YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

MAD CUNT MAX [Monday 31 July 2006 8.01pm]

AND YOU THOUGHT: Michelle Rodriguez was an asshole drunk driver, The NEW loser of the week goes to Mel Gibson who was picked up in Los Angeles over the weekend with a BAC of 0.12mg (the legal limit in the USA is 0.08mg - the same as here in New Zealand) and to make things worse, Mr. Gibson, a devout Catholic shouts anti-semetic slogans at the police arresting him.

You can now feel safe that police forces across the world DO take DIC very seriously Fuck i wouldnt even take a sip of alcohol before i get behind the wheel. Mel Gibson is now the 1st Year Zero Loser of the Week, congratulations fool.

Stupid Commie Smurfs [Monday 31 July 2006 7.26pm]

NOT ALWAYS IS THE DOMINION POST: Full of news about killings, war in Lebanon, man defending himself, The Government etc etc...There is also alot of humour take this one., I was ROTFL reading this on my way home from work this morning
Two blue smurfs were left with red faces on Saturday night after they were arrested by police for stealing a trampoline. Senior Sergeant Brian Benn told NZPA two drunk 19 year olds, "dressed as smurfs", were seen carrying the trampoline along Richardson Street, Dunedin about 1am. Smurfs are fictional small creatures who featured in the 1980s television series The Smurfs. (WEBMASTERS NOTE: They also stand for Soviet Men Under Red Father - Papa Smurf is Stalin, Brainy Smurf is Trotsky, Grampa Smurf is Karl Marx, Hefty Smurf is the KGB, Smurfette Rosa Luxembourg, Gargamel the Evil Western Capitalist etc...) "When they saw the police had noticed them they dropped the trampoline and took off." Mr Benn said police had to track them over several back yards. "Two were located, but a third man got away," he said. The men will appear in Dunedin District Court tomorrow. The trampoline had been taken from a garden in southern Dunedin.
I Suppose the Police represent Gargamel - the evil capitalist pigs, and The judge will resemble Azrael the fat cat of the american politicians. My daily Larf and 3/4!!
CURRENT MUSIC: Alice in Chains - Them Bones

TIME TO PAY FOR... [Sunday 30 July 2006 7.40pm]

...MY 2 DAYS OF DEBOUCHERY YA HUNGOVER DRONE: Hahahahah - well im all sobered up now so i can write stuff that is pre thought of rather than coming straight off the mind of somebody whos just got home from his mates house tanked up with a few beers inside, ahh well!!!
Man i hate rugby - i dont think the NZRFU Realise that playing rugby games so bloody late is utterly rediculous - nightime is for going out on the town with your homies not watching crappy rugby games - how anti social can rugby be, why dont they play the games at 2.30 in the afternoon like they used to - that way people can enjoy there night on the town without the inconveinience of hundreds of people yelling and screaming about nothing. The days of Rugby being our national religion went out with the Macarena, so get over it NZ!
A Big week at work is on the cards - looking forward till thursday drinks though and Friday ive got my digi-cam to buy and all. Also im working on a new web project due for launch around mid-august. Mums the word on what it is until closer to the time.
Watch this pace.............
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Solitude

IT CAN GET MESSY!! [Saturday 29 July 2006 9.07pm]

HELLO FOLKS: While i do admit going overboard in my last post Id like to make it clear that any government that robs its citizens its right to self defense is in itself a criminal entity so why doesnt it get punished? We and Israel and the UK are the only countrys in the world that allows the government to do what the fuck it wants and get away with it. How sad is that?? We NEED a written and enacted constitution so future governments can face prosecution if they step outta line.
Enough of that - how have my last few days been? Yeh up-down-up so shoot!
Ive got my new PC and its amazing that for the 1st time in over a year im blogging at home. I wish my sister never ran that 'Red China' policy on my dads PC but that doesnt matter anymore.
On Wednesday night Bruvva Jack took me to work - saving me a $9 bus fare - thanks bro!!
My cold is all but cleared up but as i say a cold is a cold - life goes on.
I think i shoundt blog after so many beers so i should cruise now - RESTECP

SELF DEFENSE IS A BASIC RIGHT!! [Sunday 29 July 2006 7.17pm]

FOLLOWING THE BRAVE ACTIONS: of a gunshop owner against a Machete armed intruder the other day it is every New Zealanders right to know the truth - Self Defense is Basic Human Right.
Sadly our bloodstained common criminal Government and politicians continue to rob us of this right despite this - section 48. of the crimes act. 1961:

'Everyone is justified in using, in defence of himself or another, such force as, in the circumstances as he believes them to be, it is reasonable to use'.

