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Preps/Slutty Girls

Top 40 Music

Emo Sucks

Summer

Reality TV

Boyracers

MTV*NEW*

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Anti McDonalds Tirade

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Joanna

Heather

Robyn

Serra

Dave Farrar

Brave Our Burbs

Wanda Harland

Petone is fulla jelly

Portia

Tumeke

Skankybitch

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DIAL MERCURY FOR MURDER

IM BLOODY OUTRAGED: Bloody outraged at the inhumane, Arrogant and uncompassionate attitude of Mercury Energy. How dare they cut off the oxygen supply to an ill woman just cos she can ill-afford to pay a $170 power bill, And claims that The power contractor was "doing his job"? well it sound slike his Job is to murder his own customers. And hats off to the Maori party for putting forward plans to introduce a Corporate Manslaughter bill - A Bill that holds corporations accountable ofor the deaths of its customers in fact anybody whose been exposed to it. These crooked corporations such as Mercury Energy in addition to Imperial Tobacco, British American Tobacco, McDonalds etc etc... should be held accountable for any harm done to people. I urge youse to Boycott Mercury Energy - thankfully im with genesis who have a much more

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 31 May 2007 7.29pm

IM SICK OF DWTS

WHY THE HELL DOES: All the media coverage go into 'the winner' of some stupid reality show? DWTS is no exception, come on theres a whole lotta shit going on in the world as it is other than a group of attention-seeking brats who go on TV Just to pair up with some Kiwi Television personality. Reality TV Needs to be Destroyed in a massive firey blood purge.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 29 May 2007 8.08pm

HOW TO DRIVE 'HUTT STYLEZ'

HOW TO DRIVE HUTT STYLEZ: Here goes. - Dont Signal Your Turns - Drive at 10km/h - 15km/h UNDER The speed limit and Dont allow cars behind you to pass. - When a car behind you is trying to overtake yo slowdriver ass, speed up to prevent him from overtaking - When coming to a pedestrian crossing with pedestrians crossing on it, dont stop - just continue driving through, they challenge you shout a hail of abuse at them. - Honk at the car in front of you giving way to traffic at a stop/give way sign/round about - When the car is trying to turn into a intersection street and has to give way to oncoming traffic blast your horn at them. - Pull out in front of oncoming traffic, if the car sounds there horn Keep moving while giving a one fingered gesture at the driver, if they crash into you blame them for the accident and give them a hiding. NOTE: The above ive described is exactly why i left the hutt in the first place, the above Driving behavior is something i UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY CONDEMN and urge the police to crack-down upon rather than a driver who breaks the speed limit by just 2/3km/h, Of course Hutt Drivers (especially Upper Hutt Drivers) are just sick fucks who dont care about other motorists. The above behavior is typically categorised by a Male, Born between 1960 and 1975 and a blue collar worker. Let this page serve as a warning to Try and Avoid Driving in the Hutt (esp. North of the Ewan Bridge and esp. around Upper Hutt)

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 29 May 2007 7.54pm

OH DEAR JESUS!!!

AN ENTIRE CAMPBELL LIVE EPISODE: Dedicated to John "Wanker" Key. Nothing more than a popularity contest - Lets Face it John Key and his National Party Are Wankers - just like most other NZ Political Parties are. Couldnt have John Campbell had something else to talk about Monday night??

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 28 May 2007 8.10pm

THE 'LITTLE SATAN' IN TROUBLE AGAIN

STUPID LINDSAY HO-HAN: Cant control herself, now she gets busted up for DIC and possession of coke, all of this when she has just completed a stint at rehab which supposed to treat her for her drug/alcohol addiction. The Little Satan is much like other people in there day - Dana Plato, Todd Bridges, Roberty Downey Jnr, Drew Barrymore etc tec...celebrities who cannot control themselves....little hellraisers. Let Lindsay Hohan be added to this weeks CELEBRITY WALL OF SHAME

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 28 May 2007 7.49pm

FUCKING DUMBASS SMOKERS

FUCK YOU STUPID SMOKERS I DECLARE A JIHAD ON YOU ALL: Why is it that we have to put up with your arrogant, unhealthy lifestyle? why is it that when we grocery shop and your in front of us in the queue that we have to wait for the c/o operators to get your packet of cancer sticks from 5 c/os away, making us non-smokers very angry, why cant they have seperate c/os for smokers and non-smokers? You bitch to us that weve taken your rights away by prohibitng you to smoke in bars but its YOU Smokers who ar ethe arrogant, selfish pigs - your taking OUR Rights away - the right not to contract passive smoking related illnesses, the right to smell fresh and clean cos your tobacco smoke stinks like shit. Fuck you stupid smokers - Jihad upon you!!! Note: if this was 3 1/2 - 4 years ago i would have declared a jihad upon myself but bleh...who cares smokers are jokers, fucking punk-ass jokers!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 28 May 2007 7.44pm

THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE BOY-RACER PROBLEM

IF IT CAN WORK IN IRAN AND PAKISTAN IT CAN WORK IN NEW ZEALAND: Compulsory vehicle insurance, impounding, fines - they simply dont work in solving the Boy Racer problem. Again The government needs to pass legislation that allows local authoritys to create Council Death Squads armed with AK-47 assault rifles, grenades and mustard gas and prowl boyracer haunts and use whatever force is reasonable to wipe out these spoilt preppie scumbags and there slutty, trendy hangers-ons. The War on Boy Racers must be included in Government policy these Trendy, slutty, spoilt rich brats get away with everything under present legislation, If boyracers are not killing innocent people they are shouting abuse at innocent passers-by and the cops take the boyracers side (i know this account first hand). If Government sponsored Anti Boyracer death squads work in Iran theyll work in NZ, Boyracers and there preppie/chav supporters are a 'demonic pestilence that spread there immoral disease upon society'.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 28 May 2007 7.41pm

MAYBE BANANARAMA AND MUGAYBE SHOULD GET A CIVIL UNION

ITS VERY WELL AND OBVIOUS: That Fijis Leader Vorque Bananarama Hates New Zealand but this time this batty Boy has took a step too far. A Wellington Lawyer was harrased, beaten and abused in her Fijian Home and as she left the country. All i can say to this is DEATH TO MR. BANANARAMA and his band of gay-lord bum-pirate troops, they have put fiji into a state of turmoil and thus has turned this great island into a dictatorship. Maybe Bananarama and his Gay Boyfriend Robert Mugaybe should geta civil union, they are equally as brutal and cowardly by waging war on there own people, Of course we all know that Mr. Bananarama likes to take Mr. Mugaybe up the ass everynight which explains the screaming sounds from The fijian and Zimbabwean parliament everynight.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 26 May 2007 4.35pm

IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION

WORD ROUND THE GRAPEVINE: Is that My 3rd Form (year 13) art teacher Mrs Degaholm died of cancer on Tuesday Aged 53. Mrs Degaholm wasnt a bad teacher although not a favorite one and i cant really remember much of what she taught us - after all this was 14 years ago. I dont think My Old School has seen much of a 'closed memorial' since Mr. Weavers - My 3rd form science teacher was found dead in a gay bar after suffering a heart attack back in 94. or when my mates sister died from blood poisoning the following year. Condolences to her family

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 25 May 2007 1.10pm

WHY I OPPOSE A LOWER DRINK DRIVE LIMIT

LIKE LOWERING THE DRINK DRIVE LIMIT: Is actually gunna work to combat Repeat Drink Drivers - in fact its only gunna make it worse, no matter what the legal limit is were still gunna have the hard-core drunks ignoring the law and driving drunk anyway in fact a lower limit will mean it would be alot easier for those grossly intoxicated drivers (150mg+) to flout the law as it means those within the 51-80mg range will become the targets of drink-drive campaigns. WHy should New Zealand be dictated by the australians, dont you know - AUSTRALIA IS NEW ZEALANDS ONLY REAL ENEMY and we should be telling them to "fuck the hell off from our country" rather than shepishly following these aussie pigs into there own flawed laws and regulations. Well i have a message for Australia "GET THE FUCK OUT OF NEW ZEALAND, YOU AINT GUNNA TAKE OVER THIS COUNTRY, NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT, AUSTRALIA IS GOING DOWN, FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF" Oh and lets not forget the non-drink driver, has a few quiet pints at his local, and walks home at 11pm no intention of driving whatsoever, yet the next morning at oh ummm...lets say 8.15am on there way to pick up some breakfast cereal they are stopped by the member of the 5-0 and because the blood alcohol limit has just been lowered. "this is a failed general result i am now asking you to accompany myself to the police station for the purpose of an evidential breat test, blood test or both" - eventually this person only picks up 55mg of alcohol in there system yet they are charged, however the government does NOTHING to publiicise the "effects" of "morning afer motoring" because our government want to criminalise you for not even drink driving at all.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 25 May 2007 1.04pm

SHROOMS "KILL" WOMAN?

"MAGIC MUSHROOMS": Have claimed the life of a 23 Year old Hamilton Woman last night and as usual police are blaming the 'direct effects' of Psylocybin for this womans death. But in actuality this woman died after picking the Mushrooms and from what im meant to beleive you cannot die after directly taking Shrooms unless you totally psych out and jump off a 12 story building or run out in front of a train or whatever. So in conclusion i believe this woman died after consuming the wrong type of mushroom, probably a death cap or something after she mistook it for a psylicybin shroom. Which is why people should be educated about the differences between Magic Mushrooms and deadly toadstools if they wish to consume magic mushrooms - Sadly our government have been brainwashed by typical American and Australia Propaganda of lies, hate and bigotry of the "just say no" drug policy over the european "just say know" theme.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 25 May 2007 12.55pm

SLOW DRIVER BLACK SPOT

IM SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO REPEAT MYSELF: Where the fuck are the police when you need them down Oriental Pde, And i dont mean some little old lady is being mugged by the strathmore 44s or darkside, Nor is there a reckless boyracer causing shit on the roads but what im talking about is a police presence to stop and ticket the asses out of slow drivers. I have now declared an ALL OUT JIHAD UPON SLOW DRIVERS - with of course exceptions - grotty road conditions, L-Platers. I mean hey if you have been driving for 20 or so years and the road and weather conditions are perfect then you really need a Jihad waged upon you - because of your arrogant discourteous dickhead behavior which causes MORE Accidents than those drivers who speed. What really makes my blood boil is if your pulled over by a member of the 5-0 for the trvial "ofence" of driving 3 or 4km/h over the speed limit but the cops dont jack-shit to deal with the dickhead fucknut who drives at 10-15km/h UNDER The speed limit. I normally have a 10% tolorance scheme - ie. I can cope with drivers going 45km/h in a 50km/h zone, 63km/h in a 70km/h zone, 90km/h in a 100km/h zone, ahh you get the point but if you chose to plod along at 70km/h in a 100km/h zone or 40km/h in a 50km/h zone when the weather is perfect, the road conditions are excellent and your not an L-Plater then you definatly deserve to have a Jihad waged upon you. If you dickhead slow drivers cant drive like the rest of us then TAKE THE FUCKING GODDAM BUS OR TRAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE The ordinary john and jane citizen are fed up with you dickhead slow drivers getting away with your crimes. (ref: transport regulations 1967 that make it an offence to drive at an 'unreasonably slow speed' - god bless the man or woman who invented that rule). As for you cops who Chose to ignore ticketing the ass out of slow drivers - you suck ass.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 24 May 2007 8.10pm

MICKY MOUSE IS A TERRORIST Y'ALL

PARENTS DONT LET YOUR KIDS NEAR MICKEY MOUSE: For he is a terrorist who preaches hate and death plus islamofascist propaganda upon kids - well at least in the Palestinian Authority. The islamic militant group Hamas has adopted its own version of Mickey Mouse who preaches on national kids Television messages of hate, violence and Jihad. I wonder whats next, Donald Duck preaches "aryan supremacy"?, Charlie Brown Homophobia? or even Homer Simpson Televangilism? We can only watch and wait.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 23 May 2007 7.20pm

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY COUNTRY BIATCH

RE: THERAPUDIC MEDICINES BILL: Australian outlets controlling MY Herbal medicines - OVER MY DEAD BODY Our PM, Health Minister - Traitors to the Nation. The Therapudic medicines bill is just one of many ploys by our sell-out traitor government to get those aussie pigs to take over our nation, eat away OUR National sovereignty, undermine our people and nation at the hands of arrogant greedy pigs who are NOT our friends but are fast becoming our ONLY NATURAL ENEMY. Hey Fiji may also be an "enemy" but at least fiji isnt trying to undermine and overtake New Zealands sovereignty. Australia controlling New Zealand - OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY!!! Any politician who sells out MY Countrys soveregnty to Australia is a Traitor!!! If this law was ever passed - pressure our govt to close the border with australia and deem them as an enemy rather than an ally and force all kiwi-traitors living in this fucked up country back home at gunpoint and imprison them on say stewart island until they have there faith in this country back. Glad to see so many kiwis protesting this bill - showing there true patriotism and telling these aussie pigs to FUCK THE HELL OFF. A Message to australia: FUCK THE HELL OFF FROM MY COUNTRY AND LEAVE MY COUNTRY ALONE BITCHES!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 22 May 2007 7.59pm

