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Preps/Slutty Girls

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Boyracers

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Anti McDonalds Tirade

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Joanna

Heather

Robyn

Serra

Dave Farrar

Brave Our Burbs

Wanda Harland

Petone is fulla jelly

Portia

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THE DOUBLE STANDARD

TUESDAY 31 OCTOBER 2006: My local MP wishes to introduce a law that will ban fireworks - at least private displays. However she will still allow public displays year round. This is double standards - While i am in favor of banning these nasties (they are responsible for so many fires in addition to just burning up (pun) your income for nothing) This will only mean that certain individuals cannot possess or use fireworks but others can, Also with Wellingtons public display coming up on Saturday night I personally find it a waste of money. Instead of Burning Up $100k in plumes of smoke (pun again) That substantial amount of money can be used for: - Fixing our roads - Funding and Upgrading our fourth world Public Transport system - Youth initiatives especially to combat youth crime. - Maintaining our parks, reserves, beeaches and keeping our streets clean and making sure wellington is a world class city. If Marion Hobbs had done her homework she should realise that Hypocrisy is not necessary. I call for A Ban on Private and Public fireworks displays. Remove the hypocrisy and save our precious $$$$ for more important things.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 31 October 2006 : 8.17pm

MACKY JIHADS

YOUVE SEEN AND LOVED THE SITE: So ill place up a pictured link to add you YOUR website.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 28 October 2006 : 3pm

FIREWORKS SUCK ASS

WHAT A PATHETIC WASTE OF MONEY: Fireworks went on sale yesterday - personally I find them a waste of money and a waste of time - I mean forking out in some cases $110 for fireworks when theyre all gunna be burnt up at the end of the night, Its (pun) Burning up your hard earnt income - Literally that is. Banning Fireworks - I say its a good Idea but if they where to ban them then Ban them all - Private AND Public displays. Banning only private displays is Double Standards cos that means One party can use them but not another but as for Public Displays - I heard a little bird tell me that the Wellington City Council is forking out $100k just for a fireworks display next weekend - A Rediculous waste of money that OUR RATES helped pay for. Rather than burning up $100,000 just to honor the work of a terrorist that lived in the UK some 400 years ago that $100k can go towards - - Funding, Upgrading and Replacing our Fourth World Public Transport Sysytem - Fixing up some of the many undrivable 1880s era roads - Providing more funds to maintain the citys otherwise excellent water supply - Fixing the faulty timing devices on many of downtown Wellingtons Traffic Lights and also replacing the 'utterly fucked' set of lights at the Courtaney Place/Manners St/Taranaki St/Dixon St Intersection. Im sure with the above suggestions the WCC Will think that $100k on a fireworks display is an utter waste of money and time. And in conclusion the only winners in the fireworks debarcle are the sweatshop lords in SE China who use slave labourers to make them

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 28 October 2006 : 1.55pm

POP STARS - EAT SHIT AND DIE YA PATHETIC BITCHES!!

LILY ALLEN: Go fuck yourself you talentless pathetic bitch - you smell of $3 cider and pall mall 25s, Get off the air you stupid no good attention seeking bitch!! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: Eat shit and die you fucking Gomo, You smell like a Bobarto with rotten elderberries shoved up yo ass beeatch, Get off the air and quit shootin up smack you cheap as no talent pre-packed fuckface dickfuck!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 28 October 2006 : 1.55pm

