YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

SMACK THOSE PRO-SMACKERS

WELL NOT LITERALLY: But some how we need to tell those people that think they have the god-given right to smack there Kids just to STFU and get a life.....Today protestors on both sides of the smacking spectrum where seen in Wellington and those who support Sue Bradfords bill done a marvellous job at chucking abuse at those sick freaks who believe that they have the right to use violence to punish there kids for the most trivial of problems ie. Trying to touch a heater on 'high'.

Now....Simon Barnett (Christchurch More FM host and Ex-What Now presenter) has lost ALL of my respect over the months. Here he is on 3-news tonight blurting out how parents should have the god given right to violently punish there kids for something so trivial - I cannot believe Simon Barnett has Turned into a a Violent Thug - like 83% of all other kiwis - who think that violence should be used to punish there kids thus teaching there children that violence solves even the most simple day-to-day problems such as "teaching a lesson" to the motorist who tooted their horn at them, "taking it outside" when a guy eyes up another guys girlfriend in a bar or "this town aint big enough for both of us" when some random stranger impedes them in a crowded street.

And i Give a BIG Praise to celebrities who oppose to the greatest violence as punsihment - BIG THUMBS UP to Veteran Broadcasters Brian Edwards AND Judy Bailey (the second mother of the nation) in addition to TV Host Jude Dobson all of whom have shown commonsense and true love and compassion to there kids - believing in a discipline role that is firm, yet effective and ALWAYS non-violent, these kiwi personalitys should be a shining example to all parents in this country which must be ashamed of itself for having there 3rd highest rate of child abuse in the OECD.

Lets Smack the Smackers!!! Tell them to STFU, get a life and go to Anger Management classes!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 28 March 2007 8.17pm

STUPID VIOLENT BASTARDS

THOSE FUCKFACE PRO-SMACKING LOBBY: Had to waste valuable time in putting out full page ads in this mornings Dominion Posta ccusing the government of "arrogance" over there support for Sue Bradfords Bill to ban smacking.
How About This.
83% of NZ'rs are Violent Sadistic Fucks who believe that Using violence for the most trivial of 'offences' there children committ will work thus want them brought up to accept that smacking the shit out of other people if they dont get there way is acceptable.
Willful Arrogance - What the fuck are you retarded cunts going on about? The only 'Arrogance' i see is that you Pro Smacking fuckfaces want to keep your culture of sadistic violence in New Zealand culture. You Pro Smacking lobby argue that NZ Parents are still "loving and caring" despite them using violence to correct there childs behavior. LISTEN UP YOU BASTARDS - its illegal for a "loving" husband to beat up his wife and a "loving" wife to beat up her husband and its illegal for a "loving" person to go out and attack some random stranger in the street - as far as i see it the only form of assault that is still legal in New Zealand is parents having the right to smack there kids and ITS ALL A FUCKING GYRO.
Assault is assault and you bastards who advocate smacking want to continue committing assault on your children - you sad, sad peices of fuck.
I would like to condemn those retarded peices of fuck at Familys ~~Last~~ First who advocate this kind of vicious violence against there children and again teaching them that Violence is OK to solve even the most trivial of problems (ie. a guy who eyes up another guys missus in a bar or something as simple as somebody who just randomly and accidentally walks in the way of another person in a crowded street).
Also id like to condemn garth Mcvicar of Sensible Sentancing who seems to be Advocating longer penalties for violent offenders but still his organisation is sponsoring the parents right to use violence upon there kids - SHAME, SHAME, SHAME ON YOU!!! SHAME, SHAME!!!
And for you dickheads attending tomorrows pro-~~violence~~ smacking rally at Parliament - YOU..MAKE..ME..SICK do you really want your kids turning out depressed, lonley secluded outcasts who seek alcohol, tobacco and illegal drugs to numb the memories of being punished physically for the most trivial of offences? If you do then your one dreadfully sick motherfuckers!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 27 March 2007 2.44pm

