quiet Christchurch Suburb. They musnt have been too far from where it all happened.
MAYORAL HYPOCRISY - In yesterdays Upper Hutt weekly Community Newspaper The Leader Our Mayor Wayne Guppy was speaking of the current plans to change our Liquor Laws. He quotes that "drugs are more of a problem than booze". WTF?? Is this the same Wayne Guppy that Once Peddled Drugs far more dangerous than the ones he was mentioning? Or has the effects of working with these drugs he was once selling finally got to his brain? (note: Guppy was a Pharmacist before he became Mayor). Either Wayne Guppy sis scheming Hypocrite or the latter reason has applied. However what hes saying about the liquor laws being changed seems true - regardless of what the drinking age is weather its 18, 20, 16, 25 or 40, Its not going to change the current climate of 'binge culture' in New Zealand (of which i solely blame the Temperance Movement in the 1910s for - pressuring the Government to introduce draconian liquor laws (ie. 6pm closing) that encouraged rapid excessive alcohol consumption. Its only been 38 and a half years since the six o'clock swill ended, a law that lasted 50 years and its gunna take 50 years before everything is back to normal again, the damage is caused by not the drinker but past governments seeded by the Temperance movement who of note almost turned NZ into a US Styled prohibition about the same time as the USA Prohibited alcohol). This bullshit about the drinking age being increased serves as vile hypocrist esp how the government allows somebody as young as 17 to join the army, navy and air force (whatever little is left of it) and as young as 18 to go to war and come home in a body bag (Naenae and Karori cemetary has loads of tombstones of 18-20 y.o's killed in WWII). Why not increse the age to join the army to 21?
Oh yeh those neo-rightist liberal pigs can go to hell when it comes to the Easter Trading bill - Apart from desecrating religion, its going to cost retailers more in wages with time and a half and thus they will have to add a surcharge to the price of there goods. Profit should never exceed religion. And on the subject ad-free good friday and easter sunday, now that is all a load of codswallop - TV Promos (of which i believe are more of an annoyance than ads cos they tend to hold up the TV Show coming on next) is classified as advertising so why are they allowing it when other ads cannot show?
Hmm what else have i got to say? practically nothing except ive added a new link to another persons blog- About Petone Do Check it out. if i have time ill update on saturday if not maybe early next week, till then folks have a safe and happy easter Bubyebyez.

KICKING BUTT [Wednesday 12 April 2006 2.12pm

AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE: Hone Harawira is high on the list of being one of my favorite politicians, primarily because he knows how to speak the truth, and Hats off to Mr. Harawira again for calling for Tobacco to be completely banned by 2010. Finally we can see a politician who is calling for such a deadly and highly addictive alakoid that is basically freely avaliable to anybody (For all you overseas readers - In New Zealand it is only illegal to SELL tobacco to an under-18, Under 18s can still buy and consume it without fear of instant fines like with drinking alcohol and people buying tobacco for minors also escape punishment unlike alcohol). I Smoked for 7 years, starting at 17 and giving it up when i was 24. We should have thought of banning tobacco 9 years ago when i first started.
In saying that we can go gradual, Tobacco needs to be treated like alcohol - enforced age restrictions instant fines for Minors BUYING and CONSUMING as well as huge fines for those who supply tobacco to minors as well as the unscrupulous shopkeepers who dont give a fuck about the law. Tobacco should only be avaliable in places where minors cannot get hold of them ie. bottle stores - and ban them completely from dairies, magazine outlets etc. The age to purchase cigarettes should be raised to 21. Once all those measures are in place then a gradual phase out of Tobacco take place so by December 2010 Tobacco is no longer avaliable in NZ. hey it works in Bhutan
in other news: Today ive been sending away job apps and shit. When i get home im going to call up my boss and ask for some extra shifts, if all else fails, to a new job i set sail. Now my ex-permanent site is in another companys possession, i think a change of career would suit me wonders.
No plans this weekend except easter - family of course predominates. Im a bit pissed off with my dad, he said hed spend easter day with us but not good friday. I can only blame one person - The Crackhag -I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS CRACKHAG, MAKE IT EASY ON YOSELF AND LEAVE MY FAMILY, YOUVE WRECKED IT TO THE POINT OF JUST ABOUT NO REPAIR. I go all sad when i think about it.
Ive noticed ive been eating alot of crappy stuff lately, fortunatly my metabolism remains stable and i havent really gaine dmuch weight. Its like when i gave up smoking, during the 1st few weks i became very hungry and lived for food and more food (most of it junk). SO tonight im cooking myself some Butter Chicken and rice, good aye!!! Anyway thats it for now, i think ill go home, and if i have time mow the laws and go to the pub (pay day) so till next time - RESTECP. - Ceeu
CURRENT MUSIC: Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman

UH-OH SPAGHETTIOS PTII [Tuesday 11 April 2006 1.50pm

BUGGER!!!!!: Going to work on my spin-off site, i noticed the disk where all my work was saved upon has been completely wiped. WTF?? Stupid U/H Public LIbrary Computers, I fight you all for wiping my work, Now im gunna have to start my work all over again from scratch. Why the hell does the U/H Public library have computers that wipe saved to disc programs? Due to the vast amounts of restrictions on my home PC (Thanks to my sisters 'red china' policy with my home PC) I cant even work on HTML programs OFFLINE at home. My sister wants to run the family PC with her 'red china' or 'Islamic republic of Iran' Rules, ironically its really my dads PC so shouldnt my dad be setting the rules not my sister?.
Well im sending my CV out to more places, unless i can get some more hours at work "very soon" then im quitting my job. Ive applied for road-works, other security cos, even other divisions at work but the latter to no avail. Im so accustomed to shift work that im looking at a job that is not a monday-friday 8-4 sorta shit.
Petrol Prices are up again - can you ppl telling me to get a car please quit saying that all im gunna say to you is "its a fucking waste of time and money, petrol will soon be $2 p/l so get with it - owning a car is a waste of money nowadays".
George W. Bush can go screw his mother. How come the USA Can possess all the nuclear warheads in the world but is threatening Iran over its own Nuclear development program, Surely The Iranian President is a dickweed cuntrag but George Bush is also one. The Slution to this crisis is simple - EVERY COUNTRY possessing nuclear weapons decommission them, Including and especially the USA which has more nuclear weapons than any other country combined and currently remains the only country to have ever used them on another country - Twice.
OK Folks ill see you all l8r, i now retire to the hobby of playing GTA san andreas so ill C U all. F'aa
CURRENT MUSIC: Jefferson Airplane - Somebody to love

HELLO EVERYBODY - I AM BACK [Monday 10 April 2006 12.06pm

HI-HO FOLKS: Well im back and not a moment too soon, In fact my spin-off site is almost ready but still needs some work but i think i can juggle both this site and the spin of site together.
So how'd it all go?
Good i should have it up buy weeks end. The page im working on is a spin-off to one of my many subpages on here, ill leave you all figuring out what its gunna be but at the moment, its surprise so mums the word on this.
OK Ill be back tomorrow - just to let you all know im OK - too busy working on my new website
CURRENT MUSIC: Jimi Hendrix - Look over yonder

THE ANSWERPHONE IS ON [Thursday 6 April 2006 12.39am

YOU HAVE REACHED THE BLOG OF CHRIS: We are out of Service from Between Midnight NZST Thursday 6 April 2005 Until Midnight Wednesday 12 April As we work on the Long awaited Spin off site your bound to enjoy as much as this page. But dont fret Check back often as i could post earlier than intended and with my new spin-off site having completed it much earlier than originally intended.
Oh yhe did i mention - on my way home from work this morning there was this geezer outside the courtaney east bus terminus sniffing glue and drinking what appeared to be turpentine or something?? No doubt he was also whacked out on tranqs as well. Oh yeh i tried to get a pic of blanket man for wallpaper for my new phone but my phone went dead due to lack of battery and Blanket man just walked by and out of sight.
Just before i go - a BIG "Screw You" to the Fri/Sat night patrons of The Hut bar in Upper Hutt - Look at yooz Pathetic Slutty Prep Bitchs, Boyracers, Booner-Chavs and Jocks (Note: the bouncer there used to be a mate of mine a few years back during 'tote days' but since hes gone over to the Hut, hes now just the arch-typical Prep/Jock - Airheaded and Weak minded, and ive since been at odds with him.) So the Hut and its Preppie patrons can just go fuck itself.
OK my beloved crew - I am out for now We ar eon autopilot whilst the Spin-off site is being designed, till next week - Arohanui from Chris.
CURRENT MUSIC: Dead Kennedys - Buzzbomb

WELL IVE BEEN CRYING LATELY [Wednesday 5 April 2006 10am

WELL NOT LITERALLY: But i am very sad, upset and depressed that Dad wont be spending easter with us - instead he choses to spend it with That Evil Scum Bitch ALA Crackhag, Apart from her being an evil wicked old hag of a bitch She is a Family destroyer and i feel she has plagued me with bad luck since she met my father.
I ShallFight her on The Beaches
I Shall Fight her in the Streets
I Shall fight her in the parks
I Shall fight her in the Fields
Crackhag - You wanna get slapped Bitch? Come on fool run away. Make it easier on yourself and run away bitch, Your just a pathetic bitch - I Fucking hate your guts you evil Wicked witch. Screw you Bitch.
Urgh i dont know if im getting a stomach bug but im running to the bogs like anything - maybe its too much coffee (i cant live without a minimum 5 cups a day thats prolly why) I wont describe the graphic nature of this online.
Ahhh home from work time i think ill have the leftover beers in my fridge and listen to some CCR before i go to bed and head back to work tonight, Until tonight when I will 'close off' for a week Toodles.

