YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

A SPECIAL HONOUR!!

LADIES AND JELLYSPOONS: I am proud to announce to you tonight a Very Special Honour! For that id like to Hearby Give HRH Prince Charles - Future King of Britian and all her realms beyond the seas the special title of Honourary Holy Warrior in the Global Crusade Against McDonalds. What he spoke of about this vile filth is nothing but the truth. And id like to personally welcome Prince Charles to the McJihads team!!!

RESTECP!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 28 February 2007 8pm

ROB GOULDEN FOR MAYOR?? NEVER!!!!

ROB GOULDEN AS WELLINGTONS NEXT MAYOR??: I say over my dead body!!!, Rob Goulden is my old boss from my last job and Hes the biggest asshole there is. He swore at me for the most smallest of an issue (getting a new and updated uniform). Hes as arrogant and crooked as ever!! Him as Mayor?? When the temperature in hell reaches 34f (-1c)

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 28 February 2007 7.56pm

TARIANA THE RACIST

IN AN ACT OF 'REVERSE RACISM': The Maori Party Wish to restrict emigration from western nations ie. UK, Australia, South Africa, USA. according to her she wants to "brown up" New Zealand.
And you thought those braindead farts from the National Front where Racist Bigots? Just look At where the Maori party are heading??

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 26 February 2007 8.12pm

CELLPHONES + DRIVING = DEATH

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE GOVT.: Are not listening to the advice of the 5-0 and the AA and not ban cellphones/texting while driving, Shit you may as well raise the blood alcohol limit from 0.08 to 0.1 like it was 25-30 years back or worse go back to the mid 1960s when it was only illegal to drive "grossly smashed outta yo face" in addition to scrapping Compulsory Breath testing and testing motorists only if they had been involved in an accident or committed a traffic violation.
All of the above would mark a major catastrophe on NZ Roads. Wake up and smell the Ganja Harry Dhynoven.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 26 February 2007 8.10pm

ITS BEEN A YEAR PTII

OMA DIED A YER AGO AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT: It still feels like it was only a few moments ago, time goes by so fast. I cannot believe she died only 3 hours after i arrived in christchurch.
On a Happier note i got introduced to the Dux De lux by my uncle this time last year in the midst of a christchurch NW (30c+) I wish there was a dux de lux here in Wellington but no...it had to be Christchurch and/or Queenstown!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 24 February 2007 2.41pm

HUTT DRIVERS SUCK ASS

HUTT DRIVERS SHOULD HAVE THEIR LICENCES RIPPED UP IN FRONT OF THEM: And i will list the behaviors that should get them there licences cut up.
- Not indicating.**
- Pulling out in front of other motorists
- Blasting there horns at drivers who are giving way to heavy trafic at round-abouts/give way signs etc....
** - Any driver, anywhere in NZ should lose there licence for not using there indicators. In fact i declare a Jihad on ANYBODY who does not use there indicator. - Bastard Scum!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 24 February 2007 2.33pm

ITS WEIRD

THIS TIME LAST YEAR: I was in the Wellington Airport Bar awaiting the boarding call for my flight to Christchurch to say goodbye to Oma. Its amazing how the technology of the planes have changed - all non-smoking, no service except for a small 50ml punnet of water and a small cookie plus the traditional Air New Zealand Sweets - Oh yeh they now have VIDEO SAFETY DEMONSTRATIONS rather than flight attendant safety demonstrations - at least on the 737-300s, the plane i flew down on.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 23 February 2007 1.46pm

CAN I ARKS YOUSE A QUESTION

CAN I'S ARKS YOUSE ALL A QUESTION: Why is there a Ronald McDonald Childrens Charities when McDonalds is clearly preying upon your children and setting them up to destroy there health? I Find it just evil that McDonalds can prey upon children in such an evil way on a cover theyre doing "good". Bolshevism, pure bolshevism!!! Fucking oath you may as well set up a "Rothmans childrens charities" or a "British American Tobacco Childrens charities" - Thats just to match the evils that both tobacco and McDonalds prey upon Children and later on in life upon there health!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 23 February 2007 1.40pm