CULTURE OF VIOLENCE - NZs SHAMEFUL SECRET

I CANNOT SIMPLY BELIEVE: That NZ Parents are the most violent on the face of the earth. These dumb bastards protesting against Sue Bradfords proposed law change to scrap the use of "reasonable force" for disciplining there children. These people who support section 59 are sick brains who believe Violence can solve even the most trivial of issues.
When These sick fucks argue that they breat the living shit out of there kids for something as minor as drawing on the walls. They say "i smacked my child because i done it in love". Oh I suppose when a husband beats up his wife it was "done in love?" or when some John Doe smacks the living shit out of some random stranger on courtaney place one Sunday Morning He'd tell the officer if arrested that he "done it in love?" BOLSHEVISM - SHEAR FUCKING BOLSHEVISM. - ITS ALL A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Violence is violence no matter what. And parents that use violence to discipline there kids because the law says its OK are just sick in the fucking brain. Kids who are smacked are brought up to accept that Violence is the answer to the most trivial of problems. Kids who are smacked are far mor elikely to turn out depressed, Drug Fucked, Chain smoking, Boozed out Outcasts than there peers who where not smacked. There are alternatives to smacking that are equally as effective as smacking but without the violence. Ie. Time Out, Removal of Privilages.
to all those people protesting in favor of allowing your kids to be beaten - SHAME ON YOU FOREVER, SHAME, SHAME your sick in the brain.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 26 March 2007 8.10pm

DEATH TO ALL BOY-RACERS

3 BOYRACERS ARE STANDING TRIAL: for the merciless, shrewd and cold blooded killing of a young woman on Cambridge Tce last august. i find it fucked up that they where charged with only Manslaughter and not Vehicluar Homicide.
I call for the Jihad on Boy-Racers to progress stronger. Wipe these bastards and there shit faced little 16 year ol slapper supporters from the face of the earth with whatever means are deemed appropriate.
DEATH TO ALL BOYRACER SCUM

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 26 March 2007 7.55pm

TRANSIT SUCK ASS

TRANSIT ARE A BUNCH OF MUTHAFUCKING CUNTS Now they have put that By-Pass through the city. They have actually ALTERED THE pirie st/kent tce traffic lights by fucking with the timing mechanisms on the lights. Yes thats right The lights we now wait forever and they still stay red by the time weve finished knitting a tea-cosy (figure of speech) but they only allow 3 cars at a time to go through whilst queues of cars have to wait more than once at the lights again for another eternal wait.
So why the fuck dont transit FIX THE TIMING MECHANISMS ON ALL OF WELLINGTONS LIGHTS. lights in Brisbane are actually RED and GREEN for an equal amount of time on ALL Lanes. Wellingtons Traffic light system is not third but FOURTH WORLD status and its time Transit just wake the fuck up and smell the gurana and stop acting like a bunch of arrogant fucked up cunts and REPROGRAM ALL TIMING DEVICES ON TRAFFIC LIGHTS to allow greens and reds to be equal.
I Apologise for using the word "cunt" but in my rage against Wellingtons By-Pass i couldnt help but get my anger off my chest and on how the WCC and Transit have fucked Wellingtons roading system up once and for all - and unfortunatly the damage done is irreversable.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 26 March 2007 7.53pm

LETS ALL SING NOW...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME EYEZ 103
I LIVE OFF A PENSION
AND I GET BEERS 4 FREE
I Hope youse sing along with me....haha im really 27 not 103...fooled youse all.
Nah seriously it is my b'day today.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 23 March 2007 3.53pm