I THINK IM BECOMIN' A CHAV

COUNCIL HOUSING: Now im seriously considering that as an option after this morning. Finish Work 0600, Then do my errands at Woolies Kilbernie and home with Toothpaste, Choc-Peanut Bro Bars, Listerine and a 6 pack tui and then 'park up' and head into my room. After my usual 4 beers and a shower i then hit the hay at around 0820. Then just as i jump into bed BANG!!! My neighbor starts blasting his music up real loud, I try as i might for an hour to get to sleep but the noise gets worse with all this drunken shouting and a whiff of wacky baccy coming from his room (hey I dont touch the stuff anymore) This little fucking Gomo opens his door and invites his Dole bludging Alky mates and whorish girlfriend (whos 1/2 this Fucktards age) around to his room for a "mid morning party". Ok but back to wher ei started - Try as i might for nealry an hour to get to sleep in what is normally a quiet unit of the lodge. I then complain to my landlord about the noise, She goes and tells him to turn down the sounds whilst "your nightshift neighbor sleeps", So he complies then 2 and 1/2 hours later he cranks his sounds up again Im awoken this time permanetly so I go to his door knock on it and say "keep your noise down man" he complies then 10 minutes later cranks it up again, the same sequence is repeated until i complain to my new-landlord who tells him to turn down the music and quit the partying but in a more harsher tone. Still he dont comply so After an hour I gave up, he can do what the fuck he wants, he'd been drinking at least a dozen and smoking a few doobies. so he was miles away so in that case he dont understand. Hey I got no problem with ppl smoking cannabis and i do reckon it should be legal but my neighbor just took it too far, Finally at 2pm his party stops and i assume hes passed out. A Couple of hours extra sleep was well worth it. The Bottom Line Is - My neighbor should have respect and consideration for his fellow neighbors esp. If they work nights, Im REALLY Starting to hate this guy now, hes a Stammering Drunkard Makes Blanket Man seem Sober!! Anyway after Breakfast Oops i mean Dinner I went to check out a flat in Coromandel street but it wasnt up to my expectations and the landlord seemed like a nazi Ok i may have complained about my neighbors excessive drunkeness but this landlord wouldnt allow any alcohol on the premesis at all - not even 3 beers or one glass of wine with Dinner. So tomorrow im applying for a Council House. Its quiet yet i can still enjoy a few pre-dinner beers, I May be a quiet person overall but I do enjoy a few lagers and ales although im not in anyway a party person. Nah seriously a council house will work wonders, This guy i work with says theyre generally quiet as and theres hardly any noise after about 11pm so thats all good if i want an early night on a friday night, esp. If i wish to go shopping or out to my dads on a Saturday morning. Hey Council Housed? That means im becoming a Chav right?? Hahahaha nah j/k...j/k Yeeay im doing an extra shift tomorrow at work - Although Friday and Saturday nights are normally my days/nights off but I dont mind doing an extra shift anyway I need the extra $$$ and as a bonus im taking next sunday off so either way i get paid for my efforts. I Call it Time - SO ill see you on Saturday. Tata

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 26 October 2006 : 7.49pm

MAYA IS THE NEW PLAY

U HEAR ME: Maya is the new play I wuvitiwuvitiwuvit :-)

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 26 October 2006 : 7.25pm

GO FUCK YOSELF, U JUST A BITCH

ANNETTE KING: Your a fucking hypocrite, You support The Putrid and Vile Crime of Raising the Drinking Age but youve done sweet fuck all to crack-down on People who sell cigarettes to minors - Shit at the moment its only illegal to SELL Smokes to minors. But under 18s can still buy, consume and publically possess without fear of the law, And i myself have witnessed several unscrupulous shopkeepers selling smokes to people without ID and those who dont even look a day over 18. Yet your not putting the age to by durries up to 21. My guess is Mrs King you also support sending somebody as young as 18 off to their deaths in some foreign pest hole for New Zealands National Interests oops i mean 'The Glory of the Americans whom are desperate for friends and allys I Believe you where one of many labour MPs who supported the Illegal occupation of Iraq while you sent so many 18 and 19 year olds off there at the risk of their lives - luckily none of NZs "army engineers" where killed or wounded in Iraq. Why didnt you, when you where health minister increase the tobacco age to 21 and made it an offence for minors to buy, possess publically and consume as well as selling to minors and buying on behalf of minors. Wake up and smell the pancakes fool - If you raise the drinking age then why dont you press for the age to join the military go up to 21, Its BY FAR more dangerous a teenager be sent off to a foreign pest hole to be killed for Imperialist Interests than a teenager drinking a beer. Oh and the list of other crimes committed by your party and all other political parties is endless - defrauding us taxpayers by overspending on election campaigns, giving criminals more rights than victims and criminalising victims of crime if they defend themselves, 5 * hotel style prisons...the list is endless, I Have lost faith in democracy and come 2008 if not sooner i wont be voting any political party.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 24 October 2006 : 8.19pm

EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO

SCOTTY WAS A MATE OF MINE: We'd do all the things that kids would do together..Play cricket, Cycle, Climb trees and general hang out and as kids a lifelong mateship was brewing. Sadly Scotty died 18 years ago today, just weeks out from his 8th Birthday, Meningitis was suspected however I do not believe it was meningitis as i do not remember being tested or been given precautionary antibiotics, I do suspect however he succumbed to a Cerebal Aneurysm as again i do not remember being given any precautionary antibiotics due to the fact that Meningitis is spread like the common cold. Scotty would have been 26 in 4 weeks and like i say a lifelong mateship was brewing, id always remember the day i last saw him, He had been sick and walked up to Mrs Maine our teacher at the time crying, He was taken to the infirmary and that was the last time i saw my buddy alive. I can remember the day scotty died - the weather was much like it is in Wellington Today 21/10/2006 - Cloudy and very windy and threatening to rain. Somehow we had an extended lunchtime at school and when we returned to line up and wait for Mrs Maine My other buddies Scott L. and Khan M. broke the devastating news. Me, Kahn M and Scott L. continued our mateship over the years however as we got older and different schools we drifted apart, Scott L and his family sent a sympathy and support card to us when my mum died, I last saw Khan in 1999 and i believe he still live sin Upper Hutt - must catch up again sometime. Just five days later my grandad in invercargill died suddenly aged only 65 - That week October 21-28 1988 was truely the sadest wek of my life.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 21 October 2006 : 4.49pm

MAZTA E IS ACOMETH

FOR YOUR OWN INTERESTS: It is to announce that The Batty Boy Of Pop Sir John Etlon Oops i mean Sir Elton John Will be performing at Westpac Stadium on December 6. It seem funny now this once timel;ess contemporary artist plans to "Bling himself up to date" by recording Talentless Noise oops i mean Hip Hop.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 21 October 2006 : 4.36pm

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION - WEVE SMASHED THE INFIDEL

VICTORY AT LAST: Our Holy Warriors have succeeded in destroying McDonalds hold on Child Road Safety campaigns, this calls for celebration - LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION WE HAVE SMASHED THE IMPERIALISTS, WE HAVE DEFEATED RONALD MCDONALDS EVIL HOLD ON KIWI KIDS - THE JOE CAMEL OF THE 21ST CENTURY HAS BEEN DEFEATED IN BATTLE I Feel like dancing in the streets like a hippie on an acid trip at height ashbury to the good news that McDonald sis slippin man - No Doubt McJihads has had a role to play, McJihads would like to thank the Road Safety people for pulling the plug on the "tobacco of the 21st century" even though it is not strictly a plant but rather a burger with just as much carnigenic material in them. Now for some victory music. DEATH TO MCDONALDS, DEATH TO RONALD MCDONALD CURRENT MUSIC: Frijid Pink - The House of the Rising Sun

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 20 October 2006 : 2.33pm

DONT LET THESE CRIMINALS WIN

THOSE BASTARD CRIMINAL SCUMBAGS: Who want to once again increase the drinking age are having there way - theyre obviously brainwashed by those dickhead fucknuts from the Temperance Movement, Oh yeh lets all enjoy having 18 and 19 year olds - Adults by the very eyes of the law - hanging out with Children and drinking in dark alley ways in uncontrolled and dangerous environments, Dont give me your collywaddle about this youth binge culture - Binge drinking has always been around in young people. New Zealand can only look at its shameful history when it comes to this. If any blame then blame the 6 o'clock swill - introduced in 1917 as a war time regulation as a government comprimise with the temperance movement and drinking fraternity - to be repealed at the end of the war, However Lies and hysteria created by the PC Temperance brigade helped make 6 o'clock closing a permanent fixture in 1918. Come 5 o'clock on a friday night men would rush down to the nearest hotel bar and large amounts of alcohol in that crucial hour before the publican called out "time please folks". The pubs did not even look like a pub - concrete floors that would be hosed down at closing time and only 2-3 peices of seating so you had to be in very early to score yourself a seat. At closing men would then head out into the street - either vomiting up the alcohol, beating the living shit out of there mates or driving home drunk where the police would often be called out to "domestic related issues" especially during that 'critical hour' between 6 and 7pm on a friday/saturday. Our binge drinking culture comes as a direct result of 6pm closing, It wasnt even abolished until 1967 - a mare 39 years ago. We had 6pm closing for 50 years so its gunna be another 12 yeas before peoples drinking habits mature even though its been 39 years since this law was abolished. Now It of course would be criminal to prohibit 18 and 19 year olds access to alcohol when its only gunna be a matter of time before 18 and 19 year old kiwis will be coming home from the Korean peninsula in body bags supposidly 'defending the freedoms' that there imperialist nation has so brutally robbed them of. Honestly i cant se the point allowing somebody as young as 17 to join the army and somebody as young as 18 to be sent away to there deaths fighting american led wars and occupation campaigns. There should be a law that prohibits anybody under the age of 21 of joining the NZ Armed forces - hey it used to be 21 but some dickhead murderous fuckwad decided "hey we need more men for the dominions armed forces - lets send them away for the glory of mother britannia". For the record my late grand-dad was about 19 when he was Drafted (hey us Kiwis had the draft until the mid 1970s) for service in WWII and sent to the pacific campaign - yet he had to be 21 to drink a damn beer. To Those Politicians in favor of increasing the Drinking Age - EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU BASTARD HYPOCRITICAL PIGS