SOLUTION TO THE BOYRACER PROBLEM

LETS LAUNCH A 'FINAL SOLUTION': To the boyracer problem and here it is: The Government should pass a law to allow local councils to form "citizens militias" that will patrol boy-racer hotspots and the streets, under this new law the government shall arm these 'patrols' with guns, grenades, mustard gas and napalm and use whatever force theyve got at these spoilt rich bastards and there supporters whose arrogance and risk taking behavior should never be tolorated by any decent citizen. If boy-racers dont end up killing an innocent civilian they shout abuse at random strangers and if the random stranger responds to this barrage of abuse esp. in front of the police, the piggies will take the Boy-Racers side, this is because they can never do anything wrong cos of there preppie, spoilt attitudes. Its time the govt. took action and by passing a law allowing city councils to form armed militias to "wipe boy-racers and there supporters from the face of the earth by whatever means deemed possible" then everybody will be happy. Compulsory Insurance means safe average john and jane citizen drivers will suffer just because these boy-racer faggots keep up there arrogant stuck up atitudes and get away with it. It time for War and the Govt. should wage an all out war against these bastard scum.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 22 May 2007 7.53pm

THE SUNDAY NEWS IS FULL OF LIES

HOW DARE THE SUNDAY NEWS: Publish lies about Marijuana in yesterdays edition, your "facts" about Marijuana are a load of collywaddle and stefan nonsense. Marijuana DOES NOT Cause scitzophrenia, it only re-triggers it in people whove had the illness sometime previously, and 1/2 a joint DOES NOT produce "symptoms similar to scitzophrenia" Lies, Lies, Lies. Im sick of people who tell a whole heap of Bolshevism about Marijuana when its NEVER EVER Killed anybody from its use, Cigarettes and Booze kill thousands of people each year yet they are still legal (in fact NZs tobacco laws are only variably enforced) Yet were bombarded with messages promoting sex in our media but messages condeming cannabis use - Fucking Hypocrites can go Eat Shit. For the REAL Truth on The Holy Herb Visit HERE

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 21 May 2007 8.04pm

SHOCK HORROR: The Gret Satans jail time 1/2'd

SOME TERRIBLE NEWS: Paris Hilton AKA "The Great Satan" has had her jail term halved for some unknown reason..However i can simplify it by analysing 3 possible options: A - She probably slept with the head of the Prison to get her out early, Dirty Slag. B - Her Daddy prolly Bribed Arnie "Terminator" Schwartzneger to release his "precious litle darling" from jail, Bastard. C - All of the Above. In any case apart from myself declaring back in February that Paris Hilton Was the Great Satan, Today May 19 2007 marks the day that i Formally Declare a Jihad upon Paris Hilton and hope this dirty slutty, spoilt bitch rots in the pits of hell - This is in addition to Paris Hilton STILL and ALWAYS WILL REMAIN "the Great Satan."

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 19 May 2007 5.20pm

SHOP TRADING LAWS REJECTED

ITS GOOD TO SEE SOME COMMONSENSE: Being Practised by our MPS and reject easter trading. Although i regard myself as a "non practising roman catholic" I do have respect for Christians who wish to keep there sabbatical holidays holy, after all this country was foundered upon Christian Principals. And secondly business if open over easter would have to find a way to pay there staff the required time + 1/2, but on the other hand being forced to work on easter sunday or good friday would hurt greatly if you are on a salary. In addition to the worker missing out on quality family time and for many kwi families easter as well as Xmas are the only time that families reguarly see each other.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 19 May 2007 5.12pm

CHAFFERS NEW WORLD

TODAY WAS THE FIRST AND LAST TIME: I Shop at Chaffers New World Heres why. VERY LONG QUEUES: I Hate queues and long lines, not cos im impatient but because i have other stuff to do other than wait wait wait...Today i could testify i was 'queued up' for 10 minutes and there wa sonly one person in front of me...how sad was that and the irony is the Bavarian i brought for pudding tonight had melted cos of the wait...how sad. PREPPIE CUSTOMERS Chaffers NW seems to attract all the preppie customers, I mean they all look the same, dress the same...Pathetic and sick Stupid Poser kids get a life and stop copying others. End of Rant...

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 19 May 2007 5pm

DEATH TO ALL BOYRACERS

IT SEEMS BOYRACERS ARE JUST SO THICK: They end up killing one of there own....Nah Seriously, they Boyracer legislation needs to be "pimped up" to allow police the every god given right to swipe these bastards off the road...it'll teach these sick fuck spoilt rich kids a lesson that buying there nissan skyliners with daddys money will cost you. Death to All Boyracers, Jihad to them!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 19 May 2007 4.56pm

BANANARAMA TARGETS BLOGGERS

IT LOOKS LIKE THAT BATTY BOY: Frankie Bananarama is targeting fijian bloggers, Well i can tell youse Something.....Frankie Bananarama takes it up the batty hole with his gay boyfriend - Mr. Robert Mugaybe, Shit they should even consider getting a civil union

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 18 May 2007 2.40pm

WE CAN BE HEROES - JUST FOR ETERNITY

IN JUST ONE WEEK: Weve seen 2 new kiwis who have shown courage and dignity in fighting for freedom and justice in this country, 2 people whose spirits have captured the nation JOE KARAM: The leading campaigner for the release of David Bain, The man who was falsely convicted for the 1994 Murders of his 5 fellow family members, His conviction has since been quashed and a decision of Bains fate awaits at the discretion of the solicitor-general, Hopefully he will be given a formal Royal Pardon and a substanial compensation bill for his false incacaration when everybody knows the father, Robin Bain killed his wife, 3 of his children then turned the gun on himself while David was out on his paper round. SUE BRADFORD: This week green MP Sue Bradford successfully passed a law which now prohibits parents to use physical punishment as a form of correction for there childs ill-behavior. All these parents and churchies who think its OK To smack there kids can just go jump off the auckland skytower and die - Its illegal to hit your wife or some random stranger in the street so it should be illegal to hit your kids too - and thats just what sue bradford has outlawed - well done. Its rare for 2 heroes in occur in this country in one week, the last time i could think of multiple heroes in this country was Xmas Eve 1953 when that train crashed into the Whangaheu river after the bridge was washed away by a volcanic lahar. Biggit ups to Mr. Karam and Ms Bradford - RESTECP!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 18 May 2007 2.28pm

OGS 4 LIFE BIARCHES!!