DEAR LEADER METS SATAN

OUR DEAR LEADER HAS MET WITH MABUS THE THIRD ANTICHRIST: Her best friend and ally. Oh nevermind the government propaganda that NZ Sent "reconstruction" troops to Iraq when in 2004 3-news clearly showed pictures of kiwi soldiers holding civilians at gunpoint and frisking them in illegal searches typical of illegal occupations of other nations. And just what are kiwi troops doing in Afghnistan? fairly much the same thing - do not believe the lies that they are on "reconstruction work" they are doing a similar job than to iraq, illegally searching civilians and storming down doors of private homes to look for militants that where funded by Dubyas daddy in the 1980s - militants who where funded by the USA to fight the soviets during there 1979-1988 occupation of afghanistan.
Next up - Kiwi troops are sent to there deaths in North Korea for what? the glory of the americans in there bid for global domination.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 22 March 2007 7.30pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

IN 4 HOURS 45 MINUTES: I Will be 27 years of age. Yeeay. Lets all sing and praise for joy and look back at the last 27 years.
Raised in a conservative roman catholic home
Attended state co-ed primary/intermediate/secondary schooling.
Indulged in the counter-culture lifestyle (weed, trips, acid rock) from age 18 to 24. I only got myself back on the str8 and narrow and absorbed a state of discipline and order shortly before my 25th birthday. I Smoked tobacco from age 17 to waitangi day 2004 when i successfuly quit.
Taught myself to think for myself and not follow the crowd and be manipulated what others think and tell you what to do
Believed from an early age that the NZ Government was waging war upon the very own people they serve.
Looked like an early 70s rocker well into his 20s. (and still does - haha youse where a longhaired peacenik hippie - hahahaha - such as self put-down).
IM A GREAT ROCK N ROLL MUTHAFUCKER!!!!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 22 March 2007 7.20pm

NEIGHBORS AT WAR - PART ONE

TODAY I FORMALLY DECLARED A JIHAD ON MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS: These guys live in the flat next door to me. They are preppie fucks 23-24 years of age. Party Too much, Have preppie/slapper/skank/whore girlfriends/associates in addition to boy-racer scum friends Spend all there time sponging off us john and jane taxpayer who work our asses off. Chain smoke in some instances. Today i got woken up by one of these assholes TV AND stereoup full blast 12.40pm - while im sleeping off my nightshift. Turns out im not the only one at wits end with these wankers - My landlord is also utterly sick and tired of there antics.
Matthew 19:19 tells us to love - or at least respect - thy neighbor. However how can i show respect and offer my hand in friendship to people whom are highly discourteous and have been sucked in by the evils of a mainstream society that tells them what to wear, listen to and do. But its not them being preppie thats the major problem - its there noise and constant partying thats has put me, my landlord and her family at wits end.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 22 March 2007 7.14pm

HELLO....I IS ALIVE

YOUSE THOUGHT I WAS DEAD BUT EYES REALLY ALIVE: Nah hey seriously...Sorry about the lack of u/d over the past few days - So Much to do so little time. Shit ive just hadnt had anytime in the world until tonight. So yeh eyes back

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 22 March 2007 7.06pm

REMEMBER THIS???

S CLUB SATAN - CHILDREN OF SATAN: My premier Anti S CLub 7 Website. It ran from Sometime in 2000 until mid 2002. It featured The group up to their most evilist of schemes including that Bradley Dude up to no good with his hero OSAMA BIN LADEN!!! little did people Know Osama Bin Laden was a BIG S Club 7 Fan and got them to play at Tora Bora in late 2001 before he done a runner!!!! How Sad.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 16 March 2007 1.50pm

MUGABE IS SLIPPIN' MAN

ROBERY MUGAYBE IS SLIPPIN' MAN: Let him rot in the pits of hell for life - Dumb Bastard!!!!
Mugaybes 27 years of oppressive and tyrannical rule is over - fredom to the people of Rhodesia/Zimbabwe.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 16 March 2007 1.44pm

IM PISSED OFF

...AT THE LACK OF IRC CRICKET COVERAGE ON FREE TO AIR TV: All 3 free-to-air TV Networks have literally snubbed the cricket world cup giving us Cricket Fans a taste of humble pie and and Anger.
The Rugby World Cup is to be shown free-to-Air and Rugby is a game for Poofs, Gomos and Losers in addition to no longer being a national religion. Come on if you can show such a poofters sport free-to-air then give us cricket fans a peice of the action so we dont have to miss out or fork out $$$ per month in sky.
The NZBC are a bunch of wankers as well as Hypocrites