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 20 October 2006 : 12.50pm

LABOUR WEEKEND (now theres the pun):

LABOUR WEEKEND IS A COMETH: But for me thats a pun - im opting to work on Monday when most of you stay at home to observe the "8 hour day" But its all good i get X 1/2 and a Day in lieu for my services, However in saying that think about the fact that i used to work 12-16 even 18 hour shifts at my last Job once i done 23 hours straight and thats a killer - literally it is. Ive had it with my Neighbor - His constant daily drunken binges, Parties and shit - Im moving out, My landlord doesnt sem to give a shit about it, He used to party at night now its DAY and NIGHT i got woken at 10.30am this morning by loud music, my new neighbor whom i always seemed quiet and shy blasts her music out and its a cross-feed. Thankfully one of my neighbors is out of town this weekend so a bit of peace and quiet. Overall im still looing for a place to live $160 p/w or less single room bedsit (pref. with power but anything considered) - Anybody have any suggestions? Cos it will greatly help :-) Stay-In tomorrow with a 6 pack but Town on Saturday night, in fact ive decided to extend my Morotorium on my War on Preps by another week. oh did i mention at work last night the wind blew a trolley into my car - luckily no damage, its these stupid people who fail to observe basic common sense and put there trolleys away after use - Stupid Negilgent Fools. Oh a final Word - Bro Bars kick ass esp. those choc-Peanut ones. CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Let their be more light

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 19 October 2006 : 8.04pm

WHATS HE DUNNE NOW:

PETER DUNNE CAN GO EAT SHIT FOR FRIDAY LUNCH: First he tells aunty helen to keep the peace herb illegal, then he wants to cut taxes for the rich (that leave us folk having to repay student loans still having a higher rate of taxation) and now he wants to extend daylight saving. Extended day light saving over my dead body. Daylight saving is an outdated concept created in 1927 as a coal saving measure It has been dropped so many times until 1974 when it was made law again as we know it. Extending daylight saving will have its negatives and they far outweigh the positives - in 1973 when US Congress experimented with year round daylight saving Morning school bus crashes jumped, also . Also One study also found car crashed jumped 8% on the monday morning after daylight saving commences - all that apart from it fucking with the natural time zone. I personally reckon that daylight saving should be reviewed to make it begin over Labour Weekend or the 1st wek of November and finish it its current schedule the 3rd sunday in march, alternatively just get rid of it. Coal is no longer a primary source of energy that it was in the 1920s.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 19 October 2006 : 7.51pm

CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG:

WELL I AM IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING: My own place and here are the top reasons why. (1) - 5 Police call-outs in the last 2 months (breaking up partys, A Tresspassed 'P' Freak who has threatened a number of my fellow borders) (2) - Exorbitant rents (paying close to $200 p/w) (3) - A Number of my fellow borders are complaining about some other borders attitudes (they tell them to 'fuck off', 'get the hell outta my way' and other discourtious behavior) (4) - The street i live in is practically 'undrivable' (its far too narrow and not designed for cars but rather an 1880s era street for single file horse and buggy) also not to mention coupon parking and although i have no trouble finding a park at 6.30am after work youve gotta be quick or ill find a peice of paper dished out by some of my ex-colleagues courtasy of Tenix/ADT Securitys. One or 2 of my fellow borders was bitching to the high heavans at dinner tonight about reason number 3. In any case where getting a new landlord and hopefuly he'll set things straight but hopefully ill be gone from there by the time he commences duties. So im looking for a place - a 1 bdrm bedsit is preferable sorta at or below $160 p/w is great Pref. W. Power. so ill only have to buy groceries and Weekend Alcoholic Stimulants. Haha :), SO yeh ill be glad just to get out. CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Main Theme

