YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

ITS ALL OVER [Friday 30 June 2006 8.08am]

CASARA-SERA WHATEVER SHALL BE WILL BE....: Sixteen Months, 3 days, 14 hours and 28 minutes of working for ADT officially ended eight minutes ago, so its now back to being a 'daytime TV Critic' or is it?. In fact in typical ned flanders fashion I was singing/whilstling Casera-Sera only an hour before i officially become redundant.

Im gunna miss this job but more importantly the friends ive made in the past 16 months.

Now just cos ive lost my job it dosnt mean Year Zero will stop, for as long as im going YZ will continue to pour out posts - to keep you beloved loyal fans entertained - I love you all.

Something i was so garunteed to be long lasting ended just before...So long farewell work.

CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Dramatic Theme

THIS IS THE END...MY FRIEND [Thursday 29 June 2006 7.51pm]

AT 0800 TOMORROW MORNING: Sixteen months of service with ADT will come to an end - Streetwise (my division) will cease to exist as from 2359 tomorrow night. Going back to my old division is just a waste of time as i have to re-apply and go through the same procedures as i did in February 2005 just to get my old job back. So i guess its back to being a 'daytime TV Critic' However not for long.
I am considering going into the courier trade - all I need is a van and im sound as a pound.
Oh yeh i do apologise for hitting the roof in my previous post - Im just so fucked off that some guy can be charged - and threatened with jail - with growing a harmless marijuana plant whilst boyracers get away with there sick and twisted crimes against humanity, and ive always believed that the ~~Misuse of Drugs~~ Enabling act is a peice of treason - sadly the govt. Doesnt recognise treason anymore - despite the fact it is still written into ~~New Zealand~~ oops i Mean '(British)Crown Law'. - Maybe so the Government can commit treason and get away with it.
If NZ had a written constitution then Prohibition probably wouldnt exist and im sure that People like Mother Mary Aubert and Richard Seddon would be turning in their graves right now - Im quite sure that Mr. Seddon would have had people like Jim Anderton hanged for his 'rediculous beliefs'.
Enough about how much I fight injustice in Aotearoa. But lets look back at the last 16 months ive been working as a security guard/City warden.
- Keeping Drunks at bay
- Keeping teenage rejects in order at premier events
- Theft Suppression.
- Cleaning up the streets and keeping an extra security presance in the streets and always willing to help people if in need.
Worst event ive done - Probably the 7s - too many drunken Skanky Teenyboppers, Jocks and Preps and BzP addicts (most of them where on BOTH Alcohol and BzP and the mess to clean up afterwards was astoundingly huge.)
Overall - a renounding success.
All of the above i have done and have most of the time enjoyed. But as with any enforcement job - babysitting drunks and/or BzP OD'rs was not my favorite sort of job, having to clean up their mess and administer first aid until paramedics took over - not a good sight. Another thing i wont miss are the Pedestrian unfriendly traffic lights around wellington - the ones that insist that pedestrians wait the longest but give the absurdly shortest amount of time to x the road (ala courtaney/taranaki/manners/dixon lights and several others)
Peace to all the friends I have made over the last 16 months - Ill see you on the wessyde - RESTECP.
No matter what i will be doing in the future - My website will still be running for all to see and enjoy. Fans - I can assure you i will still post and keep you all informed and entertained with e-pinions and a day-to-day wreap of things no matter how controversial or non-controversial they maybe.
To my soon-to-be ex- employers and co-workers: All the best folks and I will see you on the Wessyde. Peace.
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Dramatic Theme

PROHIBITION IS HIGH TREASON [Thursday 29 June 2006 7.34pm]

DEATH TO ALL PROHIBITIONISTS: You sick bastards need to be hanged for your crimes, If yor gunna Prohibit Freedom of Speech Then you may as well face a 'special tribunal' along with all you MPs who wish to keep a life-giving herb classified as an 'illegal' (whatever the fuck that means to you) drug. For such a tribunal i recommend the death penalty be imposed for your sick and twisted crimes against the people of New Zealand in addition to the crime of treason.
The ~~Misuse of Drugs~~ Enabling Act is a TREASONOUS peice of legislation. Some guy who grows a bit of the peace herb is threatened with the gulag if he 'fights the man' while a Boyracer who kills a young mother leaving her child motherless gets off with a slap on the wrist. Is this justice? or do your government stick up to these precious little preppie fucks in there souped up cars that when they dont kill an innocent family shout abuse at pedestrians - These boyracer scum are playing with fire and risk 'the bash' from members of the public. The cops should have the power to literally side-swipe boy/girl racers off the road and if they die - TS - thats collateral damage. DEATH TO ALL BOY AND GIRL RACERS!!!!
you can trial some guy just for publishing 'anti government leaflets' why not charge sick and twisted fucks like Jim Anderton, Marc Alexander and peter Dunne for 'Capital Treason' (as treason was a capital offence until 1989) and waging war against the people of Aotearoa New Zealand. Marijuaan prohibition is terrorism and treasn and such a prohibition considered a treasonous offence.
FIGHT THE MAN, DEATH TO THE SYSTEM, DEATH TO ALL PROHIBITIONIST TREASONOUS PIGS.