HELLS VS THE 3RD ANTICHRIST

AFTER LAST YEARS CONNIES IN THE MAIL TRICK: Hells is once again in Hot Water. This time over a billboard depicting George W. Bush as the devil. Now the Advertising Standards Bureau have censored out this ad? WTF?? Hells is only depicting the truth in addition to advertising great pizza.
It states 'George W. Bush would never be likely to be seen in hell" - Well at least not hells pizza, well d'uh there aint a hells branch in the US - At least not yet judging by Hells success story, but what i mean is that George W. Bush would be seen in hell and i mean the 'abode of the dead' where sinners, murderers, cheats and traitors are sent after they die. George Bush has committed so many crimes in his 6 and a half year reign of tyranny - Ranging from Cheating the 2000 US Elections to his horrific Genocide and pillaging of Iraq in addition to his illegal occupation of this nation, spiralling it into a civil war with daily car bomb attacks.
I echo Russian president Vladimir Putins sentiment - that Bush is trying to spread his own arrogant will across the rest of the globe. and quite frankly George W. Bush has done far more to harm NZ-US Relations than any other president in history!!! Bush truely is - Equally with Paris Hilton - The Great Satan!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 23 February 2007 1.29pm

Its Been a Year PtI

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY: It was 11.50pm and the train i was on coming home from work stopped at U/Hutt station, i took the 7 minute walk from there to my now old house. When i got home i noticed my dad was still awake. Now my cellphone had packed up some days earlier but he had some bad news - Oma had been admitted to hospital with another stroke, This time it did not look good. My aunt in Chch had been in constant contact with my family throughout the day. So without much hesitation i jumped into the internet and booked a flight to Chch - 7.30pm Friday February 24 2006....
To Be Continued

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 21 February 2007 8.12pm

SMACKING SET TO BE BANNED (Finally!!!)

SECTION 59 OF THE CRIMES ACT: Where it states that parents can ~~beat the living shit outta there kids with whips, canes, kettles or their bare hands~~ oops i mean "reasonable force" looks set to finally be banned. The current law has caused misery and despair for generations of kiwis.
Contrary to the myth "smacking turns naughty kids into good and decent citizens" Smacking actually does the opposite. Im not afraid to say i was subjected to physical punishment until my early teens and smacking turned me into a nervous shivering wreck, I started smoking cigarettes, taking drugs, drinking to excess and slipped into a period of misery, lonliness and desolation. i lost confidence and began to show a major sense hostility towards my peers. Part of my war on preps comes from the fact i lost my self esteem as a teenager due to the misery brought upon by my strictly catholic upbringing - of which included the use of physical punishment - this despite myself rejecting catholicism as a teenager. To be quite honest hadnt i turned out the way i did from a couple of years ago - with a decent job which has brought my self-discipline, self respect and respect in general - as well as giving up the durries, drugs and moderating my alcohol intake to healthy levels - id quite possibly be either A-) Dead or B-) up with many of my posse in That free Hotel located in trentham - one of many Grand Hyatts provided by the govt. My Job Saved Me from even more indescribable misery!!!!
I cannot see the point. If its illegal to smack the living shit outta your parents and/or other adults then why isnt it illegal to smack the living shit outta your kids? Fuck those Christian Fuda-MENTAL-ists and those Familys Last who still think parents should have the god given right to smack the living shit outta your kids. And to those Folk - Go Fuck yoselves cos you just A bunch of Bitches
Smacking also teaches kids that it is acceptable to use violence to solve even the most trivial problems when conflict resolution and negotiation can solve the same issues this is why NZs youth crime is so high - because so many kids where brought up on corporal punishment and they picked the aggro up from there parents.
Weather it remains legal or not, I can be sure i would not want to raise my kids the way i was - subjecting them to a life of misery!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 21 February 2007 8.07pm

SHIT COCK-BASTARD FACE

JIM ANDERTON IS JUST A SICK CUNT: He wants to ban Party Pills when he doesnt even have the faintest idea that a ban on them will lead to MORE people using 'P', thus meaning MORE Killings, MORE Crime, MORE Misery...A P Fuelled pandemic brought on by the prohibition of Party Pills is what the govt (especially jim neanderton) brought upon himself.
Jim Anderton is nothing more than a bloodstained criminal eager to shove his power and misery down the throats of young kiwis, however in saying that his power has been weakened after his attempts to raise the drinking age was a miserable and humiliating failure.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 19 February 2007 1.46pm

METSERVICE = A CROAK OF SHIT

JUST WHAT HAVE THE METSERVICE GOT AGAINST WELLINGTON I could testify that yesterday i was driving along jervois quay and the temperature was at least 26c rather than the 22c mentioned on one-news, and 22c wouldnt bring crowds of people 6 deep to oriental pde beach. GET YOUR FIGURES RIGHT BITCHES!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 19 February 2007 1.43pm