THE BALLAS GANG MUST BE SHITTING THERE PANTS: At least in regards to lotto - An ashburton St co-incidentally named Grove St. Has the Highest number of Lotto Winners in the Country. Maybe CJ, Sweet, Ryder and Big SMoke have special mystical powers. DOWN WITH THE BALLAS CREW and DOWN WITH THE VARIOS LOS AZTECAS

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 17 May 2007 7.22pm

NEIGHBORS AT WAR

THOSE DICKHEAD PREPPIE FUCKHEADS: Living next door to me are causing me more problems with there loud TV and stereo. Listen up you scumbag "get everything you want" fashionable dickweeds, Im a nightshift worker TYRING to fucking sleep early afternoon so get that chicken out of yo ass and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY 'HOOD. if i done the same thing to you at 1am then id get scolded so i scold YOU for doing the same to me at 1PM. You biarches have EVERYTHING, your RTD Vodka and Lemonade are not enough, Your Nissan Skyliners and Mazda3 MPS are not enough, Your dance music and good charlotte are not enough, You have EVERYTHING YOU PATHETIC SICK BASTARDS and YOUR TRENDY SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS MAKE ME FUCKING SICK BIARCHES!!! Quit your partying till 3am cos ill be calling noise control if you sickos do!!!! Luckily my landlord is also at wits end with these pricks so im not alone.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 17 May 2007 7.15pm

THE SHAM BUDGET

TODAYS ANNUAL COMEDY FESTIVAL FROM THE BEEHIVE:" Was no laughing matter, in fact it wasnt funny at all lets go through the process that this years budget delivered. - Company Tax Rates cut to 30c - More money into Health - More Money into Kiwisaver (wtf??) - More money into funding "The Republic of Aucklands" transport system, but very little for wellingtons. Although I Hate John 'Wanker" Key and his National Party Thugs, id echo his words that this budget is nothing more than a "money-go-round". Its a total sham and what i myself have coined "A Suicide Budget for Labour" - There already faltering poll ratings will be affected further, dont ask me i can be assed voting any political party at all - There all common bloodstained criminals bent on selling this country out. MORE MONEY INTO AUCKLANDS TRANSPORTATION NETWORK - Go fuck yoselves cos youse just A bunch of Biatches!!! Why should A Nelsonite or Greymouth local or better yet us wellingtonians have to put money into funding Aucklands Woes? Our government are just self-centered arrogant pricks who Gives there little darling Jafaland all it wants at the expense of other cities esp. Wellington - the greatest city in the world. I Demand that Auckland form its own country - yeh like the vatican is to Italy, An independant sovereign state, lead by the Great Bloodthirsty tyrant Dickhead Hubbard, If auckland became an independant nation within a nation us wellingtonians dont have to put money to fight there problems at the expense of our own, Herr Hubbard can get the money from Aucklanders own taxation revenue, aucklanders this, aucklanders that. and whats happening to our taxes? "tax cuts in 2008" - Its nothing more than a rabbit in the hat trick - A Surprise in Election Year, and with tax cuts do us folk paying back studen loans have a tax refund? HELL NO!!! Outlaw the student loan scam, prosecute those who introduced it and Wipe all existing loans first THEN We'd be all happy. The 2007 Budget will go down as THE SHAM BUDGET

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 17 May 2007 7.06pm

FINALLY - SMACKING IS BANNED (YEAAY)

2 CENTURIES OF "LEGALISED VIOLENCE:" Has finally come to an end in New Zealand Wednesday with the "Child Disciplinary" Bill passing into law. Id like to thank Sue Bradford and all those who lobbied for an end to physical punishment in this country amongst children. NZ Has certainly topped the wall-of-shame in terms of child abuse stats and this bill aims to reduce that. We can only look back at past legislation: 1950s The centuries old UK Customary law that a "husband can beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb" is thankfully repealed in NZ 1990: The Education Act outlaws teachers use of phsyical punishment upon students. 1995: The Domestic Violence Act. passed, this gives full support and protection to persons whom suffer physical abuse from there spouses and the police the right to prosecute "wife/husband beaters" 2007: Smacking as a form of punishment on children by there parents is thankfully banned. This law has come sadly nealry 50 years too late in NZ - which signed the UN Rights of a child convention in 1959. It wont bring people like Baby Lillybing or Craig Manukau back but will stop future high profile child beatings from occuring. Now we can label any parent who smacks there kids a "Kiddie Beater". Studies show that Children whom are smacked are more likely to sufer mental health problems, smoke, drink heavily, drop out of school, fail in education, take illegal substances, alienate themselves from there peers and become hostile towards them. And for you parents who still want to smack your kids and flout the law - GO FUCK YOSELVES BIATCHES - GET SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES. And Gordon Copeland can just go fuck himself, i suppose since he supports beating kids for the most trivial of infractions he also supports the old customary UK Law of "husbands beating there wives with a stick no thicker than his thumb" - Of course that old law is just sick anyway. Violence is violence and only teaches people violence. This bullshit has just gotta end lets all live in peace. Biggit ups to Sue Bradford for endiong 2 centuries of UK Colonial aggression

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 16 May 2007 8.12pm

ADDED TO THE TRAFFIC LIGHT WALL-OF-SHAME

WHOEVER DESIGNED THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS: At the intersection of Cambridge/Kent/Vivian/Pirie St needs to Eat Shit for Dinner PRIORITY IS GIVEN TO TRAFFIC TURNING OUT OF VIVIAN ST but the Kent/Cambridge folk wait for a time you can knit 3 tea coseys befor ethe lights go green, only for the green to let 3/4 cars max in before they turn red again, leaving many pissed off, angry motorists, already having endured a long wait in those lights another enternal wait at the SAME FUCKING LIGHTS!!! As of home-time i will be taking the Bays on my homeward drive, and on the way to work again....Ill never use Kent/Cambridge Tce AGAIN - not until Trannie Zitface Oops i mean Transit FIX THE FUCKING TIMING PHASES ON THOSE FUCKED UP SET OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS. NO INTERSECTION SHOULD HAVE PRIORITY OVER ANOTHER, NO SET OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS SHALL ONLY LET 3 CARS IN ON A GREEN THEN GO RED AGAIN ANGERING MANY MOTORISTS ALREADY HAVING ENDURED AN ETERNAL WAIT, Another addition to the traffic light Wall-Of-Shame.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 16 May 2007 7.55pm