Movie Piracy is bad mmkay [Wednesday 28 June 2006 7.08pm]

TINSELTOWN IS FUCKED: Why the fuck cant they think of anything original these days instead of ripping off some old TV Show and/or Movie, The latest in a string of ~~Remakes~~ Rip Offs now includes the cult favorite Superman of which was originally released in 1978, now these Richie Riches are making a big song and dance about it - overhyping it to the max.
Clearly a prime example of what Marijuana and LSD Prohibition has done to america - It feeds the rich while it suppresses the poor, but thats not my point, because of this Hollywood execs can no longer think up of anything original and just butcher old TV Shows or movies, What the Fuck? were living in a post 9/11 society were are the action packed war films or movies about some terrorist bastards getting smoked out by a group of anti-terrorist police? They had heaps of war films during the 2nd world war, whats happening to day is just a fucking disgrace, You Hollywood execs - go smoke some cheeba or drop some blue cheers maybe you will think of something original rather than smoking your expensive cigars and drinking your martinis coming up with the absolutley absured concept of ~~Remaking~~ oops i mean butchering old movies or TV Shows.
They say that Movie Piracy is s crime, Ripping off old movies and TV Shows counts as "movie piracy" so why is that still legal when burning movies off the net and onto CD's isnt? You wouldnt steal an Ipod wouldnt you? You wouldnt steal a cellphone wouldnt you? so why steal old movies and TV Shows? (note: im against movie piracy of any sort but it seems one sort of piracy is legal whilst the other isnt - Double standards is you ask me)
BTW POTC is so majorly over-rated, much like the sleep inducing Da Vinci Code - Quit shoving shit in our faces expecting us to watch it, you cant dictate to me what i can and cant watch, Ive said this before and ill say it again - I ABSOLUTELY DEPLORE OVERHYPE
Other issues - Yeah OK. As soon as i got up this arvo i called my old boss from my old division pleading him to give me my old job back, But it turns out ill have to re-apply and there is a waiting list. Frankly i think im just wasting away my time, I transferred division because i wasnt getting the hours i needed now this is how they repay me? Yeh OK Whatever...Im going to another security company. Its been a good 16 months so byebyebye-bye.
~~Welfare Jockey~~ oops i mean "Daytime TV Critic" is not a good career option, but the good news i have 2 job interviws lined up, i think im garunteed one so fingers crossed.
Slightly more than 36 hours to go and its farewell to a company i worked at for slightly less than 17 months. I think ill take in my discman and listen to Pink Floyds "dramatic theme" as i look at the office from the outside for the last time and walk off to the train station. Such mellow sounds for a trying time esp. when the futures uncertain.
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath

LOOKIN' BACK [Thursday 27 June 2006 7.16pm]

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 26 2005: I began my position with ADT Tyco - somebody who knew very little, if anything about the security industry, fucking hell i didnt even know how to use a dallas pipe or whatever.
Tuesday June 27 2006 - I is about to leave ADT Tyco having gained a fucking hell of alot of skills, Having trained up the Newbies at my old sites and having made a hell of a lot of new friends - clients, tenants of clients and colleagues - some of whom - especially the tenants of old clients I have forged a long lasting friendship with over the past year and 4/10ths and now its time to move on having gained shitloads of skills and self respect and discipline, something that 18 months ago i thought was a complete fucking joke and something i wasnt going to acheive - until that day 16 months ago.
In 60 and 3/4 hours I will be leaving behind 16 months of nothing but gains, not to mention the biggest gain my personal health - I weigh ALOT less, having started work weighing in at close to or around 100kgs - now i am only 78kgs. Must be all that walking ive done in addition to healthy foods ive eaten.
To all my colleagues, Supervisors and bosses i will be leaving - RESTECP and all the very best, hope to see you around.
Peace up to the street crew I speak to on my nightly rounds - Blanket Man (note: he has a new and much cleaner blanket than that traditional purple one), Busman, the can man. All the best with your futures and in finding accomodation.
Peace to the starmart manners mall crew for providing us with the many range of ~~Midnight Snacks~~ Lunches you have.
I think I might reminice even more - I fucking miss Play why oh why did you have to close down? I miss the Victorian Bitters and all. Peace to Justin and my old crew (paul, hayley, carl etc) and whatever your doing now, shine on you crazy diamonds - RESTECP.
BTW Don Brash is a pill popping wanker and Rodney Hide is just a mediawhore. John Keys if you like Australia so much then why dont you fuck off there then. And playschool jacqui quitcha exploitation of religion in the name of profit. God is cool man pay some RESTECP to him man.
Sorry if im startin to ramble, Im just bored at the mo. Anyway Ciao
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Any Colour You Like