JOHNNY ROTTEN GET OUTTA MY COUNTRY

JOHN HOWARD Get the fuck outta MY Country you Bush Bumming, Trigger happy Aussie Pig!!!! Yo like to claim your in NZ as a "goodwill visit" but your secret agenda is telling OUR Prime Minister that you wish to further erode New Zealands Sovereignty as what your itentions are. This is NOT australia, never was and never will be.
As for that journalist who called Dear Leader a "hippie dippy" Go to hell you Aussie Pig, at least our PM Doesnt ass-fuck alexander downer or George Bush in the shower - Go to hell you pig!!!!
An Australia-New Zealand merger?? Over my dead body. the temperature in hell needs to drop to -1c before that ever happens. Kiwi For Life Biarches!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 16 February 2007 3.38pm

NEW LOOK MCJIHADS

AS PROMISED An all new look McJihads is up an running for your benefit and to educate those nubies to my site how evil mcDonalds is.
RESTECP

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 15 February 2007 3.15pm

HEY YOU, LOOK, OVER HERE, OI, YOOHOO

hey did you know that: its only 66 days until.

4/20?

And if you can read the subliminal message below, you must be smarter than i gave you credit for.
ghrgvaei diteletbbxontgopinxres fggbchdaysyeruity fdfjifhisyudfgya giiqyrflyrdgkdfgsuke
Ill give you a few hints, Corbans, Cadbury, Hersheys, Exploit, Capitalism, teleflora, Profit, Misery!!!!
Again i cannot wait till 4/20 - lets hope there is a celebration down frank kitts way on that special day!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 14 February 2007 8.08pm

TAITAO FIELD GONE

DEAR LEADER: has Expelled Phillip Taitao Field over his alledged involvement in employing Thai immigrants for no payment. In addition to possible corruption charges over the scandal.
I smell a general election come years end, Dear Leader might not be able to function on such a slim majority, whatever the case Please dont let John "Wanker" Key be our next PM!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 13 February 2007 7.58pm

THE SS PENGUIN

IT JUST CAME TO MIND: Whilst taking a stroll through the Wilton-Otairi park section of Karori Cemetary you notice ALOT of graves for the victims of the sinking of the SS Penguin. The Penguin was a cook strait ferry that sank off Cape Terewhiti during a violent storm on this day in 1909 - 98 years ago. I just thought of it now after taking a walk through Karori Cemetary.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 12 February 2007 3.09pm

THE GRAMMYS SUCK ASS

ABOLISH THE GRAMMYS: They dont no longer reward talent, but pathetic no talent attention-whoring and see who can prance round like monkeys high on ludes chanting too a butchered old tune about "pimpin mah hoes whilst cappin tha gangsta wid a glock in a drive-by".
Oh Yeh for da record RCHP are sellout phoneys, they just killed themselves. They never used to be bad until the late 90s, thanks to commercialism gone mad. Californiacation was one of the worst albums ever - they sold out from that day.
So whilst some bastards in plad shirts reward no-talent phoneys crank up your Grip Inc, Slayer, Kreator and CoF albums and dive into a care-and conformist-free world.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 12 February 2007 3.05pm

THE MCJIHAD IS ONE YEAR OLD

RESTECP': It was One Year Ago Today that I Hiffed away that Big Mac Packaging for the last time and ordered a "state of jihad between myself and the McDonalds corporation" after receiving extremely appalling service at the Upper Hutt McDonalds the night before, Of course ive had extremely appalling service at a number of McDonalds' previously but that night it was the last straw. Sick to death of the rudeness, the delays and appalling service i decided to declare a Global holy war on McDonalds and to this date the war has come through with some success, but we have a long way to go before we defeat the corporate death burger, imprison and tie to a goal post and shoot that Kiddie-Fiddla Klown Ronald McDonald with a kalashnikov for his "crimes against humanity".
Healthwise im alot lighter, weighing in at 80kgs this is owing to the fact i eat ALOT of kebabs and eat ALOT of subway as an alternative to McDonalds - both of whom have FAR BETTER and SUPREIOR service than a global satanic entity that exploits there workers and destroys the planet.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 12 February 2007 2.56pm

SO WHATS WID?