ORCON RANT

WHAT THE FUCK??: I Cancelled ALL My orcon accounts over a year ago - that is everything, username, domains this and that. When i done that i can recollect was November 2005. 18 months on and these bastards are STILL Trynna scab money off me. Bullshit!! I dont owe you a pfenning you extortign bastards!! ONCE AN ACCOUNT IS CANCELLED THEN DONT SEND ME ANY BILLS YOU BASTARD SICKFACE WANKERS!! and i paid all outstanding fees on cancellation of my a/c now you want more money off me Ill be calling Orcon tomorrow and be throwign thema aheap of abuse, if that dont work then legal action may pursue. the bottom line is NEVER USE ORCON they try and scab money off youse AFTER youve cancelled ALL accounts and services - BASTARDS

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 15. May 2007 8.07pm

DAVID BAIN IS A FREE MAN

DAVID BAIN HAS BEEN RELEASED ON BAIL: An innocent man the victim of a corrupt justice system, much like Arthur Allen thomas and Scott Watson. However in saying this, the crown shouldnt waste time - Grant this man a royal Pardon rather than keep the nation waiting till eternity till a decision is made on whats gunna happen. Everybody knows the father did it, a classic mass shooting - the killer caps his victims then turns the gun on himself for a lead breakfast. Biggit ups to Joe Karam who fought for over a decade to free this wrongfully convicted man from Jail. As for the 5-0 who pushed with prosecuting bain - Too much time eating donuts and watching Edward Penishands videos during there lunch-hour, it sno wonder our justice and police system are fucked.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 15. May 2007 8.04pm

2 NEW PROJECTS

ITS A HURRIED SCHEDULE: 2 New projects will be added to the Bruvvahood Broductionz later in the week so im running a tight schedule to get them ready and up online - One is more detailed than the other. What they are - Oh i cannot tell youse until its ready, it'll jinx it...just watch this space.....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 14. May 2007 8pm

MYSTORY

I CANT HELP BUT NOT MISS AN EPISODE: The exploits of 5 young wellingtonians on a 2 minute soap. Every weekday at 5.20pm, so it gives me time while i channel surf when the simpsons are in ad-mode, That Jed fullah is becoming my favorite character - reminds me of that Jeff Spicoli dude - a shaggy haired pot smoking slacker. More at 5.20 tomorrow - simpsons ad-mode. Now i can watch 2 shows in one without missing an entire episode.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 14. May 2007 7.56pm

LOWER DRINK DRIVE LIMIT - OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!

SOME DUMBASS TRAFFIC COP: Wants to cut the Blood Alcohol Level from 0.08 to 0.05 - Hah like that'll happen dipshit - A Lower BAC - Over my dead body. While STROMGLY AND UTTERLY CONDENM Drunken driving A Lower Blood Alcohol content is not gping to work. Firstly and foremost police will be focussing on those with levels "just over" the threashold while those grossly intoxicated individuals (0.15 +) will be getting away with it easier tahn they do now. Secondly lets say you head for a friday night out and i mean catch the bus/train to a nightclub - no intention of driving until tomorrow, at the end of your night out you stumble into a taxi and head home again no inetion of driving, however the next afternoon your stopped by a cop for a "compulsory breath test" you blow 256mcg (0.056) and are marched to the police stn for an "evidential breath test" then charged with "excessive blood alcohol" - the following afternoon after drinking. - Already with a 0.08 limit hundreds are caught, convicted and fined for EBA The following morning after drinking alcohol the previous night. A Lower BAC will tenfold the number of "morning after" convictions thus bringing the Drink Drive Laws into much disrespect. The 0.08 limit has been around since 1978 and most New Zealanders do not want it changed as it is a firm, yet fair limit. "14 lives saved" is only a very small number considering in 1978 the limit was lowered to its status quo from 0.1mg (100mg/100ml) - back in those days the road toll was close to 1000 now its only 375. Keeping the current BAC limit and maintaining the CBT program will maintain a lower road toll and continue to earn the respect of motorists around the country. The govt. decided against lowering the BAC a few years ago after much intense lobbying - maybe they realised that so many people will be caught "just over the limit" at 8am the following morning after leaving the pub at 11pm the previous night.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 12. May 2007 2.55pm

FRIDAY FUNNIES

WHATS ON TV TONIGHT, LETS PULL OUT THE TV GUIDE: And see whats on the picto-tube tonight. THE O.G: the hillarious sitcom about a street gang - The Cannons Creek Massiv as they battle for control of the swings at Elson Park and regain control from the Rival Waitangirua Massiv. The CC Massiv are the real OG homie. The Waitangirua Massiv suffered grass burns and 2 sprained ankles as a result of the CC Massivs victory of course the Waitangirua massiv leader Gary G didnt go to hospital for fear that da fedz would get him there. HARRY POTHEAD AND THE ORDER OF THE PCP: Another hillarious comedy in the growing line of the Harry Pothead trilogys spoofing the Harry Potter movies. This time Harry Pothead and his uni-drop out, dole collecting unemployed mates Hermine Ganja and Rueben Weedhead take angel dust with hillarious consequences - they must continue to run from there arch-nemesis PC Plonker the corrupt baton welding copper. More later

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 11. May 2007 2.30pm

LOOKS LIKE ITS FISH N CHIPS FOR ME TONIGHT

OH-DEARIE ME: It looks like some whacko drove his whip into the Khandallah branch of Hells Pizza....Well thats justa damn shame cos i was gunna have hells tonight as usual... Guess its either Fish N Chips or a burger or 2 from Devines across the road.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 11. May 2007 2.10pm