THE FUTURES UNCERTAIN..... [Monday 26 June 2006 7.45pm]

....AND THE END IS HERE: I feel like cranking up some sounds to mourn the Irony of my redundancy, the soundtrack for the loss of my job shalt be.
- The Doors, The End
- Black Sabbath, Warning.
- Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath
- Pink Floyd, Dramatic theme.
The latter song is what i'll be listening to on the way home Friday morning, while taking one last look at the office. The sun will set. Its over y'all. 16 months at ADT Tyco all down the drain.
Not much to say today, just awaiting D-Day. Come 0800 friday thats it, so long to 16 months of 'loyal service'. However there are hopes of a slight miracle, it will probably be one if a miracle does occur. I will certainly review these 'glory days' of the last 16 months later this week, what ive done and all that shit, im sure you all want to know.
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink floyd - Interstellar overdrive

GETTING READY [Friday 23 June 2006 7.17pm]

SIX MORE SHIFTS: 159 hours - six and a bit more days and im facing the VERY REAL prospect of going back to becoming a daytime TV Critic paid by the Government - Its like a backtrack, and i dont want to become like i was pre February 2005 days - anyway action has been taken. Ive sent my CV out and around, so far 2 applications have come back - "it is to inform you with regret that your application was unsuccesful" - The past is coming back to haunt me.
Im gunna miss the morning coffee and reading the newspaper with the Parking Wardens and yellow coats in the smoko room, Im gunna miss having a korero with many of the homeless folk. Im gunna miss popping into starmart at 1.30am to grab lunch (note: night to me is day and day is night - thats what nightshift does to you). Anyway tonight is the final TGIF - something i wont miss as courtaney place is full of drunken preppie sluts and poser jock boyracer cunts trying to mess with you in there drunken state well i say FUCK YOU LEARN TO HANDLE YA BOOZE PROPERLY AND LAY OFF THE PARTY PILLS YA PREPPIE SCUMBAGS. - Maybe the combo of BzP and booze have already poisoned ya already brainwashed minds. I mean im sick and tired of having to clean up your mess and babysit yous until paramedics come along.
The usual this weekend - playstation, playstation, playstation. Lord knows how much money you can save by avoiding the hustle and bustle of Courtaney-Preppie Place when you can be at home playing GTA San Andreas, Liberty city stories, Tony Hawk Underground 2 or True crime NYC with only a six pack.
Another thing i wont miss - the pedestrian unfriendly lights, The following set of traffic lights are to be avoided as much as possible by pedestrians, they give so little time for them to cross but make them wait the longest, Why dont they make cars wait for as long as pedestrians - see how these rich elitists in there pollution machines feel to be a 'second class citizen'.
These lights are:
- The Courtaney Place/Taranaki/Manners St intersection
- Any set of lights on Willis St from manners up to lambton.
- Courtaney Place/Tory St intersection
- The lights opposite shell on customhouse quay
- Bunny St to the railway stn.
Take note that the lights on the sidestreets of Featerston are FAR more pedestrian friendly, now why cant the above lights be more like the ones on featherston sts sidestreets?
Umm...Ok im out for the day as i have a 12 hour shift to contemplate - hopefully the last 12 hour shift ill ever do - at least for now. Ill be back monday with some politicking and other bits and peices, till then Ka Kite.
CURRENT MUSIC: MFSB - Love is the Message (Instrumental)

NINE MORE DAYS [Wednesday 21 June 2006 7.21pm]