WHAT HAVE I DONE LATELY?: SFA Is the answer, But were contemplating and undergoing a heavy period of blogging as of late.
After only a 3.5 hours sleep yesterday i drove out to P-Town/Bro-town/Porirua as i do every week and took a cruise around. Titahi Bay was crowded with swimmers as it is every hot day. Then it was back home and caught the train into town where i brought a personalised T-Shirt it reads "Anti prep - Suppressing and Oppressing Preps since 1999" or something whatsoever like that.
Come 6pm it was off to check out the newly opened Monteiths Brewery Bar in K-Town (Khandallah) - This bar is only 2 minutes walk from my house so having a pub so close to your house is extra convenient, saves you heading into town.
Oh yeh the Global Holy War on McDonalds turns one on Monday so yeh - if yozz eating the Great Satanic Burger outfit, chuck it out, pref. at a statue of Ronald Mcdonald - that dirty kiddie fiddla klown ass fuck!!!!
Well im off so ill cu latez, cha!!
CURRENT MUSIC: Velvet Underground - Venus in Furs

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 10 February 2007 2.58pm

ANNA NICOLES DEATH A 'TOTAL MYSTERY'

THE DEATH OF CELEBRITY ANNA NICOLE SMITH: Is a mystery. Despite earlier reports that an OD of Nodoze could have contributed to her death, no drugs where found in her hotel room, However again according to Wikipedia Anna Nicole was running a high fever between 104f and 105f (40c) over recent days.
Her body will be held until February 20 until a cause of death has been determined.
Anna Nicole Smith - The Marilyn Monroe of our Generation.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 10 February 2007 2.50pm

CARVELL VS THE CRIMINAL ENTITY OF NEW ZEALAND

AS PROMISED YEAR ZERO TALES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: Will be bringing coverage of the Trial of Greg Carvell, the man who enacted his very right to self-defense by shooting a p-fuelled maniac armed with a machete in an auckland gunshop. The trial starts monday.
Now it would be a tragedy for any jury to convict a man who enacted his right to self defence thus proving they are all a bunch of traitors to the nation. ANY PERSON OR POLITICIAN WHO WISHES TO REMOVE A PERSONS RIGHT TO SELF DEFENSE NEEDS TO BE CHARGED WITH AND - SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR - HIGH TREASON. - this includes politicians, sick freaks such as Annette King (Police Minister) and Mark Burton (IN-Justice minister)who are sponsoring these putrid criminal acts of waging war upon the very people they are supposed to serve.
Its no wonder this country is becoming sicker by the day, its our criminal politicians who are making this once proud nation ever so appalling!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 10 February 2007 2.35pm

DESPERATELY FILTHY

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Needs to be banned, permanently banned for life!! It portrays scense that are sinful, immoral and against the law of god.
The Show contains graphic sex scenes, pure filth, Immorality and is anti-family. it destroys the very moral fabric that this country was foundered upon and is unacceptable to audiences in a Country that was foundered upon the word of god.
It is hearby declared as from this moment a state of Jihad Exists against Desperate Housewives. All the cast, producers, creators and crew oughta be stoned to death, Or tied to the back a rugby post and Shot with a Kalashnikov rifle. DEATH TO THIS PRIME-TIME PORNOGRAPHIC PEICE OF SINFUL FILTH!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 9 February 2007 2.28pm

1st ANNIVERSARY

SUNDAY MARKS: The 1st Anniversary of the launch of the "Global Holy War against the McDonalds Corporation". Since then we have managed to educate members of the Public to become "McJihadists" or crusaders against McDonalds.
I Munch down my subway footlong turkey breast to that!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 9 February 2007 2.16pm

ANNA NICOLE 1967-2007

I JUST GOT THE NEWS: It is to announe the sad, sad news of the sudden death of TV Star, Mother and celebrity in General Anna Nicole Smith at the young age of just 39.
According to Wikipedia It has been reported she died on from an Overdose of Nodoze caffiene pills - simple OTC Caffiene base dpills that are reported to be as safe as coffee
Ms Smith started her long and distinquished path of fame as the wife of a Billionare and a bartender at the Hooters Bar franchise, later in life she hosted her own television show to compete with the Osbournes.
In recent months her life took a turn for the worst - her 20 year old son Daniel died from a reaction to prescribed anti-depressant drugs in September hours after she gave birth to her daughter danni lynn. .
My condolances go out to her partner radio personality Howard K. Stern, he must be going through alot of stress and devastation now that Anna Nicole has passed on, Little Dannilynn who now has no mother, and also Anna Nicoles family whom i acknowlage have had a "very rough ride" over the last 6 months.
RIP Anna Nicole.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 9 February 2007 2.57pm