EDIT 30/7/06: Sadly Vile putrid scumbag criminal governments over the past 25 years have been waging an undeclared "jihad" or 'holy war' on ordinary honest New Zealanders and robbed us of this basic human right of self-defense, The actions of Mr. Carvall have got to be justified - esp when in this day in age, police response times to an emergency 111 call is 40 minutes.
If a police officer can shoot a baseball welding drunk smashing windows and get away without a public prosecution (although a private prosecution found him not guilty on the ground sof self defense) then why do you threaten john and jane doe with the gulags for marely defending themselves.
I echo Garth McVicars quote in Saturdays dominion post but i would like to add further "Apart from the machete welding intruder, The other criminal scumbag are the NZ Government". Thats right kiddos The Government is commiting the sick and putrid crime of HIGH TREASON - waging war against the very people they serve. We demand that these putrid and vile scumbag political piggies face a treason trial after being detained without trial or access to a lawyer for a period at the discretion of HM The queen, Then face a special tribunal where the judge can shout abuse at the defendant - any politician that wages war on his/her own citizens deserves SPECIAL SEVERE PUNISHMENT!!! - they should never ever be allowed to see the outside world ever again - except inside a prison compound on work duty
If Israel can attack Lebanonin self defense then why cant ordinary john and jane does defend themselves from an attacker when the police dont give a fuck.
Of course its wrong to blame the police - The police are marely puppets of the government and are told what to do by the rotten putrid scumbags inside the beehive
New Zealanders need to be aware that the Government does not care about them anymore - the government only pass laws for there own self interests - not to protect the people.
To conclude - IF THE GOVERNMENT WANT TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THE HARD WORKING HONEST CITIZENS THEY SERVE - THEY'VE GOT WAR!!

COMEDY CENTRAL AOTEAROA [Saturday 29 July 2006 3.25pm]

COMEDY CENTRAL IS COMING TO NEW ZEALAND: Well not exactly comedy central itself but something far better Parliament TV is coming to sky soon. hahahaha im already laughing, its a joke in itself.
Rather than having shows like SouthPark and Reno 911 we will be seeing quality sleep inducing comedys such as the 2007 Budget, Passing Bills, bitching about the government making a stupid decision or whatever, and general stand up from some of the craziest monkeys in the Molesworth Street branch of the Wellington Zoo.
Oh letsw not forget some of the memorable catchphrases this new TV network will provide - just like the fonz (Aiiigh) and Steve Urkel (did i do that?) im picking the #1 catchphrase will be some childish name calling from up and coming stars such as Gerry Brownlee, Bill English, Judith Collins, Katherine Rich, Rodney Hyde, Ron Mark, Nandor Tanczos, Aunty Helen and Phil Goff.
and just who will become the undisputed star of this new comedy network? Happy Days made the Fonz a star overnight, Family Matters made Steve Urkel a star Ill leave it to you to guess who will become the undisputed star of this new taxpayer funded comedy network (im picking winnie/luigi will emerge the new undisputed star of Parliament TV).
me and my dad where joking about this TV Channel earlier being 'the national comedy network in New Zealand'. About right it is!!!
CURRENT MUSIC: Rod Stewart - Young Turks

AN UN-FARE GO [Thursday 27 July 2006 7.44PM]

AS OF SEPTEMBER 3: Metlink will increase its train and bus fares by 15%, this will mean the price of a single train fare between Wellington and Upper Hutt will go up to $6.90 from $6 and a 10 trip between Upper Hutt and Wellington will be about $55.
What surprises me more is that 60% of the submissions made to Metlink FAVOR a price increase - Allow me to summarise this point!!!
Wellingtons Public Transport system is probably the worst in the western world. They hike the fares by 15% yet these services are frequently late - so now im beginning to wonder - now the overlander is gone - the Wellington metropolitan railway network will follow, Unless tranz metro get there act together then a combination of frequent and un-nessecary delays and fare hikes will mean people wont bother using the trains anymore.
A New ex-work colleague who is from Melbourne says Melbournes metropolitan rail system is 2nd to none - the services are on time, and any delays are mentioned by railway staff and the fare structure is reasonable. the problem in addition to delays in Wellington is lack of communication - railway station staff dont bother announcing "the so and so service to wellington is delayed by 15 minutes due to - whatever reason" however sometimes the reason for delays are staff lollygagging (no drivers, staff chit-chat etc) or points failures of the 1930s era signals at wellington station.
Its reasons like this that make me want to move into town much sooner than first anticipated Wellingtons public transportation system - at least the trains - totally suck ass.
CURRENT MUSIC: Dead Kennedys - Buzz Bomb

DEEPLY REGRETFUL [Wednesday 26 July 2006 7.11pm]

IT IS TO INFORM YOU: if you dont already know that The Overlander - the train service between Auckland and Wellington is to cease all operations as of September 30 2006.
Beginning in the 1920s as the Daylight Limited it since progressed into the longest train journey in New Zealand (11 hours) with a peak patronage in the 1970s when it ran under the name 'silver fern' (those silver rail cars) from the 1990s the silver fern rail cars where removed and replaced with the diesel locos and 6 car train they named the overlander.
The reason for the ceasing of operations are for lack of patronage, however the reason is far more sinister - Government deregulation and privatization of NZ Rail in the 1990s meant the government has failed to protect a strategic asset in New Zealand infrastructure and public transportation of which has seen a recent upturn due to the out of control petrol prices. Its sister service the nightly Northerner starting out as the night-time limited express in 1909 stopped operations in 2004.
Alongside the Southerner, Bay Express, Northerner, The Geyserland express, Kaimai express - The closure of the overlander means Seeing New Zealand via rail is alot more difficult as there are only 2 services left - The Coastal pacific and Tranz Alpine express - all south island services, but the question thats begiing is how long will these services last?
Year Zero deeply regrets the loss of this iconic New Zealand rail service.
CURRENT MUSIC: Count Five - Psychotic reaction