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 16 March 2007 1.14pm

THUMBS UP TO TARIANA

DESPITE THEIR CONTROVERSIAL IMMIGRATION COMMENTS LAST WEEK: id like to give The Maori Party A big thumbs up for supporting Sue Bradfords anti-smacking bill and a Big FUCK YOU to chester burrows (National) whom i know his amendment to his version of the anti-smacking bill is doomed to fail.
Honestly smacking should have been outlawed 28 years ago - The United Nations Year of the Child. Way back in '79

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 13 March 2007 8.17pm

BURTON VICTIMS TO SUE OVER DEATH

THE FAMILY OF MURDERED WAINUIOMATA MAN: Karl Kuchenbecker are to sue the IN-Corrections department for responsibility for the murder of there son. Also Fellow Burton Victim Nick Rea who was assaulted on the day of Burtons Rampage is joining them.
Id take that step further, Id file a private prosecution against Corrections Minister Damien O'Connor, Corrections Head Barry Matthews and Parole Board CEO David Carruthers - a private prosectuion for being an acessory to Murder
All this has proven once and for all that Labour are a bunch of Bastard Criminals Like Burton. Labour (or any other party in the house) dont give a flying fuck about the people they serve but rather only care about them own arrogant selves. EVERY Labour govt. since 1972 has done so, oh lets not forget the act of TREASON They committed in the 1980s forever ruining New Zealands economy by selling out (literally) New Zealand to a life of ruin and misery.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 13 March 2007 8.09pm

THE WCC AND TRANSIT FUCK UP AGAIN

TRAFFIC LIGHTS AT THE INTERSECTION OF ADELAIDE RD AND RUGBY ST: Albiet traffic lights with system faults with there timing mechanisms. The decision to put traffic lights at that intersection is just fucked, Rugby street gets a bigger priority over traffic turning into Rugby St. From adelaide Road. Thanks to the by-pass there are now more pissed-off motorists on wellingtron roads than ever before. Transit and the WCC decision to put in that fucking by-pass was just fucked!! I now add these cunts to the Official 'Year Zero - Wall of Shame'. List
Again rather than wasting millions in putting up a fireworks display every november, they should use that money to FIX THE FAULTY TIMING DEVICES and STOP GIVING OPPOSING LANES PRIORITY OVER OTHER LANES!!! my rule is that nobody should have priority over the other.
Just as well ive made the smart choice and am going home via they bays - surely it takes me 4 minutes longer but its worth the journey if you want to avoid fucked up traffic lights.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 13 March 2007 8.06pm

POLICE WASTING TIME AGAIN

THE 5-0 SEEM TO ENJOY WASTING TIME SO MUCH: So much that most of the tickets theyve dished out are for travelling 5km/h over the prescribed speed limit - Its easy money for them, So much for that 10% tolorance level.
All this when they dont even bother pulling over the fuckface bastard whose driving at more than 10% UNDER the speed limit (ie. less than 45km/h in a 50km/h zone). Slow Drivers are the REAL Menace on public roads. They are arrogant self righteous bastards who force there own arrogant and self righteous free will on other motorists, Yet the 5-0 dont seem to bother about pulling them over at all.
I say we change the law - An INSTANT $400 Fine for ANY Slow poke (unless theyre displaying 'L' Plates) PLUS Demerit Points for driving below the speed limit. Those slow fucks who drive on roads where theres no room to pull over or the cars behind them to over-take (windy yellow lined roads ie. Queens Drive Lyall Bay) Should have there licences ripped up (or in this day in age cut up with sissors) in front of them by Police and charged with Dangerous Driving!!! The Police need to wake up and smell the dope and realise that Slow Drivers are more dangerous and more of a hazard than those drivers who drive 5km/h over the speed limit.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 12 March 2007 8pm