NINE MORE DAYS: And im either A-) back to being a Daytime TV Critic paid by the Government to watch crappy and unpredictable 80s sitcoms, B-) back into my old division or C-) In another Job, the good news is that our boss is paying us to take time off to attend Job Interviews so its all sweet.
Speaking of work, I had a meeting this morning concerning the events of last week and how a particular person of whom i regard as a 'lying manipulative motherfucker' (i actually said those exact words to describe him in front of my boss) is one of those, This particular person (i wont give names as yet) is an irresponsible fuck and thinks hes so cool going around with the radio in his hand yet he does SFA work, I actually forwarded a formal complaint against him this morning. Frankly im surprised that this issue hasnt gone fists-and-cuffs as yet, but we'll see about that, even though i wouldnt resort to violence - It could jeopordize my security guards job.
Nothing planned this weekend except the normal, It seems inconceiable ill head ut with the boys for our break-up doo just in case a certain person makes a smart-ass comment to any of us while drunk and the situation turns violent. On the bright side of things me and my colleague have been frequently joking about certain places in Wellington, Man im gunna miss that.
Blanket man - I should seriously consider him as 'Wellingtonian of the Year' - Hes a true blue Tidy Kiwi, always disposing his litter in the bins provided, hes part of the unique integral social fabric of wellington. Ive met so many of the street peoples while at work, Most of them are the easy going sorts, however only a handful (Rangi and Raa and also that grey haired dude that speaks with a grunt and drinks the meths) are the trouble makers. (note: now honestly youve gotta be a nutter to drink meths aka purple death i can remember these cunts at My old school actually drank it with coke and our principal called in a full school assembly telling us 'youve got to be mad to drink this shit and it kills you outright - if it hasnt blinded you or fucked your liver up' well not in those exact words but thats what he clearly meant.)
Oh yeh 2 of my Timezone manners mall friends are now working at Subway on Courtaney, Amazing.
Right im out - Peace.
CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Warning

So...Come Crawling Back to us eh! Pt I [Tuesday 20 June 2006 7.25pm]

AFTER MY JOB INTERVIEW: This morning, I rang my old boss from my old division. With only 9 more days till the end of my current division, I pleaded with him to go back to my old division. He said 'we'll think about it and we'll give you a call'. So now I play a game i really hate ...... the waiting game.
The Job Interview? I dont think ill take this job, Im Not very happy when im run up 1/2 drunk at 2am with the now all too familair "can you do this urgent job out in blah bah?", The devil you know so ill stay with my old firm - for now, but back to my old division.
Haha - Me likey Very Much Humor for the masses.
Hows that cold? Yeh its getting better, still got that chesty cough, nothing more than One Bourbon and Cola at a time wouldnt fix, or when im working schweppes tonic water (full of quinine goodness).
Oh yeh that Dunderpate at the end of my street should just move - im concerned about tbe many elderly people in my neighborhood who get around in scooters and have to go out onto the busy road which connects to the motorway - You see this fucker habitually parks his car ON the driveway not OFF STREET or INSIDE the property, Hopefully the City council will wake up and smell the dope about this and tow this bastards car away. (note: i think some of my colleagues can do this, trouble is this is Upper Hutt, not town we is talking about).
Ok im out for the night, Slave labour beckons - Peace and Restecp to y'all.
CURRENT MUSIC: Alice in Chains - Them Bones

AmeriKKKa the Brutal [Monday 19 June 2006 8.14pm]

SO ANOTHER USA-N. KOREAN: crisis is looming upon us, Nevermind the BASE 7 Prophecy Scale. its time for a bit of a viewpoint here.
Firstly - The current Regime of N. Korea and Kim Jung Il is as brutal and Barbaric as slavery, Kim Jung Il is a TFB (Total Fucking Bastard) I Urge him to leave His Neighbors the hell alone. Democracy and Unity must come for Korea but peacefully without either N. Korean or western interferance.
But here is another TFB who is even worse than Kim Jung Il, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, The Ayatollah, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Slobodan Milosovic or Mullah Mohammad Omar put together - His name is George Walker Bush, the President of the United States of Arrogance. George Bush has for a long time threatened to use nukes against the Democratic Republic of N. Korea, he should realise he is making a huge mistake here. Bush is now threatening N. Korea to disarm its nuclear weapons and energy program but if youd study your history the truth lies in this fact AMERICA HAS MORE NUCLEAR WEAPONS THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH PUT TOGETHER AND HAS BEEN THE ONLY NATION TO HAVE EVER USED THEM ON ANOTHER Why arent the west or even the 'Global Peace promoters' ala the UN telling George Bush to "lay off the nukes". I mean why is the global community silent over the USA's threats?.
Any nuclear strike by the US on Korea would destabilise the entire asia pacific rim and weather New Zealand realises it or not a destabilised Pacific rim would almost certainly draw it into a conflict - possibly on the side of the americans. New Zealand should hang its head in shame for remaining silent over the issue - Helen Clark has previously expressed her bravery in the past for telling the Dubya dictatorship to "fuck the hell off". Now this time she remains silent probably due to fear that if she tells america to 'disarm your nukes' then AmeriKKKa - in conjunction with Australia - will turn its campaign of aggression against Aotearoa.
The world needs to realize that AmeriKKKa is the true enemy here and wants global power and domination, With the US Forces committing atrocities in Ramadi as I write, a 'Campaign of Aggression' on N. Korea is only a shot away. George Bush and his cronies need to be dragged from there offices, detained without trial (like they do to anybody who opposes their regime) and publically hanged with members of the public to be throwing rotten fruit and vegetables at Bush and his cronies. Bush is a Grade-A Criminal. Fuck America, Fuck Bush - Rot in Hell you Pigheaded Yankee-doodle Bastards.