PASSUS YE GARLIC AND YE ONION [Tuesday 25 July 2006 7.26pm]

HELLO ALL: Durgh, it seems i have contracted yet another cold. It began at work overnight i noticed a sore throat coming on - could this be a cold or just some sore throat that lasts for 2 days and not other symptoms appear? well anyway when i got up this arvo my nose was like a running tap, now after consuming large amounts of garlic and onion based foods in the last hour in addition to quinine based drinks (schweppes tonic water) I should be OK tonight - as long as more garlicy based foods are consumed - Better get me some eclipse gum - and heaps of it too - if i want to avoid being the butt of some jokes tonight, is but i guess its only a small price to pay for a rapid and full recovery within the next 48 hours, like i say, its just a cold, cannot be avoided, im still functioning and at least its not the dreaded H5N1 Bird flu haha. Oh Alcohol kills germs on contact does it? Yeh right!!! 2 cans of beer when i got home this morning hasnt seeme dto have helped so the theory that alcohol kills off germs is all a load of codswallop.
I get my new computr on friday - yippie - at the moment im in the process of negotiating a deal with my sister whos selling her PC at below average cost. Once i buy it the process of having to delete all her mp3s (crappy r&b/rap/pop bullshit) will be top priority.
Digital camera is up for grabs next week so - hurrah for that.
GTG - re-designing The Global Holy War on McDonalds HQ website TTYA Tomrrow. bye-bye thanks 4 stoppin buy!!
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine

DISTURBING STATISTICS [Monday 24 July 2006 7.10pm]

BY NOW MOST OF YOU: Would know that Upper Hutt is the asshole of the world but who could guess that it is now the crime-hole of the world. This mornings Dominion Post published the top crime filled cities in Aotearoa New Zealand and Upper Hutt features in 5 of the 10* offence lists.
Just look at these shocking and disturbing statistics:
MURDERS: 3rd (0.79 per 10,000)
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: 10th = (25.9 per 10,000)
KIDNAPPING: 6th (0.79 per 10,000)
COMMON/MINOR ASSAULT: 1st (61.5 per 10,000)
RAPE: 3rd (6.07 per 10,000)
Its so disturbing, its just sickening. I blame Upper Hutts appearance in these statistics on a number of factors - the lack of juvenile facilities in the city, lack of job prospects (such as the closure of the tyre factory), The high rate of clients hanging out at WINZ asking for "a dole top up to feed there 'basic' needs (ala there P Habits)", also the average age for new Mums and Dads in Upper Hutt is 17.2 years of age compared with 26.9 elsewhere in New Zealand. Upper Hutt is longer the quiet safe area for Gazza and Shazza to bring up there trailer trash joe dirt lookalike twins. Another plausable reason is our mayor Wayne (kerr) Guppy who says the reason why Upper Hutt is number one in common assaults are "due to the presence of Rimutaka prison" - i couldnt agree more. Some of the inmates locked up there seem to have there families come down with them and children with parents who are serving inmates are more likely to commit criminal offences themselves.
Upper Hutt has made the top ranking for statistics, but neither i myself, friends, family, neighbors and the few good honest residents of Upper Hutt will be celebrating, instead we will all be packing our bags for a better place - (im looking at the Mt Cook/Newtown precidinct as i write)
* - its meant to be 11 but i dont count the cannabis "offences" as it isnt really an offence at all - the government has just brought it on itself. Whilst the real offences remain unsolved due to the BS associated with prohibition.

INSHALLAH!! ITS SNOWING, ITS SNOWIN'! [Friday 21 July 2006 4.09pm]

ITS SNOWING AS I WRITE IN UPPER HUTT: Lets all celebrate this occasion by going outside and having snowfights with your neighbors or making snowmen......
WAIT STOP PRESS: Yeh well its snowing but not enough and its melting within 60 seconds of hitting the ground so the neighborhood snow fights and snowmen are out of the question - unless of course we head up to the rimutaka hills or Mt Climie (tunnel gully), ah well little snow is better than nothing so i celebrated by doing a little bit of a snow dance earlier.
Oh how i love winter!!!!
CURRENT MUSIC: Kiss - I was made for loving you

YO BRASHY D, YOOZ SLIPPIN ESE! [Thursday 20 July 2006 7.21pm]

Don Brash high on ludes

MY HATRED FOR NATIONAL HAS JUST GOT EVEN GREATER: Yeeup thats right kids - Dunny Trash likes Rap and wants to use it in his campaigns in order to attract Juveniles to the National Vote, and for a rocker/metalheads perspective, National have become even more of a bunch of rapscallions than ever before.