I HATE GRAFTON RD

NORMALLY I GO TO WORK VIA KENT TCE: As oriental pde is infested with those dangerous pricks ALA 'Slow Drivers' however i had to take oriental pde and grafton rd to work tonight as i wanted to avoid A-) long queues at traffic lights that go red only seconds after going green thus not giving everybody in the queue anough time to get in in addition to eternal waits (so much for wgtns poorly designed traffic lights but that is another story) and to avoid that prick-ass slow driver who should be given a $300 ticket plus 20 points off his/her licence for 'inconsiderate and arrogant driving' and i spend all my time on wellingtons road - good sweet jesus grafton rd is far too narrow, thus too dangerous. The entire with of grafton rd ("2 lanes") is the equivilent of one lane of a road in upper hutt. Hey U/hutt driving might be bad but the roads at least are drivable out there w/o you having to stop and let another car through a tightly squeezed lane, often with a hostile and snotty reception.
Again surely upper hutt driving might be horrible but at least the roads out there are drivable and wide enought o fit all traffic through (as they where designed in the mid-1940s so cars can fit thru rather than in the 1890s when cars where yet unthinkable)

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 7 February 2007 8.15pm

DIJA FEEL DAT SHIT (it woke me up)

5 MINUTES BEFORE MY ALARM WAS DUE TO GO OFF THIS ARVO: i got a rather rude awakening, no it was not some doofus door-door salesman or a fuckwit telemarketer, it was an earthquake, It woke me up 5 minutes before my alarm was due to go off - ahh luckily no damage done, just rudely awoken, offended that i missed 5 minutes of my sleep.
and they say that wellington is on the ring of fire.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 7 February 2007 8.12pm

A MESSAGE TO THE NZ POLICE (RE; SLOW DRIVERS)

TO THE WELLINGTON PD: You guys suck ass!! Your also a bunch of fucking hypocrites - You seem to have this illusion that driving at 2km/h* over the speed limit is dangerous but you live under the constant hallucination that those who drive at 10km/h or under the speed limit - on a perfectly sunny day and the road conditions are perfect. - are the safest!! Pull the fucking oter one!!!
Slow drivers cause MORE Accidents than speeding drivers!! - Nose-to-tails, Head On Collisions, not to mention countless road rage incidents and yet you coppers dont do shit about it.
FACE IT you donut-munching coffee-scullung fanatics your living in a fantasyland, your attitude to slow drivers is leniency!! while most people like myself can tolorate L-Platers, im talking about fuckheads whove been driving for many years, yet alone decades who think they can own the fucking road and drive at whatever speed they want and not allow the snake of vehicles behind them to get moving.
On such roads (ie. between lyall bay-island by coastal route) A Slow driver who is NOT learning how to drive (just feels like going at 35-40km/h) should be charged with dangerous driving - as there is no room for either the slow poke to pull over nor the cars to over-take.
These arrogant self-righteous sick fucks who believe "oh i own the fucking road so i can drive at 35km/h and if you dont like it TS You shouldnt even be driving you sick arrogant fucks - take a fuckign bus biarches!!!
And to the Wellington PD - Wake up and smell the nescafe gold you swill at work every friggin' day/afternoon/night or whatever and realise that slow driving causes far more problems than speedsters!!!
What im saying is there should be a 10% 'speed tolorance' level ie. 50km/h the minimum speed on a good day for non L-Platers should be 45, 70km/h-63km/h and 100km/h-90km/h if you know what i mean. If you drive slower than that then Mr. Fuzzy Muff can ticket yo ass and demerit point yo licence.
* Not that i do exceed the 50, 70km/ or 100km/h speed limit

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 7 February 2007 4.14pm

DEAR LEADER UPDATED

I HAVE UPDATED: Dear Leader for you to all enjoy - RESTECP

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 5 February 2007 8.22pm

THREE YEARS AGO TOMORROW

THREE YEARS AGO TOMORROW: I Gave Up Smoking and i gotta say, i iz much better off, healthwise and moneywise. Having smoked from April 1997 until Waitangi Day 2004 certainly took its toll, I doubt id ever go back to it owing to my strong willpower.
Funnily enough i found quitting fairly easy - cold turkey!!! Strange considering people of an Aries starsign are more likely to smoke tobacco than any other starsign.
You $ave - literally that is - in both ca$h and health and as soon i i get home from work tomorrow morning im cracking open a Tui or 3 to celebrate that special day when i gave smoking the kick (although i stopped at 8.53pm 6-Feb-04 Shit...i can even remember the time as well)