Gone Dee Locks and the Free Beers [Monday 19 June 2006 6.48pm]

TADA...BEHOLD: Well i certainly look different today, Ive taken to have got a haircut so i no longer spawn those locks i have been growing the last 3 months, The reason for this haircut - next Thursday is my las day at my current place of employment so this week is marked with Job interviews, Job Interviews and more. Ive got one tomorrow at another security company - same job, different co, However its goodbye to being a city ambdassador (more on that later this week or next - Wellingtonians will be familiar with this)
It looks like that flu i had 2 weeks ago is back - but much more milder. I Think its more the 'common cold' side of it but whatever it is its extremely mild. Its either the spin-off from the flu of 2 weeks ago or something i picked up at work last week But the cure for it is simple - Woodstock Bourbon and Cola (the 500mlx9% shit) It seems to have all but gone now and ive only had it since yesterday.
The weekend - yeh the norm, My mate J shouted me 2 750ml bottles of DB at the pub on Saturday, anyway after a few more 750ml bottles of DB and no sleep since midday the previous day it was off home for some shut-eye at 7.30pm - which was good enough by me cos Rugby starts playing, I fucking HATE Rugby - Its worse now that the games are at night, They should go back to the days of 2.30pm kick-offs - Nightime is for catching up with your mates not watching shitty rugby games. I dont know why people still think its a bloody national religion when it hasnt been that way since the mid 1960s. Get with the times You Impudent Dunderpates.
Now what else is up?? Yeh OK Going home early tomorrow morning cos of my Job Interview otherwise, Yeh OK nothing else, Ill post tomorrow so Yeh - Byebye Thanks for Stopping By.

Q Hogs and the Fortunate One [Friday 16 June 2006 7.15pm]

I GUESS I COULD COUNT MYSELF: as one of the more fortunate ones today, realising i had the incorrect change for my bus fare to work (which is just as well i got the bus in cos the trains are again -and for the 3rd time this week - running 10-15 minutes late) i hurried off to woolworths which is just across the road from the Upper Hutt train station and with 10 minutes to spear grabbing a chocolate bar just so i can get the correct change for the bus, anyway what do i get, a long line at the checkout - Im not impatient but i dont have time for lines or queues, especially how i have become accustomed to hurried this and hurried that - the person in front of me was the typical queue hog - wanted to strike up a chit-chat with the check out person. Umm 'scuse me, if you wnt to chat, take it outside - some of us have buses to catch in like 5 minutes or something. Anyway getting my change i rushed to the station dodging traffic (Upper Hutt is so anti-pedestrian) and made my bus with seconds to spear. Again I blame the Queue Hogs for this, Maybe if i did miss my bus then i would have been rather fucked off. By now you'd all know I HATE Queues - Im not impatient - but again my hurried schedule means i dont have time for shit like this especially when i have to be at (A) Place in an certain amount of time. Also queues are a good way of spreading winter illneses and in the future when it comes BIRD FLU.
About the trains - i dont know why i waste my time with them - the fares are going up 15% in September and they still dont bother running to time, often without any explaination. Its pointless complaining cos it gets you nowhere and they dont listen. And with petrol prices the way they are - in addtion to the LTSA Selling your personal details to marketing companies - the chances of me buying another whip in the foreseeable future is very slim if not inconceivable indeed.
I wish one of my beloved fans a very happy birthday for tomorrow - lots and lots of love to you :) xoxox.
Ive got the 12'r tonight - and quite frankly im beginning to HATE TGIF due to the amount of drunken preppie dickheads out on Courtaney place trynna mess with us cos they cant handle their piss in addition to the padestrian unfriendly lights in certain parts of wellington, ahh well 14 more days of this and im out. Good riddens to where i work. he place i work (of which i will reveal in 2 weeks) has exploited and used me for the last 16 months and ill be glad im gone. The downside however is me facing the risk of going back on the Dole and out of the gloom of bitching about my job is that in 16 months Ive taught myself discipline and order, whereas previously i was an undisciplined "beat it pops" no-good street punk sponging off welfare destined to sooner or later end up in front of a judge. Foreigner wrote in 1985 "cant stop now, ive travelled so far". Im determined to push forward and not go back and ruin all the shit i have acheived in the last 16 months.
Before i go - Man New Zealand news is like sooo Boring, quite frankly any yank or pommy suffering from insomnia should only read the news in New Zealand to get them off to sleep. *Yawn* i think me too feel very sleepy reading NZ News.
Ok I is out for the week until next week Peace Yall - RESTECP!!!!
CURRENT MUSIC: Blue Oyster Cult - Dont fear the reaper