SO WHAT? ITS JUST A GAP [Wednesday 19 July 2006 7.56pm]

OK WHILE THE TITLE AGAIN: Has nothing to do with todays post I think its time to post umm ok.
Todays been mostly about sleep and after work drinks at home - same goes for tomorrow. I live the exact opposite life to the mainstream mon-fri workers. I work 9pm-6am catch the bus from Kilbernie to Upper Hutt at 6.30am have "dinner" (breakfast to the rest of you) and some beer, go to sleep @ c. 0930, wake up at 1700, catch the 1850 bus to town, lollyag for a bit catch the 8.35 bus from courtenay place then just in time for a 2100 kick off, and so the same routine goes every sunday-thursday nights.
No plans for this weekend except my usual - PS2, beer, PS2 and more PS2 (unless the evil skeletor suddenly shows up for hours on end - really if i knew what was gunna happen i would have died 2 years ago - sorry if im sounding so paranoid but if mum was still alive it would never have been the case innit).
Getting my new PC next week - no more f this morpeheus shit infecting the family PC with trojans - finally i can do some HTML coding on MY PC and play some games.
No more tonight (this morning for me) maybe some more tomorrow time permitting but before i go i would like to tell those Dumbass Christian Fundies to go fuck themselves. Allow me to debunk the myths published by some stupid lady whacked out on wowie pills and prove the facts about Smacking.
//Smacking Does so much good fo rthe child and you
Fact: oh yeh - you REALLY want your kids to turn out truanting, substance abusing drugged out zombies with no respect for there peers or authority by the time they reach there teens? They use substances to hide the pain of the abuse they suffered.
//Smacking Maybe a 10-15 minute process
Fact: Yeh and after the shocking and sad story of the Kahui twins in the last few weeks any parent who smacks there kid for that long deserves a very lengthy stay at the rimutaka hilton where the taxpayer provides there electricity, gas and hot water bills, 3x meals a day and gym privilages. Also the state should take over custody of these abusive parents.
//A Smack leaves the offence forever in the past
Fact: which offence? who are your parents what are smackable offences? i myself was raised in a roman catholic home where smacking was administered as kids for the slightest infraction and what about the consequences of substances abuse, alientation and hostility towards your peers, later in life to numb out the horrible memories of such.
This dumbass claims that swedish has "gone off the rails" since smacking was banned 45 years ago - Just whats your fucking point lady? NZ Kids have been off the rails for sometime and more so than sweden and we have a law (section 59 of the crimes act) that says that its ok to "beat the living shit outta your kids when they misbehave". Oh yeh Children in New Zealand also beat up there parents. Children who where subjected to corporal punishment are more likely to turn out drug abusers, heavy drinkers, heavy cigarette smokers and alienation and hostile towards there peers* than those who where brought up with "time out", loss of privilages and 'corrective labour' (hard household chores such as scrubbing the floor till it is 100% spotless).
Smacking has also taught kids that using violence is an acceptable way of solving problems, and we can only read the news in which we see assaults and battery every single day over just some minor issue with people.
FACTS ARE FACTS: section 59 MUST be repealed if we want to save our kids.
Till i post next - have a very cheesy day.
* - webmasters personal exp.

...AND THE BOYRACERS GET AWAY WITH IT [Tuesday 18 July 2006 8.22pm]

WHILE A MAN IS JAILED FOR RESISTING A BIGOTED GOVERNMENT: Some Boy Racer Scum bags get away with the felonous offence of assault - Even more reason to hate Boy Racer scum even more

DEATH TO BOYRACERS!!!!!!

POLITICAL PARASITES [Tuesday 18 July 2006 7.33pm]

THE TREASONOUS DOMINION OF NEW ZEALAND: Once again suppresses freedom of speech and civil liberties whilst getting away with there own shrewd and cold blooded crimes. Tim Selwyn the man who hiffed an axe into the PMs electoral office has been given 2 months inside New Zealands gulag system - for what?? OK stop press - he deserves jail time for the fraud charges but sedition WTF??? This government is getting away with crimes FAR MORE SERIOUS than wht mr. selwyn was ever charged with, Weather or not kiwis know it the New Zealand government is a shrewd cold blooded common bloodstained criminal government that is getting away with the most henious crimes as listed below. The crime of any government waging war against its own citizens is called TREASON, here are come cold blooded acts of treason that this current government (and past governments of the last 35 years) have committed.
1 - continuing to hurl hundreds of gentle peace loving flower children/rockers or any body who doesnt "follow the mainstream trend" into gulags for simply possessing peace promoting and life giving herbs and acids whilst elitist rich pigs scoff down there martinis and smoke there cigars freely.
2 - Outlawing the basic right to self-defense from an attacker in all but name and threatening those who dare to invoke there right to do so with the gulags.
3 - Continuing to support there key ally the United States in its illegal occupation of 3rd world nations for the sake of oil profits and remaining silent over genocidal acts committed by "the land of the free and the brave" and there ally - our former colonial master - the United Kingdom
4 - wanting to criminalise 18 and 19 year old adults for drinking alcohol - of which adults have every right to do - whilst continuing to recruit these 18 and 19 year olds to be ready to be sent away to their slaughter on foreign battlefields in the name of ~~American Imperialsm~~ New Zealands "self interests and defence".
5 - Outlawing the expression of freedom of speech by banning the burning of the ~~UK Colonial Imperialist~~ New Zealand Flag. (and i assume the status quo would remain if we burnt the planned ~~white fern~~ oops i mean corporate logo flag (so i assume the burning of an Air New Zealand or BNZ logo will be banned too?)
Why are these political parasites getting away with these henious crimes whilst an ordinary Johnny Doe citizen is jailed for marely fighting an oppressive government based on injustice bigotry and benefiting only the rich and elite? These Bastards in the beehive should be stoned to death with bricks and rock or burnt to the stake - like a peice of meat. Oh and if you political parasites in the beehive think what im writing is illegal then read my final words below for the vile criminal entity of the NZ Government!!!