FINALLY SOME COMMONSENSE

AFTER 12 YEARS BEHIND BARS: David Bain is to be granted a retrial, hopefully this time he will be aquitted and set free. For those who dont know, remember or care, David Bain was wronmgfully locked up for murdering 5 family members in June 1994, Police Cahrged David Bain 4 days after the killings by "Jacking Up" the evidence thus leading to the wrongful conviction of the then 22 year old Student. The Privy Council could have gone one step further and granted Bain a Full release and Royal Pardon, The last time such a case of public interest occured was in 1979 when Arthur Allen Thomas was granted an official royal pardon after being wrongfully convicted for the 1970 Crewe Murders, This now almost 40 year old case remains unsolved. We all know that The father Robin Bain Killed his family members then turned the Gun upon himself and here are the Piggies trynna fit up the son who was obviously out on a paper run at the time of the slayings. Biggit up to Joe Karam for his tireless and endless committment to fighting for justice and the release of an innocent man who became a victim of New Zealands corrupt and fraudulent Justice system. Hopefully Scott Watson will be the next kiwi to face a Royal pardon only this time via the supreme court. Mr Watson was wrongfully convicted for the murders of 2 teenagers in the malbourough sounds in 1998. Another victim of "jacked up" police "evidence". We can now thank our lucky stars that New Zealand does not have the death penalty otherwise the governments face would be red as a beatroot. .

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 11. May 2007 2.06pm

WOLFCASTLE TELLS "THE GREAT SATAN" TO "FUCK OFF BIARCH"

ARNIE "RANIER WOLFCASTLE" SCHWARZNEGER: Has explicitly told The Great Satan AKA Paris Hilton to Fuck the Hell of Biarch in regards to a pardon plee for her 45 day DIC Sentance. Lets all praise Arnie for his courageuous position against this attention seeking little brat who cheate dher way to fame by being the "Great Satan" - May god roast Paris Hiltons stomach in the pits of the abyss.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 10 May 2007 8.19pm

Criminals at there dumbest

YESTERDAYS PAPER SAW SOMETHING FUNNY AS: The case about a New Plymouth Judge discharging a 17 year old youth for disorderly behavior after he was ordered to run 5km from a wopwop suburb back to the court sin 45 minutes - Now its a novelty to see such humourous news. May god bless this country

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 10 May 2007 8.15pm

GIMME FLASH, GIMMIE FLASH, GIMMIE, GIMMIE, GIMMIE FLASH

IM OVERLOADED WITH IDEAS: But am looking at a way to put them into practice - Oh well first there Youtube and secondly the most important part - Flash Creator, in other words my own Flash program/s i have so many ideas - parodys of popular movies/TV shows i know youse will find them all funny, Ill provide the voicework. Maybe a journey to P-Town on saturday to pick up a Flash program and before youse know it, ill have my own "Brotherhood Broductionz Feature Presentation"

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 10 May 2007 8.06pm

MY OWN ROAD SAFETY STRATEGY

I DONT THINK THE GOVT: Have properly addressed their own road safety strategies properly, too much of the same shit but more serious problems are still treated as "trivial" by the police so hear i go with a new (or existing but further enforced) list of traffic offences Penalties included. DRIVING TOO SLOWLY $200 instant fine, 25 demerit points. PULLING OUT IN FRONT OF ON-COMING TRAFFIC $200 instant fine. Offenders responsibility to pay damage if accident happens. DRIVING WITH LIGHTS ON HIGH BEAMS $450 Instant fine. DRIVING WHILE TALKING ON CELLPHONE/TEXTING 3 months imprisonment, $5000 fine and/or both While offence number 1. (driving too slowly) has been an offence since 1967, the police really need to come down hard on slow drivers esp, how they cause more accidents than speeding drivers (not that i condone speeding) as well as road rage. Also with the latter - Yeeup driving while using a cellphone should be treated in the same way as driving with excess blood/breath alcohol. While I STRONGLY CONDENM drink driving (i never touch alcohol before i drive) It is "probably" safer driving with a BAC content of 0.1mg/100ml (the old legal limit in NZ Before 1978) than it is to drive while sending a text message or yakking to your mate on your cellphone while driving.* * - Just the other week some cunt almost rear ended my car while he was talking on his cellphone - had he hit my car then Boy he'd be out of pocket by so much. Yet our govt. doesnt even bother to outlaw cellphone/text driving.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 9 May 2007 8pm

MORE SHAMEFUL TACTICS FROM BANANARAMA

JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY: Labelled Fijian dictator Vorque Bananarama "the greater coward of them all". Bananarama sends 'its' cronies around to detain this person. Wanker, Batty-Boy, Assklown, sheman, CWD.....All those words can describe This Fijian Monster Bananarama...and what sort of idiot would name himself after a stupid 80s pop group? How Lame!!! And if youse reading this Mr. Bananarama...Go back to ass ramming your mate Mr. Robert Maugaybe you assklown.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 8 May 2007 8.09pm

BUT ON A HAPPIER NOTE...

THE GREAT SATAN: Is now in Jail, yes thats right Paris Hilton AKA The Great Satan is spending the next 45 days in shameful incarceration. On hearing the New Saturday night, I broke out into spontanious fits of euphoria - Yeeup that slutty bitch is going down man....Off to the Ngaio bottle store for a 6 pack beers and the discount liquor shop across the road for 2x 440ml cans wasnt intending on drinking much saturday due to work sunday night, cannot go hungover youse know...and what way to celebrate the incarceration and downfall of the Great Satan with beers and GTA - San Andreas of which i am SERIOUSLY Addicted to now - you know with chucking Grenades at the Ballas Gang. a hellavalotta fun.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 7 May 2007 8.18pm

NOY QUITE AS ROSY AS I THOUGHT....

WELL IVE STARTED MY NEW JOB: But last night, my first night, I heard through the grapevgine some disturbing news....An old work Colleague of mine from ADT Passed away on April 20. I didnt think much of him anyway due to his arrogant personality but still losing a former work colleague was disturbing enough and my thoughts went to his family as a mark of respect. So heres to the future....my "top secret" job. Youll never guess what it is....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 7 May 2007 8.14pm