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 16 October 2006 : 8.19pm

CHRIS' NIGHT OUT:

BEGIN SILENT FILM MUSIC: Hmm...Perhaps ill wet my whistle at the Local Hotel Bar Hmmm...Maybe its off to a local dance hall or a billiard saloon $35 To get into the Bath-House?? Never, Ill try the various hotels and dance halls on Courtaney Place Scene Missing Man this place is absolutely dead tonight (reference to The lab bar) May as well head home post haste on the horseless bus THE END (A Heineken Production) *End Silent Film Music*

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 14 October 2006 : 2.31pm

BOYBAND SUCK ASS

BOY-BAND ARE SLIPPING MAN: They like totally butchered a Kinks classic (later covered by the kick-ass kiwi acid rock band Human Instinct c. 1968), Boybands single You Really Got me is somewhat number one on the New Zealand singles chart. Let me just say that Boyband are a bunch of no-talent Gomos who come february will be spending tuesday mornings down at WINZ Inquiring to there case Managers why there dole pay hasnt gone through and begging to them to give them decent Jobs, Hows that for a band reunion. Raiz on up out of here Boyband, Raiz on up out. CURRENT MUSIC: Count Five - Yellow decker bus

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 13 October 2006 : 3.13pm

I THINK I WILL

HEAD INTO TOWN TONIGHT?: Lets see, Black Metal at Valve? Or just a right cross down at Maya - hmm decisions, decisions. Work Last night - I put something i learnt in my last job into practice for the 4th time this year, I Seriously consider all you folk getting your first aid certificates, might some in handy someday when you least expect it. I NEED a new connection port to my PS2 - without it I cant play my GTA San Andreas/Liberty City Stories - gargh!! Ill kep you all guesing what my surprise is, however whats NOT a surprise is that McJihads is having a minor change Address so kep and eye out for that. So what else is new? Sweet Fuck All at the moment, im bored so i like to say this. - Kim Jung Il EAT SHIT AND DIE. - Jessica* and Ashlee Simpson EAT SHIT AND DIE. - K-Fed EAT SHIT AND DIE. - Beyonce Knowles EAT SHIT AND DIE. - Justin Timberlake EAT SHIT AND DIE. - 50c EAT SHIT AND DIE. - Paris Hilton EAT SHIT AND DIE. - Rihanna EAT SHIT AND DIE. (Beeeeatch) - Christina Aguilera EAT SHIT AND DIE. So many celebs I HATE these days Its not funny. * - Jessica Simpson is a media-hogging talent-free bitch - Eat Shit and Die. CURRENT MUSIC: Pink Floyd - Let their be more light

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 13 October 2006 : 3.06pm

SO WUZ ^

SO WHATS BEEN HAPPENING LATELY?: Sweet Fuck All down this way. Friday the 13th tomorrow - i aint superstituous, In fact ive had some good fortune come my way on those days - surprisingly. Town either tomorrow or saturday night - If i aint out tomorrow itll be saturday or vice versa. Im thinking of moving again - The place i live in - well lets see - 5 police call outs in the last 2 months, and some guy whacked out on P is threatening a number of my fellow borders so for my own safety im out. Also the street i live in is far too narrow - hey having learnt to drive in the Hutt the roads out there are far more wider and drivable as they where made in the 1940s rather than Newtowns 1870s/1880s era roads of which where designed for single file horse and cart - they had no idea that cars where 25-30 years away didnt they. I HATE narrow streets, Dodgy Traffic lights and the works - The Hall street/Riddiford St lights you seem to wait for eternity and yet when the lights go green they only allow 2-3 cars to go then theyre red again and another eternal wait I FUCKING HATE THOSE LIGHTS. But yeh i aint moving back to the Hutt - But petone seems OK its the hutt but not the Hutt - Hopefully they will break off from the hutt and become part of Wgtn. And dont get me started about Upper Hutt again - Wayne Guppy is an arrogant fuck and the people are just assholes. Upper Hutt is also diseased with Boyracer scum. So where to tomorrow or saturday? Maya? or somewhere else - I aint going back to boogies till late november like i say Once a month is enough for me. OK i must head to work - Ill have a few 'surprises' up for you loyal dear fans sometime next week and its coming to this website/blog and like i say its a BIG Surprise, so ill keep you all guessing what it will be. Till tomorrow maybe - Cha! CURRENT MUSIC: Frijid Pink - House of the Rising Sun