**BREAKING NEWS:** - YOU CRASHED MAH WHIP FOOL [Thursday 15 June 2006 7.06pm]

FIRSTLY IM OK: But i was hellishly shaken as - We had a bit of an accident at work Monday night, our ute rolled, Thankfully neither myself or my shift partner where injured, just violently shaken. Spent the last 2 days of accident leave recovering from the Psychological trauma and stress associated with it, the lesson i learnt was never to agree to having a MCB (mad cunt boyracer) drive the ute - i dont want to get into the 'tall poppy syndrome here' But im actually the safest driver in our team - Religiously obeying speed limits, religiously signalling turns, religiously obeying lights, signs etc....Had i driven then this accident could very well have been prevented. But the good news again neither of us where hurt
Talking to my workmate before there seems to be ALOT of bitching in my division, Each shift blaming each other for so and so this and that, Fuck i say cant we all work together, were a family lets just give it up, Mellow out man. FFS.
With the VERY REAL Prospect of me being made redundant in 2 weeks, ive got one last chance of convincing my supervisor to go back to my old division, even if it means a pay cut and fluctating hours (55 one week, 12 the next, 33 the next etc).
The Good News - IM BUYING A HOUSE AT THE END OF THE YEAR!!!!! uh-oh the responsibilities of a mortage will hit, Ill have to head out less (i dont go out that much anyway - i prefer to save my $$$) ahh well im raking in the rewards, thanks to a strict discipline of budgeting.
Im starting to H8 TGIF - too many drunken preppy dicks in the street trynna fuck with us - Yeh OK whatever you pink polo wearing Hellensteins freaks!!!
Right i is out for now - ready to face some real-as bitching from my team - ahh well im ready to become part of that but if its all too much ill head off home - Chur!!
CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Let their be more light

A BUSY FRIDAY NIGHT [Monday 12 June 2006 7.27pm]

IT WAS TRUELY A BUSY TGIF: Started at 2100, do some rounds, 'fiti patrol' in 'the whip' (with me driving), then more rounds, Heaps of 10:10's about, talked some sense into a drunk on courtaney messing with us, attended another 10:10 in cuba mall, followed by a break, more rounds, driving, back to base at 0800, fill out my logbook and several reports and homeward bound with the EOW coffee at 0850.
Sat and Sun where just the normal, but i was in bed come 2130 on Saturday night - Beer and no sleep not a good mix i tells ya. You fall asleep only after six cans.
In 2 weeks im gunna miss this routine - patrols, breaking up fights, this and that. tried to get an adult carpentry apprenticeship this afternoon but they said i needed a pre-trade certificate beforehand. So i guess its off to another security company.
I Get up too early on the 1st day back at nightshift, im tired as now, wont be surprised if i fall asleep at break-time. Ah well an easy sleep tomorrow morning when i get home. Its all good im taking the last of my leave l8r this week so its all good.
I think ill update tomorrow so until then Have a Well stacked Day.
CURRENT MUSIC: Jimi Hendrix - Look Over Yonder

SICK DAYS AND OTHER WORRIES [Friday 9 June 2006 7.30pm]