CH-CH-CH-CHANGES [Wednesday 5 April 2006 12.28am]

TODAY IVE MADE UP MY MIND: Ive decided to go for a change of jobs, theres certain issues at work that are pissing me off to da max at the mo. However i am staying on until i actually get another Job - as always, cos i dont want to go back to being a ~~Daytime TV Critic~~ oops i mean Dole Bludger.
I decided i wont proceed with the Johnny Rotten Infographic, somethings can be just too controversial and i do not want to create any such at this stage.
OK there wont be much action here for at least the next week - this is cos i will be busy working on the Year Zero Spin off Site However i will endeavor my best to update this time tomorrow before i toddle off to work but that will be the last post for about a week and hopefully by then i should have my spin-off site ready so do keep popping by just in case i have this new site ready, ill definatly post it up here when ive finished.
Something i should mention - Our next Gov. Gen will be Anand Satyanand, Who the Fuck is He? What has he done to contribute to NZ society? Gov. Gens shold be of people who have contributed far and large to the development of this country rather than some judge whom until monday afternoon i had never even heard of. Gov. Gens who have contributed far and large to this country include - Cyril Freyburg (master and commander of the 2nd NZEF 1939-45) Lord Arthur Porrit (Paris Olympic Hero 1924) Sir Keith Holyoake (PM 1957 and 1960-1972)
Rolling Stones concert update: When i first heard the rolling stones where coming to wellington I was "Dancing in the Street", However $200 per head ticket Prices is a bit of a bitch but i know "Its Just a Shot Away" if i save a bit of cash and I will have them "Under My Thumb" in no time, If not then i Guess "You Cant always get what you want" but you "cant get no satisaction" when one of your favorite bands are coming to town in 2 weeks.
Ok loyal ones i better let yooz all sleep I know me for one have become a zombie - Work by Night, sleep by day - raaaaaaaaahhh....haha

HOLY FRIJOLIES [Monday 3 April 2006 11.45am]

DIJA JUST SEE THAT: BP Has hiked its petrol prices to 162.7c Per Litre - Its just as fucking well i no longer drive (when i did prices averaged 105c p/l), i reckon with current trends Petrol will be $2 p/l come May 1 this year so thus frankly buying another car is just a waste of time and money.
Theres this little Maori boy who lives in my neighborhood, Hes about 13 or 14. I think he has alot of potential in his life to become...hmmm, maybe Prime Minister, Governor General or Say Chief Judge of the Supreme Court but lately he has ben heading down a path of destruction - Drunkeness, Smoking and Drugs. As i say this boy has a whole heap of potential in him he doesnt know he has and i am worried about this "boy next door" becoming a crime prospect...or worse with his self destructive behavior.
Oh Yeh Im finding Rod Stewarts Music more kick ass than ever....Young Turks kicks ass as does "The Killing of Georgie". Thanks GTA San Andreas for helping me re-discover 'The Boy with an Ugly Mug once married to a kiwi supermodel'.
Oh yeh im hunting down some Cheap as Tickets to The Rolling Stones I have 2 weeks to find $200 or so for the concert.
12.06pm: Oh a late Change - Seig Heil Mein Fuhrer John Howard Your nothing more than a totalitarian Prick who is turning the 'Great Western Island' into a Dictatorship (no offence towards my Aussie Fans) with your Idiotic Brand of Nazidom - Hey Mr. Howard - You wanna get slapped Bitch? Come on Fool Runaway, Make it easier on yoself and Run Away Bitch. I know for sure that John Howard will soon create institutions like The Howard Youth (note: ill make an infographic on this) and Hurl all opponents into labor camps - Fuck 'Mein Fuhrer Howard' and his bullshit.
CURRENT MUSIC: Heart - Barracuda

NOW IVE GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST... [Saturday April 1 2006 11.01PM]

NOW IVE GOT THAT RANT ABOUT UPPER HUTT: Off my chest I think i can settle for more happier posts.
So.....How is everybody? I start work in 3 hours so i think i have time for another post.
Sorry im just bored at the moment Its saturdya night and i have to work but thats all cool, i get mon and tue as weekends for once. While most of you head for work on Monday morning, i head home and begin what is rightfully mine for the 1st monday and tuesday in 10 months.
Nevermind the change of career thats on the cards......Ill let you all know how i go.
Oh Yeh my spin off project is well on the way, should have it up and running Tuesday so keep your eyes peeled for it.