KISS MY ASS CRIMINAL SCUMBAGS!!!

OK IM BACK [Monday 17 July 2006 7.30pm]

KAWICHINA AGAIN: It seems i cant get off the net - or is it that im about to head to work - the first realistic day at my new permanent site? ahh we'll see.
With Petrol Prices at a whopping $1.77 p/l, i am very seriously reconsidering buying a whip. I cant see petrol prices falling anytime soon - unless their is a ceasefir ein the middle east or alternatively that dumbfuck dubya is gone - but that wont be until 2009 sadly. I might use some of that money ive saved for a holiday overseas, however the purchase of a new PC (for myself) is to occur at the end of next week - maybe also new accomodation will be on the cards. Looking at the Newtown/Mt Cook area at the mo.
No plans for another town-trip this weekend, Preferably it will be spent at home drinking the fridge-mate export golds whilst playing the GTA Series - i prefer to save money rather than waste it but still treating yourself should be an honor.
Oh a surprise for you all - Link me if possible, the word needs to get around on how evil ronald mcdonald and his criminal cronies are.

That will show those pricks at the 'golden arches' who is boss. For as long as Maccas is around i will continue to wage war against them.
Having said that - Booger King in Upper Hutt seems to be more popular than i thought - again like McDonalds i dont eat Burger King - but unlike McDonalds i hate Burger King only to a lesser degree.
CURRENT MUSIC: U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday

WAKE UP NEW ZEALAND [Monday 17 July 2006 1.36pm]

DEAR AOTEAROA NEW ZEALAND: Wake up and realise there is a world around Us, WWIII is only days away but every major NZ News website (Stuff, Newswire, TVNZ, even the New Zealand Herald) have sacrificed this potentially apocalyptic scenario with local News - OK i was shocked and appalled with those twins dying but that was 3 weeks agos news, New Zealand needs to get out of its cave and realise that there is a world around us, Note: all you overseas readers especially in the USA if your an insomniac wanting a good nights sleep then go no further than reading New Zealand news - its enough to get anybody off to sleep. Anyway if im gunna watch the news on Wednesday night the main headline on both TV1 and TV3 News will be "our top story this hour - Rubbish collectors in eketahuna go on strike" then 3 or 4 stories later "wwiii has started with a nuclear strike by iran on tel aviv" - Aotearoa New Zealand should just get out of its cave and realise there is a world around us outside auckland or te awamutu. But i can see a bright side of it - we can consider ourselves bloody lucky to live in NZ and not lebanon.
OK enough about ranting about NZs isolation from major world news stories Saturday night i went all around the place - starting off at the Razza then into town - Molly Malones, Sports Cafe, UU then boogie wonderland - my god jet totally sucks ass - No bottled beer and snotty trendy patrons and staff i was only in there for like 2 seconds asked for a bottle of heinekin only to find out there was no bottled beer and only 2 varities of tap beer (from one brewery montieths - i dont mind montieths but a bit of variation would work wonders), I was appalled with the service of the bar staff (at jet). I thought i lost my eftpos card at UU till i found it buried deep in my wallet then headed across the road to boogie wonderlands - who was there - ex workmates - the parking wardens - haha. I then hear that since streetwise was sold out to another company the new company where actually doing a shit-as job and where not coping. I wonder how long it will be before im back at ADT.
Oh yeh having said that, ive got myself a new parmanent site, I am not at liberty to divulge where it is - at least online. however its in the eastern-southern suburbs of wellington the good thing is i get mainstream weekends (sat-sun) off as well so thats all good.
OK this may well be my only post for this week due to lack of time but ill try my best to squeeze in a post over the week time permitting, so bon voyage.
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - War Pigs

IN MEXICO THEY PUT NACHOS ON PIZZA [Saturday 15 July 2006 6.53pm]