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 12 October 2006 : 8.09pm

TAX CUTS BUT WE AINT SMILING

SO AUNTY HELEN PLANS TO CUT THE AMOUNT OF TAX: We Donate oops i mean pay to keep the country running in 2008. Well i tells ya i aint smiling. Like so many young kiwis i have a student loan i am repaying, so no matter what rate aunty helen or the dunny trash and his national socialist party cut the rate of tax to We who are re-paying a student loan will always end up with a higher rate of tax, so Helens system is unfair - dont get me started on Dunny Trash's Taxation policy its a joke in itself. Equality can only come if the government wipes each and every student loan in the country, Anyway we shouldnt have had to pay for something that is a basic human right in the first place, My generation (those born between 1975 onwards) are the first generation in the history of this nation to be penalised for obtaining an education which can move us forward in life. We can only blame National and Lockwood Smith (the same geezer who used to host 'its academic' back in the early 80s) for introducing the student loan scam - Lockwood Smith - EAT SHIT BIARTCH!!! Not until student loans are wiped will i support a cut in our taxation rate. CURRENT MUSIC: Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 12 October 2006 : 7.47pm

VIOLENT CRIME IN AOTEAROA

IM SURPRISED I HAVENT BROUGHT THIS UP YET: But as you may know violent crime is up 6.9%. Teh once idyllic and "safe" Aotearoa New Zealand is rapidly becoming New York and/or Miami - Counties Manukau is now the "Compton of the South Pacific". The police like to blame "Excesses of the population for this crime wave" - Yes i can see a link to that but thats only an underlying cause. Government policies of the last 30 years which have criminalised victims and victimized criminals in addition to leniant sentancing and "luxury 5 star prisons" are to blame. Its obvious that Governments since 1975 dont care about the safety of there own people but rather their own arrogant and self-righteous interests. And im sick of all this bickering between Labour and National, I dont care about the sexuality of our MPs or some Church granting money to political parties but what i do care about is the party im going to vote in 2008 (or come xmas if this bullshit continues) - The Nobody Party (In other words i wont even bother voting) CURRENT MUSIC: Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 9 October 2006 : 8.44pm

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

LAST NIGHT: I hit the town, painting it psychedelic - well not any colour really, My neighbor decided to join me - hey the more the merrier. Boogie Wonderlands at first before my neighbor got kicked out for being too drunk. I asked the bouncer what was happening and he said "hes showing too many signs of intoxication" and I was like "oh ok" the bouncer said i could stay on (at boogies) if i wished as i wasnt drunk however i decided to leave with my neighbor and head to the Lab. My neighbor seems to be the ladies man. But as they say what goes around comes around and 'good luck comes to those who witness others acheiving good luck' so ill be hitting the town again next week, it seems my "self-rediscovery program" is finally paying off - esp. now that i have declared a mourotorium in my 'war on preps'. Anyway yesterday morning i drove to Upper Hutt, mowed my dads lawns and swapped TVs around, however i then discovered i had accidetnally left my playstation chord at my dads mistaking it for a TV Cable of his - damn - and i wasnt driving back back to Upper Hutt after 2 beers, Ill have to do it when i have time as i dont drink alcohol before driving. Anyway im off to work now - another week of reading magazines and newspapers beckons and we can all celebrate again come friday the 13th - Cha-cha Oh last word: Soem of my fans can be found in the most unexpected places - Bruvva Nathan/Metallica Man - saw him outside New World Newtown on Friday - He loves my site - RESTECP to you bro. CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Warning