HI-HO FOLKS: The last 2 days i have been on sick leave (some sorta flu thingee) but im back to normal now - must be all that quinine based G&T that done ye trick. Must be caused by stress - after all the guys are starting to call me "ray jnr" - after one of the old guards who lashed out at the slightest things - he too was majorly stressed out - I NEED A DOOBIE I TELLS YA. why gimmie a can of beer when i could have a 1/4 oz of fine grade sensimilla?
One thing i really hate - Queues. The poms seem to love queuing, different story here, Im not an impatient person but over the last 16 months ive become accustomed to 'rush this' 'rush that' i dont have time for things, that is why i chose to avoid queues and crowded places, why spend certain amount of minutes in a line when ive got better things to do? As i say ive become accustomed to rushed dinners, lunches, this and that. I Think thats what causing me to stress out and get crook. Like i say im turning into one of the old guards who had a similar problem with stress. - too many long as hours and too little sleep. Hey in 3 weeks i can bitch about the place i work at to the high heavans - I wont be working their anymore innit.
Good news - my workmate heard through the grapevine of a job going in a sector of government, Im certainly getting out my CV early next week. pays quite good as well. But i need to look respectable - so a haircut is due for monday - and i need to go through the usual tests and shit to get in.
Since theres only 3 weeks left before i am unemployed again im taking some of my lieu days next week - another 3 day week. charmed life!! Anyway fridays is fast becoming my favorite day at work - Its all too action-packed. Plus i have saturday and sundays off so its all good for now.
Thats all for this week - unless i decide to post at breaktime, Till monday night - Peace y'all.

ITS 6 SIX SUCKS [Tuesday 6 June 2006 7.32pm]

BEHOLD, YE GREAT SATAN BESTOWS YE EVIL UPON YE EARTHLY WONDERS: - Nope I aint talking about the Crackhag or George W. Bush for that matter but today is 666 - the great day of evil, yet surprisngly nothing has yet happened, at least not in New Zealand or any other place within a close timezone to New Zealand.
Me and my colleague where standing on Courtaney place at 5.55am today talking about the world ending at 6.06am and six seconds, however time quickly moved to 6.12am - the world hadnt ended as it supposed to have 5 minutes 56 seconds ago and going back to the office we where making jokes about the six day of the sixth month of the sixth year - such a strange phenonomen wont occur for another 60 years, but a similar line date will be 7/7/07 - 13 months away, I wonder whats gunna happen that day if nothing happened today so far.
on getting up instead of playing GTA San andreas I listened to my maiden CD also some Slayer (note: its the national day of slayer) before heading off to work, i think next week i'll take a 3-day week and use the 2 lieu days i have owing all up before 'judgement day' bestows upon all of us in 3 weeks time. Fuck i really need to start sending out my CV in order to avoid the unscrupulous disadvantage of becoming once-again a 'Daytime TV Critic' whose weekly wages are paid out by the generousity of the NZ Government.
Oh yeh did the media have to exploit 06/06/06 with the premier of just another stupid remake (the omen?), the hollywood movie producers need to smoke some buddha sticks (3 skins) - maybe they'll come up with some ORIGINAL ideas for once rather than butchering a movie made 30 years ago.
It looks like im not the only one having 'serious issues' with 'N' at work, another colleague of mine says hes on the last straw, surprisingly 'N' was actually nice to me last night and acted with professional conduct - well 85% of the time - i could put up with the rest of the 15%, but when he takes it too far thats when the issue needs to be addressed.
OK the official launch of McJihad is up and running - ironically the 'official launch' was on 06/06/06, one day short the 30th anniversary of the opening of this evil and unethical hamburger chain out in Porirua.
Thats it for today but ill be back sooner than you expect it Muahahahahahahahaha....

I DONT WANT MY MTV [Monday 5 June 2006 7.20pm]

MONDAY 5 JUNE 2006: As if the 6/6/06 day of evil is just hours away bringing destruction to the human race then a day earlier we hear some ultra-evil news even before 666 has begun
According to the NZ Herald Sky TV is planning on launching 15 'pay per view' satellie channels, amongst this 15 includes the ultra-evil MTV. Frankly we dont need another American import onto our shores designed to exploit the youth of Aotearoa even more than currently so with the evils of 'westoxication' or in better terms 'ameritoxication'
MTV is plauged with the 'immoral standard of western filth' that is destroying, corrupting and exploiting the youth of the western world, softcore porn, violent rap music and other such evils which have destroyed western youths morals encouraging violent, arrogant behavior and pathetic attention-starved mediawhores (ala Britany Spears, Rhiana etc) then it force-feds down the throat pathetic and half baked reality TV Shows featuring you guessed it more attention starved Mediawhores, oh lets not forget the worst of the worst - Gayley Carson (or is it vice versa) and his ultra pathetic Teenage Retards Live (TRL) MTV is filth, vile and putrid.
Jello Biafra sang in 1985 "see the latest rejects from the muppet show shake their dicks and their tits as they lip synch on screen, theres something i dont like about a band that always smiles, another tax-write off for some schmuck who doesnt care" - How apt and Prophetic those lyrics where considering all this bullshit is actually occuring more than 20 years after these lyrics where first penned.
I dont think the NZ Broadcasting folk have learnt there lessons, MTV in New Zealand was a big failure in the late 90s and frankly it will be so again, so rather than New Zealand Broadcasters continuing to plague The youth of Aotearoa New Zealand with vile pathetic filth with a "talent-free zone", they should be encouraging our youth to think for themselves and be themselves rather than following others and what MTV dictates whats cool.
"MTV GET OFF THE AIR - NOW." - Dead Kennedys 1985.