WELL THE TITLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT IM GOING TO POST: So here goes.
Ive been very busy the last 2 days with my new job, however yesterday it was all shambles, I had to put up with an all too familiar site - No Shows when its relief time, I can get highly fucked off with this especially when i have no whip to get me from my site back to Upper Hutt and public transport lacks in this particular area. Then i get home to find the Evil Skeletor is with my dad then to add insult to injury I hear news that my sister is to fuck off with some guy she barely knows to a country i consider "Hostile towards New Zealand Sovereignty".
After hearing the bad news I head off to J's for a few beers, we where considering heading into town but i was largely pissed by midnight so i literally staggered and stumbled home where i was quickly asleep. On getting up this morning (yes thats right 9am) I was considering having a lazy day playing GTA Liberty city stories and San Andreas but then dad requested I help with redecorating the passage of which I did, but then my plans for tonight where turned to custard again when i hear that skeletor was coming around again for a few hours so here i am in town - enjoying what could be my last "mainstream weekend" in a while but i dont really give a fuck as in this 24 hour 7 day a week age a weekend doesnt nessecarily mean saturday-sunday anymore but any 2 days of the week.
Tonight started off early at the Razza then into town where I am now - Kyle? Tony? are yooz coming into Boogie Wonderland or what?? or am i gunna have to play 'the no-mated lone ranger' tonight? Shit i just realised - Kyle must be working tonight, Ok bruvva tony? if yoru reading this make sure your at Boogie Wonderland tonight otherwise im gunna havta be a no-mate lone ranger tonight. Plz dont be down at the Hut - what have i told you about that place? - dagnabbit.
(Evil Vincent Price Voice) Ill be baccck - Muahahaha(end evil vicent price voice)

SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND [Wednesday 12 July 2006 2pm]

A TRIBUTE TO PINK FLOYDS ORIGINAL FRONT-MAN:

3 July 1946 - 7 July 2006
A Black day for all Pink Floyd Fans, Syd Barrett succumbs to Diabeties complication RIP - Shine on you crazy Diamond.

Away from Mourning A Rock Legend, No word from my new employers yet on what Shifts im doing - if i dont hear from them this week, i'll do what i always done at ADT - Call up the opeations manager every mondays for the shifts for the week, I prefer it that way so im all prepared for the week rather than being called up from the blue especially if its 2300 hours and your just about to go to sleep.
Man im starting to HATE Emo Clones more than I hate Preps, Skanks and Jocks these days. Emo "music" is probably the worst example, the media call it 'punk' but punk music is not and never will be about "i hate myself cos my girl/guy dumped me", "welcome to my life", "all the...small things" or "dont wanna be an american idiot", Punk rock is about expressing your own feelings, of rebellion towards the mainstream establishment, and the promotion individualism. Emo is just another trend, senseless fashion victims, the diet cola of rebellion - only one calorie.
so what else? nothing at the mo but Ill be back muahahahaha oops...my bad

NEW BEGINNINGS [Tuesday 11 July 2006 11.57am]

AHOY-HOY BELOVED FANS: Well tomorrow i start my new job, Part Time at first then it goes full time (4x12 with 4 days off) after 2 more weeks, yes again its security work but Thats what my trade is and i like the prospect of a 4 by 4 roster, it can give me the oppourtunity to work an extra day while still having a long "weekend". (note: in this 24 hour 7 day per week day in age a weekend no longer nessecarily means the satutory saturday/sunday, it can be any 2, 3 or even 4 days of the week)
I HATE rugby so much, its too over-rated and rugby games disrupt nights out at pubs and bars, I wish rugby games went back on at 2.30pm like they used to - night-time is for drinking with your homies not watching crappy rugby games. Anyway i have found better and cheaper alternatives to public houses, hotels and taverns and it can be found at the nearest park, riverbank or during the drier summer months - the Hutt River. No "Daniel Carter Broke his finger while tackling some Springbok/~~Wannabe~~Wallabee/Lion" or whatever Rugby Sucks poopoos and wee-wees. Call me unpatriotic I dont care but theres more to Aotearoa than Rugby - The days of rugby and patriotism went out with the macarena.
Buying my new whip in 2 weeks - no more having to put up with crowded buses or trains - frequently running late. Fucking hell just as my flier was pulling out of Upper Hutt this morning the 0930 to town pulled out at the same time, Im wondering if this strike by ontrack is over. If it is then Tranz Metro must be up to their old tricks again of lollygagging and bullshit, and frankly with fares going up 15% in september im starting to question the worth of keeping the suburban trains after all - unless they get there act together and quit deliberatly running late by not having any drivers and shit, plus some of them are 50 years old so they need replacing. A Prime example of superior metropolitan tranportation can be found in Melbourne, (one of my ex- colleagues at ADT is fron there and he says that Wellingtons system of public transport is shocking compared to Melbournes)
Last day of freedom means last day of making the most of it for a while - 10 days of unemployment wasnt so bad - esp. how i no longer rely on the dole. havent done so for 17 months. - ANyway WINZ ~~Exploit you~~ make you pay back money when they keep fucking up, why should people have to pay for the mistakes of others anyway?
Oh B4 I go -A Vote for National Is a Vote for Al Qaeda New Zealand will be very dangerous place if Dunny Trash was PM, we'd have sickos like Osama Bin Laden bombing NZ targets both at home and abroad. And as a 100% straight person i greatly appreciate the Open Mindedness and liberal thinking of Labour, 1st its the civil unions now Gay Adoption Proposals. Now from a 100% straight persons perspective, I think its a good idea that gay and lesbian couples can be treated equally as hetrosexual couples. Those anti-gay Christian Funda - MENTAL - Ists opposing this plan can be bitchslapped from here to the 4 cnrs of the earth for there narrow minded bigotry and prejuidice.