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 8 October 2006 : 8.41pm

A BARBER-QUEUE

WITH SO MUCH TO DO AND SO LITTLE TIME: Im out trynna get a haircut but theres only 3 barbaershop sin Newtown and they either have NO Eftpos or they are queue dup to the max - and i dont have time for queues now its 4pm. I hate driving in peak hour traffic as you may have noticed traffic lights fuck up more then, I always prefer driving at 3-4 in the morning, not much traffic or cuntwads around. So much to do this weekend - painting the town psychedelic tomorrow however i dunno where ill be, Im thinking of maybe boogies or Maya - Boogies maybe next week, im buying myself a good dozen from Newtown New World and heading a home with it. So much to do - So little time so Cha. CURRENT MUSIC: Black Widow - Sacrifice

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 6 October 2006 : 4.01pm

NICK KELLY WT.....

WELL KNOWN UPPER HUTT EX-PAT: And "radical leftist" Nick Kelly...Anybody know him. He used to live right around the cnr from me when i lived in Upper Hutt, Not a bad sort - Bit of a hippie but cant say anything bad about him. Joined him in the Lower Hutt anti War protest back in 2003, He also Ran for mayor of Upper Hutt. Sorry im just bored so ill blab about people you may or may not know...But yeh again Nick Kelly used to be my neighbor.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 6 October 2006 : 1.55pm

ASTROLOGERS - EAT SHIT AND DIE A 000 TIMES

ASTROLOGERS: Apart from generally being a load of shit (except in a few cases) I would like to tell ALL those astrologers who give people my Starsign a Bad name to Go east shit and die a thousand times before we dance on your graves. Its a fact that Aries people are moe likely to be tobaco smokers than any other starsign - well if you cunt fuck bitches quit giving us bad horoscopes then maybe we wont be puffing away on Paul Mall golds as much as the Libra or Capricorn - the latter you ALWAYS seem to give good astrological forecasts too. for the record. FAMOUS ARIES SMOKERS Russell Crowe Kiera Knightley Marlon Brando Kevin Federline (K-Fed) Xena (aka Lucy Lawless) Eric Clapton FAMOUS ARIES EX-SMOKERS Yours Truely (Quit Feb 2004 after 7 years of 'self destruction') Personally i cannot think of any aries who is a non-smoker. So yeh the astroloogers arrogant and self righteous attitudes towards us ariies people make us reach for our paul mall 20's FUCK ALL YOU ASTROLOGERS - ROT IN HELL BIARCHES!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 6 October 2006 : 1.32pm

WILD WELLINGTON WEATHER

DURGH!!!: What a wild couple of days it has been - weatherwise that is. With all these storms lashing the country. Now its wellingtons turn to be hit by 150km/h winds and ferry crossings cancelled. Was it tuesday or Wednesday - either day. I got woken up by the sound of thunder, Its just as well i shut my window or else i prolly would be typing this from beyond the grave (wooooooo hahahaha) and yesterday morning on the way home from work My car was almost blown over on Constable St. Now how scary can that be? And this morning on the way home from work It started to hail - talk about 4 seasons in one day. Thanfully this wild weather should ease overnight and clear tomorrow - a good weekend is forecast weatherwise. On a final note despite this crappy weather, I noticed tonight having dinner that the Pohutakawa tree outside my place had already flowered - So a warm summer is predicted for Wellington, about time too after the shit weve had over the last couple of days.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 5 October 2006 : 7.41pm

MAJOR CHANGE IN THE WAR ON PREPS

I I HAVE OFFICIALLY DECIDED: That as of this tuesday just past to declare a 3 WEEK MOURATORIUM IN MY WAR ON PREPS* - whilst i re-discover myself after years of isolation - In 3 weeks i will review this mouratorium and either - continue with this war, extend the mouratorium or end this 7 year old war all together!!. So yeh a truce or cease-fire if you like. *This obviously doesnt apply to boy-racers and there supporters/friends who the great war against has just only begun