J-DAY 07

J-DAY 07: Central Park Brooklyn tomorrow 1200-1620....Ahhh such memories. Lets recap some classic J-Days. 2000: Was diverted from FKP To Vic Uni....Lord like dude...When i left there i was totally blasted thanks to specialty Cookies laced with a "secret" ingredient....I Was Actually Hardout Tripping - I mean dude those pictures at Victoria University where ACTUALLY Waving at me. hahahaha you Tripped out ol' Hippie..... 2001: Was rained out...but hats off to those hardcore bunch (myself included) who braved the southerly and showers which ironically cleared late afternoon and spent a whole hour listening to conga drums and smoking some green before being told "weve been rained out" so it was off home to have J-Day in spirit, A Timeless classic. 2002: The last J-Day i went to....Much of the afternoon was spent smoking weed and listening to the conga drums and sitting back with the occasional reggae dub pumping away. J-Day 2003 I was sadly a no-show due to the SARS scare. J-Day 2005 was also an impossible venture as i was now working in the law-enforcement industry...But The memories of me being a longhaired hippie rocker attending J-Days and tripping out will always live in me. and a message iove lived for over the last 10 or so year.....LEGALISE IT!!!! PROHIBITION IS TREASON!!!! nah seriosuly mother mary aubert must be turning in her grave on hearing that weed is still illegal - has been for the last 80 years, how sad can youse get? Peace and RESTECP!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 4. May 2007 2.10pm

TEACHING THEM RESPONSIBILITY

FIVE MINUTES AGO: Some stupid cunt fuck pulled out in front of my car at Johnsonville Shopping Center narrowly missing my car by centimeters i sounded my horn and flashed by lights but he see or listen. This is his fucking lucky day cos had he hit my Car A Bill fron my Panelbeater would be in his Mailbox come Monday morning - This cunt would have been paying the damage for his careless negligence. It teaches the fuckhead some responsibility that if you pull out in front of somebody expect to pay the damage. And if he didnt want to pay for it - expect a court summons to sort this out. Yes my car is insured but so what, I was raised to accept responsibility for my mistakes and if somebody damages my car by pulling out in front of me (or any other manouvere) then they should pay the damage. Hey If i hit somebodys car then id accept full blame, sincerely apologise and offer to pay for the damage, Its about responsibility something people should fucking have. Incidentally This fucktard who narrowly missed my car didnt even bother apologising. and a message to this driver "GET YOUR FUCKING EYES TESTED BEEATCH - Go take a bus, cos you certainly shouldnt be driving if you dont look the fuck where your going ya stupid dumb fuck". The moral of the story is you damage my car - you pay for the damage.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 4. May 2007 1.44pm

DEAR LEADERS SELL OUT

THANKS FOR SELLING OUT: Comrade Helen - I call it a back-down. You sold out not only to John "Wanker" Key but also to the vast majority of New Zealanders who call themselves "good parents" but whom really are violent thugs who are bent on whacking over there kids. Havent you learnt a lesson in history - - Until 1990 Teachers could cane their students for a number of infractions - a bill that YOU PERSONALLY Sponsored put a stop to it. - Until 1995, Police turned a blind eye to people who beat there spouses, Thankfully nowadays people who beat there spouses are prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - YOU where one of those MPS who supported the Domestic Violence Act. - Until the 1950s husbands had the justification to beat there wives with a stick no thicker than his thumb - such an archiac, pathetic law, created in the middle ages has thankfully been removed from NZ law for the last 50 years. and now YOU have backed down and sold out to the millions who support using violence to punish there kids for the slightest infraction? These paretns are only teaching there kids that violence solves problems, and by the time there 19 or 20 they will be using there fists - or much worse - to punch a random stranger to a bloody pulp just for walking in front of them in a crowded street after they refused your kids arrogant request to "get the fuck outta my way beeatch your hogging the footpath". all because they where persistantly smacked when they where kids. and lets not forget children who are smacked or more likely to smoke, drink heavily, take illegal drugs, suffer mental health problems, commit crimes and alienate themselves from there peers and meet them with hostility by the time they become teenagers than children who where not smacked. How sad can you get Comrade Helen - selling out to Liberal-Traitors bent on destroying this country? your a fucking hypocrite. and to you parents who hit your kids - you make me sick, Violence solves nothing, it didnt solve the Anglo-German rivally that lead to WWI, It didnt solve the Vietnam war and Violence in Iraq has only made the situation worse there - in other words, Sorting something trivial out with violence is going to be met with violence, imagine if you smacked your 12/13 year old son/daughter, they will most likely use there fists or a metal pipe to fight back and youve got a REAL problem on your hands!!! The Bottom line is smacking is domestic violence, get with it you dumbass sellout politicians.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 3 May 2007 1.05pm

BRIAN TAMAKI - EAT SHIT!!!

Bishop Tamaki has made some New Friends. THE DESTINY CHURCH CAN GO JUST EAT SHIT AND DIE: Today that Hatemongorer, homphobic sadistic violent sick fuck Brian Tamaki and his mob and sadistic Brainwashed Minions converge on parliament. Good to see the ANglican Church out there telling this sick fuck and his band of criminal followers to "fuck the hell off you hatefilled motherfuckers". LETS FACE IT: Brian Tamaki and his minions are New Zealands version of The Taliban, the Al Qaida network in Aotearoa New Zealand. They preach a similar ideology to Al Qaida, They operate upon hate and they where either funded or influenced by the USA (The Taliban was funded by the USA during the 1979-88 Soviet occupation of Afghanistan and Destiny Church influenced by the Extreme Christian Right of America). It seems that Destiny THINK they have the god given right to smack the living shit outta there kids for the most trivial of infractions. They wish to persecute Gays - all of this after they have spread there "sick and twisted version of christianity" around New Zealand - much like Al Qaida and the Taliban are trying to do worldwide with there own sick and twisted brand of islam. The bible verse "spare the rod spoil the child" means spare the fishing rod and catch as much fish as you possibly can and spoil the child with a portion of the days catch.. Anybody who uses this verse to exploit Christainity with Violence upon Children are obviously not Christians but Godless Violent Thugs exploiting Christianity like Al Qaida and the Taliban have exploited Islam with a brand of islam "incompatible with the teachings of the Koran". Brian Tamaki is a sick, sadistic, violence and hate preaching bastard cuntrag penisface assclown Ufa. GET YOU AND YOUR SICKO "CHURCH" THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY AND GO PREACH IN IRAN WHERE YOUR VIEWS ARE SIMILAR TO THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT YOU BASTARD SICKFACE UFA