UPPER HUTT [Saturday April 1 2006 10.16pm]

ODE TO MY HOMETOWN:
Upper Hutt is The Asshole of the World - Apart from what 40 or so people (friends, family ex-flatmates, ex-landlord, Workmates, Neighbors - i dub them the 'chosen ones') The remaining 36,960 people are Arrogant stuck up little Cuntrags. downtown Upper Hutt resembles the typical shithole of the earth, oh yeh that mall theyre putting in, still it bound to be all shitty with like the last mall - Jackshit. Oh and ive gripped about those horse replicas all around Upper Hutt, Its a pathetic marketing ploy that pissess me off.
The Driving in U/H is absolutely appalling - Drivers appear to get there licences by picking them up from the gutter. They fail to stop at pedestrian xings, or if they do stop ON them rather than behind them to allow pedestrians through, Drivers dont signal or stop at stop signs. Its this type of arrogant behavior which provokes road rage I havent heard of any cases lately in U/Hutt but i dont think that one is far off.
Where the young people drink? a Place Called THE HUT - A Shitty whorish Chav filled 'vipers Nest' Bar that plays shitty top 40 "music" and cRap/R&Bullshit. The patrons @ the Hut are those typical of "da fuck are you lookin at boy", "wanna take this outside cunt?" or "get away from me ya freak. The Huts regular crowd are 'Booners' (The Male Chav (gangsta wannabes/wiggas) and Boyracer) and 'Hutt Sluts' (Supre and Glassons clones). There attitudes are absolutely sickening, arrogant and snobbish. Its these people i so violently want to lay to waste and the world is better off without them.
Compare this to dowtown wellington where even the most hardcore Prep (both male and female) are the friendly easy going bunch, there easy to relate to and even though I am violently anti-Prep, the downtown Wellington ones appear to be the most friendliest (except for those booner boyracers in there lowrider cars - typical arrogant cuntrags). Maybe i can declare Wellington city at least a "Ceasefire zone" in my war on preps due to the fact that so many "preps" in town are friendly easy going sorts (except for the boyracer variety).
As for Upper Hutt - It can go eat shit, I could Declare a Jihad on my hometown but opt not too, However this is a final warning for Upper Hutt residents to shape up and quit your arrogant self-righteous attitudes otherwise Upper Hutt and its residents (except for the 40 odd 'chosen ones') can go eat shit. I can probably see that unless Upper Hutt residents change there arrogant good-for-nothing attitudes then U/H Would during the event of a global flu pandemic have one of if not the biggest death rate around the country due to its residents arrogant and "think only of oneself" attitudes - Fuck Them.
IN OTHER NEWS: OK In happier news yeeay im joining the Wellington City Cossie Club. Sweet as. Also this week marks D-Week at work. Ill decide weather or not ill continue working where i am or go off to another place of employment, Im seriously copnsidering a change but ill see how it goes on about Tuesday or Wednesday.
OK loyal ones im sorry about how i began this post but i am highly pissed off with the attitudes of Upper Hutt residents, Upper Hutt is overall a good place, its just the people. I guess moving is one option (house prices in town average $175p/w and several cheaper lodgings are too smoky and dont have the basic facitlities such as a TVs. those $85p/w hostels often seen in the paper) Anyay im still looking for a house in town, the sooner im away from U/H the better.
Okily Dok ill trot off to work now, ill prolly update tomorrow b4 work if not monday, definatly monday but till then F'aa.
CURRENT MUSIC: Boston - Smokin

TRAVELLING ON TRAINS WITH (DRUNKEN) PREPS [Saturday April 1 2006 12.30am]

I HAVE HALF AN HOUR BEFORE WORK STARTS SO ILL TAKE IT FROM HERE:
The 2300 Upper Hutt - Wellington Train tonight was full of drunken Preppie Dickheads I just had to put up with there Bullshit about "yeeehaaaaa lets all go to so and so" and "well get loaded" - Who gives a shit you good for nothing fucks. Oh Yeh a BIG FUCK YOU to those stupid 40 or so Teenagers loitering outside Upper Hutt Station tonight committing criminal and anti-social acts i mean - Fighting, Dovering, Underage Drinking, Swearing at the Coppers for moving them on. And a Big RESTECP to the Fuzzys for moving them on and taking several of them away.
Again im back to the uncertainty with work now my permanent site is no longer in my possession, if i find that next week im getting jackshit hours then im gunna get another job. I need enough to live on innit? But on the plus side i get Mon-Tues as "weekends" now, hey being a shiftworker my "days" are actually nights and "nights" are days - hey i can drink my beers at 9.30am some mornings - hey mornings are nights to me with rostered night hours. sorry of this sounds confusing but the life of a shiftworker - you know what its like.
Oh yeh Humble Pie Kick Ass Thanks KDST - San Andreas, haha now fucken oath im majorly hooked on that game.
March Entries Are here, a new month means new start yeh, i think ill post very early tomorrow mornng before work - and sunday night before work.....Till then Ka Kite.