RONALD MC-ASS CLOWN [Friday 7 July 2006 11.16am]

SO LAST NIGHT: In honor of my sisters birthday, she requested some McDonalds for dinner. This request erupts into a conversation with my and my dad which went something in the lines of like this:
DAD: For Dinner were going to have McDonalds, what would you want.
ME: Youve got to be fucking joking, you know i dont eat McDonalds
DAD: why not?
ME: I Just dont eat it.
I dont think neither my dad nor both my sisters know that im running a website dedicated to the untimely Demise of this global hamburger chain, Ive told them in the past that I dont eat McDonalds, it seems they keep forgetting that I dont, but they dont know of my opinions towards it, although my dad took a wild guess later in the night by quoting "corporate greed?" Anyway i stuck with fish and chips whilst the others scoffed back the products of an evil exploitative corporation.
Oh which reminds me, Upper Hutts Very Own Booger King opens next week or the week after, I also hate Burger King but to a lesser degree than McFuckers. KFC i can tolorate but only just, It seems that Subway is far more superior than all the fast food chains around - excellent service and supreme yet very healthy food. Oh yeh and thanks to my now ex-shift partner im now hooked on Kebabs (AbraKababra on manners has some great tasting kebabs - as does that azrum kebabs in Upper Hutt (note: its closed for refurbishment at the mo) ) Kebabs are too - just as healthy as Subway. Lots of carrots, onion and garlic in a pancake fried without oil.
Weather people realise it or not - Ronald McDonald is a Kiddie Fiddla Ass-Clown sent by satan to destroy the children of the world. Nostradamus predicted the rise of 3 tyrans whom he dubbed 'antichrists' Napolean was one, Hitler the other, the third I believe is Ronald McDonald. The 3rd Antichrist is meant to emerge as a peace-maker before he goes on a rampage all in the name of 'global domination' - note that Ronald McDonald was a few years back named the 'global ambassador for world peace' now he is on a program of world domination. Its even mentioned in the bible (Revalations) although he is not mentioned by name I can see the traits of the beast in Ronald McDonald.
I...Think...I'll..head away and Update the McJihads website now, if im not back l8r today have a gr8 weekend and i'll c u all next week - Toodledoo.

LIES, LIES [Thursday 6 July 2006 2.20pm]

TYPICAL OF THE WOWSER BRIGADES: Now they are adding lies in there evil, criminal campaign to put the Drinking Age back Up Lets get this straight.
I suppose your the same bunch who wants 18 and 19 year olds to do a compulsory 2 year stint in the NZ Army (and if don brash had his way they would be shipped off to some slaughter fields such as Iraq and very soon North Korea) Raising the drinking is is in my opinion a fucking joke and in my sense a crime.
by international law 18 is the legal age of adulthood, raising the drinking age will mean otherwise law abiding adults will be forced into allyway drinking with child drinkers - Adults will be loitering outside bottle stores asking a 20+ year old "can you buy me some vodka?" and abusing them if they didnt comply, binge drinking deaths for 18 and 19 year olds would actually increase - just as the increase of the drinking age in the US from 18 to 21 has done.
With our troops in East Timor - many only just 18 years of age, A Combat death is very likely, And if the first death is of an 18 or 19 year old in such a situation then would the wowserists STFU and quit telling people old enough to die for New Zealands democracy that they cant drink beer?
Wowserists should be thrown in jail - detained indefinatly without trial at the discretion of HM the queen. then jailed for a long time. Bastards.
CURRENT MUSIC: Jimi Hendrix - Look Over Yonder

IM BACK WITH SOME GOOD NEWS [Wednesday 5 July 2006 1.30pm]

HI-HO FOLKS: 2 Hours on and i have some most excellent news.
I Have got the job at the other security firm so its all good. even though its part time for the first 2 weeks but then its all plain sailing from there on. Tomorrow or friday ill have to go and hand in my ADT Uniform. I guess ill call the ADT uniform hand in 'the funeral' and last goodbyes of an otherwise fruitful 16 month stint. In any case I dont start at this new place for another 2 or 3 weeks. Maybe i should take a holiday, Wait, its gunna take that long to get a passport anyway so really taking a holiday would be a waste of time.
You might have noticed some minor changes to this website, could this be a sign that im gunna be making MAJOR changes AKA another 'pimpin up'? We'll just wait and see.
3 more weeks till I get my new Whip and PC. Maybe moving will also be on the cards depending on how my Job goes.
Some GTA San Andreas and Liberty city stories maybe later this arvo? I think So. Shit gotta get my sisters birthday present too.