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 5 February 2007 8.12pm

I HATE SUMMER PART IV

STUPID EASTERLY: You bring out all the preppie sluts whilst james dean lookalike rockers go into hibernation, Dang you stupid summer, Fuck all of you Preppies. Long Live the Rockers!!!!
Long Live James Dean!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 5 February 2007 8.11pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AOTEAROA NEW ZEALAND

LETS SING IT AGAIN:
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear NZ
Happy Birthday to you

The Big ol' lady turns 167 tomorrow and what better way to honour your nations patriotism by working for time and a half and a day in lieu to add to your growing collection, In terms of protests it is unlikely we will see any of the scuffles seen in past years, this is owing to the Maori Party who have shown us all that we can celebrate our patriotism without resorting to spitting, cussing and other forms of violence, however i beleive there still will be the usual protests only much smaller and far, far quieter than they have been in many years.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 5 February 2007 8.08pm

AS PROMISED

AS PROMISED: My surprise is up and running:
Dear Leader a tribute to the great leader of New Zealand Helen Clark is now up and running, needs a bit more work but hey its already to navigate and read.
Enjoy

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 3 February 2007 2.26pm

FUCK THE 7s

FOR FUCKS SAKE: The Sevens are a hole heap of shit, Why the fuck do people have to dress up in pathetic costumes just for a pathetic rugby game? Its only rugby get the fuck over it.
The 7s are majorly over-rated - its just lame.
And for the record the All Blacks are a bunch of Poofs!! Proving you dont have to like rugby to love your country!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 3 February 2007 12.48pm

CARVELLS ROBBER JAILED

THE WOULD BE ROBBER SHOT FOR ATTEMPTING TO ROB GREG CARVELL: 2 years and nine months is only a slap on the wrist considering the 3 year penalty Mr. Carvell is facing simply for defending himself.
I cannot wait for the day when Annette King (Police Minister), Mark Burton (Minister of INjustice) on such other bloodstained criminal cronies Face a HIGH TREASON charge - like i say ANY govt that chooses to wage war on there own citizens are committing High Treason - now remember until 1989 high treason was a crime punishable by the hangmans rope.
Carvell is innocent - the Politicians who wage war on there own citizens are Guilty, Guilty as Sin, Guilty on several counts of Treason!!!! Treason should NOT be tolorated in this country especially by common bloodstained criminal politicians.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 2 February 2007 2.28pm

APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAYS

AS IVE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND AN INTERNET CAFE WITH DISKS IN NGAIO OR J/VILLE: and the fact i dont have internet on my home PC, And i dont like driving during the day in the fourth world traffic control system of Wellington's Streets. My new project centered around a VIP has been set back for 24 hours.
I endeavor to have this new project up by late tomorrow afternoon - I can assure you it will be up by 1800 NZDT saturday. again my bad for these delays that i have no control over.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 1 February 2007: 2.26pm

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE SEVENS

FACE IT: Who gives a flying fuck about the sevens, Its just a rugby game yet everybody makes a song and dance about it.
No Matter how irrelevant the sevens are last year when i worked at ADT i was one of the security guards working at the sevens and i tells ya it was a nightmare. I can testify I was walking in knee deep of rubbish in places and the drunken louts where always a headache and lets not forget the fights we broke up, within 2 days i was on my annual leave so desperatly awaited. Again that is completely irrelevant.
ANd why do people dress up in silly constumes? For Fuck Sake its justa rugby game - an irrelevant rugby game that nobody gives a shit about Kiwis need to wake up and smell the dope and realise that Rugby is no longer our national 'religion' and hasnt been so since the mid-1960s - or when the age of marijuana, LSD, Rock Music and Freedom of choice took over the previous conformist lifestyle of that cocoon we'd been living in for over a century.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 2 February 2007: 2.20pm

RESSTECP - ITS NOW YEAR 2

LETS ROLL OUT THE CAKE, BEERS AND START SINGING:
Happy Birthday to Us
Happy Birthday to Us
Happy Birthday Dear Year Zero Tales of the Underground Since 2005
Happy Birthday to us.
Hiphip Hooray, Yahoooooo. (sound of streamers)
2 Years ago today this website was launched with frankly no idea on how successful it would become over the years, despite some very controversial issues i formally proclaim This Website a Major Success and after 2 years, this website/blog/political journal all in one will be around for many, many more years to come.
And it was truely a celebration, on arrival home from work this morning, i kicked in to 4 Bottles of Macs Spring Tide to celebrate, now TGIT Has arrived we have all sobered up and looking forward to the new big project launch due for sometime tomorrow.
R-E-S-T-E-C-P.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 1 February 2007: 8.10pm

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