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 4 October 2006 : 8.39pm

THIS TIME ITS A HOLY WAR

TIRANGI RD RONGOTAI LAST NIGHT: I was driving at 49km/h (50km/h speed limit) when this fuckface gomo boyracer whizzed past me at at least 65km/h, he then turns around and goes up the side of the road i am on and drives at at least 85km/h, He was 5m away from my cars bumper when i used my instinct, pulled over, sounded my horn and flashed my lights and delivered the one finger salute.....I was 5m away from a nose-tail, Bear in mind if he crashed into me HE WOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING FOR MY PANELBEATING AND POSSIBLY MEDICAL BILLS I declare an all out war on all fronts against Boy and Girl Racers - A Total Jihad. I make no distinction between Boy-Racers and those who congregate around or associate with them, They are all bloodstained common Criminals who deserve no chance of Life. Ordinary Honest citizens such as myself (and many of you reading this page) Shouldnt have to put up with these irresponsible fuckfaces any longer Boyracers Should all Eat shit and die You should be wiped out - and well dance on your grave Change the Boyracer act - allow the police to sideswipe any boyracer off the side of the road during a street race and fire tear gas (or better mustard gas) at Any crowd congregating for an 'illegal unsanctioned street race.' 9can you imagine kent and cambridge tce of fri/sat nights with cloud sof Tear gas and boy-racers and there fuckface supporters crying like a little girl) DEATH TO ALL BOY-RACERS, the time has come for war To All Boy-Racers - Rot in hell you sick fuck motherfucking bastard pigs, the fires of the Abyss await you!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 4 October 2006 : 8.28pm

THE WEKEND

SO WHAT DID I DO LAST WEEKEND: The answer was jackshit - Drove to the warehouse in Rongotai for some screwdrivers to perform open heart surgery upon my whip (have to remove the car stereo cos its fucked - keeps rejecting CDs) However ill have to attend to a 'car stereo manual' in order to perform the surgery so i dont fuck anything else up. Otherwise after parking the car up for the night - Its on the piss with my Playstation blasting out Acid Rock anthems till around 11pm before i hit they hay for the night, Hey its cheaper to drink at home than at the pub. Fuck ive had some weird as dreams lately - this morning i dreamt i was john travolta from Grease - I was actually Playing Danny From Grease - hahaha.....Maybe cos one of myneighbors frequently blasts his grease soundtrack from his stereo - ahhh...timeless anthems, some cheesy but some mellow as. After waking up briefly i went back to sleep and dreamt i was at this cemetary on a hill. I was looking east, the sun was shining and all these tombstones where laid out all orderly. Then the dream just finished (NOTE: According to Dream Interpreters - Dreams about cemetarys signify The end of or Closing of one aspect of life and the begining of a new, and combined with the sun i reckon positive changes are in store for me in the coming weeks - restecp) Righty O i think ill go to work now so until later this week - Toodles Thanks 4 stoppin by. CURRENT MUSIC: Entombed - Stranger Aeons

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 2 October 2006 : 8pm

MCJIHADS IS BACK

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS A BIT OF A LOLLYGAGGER: MCJIHADS IS BACK after a lengthy break - sorry its taken so long to update, just havent had the time till now, It still needs work and additions (cockneyaccent)But ees Awl Readeay Faw Yaw H'en-tainment.(/endcockneyaccent). Finally we can wage an all out holy war on McDonalds (as i have since < ahref="feb06.html">February 12) Sorry im just bored.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 2 October 2006 : 7.44pm

CH-CH-CHANGES

SO I IS BACK WITH SOME MINOR CHANGES: Ive added a more watered down Anti-MTV Subpage It wasnt written in a hurry like last time so yeh, all good. Daylight Saving Sucks ass - Why cant they make it start over Labour Weekend like in Australia but unlike Australia finish it on the second week of march? Yeh OK its all changed from the 'we dont need it anymore' last year to the 'make it later' this year im sure most kwis would agree that moving daylight saving to Labour Weekend is a far more friendlier option plus the weather is normally warmer at that time of year as well. Well im painting the town Psychedelic next Saturday - well not literally, just a tour of some of my favorite bars and clubs (Boogie Wonderlands, Maya etc etc...ill see how it goes) Hmm...anything else new? Well its just started to piss down so i think ill say toodles for now - C U Later in the week, F'aa LATE EDIT - 8.35pm: WTF? has this computer wiped my disk, the disk i had my anti MTV page on has just been wiped. It was working only 35 minutes ago when i saved the file onto disk now ive got this "the disk has not been formatted error" WTF? just as well i have a backup copy on my home PC, ill try and have it up tomorrow or tuesday. CURRENT MUSIC: Black Sabbath - Wicked World

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 1 October 2006 : 8.27pm