MY BAD [Wednesday 5 July 2006 11.30am]

MY BAD HOMIES: I said to you yesterday that I was going to be making some minor changes to this site, However I ran out of time as my bus was to be coming in 5 minutes, I should have it all updated by mid afternoon so again My Bad. In 3 weeks time I should have all the time in the world as i will be aquiring my own PC (as well as a whip to get around in - again nevermind the petrol prices) So yeh no more internet cafe or PC Restrictions haha!
What a rotten as day outside - all the ferries are in dock and why should they sail when its 10m swells and 120km/h winds out in cook strait? A Rumor going round was that the airport is closed but again its just a rumor - Only the airport ppl know if its open, but anyway there is a long line of traffic heading North on STate Highway 2 into the hutt valley, the rain has brought powerpoles down at Horokiwi and traffic is backed up to about Kaiwharawhara all the way up to Petone. So im expecting my return bus to be running some 20 minutes late today, giving me all the time in the world despite the fact im still living the 'rushed this, rushed that' mentality that ive absorbed over the past 18 months.
Another reason to think McFuckers is Evil - They desecrate religion - nevermind the that that the golden arches are now more recognised than the Christian Cross - but last months 40th jubilee of Upper Hutt, looking at some historic photos of the city i learnt that in 1979 the historic St. Hildas church was ~~'Relocated'~~ oops i mean forcibly evicted from Main St to Cruickshank Road just in order to build the Upper Hutt branch of McFuckers and Upper Hutts Branch of McFuckers the service is probably the worst of the worst McDonalds anywhere in New Zealand. I Swor eoff McFuckers in February and since then have waged war upon it and its a good thing i did. I regard myself as alot healthier now than back in February.
Speaking of fast food - Bunger Peasant another shitty as "fast food" outlet opens in Upper Hutt either next week or the week after, how sad can we get just for a bit of globalisation in this otherwise shithole Wellington suburb?
Ill be right back.

BETTER THAN EXPECTED [Tuesday 4 July 2006 2.48pm]

HAD A JOB INTERVIEW YESTERDAY: And i can tell you it was better than expected, Its at another security firm - straight back into the game right dawg? Well security is my trade so why not? If i dont hear from them today ill hear from them tomorrow. Nail-biting action.
Just missed my bus just before - the 2.35pm flier was pulling out of Courtaney place east bus stops just as the one from Kilbernie was pulling in (i had a job interview at kilbernie today) So i have to wait 1/2 an hour for the next bus back to upper hut and thats another hour of my time. So why not kill time by adding another random post? Umm...OK.
I think i might chuck on the beatles MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR as soon as I get home whilst playing some GTA liberty City Stories. or San Andreas. (still picking up LCS but San Andreas is by far the best - funnier quotes).
I have coffee crash as I write, must head to citystop after this for a caffeine boost, Fuck its cold as outside. Ill be watching that shuttlew launch tonight with a few cans of beer - I wonder whats gunna happen Now these idiot pill poppers at NASA have decided to launch discovery despite the fact a cracked foam pad or something whatever exists now thats a recipe for disaster, havent they learnt their lessons after columbia or challenger?
Ok i think ill make some Minor Changes to this site and head on my way for a coffee and later on maybe some beers if i have time. I have to catch the 3.05 flier back to Upper Shithole AKA BOGAN-Ville (note: More and more boyracer fucks are taking over Upper Hutt thus leaving the bogans a dying breed) haha. till maybe tomorrow - Peace y'all.

THATS IT!!! [Monday 3 July 2006 11.42am]

IN 3 WEEKS: Im getting myself a new whip, im sick of public transportation, crowds and being unable to move to the point of discomfort and people who dont fucking cover their mouths while coughing or whatever - hey if H5N1 was around now in pandemic form each and everyone of us on the flyer would be dead within 24 hours. Im sick to death of the trains and how they are on an 'advanced saturday timetable' cos of some ontrack industrial dispute.
Nevermind the $1.70 p/l petrol prices or the fact the LTSA is gunna sell out my info to some 3rd party interests (notably pacific retail finance) (note: ill make sure they dont and i'll make it clear to them when i register my new whip with them).
Job searcing - yeh all well scored up 2 interviews in the spate of 1/2 hour today so not too bad for a 1st day, I am highly confident i will have settled into a new form of employment within 3 weeks and without having to resort to becoming a piad daytime TV Critic by the government. Otherwise allah/god/buddha/krishna have mercy upon my soul.
Ok ill BBL ill let you know how my job hunt goes primarily everyday till i find a job so toodles for today.
LATE CHANGE: 1321 - June 2006 archives have been added - Wessyde.

NO TYRES FOR THE CITY [Monday 3 July 2006 11.23am]

ANOTHER REASON TO THINK: That Upper Hutt is a fucking Shithole. First it was the Wool processing plant, then General Motors car plant, Then the Coca Cola Plant, now the Tyre factory...and I blame free-market economic policys of the 80s in conjunction with political wrangling of Today. Lets face it Upper Hutt is a shithole.
Oh yeh speaking of which, Stuff must be hiding inside a cave or something A Student at My old School being given the golden boot for capping a teachers ass was in the Upper Hutt Leader last week, funnily enough a student who caps another student gets what....15 minutes lunchtime detention at best, and continues to re-offend.
Upper Hutt Blows monkey Ass for cheap crack cocaine

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