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday May 2 2007 1.17pm

A "WATERED DOWN" VERSION OF SUE BRADFORDS BILL

I WOULD LIKE TO SEND A BIG FUCK YOU: TO Comrade Helen - Dear Leader of this Country, Thanks for Selling out to The National Socialists and John "Wanker" Key. You told us that smacking of any sort is unacceptable now you want to move on with the bill provided that parents should be allowed to "lightly smack" there kids. Well tell me, How much force is justified as "light". Its not gunna work. Kids are still gunna be taught from there parents that its OK to "lightly smack" a stranger in the street if the stranger gets in there way, sounds there car horn at them at an intersection or they eye up there partner in a bar, but of course "light" smacking will always lead to something MORE Serious like your kid picking up a metal pipe and smacking them over the noggin to a bloody pulp - all because the parent "lightly" smacked them as kids thus STILL Teaching kids that violence is OK To solve problems. - Its Illegal for somebody to "lightly" smack There spouse, even in their own homes. - That is justified as a "domestic disturbance" - its Illegal for somebody to "lightly" smack a random stranger, that is justified grounds for assault (ref: Crimes Act 1961) - Its illegal for a teacher (since 1990) to "lightly" smack their students - That is justifed as "professional misconduct" - It is illegal for Prison Officers to Beat prisoners, again that is justified grounds for "seriosu misconduct" and corruption. So why should it be legal to allow parents to "lightly smack" there kids? You politicians (except for the Greens, Maori Party and assorted MPs from other parties opposed to smacking full stop) MAKE ME FUCKING SICK YOU VOILENT SADISTIC FUCKS!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday May 2 2007 12.50pm

YEAR ZERO SPECIAL Smacking the Smackers

ASIDE FROM THE RANT ABOUT GEOCITIES WIPING A WHOLE DAYS WORK: Todays posts will be entirely to do with the Anti-Smacking laws being debated. We here at YEAR ZERO TALES FROM THE UNDERGROUND believe that Sue Bradfords bill MUST pass - Unamended and NOT Watered down - as Violence is completly unacceptable in todays society. Smacking - weather it be light/moderate/heavy beating once or multiple times MUST be banned. It only teaches kids that its acceptable to smash somebody over to get their own way or to 'punish them' for something as trivial as being honked at by another car. Its no wonder our murder rate is increasing and i believe that fight at Selwyn college yesterday could have been prevented if NZ Outlawed smacking 47 years ago. SO let the games begin.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday May 2 2007 12.50pm

NEXT TIME - YOUR OUT

THOSE FUCKWITS AT GEOCITIES Have wiped a whole days work from thsi site - next time this happens, i will have no choice but to pull this site off air and create an ANTI-GEOCITIES web-site in addition to a new Year Zero elsewhere, this is Geocities first and final warning.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday May 2 2007 12.49pm

MORE ON THE ANTI-SMACKING BILL

TO YOU RETARDS WHO SUPPORT YOUR RIGHT TO SMACK YOUR KIDS: You are a bunch of sad, pathetic, violent assclowns. You make me fucking sick, Smacking Kids teaches them its OK to use violence to solve trivial problems such as smacking the living shit out of Footpath Hogs because they got in your kids way, "taking it outside" for a stranger Eying up your son/daughters partner in a nightclub or "beating to a bloody pulp" because the car behind your son/daughters car honked at them at a set of traffic lights. VIOLENCE IS VIOLENCE and you sick perverted Bastards should go get some fucking anger management lessons, You make me fucking sick with your goddam violence towards kids, its no wonder this country has the highest rate of Child Abuse in the western world - Its sick cunts like YOU who believe you have every god-given right to "use reasonable force to administer corrective punishment" against your kids. Kiddie-Beaters have got off assault charges upon there kids even for using horsewhips and steal pipes. Smacking your kids doesnt "turn your kids into model citizens" but rather drugged out, boozed out, suicidal zombies using this shit to escape the pain and misery there so called "loving" parents inflicted upon them in there childhood. You parents who hit your Kids DONT love your children despite the claim you use "loving discipline" upon you kids - that sort of bullshit is like a husband/wife saying s/he used "loving discipline" to hit his wife/husband in order to make them get there own way or the random stranger who used a metal pipe to smash the noggin of a random stranger defending himself by saying "it was done in love" - BOLSHEVISM, SHEAR FUCKING BOLSHEVISM - ITS ALL A FUCKING LOAD OF BULLSHIT!!! Violence towards anybody - Husbands, Wives, Children or Strangers is UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE and you sick fucks defending your right to hit your kids are sick in the head bastard fucks!! Heres a telephone number ill give youse - 0800 Anger Mgmt - Call it, youll need it once The Greens, Several Labour MPs and the Maori Party pass a bill that has come in 48 years too late - Its about time this country honoured the 1959 UN Declaration of the rights of the Child. (end of rant.)

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday May 1 2007 1.38pm

MINOR CHANGES

JUST REMOVED THE OLD HEADING: And replaced it with a new one, some other minor changes may be on the way in the coming days, seeing how it goes. But yeh Aprils Archives Here.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday May 1 2007 12.55pm

BASTARD POLITICIANS

HOW DARE THEY: How fucking DARE they extend Daylight Saving. Extending Daylight Saving will cause more problems than good. We dont need a Coal Saving measure introduced in the 1920s just to impress a few people living in this country if anything Daylight saving should have been KNOCKED BACK to The Last Sunday in November until the Last Sunday in February, better yet abolished all together. - Expect to see MORE Car crashes, Ever noticed no matter how many times you clean your windscreen of your car the strength of the sun on your windows at 7pm on a February night in wellington. It blinds the driver thus making more of a chance to crash into an on-coming car or hit a pedestrian, expect to see an increase in the road toll as a result and it wont be caused by booze, speeding or not wearing a seatbel, it would be caused by the strong sun upon the windows of your car blinding your visibility/ - Early starters: Bakers, security guards, transportation staff, Hospital staff - If they have to start at 4am they need a decent nights sleep and having daylight saving extended will SEVERELY inturrupt there sleeping pattern causing them to not properly function leading them mor elikely to make errors of judgement, have an accident or fall asleep. \ - Schoolbus Crashes - In the 1970s when the USA Had year round daylight saving, There was an increase in schoolbus crashes as a result year round DST Was repealed, but the idiots extended it again 34 years later - i predict that with longer daylight saving hours, more school buses will crash both in the USA and New Zealand. And a message to my own MP Peter Dunne - The man who called for extended dalight saving hours - YOU TOTALLY SOLD OUT!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!! A Petition with 40,000 signatures supporting your pathetic plan - wtf thats fewer than 1% of the population. When the road toll shoots up and worker productivity fails, we will thank YOU and your pathetic Nelson City council Mate for it.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday May 1 2007 1.07pm