Busy Night [Saturday 3.June 2006 1.51am]

ITS LIKE SO BUSY IN TOWN TONIGHT: Lots and lots of action and shit.
Yeeeay i get my TV today whoopeee.
Oh yeah - 'N' has been nice to me today, OK still taking the piss outta me but to an acceptable level i can put up with, but ive warned him if it gets too far, then the PG Will certainly go ahead.
OK Im out for the weekend, until Monday Peace and RESTECP to you all.

Its TV Time again [Friday 2. June 2006 7.44pm]

YEEEAY I GET MY NEW TV TOMORROW: Just something i can play my PS2 Upon and watch the Simpsons in peace without having to put up with the rest of my family watching pathetic mediawhores on these rediculous reality TV Shows.
Oh yeh another thing, I am now in the process of filing a PG against my thurs/fri supervisor. I can put up with so much shit from him, however he has simply gone to far the last 3 days, we'll call this guy 'N' and hes a little shit, he cheated his way to the top and nobody from any of the 4 divisions likes him professionally or personally. This is due to his arrogant bullying tactics he employs upon all of us, fuck he even thinks hes the supervisor of so-and-so division hes just a Useless Miserable Bastard as well as a FOS (Fresh outta School) so his maturity and self esteem level is very low.
UPDATE: 0131 6/2/06 - I have decided against using force against this particular person, I had a talk with one of the other staff members - who is also a close mate of mine - and they discouraged me from taking this matter on man-man and encouraged me to take this PG to management ASAP. I am however prepared to go as far as issuing a Personal Greiviance against this person if his behavior continues. Its just the fact that im so sick to death of this particular guys behavior i got a bit carried away, so again I have ruled out any "man - man" solutions and will go ahead with the PG.
Oh yeh its 6/6/6 on Tuesday - a one in a century day that supposed to bring all evil does anybody reckon something bad will happen? Maybe so or maybe not or maybe it will be just another boring day. Anyway it will be the NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER so listen to your Slayer albums up real loud.
Oh in happier news I drove the company ute again last night, I prefer driving at night and contrary to what they tell you - its actually ALOT safer than driving during the day - you can see the cuntrags more clearly than during the day and also its quieter too.

Oh Be welcome to Winter [June 1. 2006 10.10pm]

WELCOME TO WINTER: The 1st day of june, while you yankee-doodles are going 'yeeay summer is hear' we in the great southern land welcome in the winter with a southerly change on the way for sunday.
How'd my meeting go this morning? well at knock-off time we had a full-house staff meeting followed by individual meetings with the HR Panel, what would have been a 15 minute chat about my future including alternative employment offers within the company turned into 1/2 hour of a heated argument over contractral issues and re-application for the old division - of which i told them i would not go back to unless i would be getting a minimum of 40 hours per week and 2 days in a row off per week (i dont care what ones). In effect i am all but unemployed now but we have to show up each and every day for the next 29 days till 'Judgement Day' and we get paid for it.
So yeh its back to the 'bad old days' - after all ive put in over the last 16 months this is how they've repaid me, i feel betrayed and feel as though a giant dagger has been impaled into my back. First my permanent site was lost now this bullshit is happening - all of us at my division are affected and are anxiously awaiting judgement day.
This now means i am in the process of sending out my CV to other security firms in the hope of acheiving a mobile patrolmans job these ones are normally 12x4 and 4 days off - again its rotating rostered work so i dont really give a fuck what days i have off.
OK My spin-off site, i should have it completed by tomorrow night for the rest of the world to see, it still needs work but by tomorrow night i should endeavor to have it 100% completed.
I Hve the honor of starting work 2 hours later tonight as i finished 2 hours late this morning so i think ill head there now and help my colleagues appreciate each others irony of judgement day. F'aa