MINOR MCJIHADS U/GRADE

JUST A MINOR U/GRADE: To McJihads I Dont like the look of the new heading i done last week so yeh - All new - RESTECP!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 9. March 2007 2.30pm

FAULTY TRAFFIC LIGHTS PART 21

EVER WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TRAFFIC LIGHT SIN WELLINGTON ARE FAULTY: Well i have compiled a list FYI

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 9. March 2007 2.20pm

AVRIL LAVINGE IS A DIRTY SLUT

FIRST A PUNK POSER NOW A DIRTY SLAPPER: Avril Lavinge is the mighty satan...Eat shit and die biarch!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 9. March 2007 1.41pm

DEATH TO ALL RAP/HIP HOP AND R&B

RAP/HIP HOP AND R&B ARE THE WORK OF SATAN: Rap and Hip Hop Music has pillaged youth, Robbed them of there morals and chastity and is creating a generation of lost youth. Rap/Hip Hop and R&B Glorfies sexual activity in youth of which shall never be tolorated.
And for those who think Heavy Metal/Acid Rock is the music of satan - youse should all go jump off a bridge and die - Cos its Rap NOT Heavy Metal that is destroying youth.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 9. March 2007 1.39pm

THE DOUBLE STANDARD ISSUE II

LEMMIE GET THIS STRAIGHT: The govt. are considering banning Non-Addictive BZP Based energy 'party' pills this month when at the same time they could consider re-introducing smokeless tobacco in the form of 'snuff', 'tobacco tea' and 'dipping tobacco'
as far as i am aware smokeless tobacco or snuff was outlawed in 1990 under the newly introduced smokefree environments act. Snuff or chewing tobacco is actually more dangerous than smoking tobacco with the issue that it can cause mouth cancer and far quicker than any cancer develops from smoking it.
So while the govt. consider banning non-addictive pills which have caused few if any deaths they can favour a far more dangerous, highly addictive toxic alakoid that kills 10.25 times more people than the average road toll. Nicotine is more addictive than smack or 'P' but is avaliable at any cnr dairy to anybody - and the 18 age limit is seldomly enforced - in addition to minors in possession of tobacco not being fined as they are with liquor.
Banning Party Pills but re-legalising snuff is just another double standard this government is setting up - all in the name of the mightly $$$. - So tobacco sompanys can profit out the deaths and misery of thousands of New Zealanders.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday March 2007 8pm

SARAH ULMAR IS A GREAT SHAME TO THE NATION

SARAH ULMAR HAS SOLD OUT: In 2004 she was a national heroine for her golden moment at athens, Now she sells her soul to a giant evil responsible for so many health problems in New Zealand - The McDonalds Corporation.
Ther'd be a big outcry if a gold medal winning athlete was ever sponsored by a Tobacco Company (although these days would be explicitly illegal under the Smokefree Environments Act) but Athletes can still be sponsored by a multi-million $$$ that is responsible for diseases such as Heart Disease, Type II Diabeties, Cancers, High Blood Pressure and Obesity.
Shame on you Sarah Ulmar, Shame on you!!! Shame, Shame, Shame!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 6. March 2007 8.08pm

MONSTERS AMONG US

I HEARBY OFFICIALLY NAME AND SHAME: The Following people as Criminals and demand there resignation and subsequent trial for being ACESSORIES TO MURDER
David Carruthers - Head of the Parole Board
Barry Matthews - Head of Corrections.
Damien O'Connor - Minister of (In)Corrections
That report clearing the corrections dpt of any blame in the murder of Karl Kuchenbecker in January is a total fucking fluke. I demand that these 3 people face an acessory to murder trial in addition to resigning (or better yet sacked) from their jobs.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 6. March 2007 8.06pm

I NEED SOME OL' MEDICO PRODUCTS

INSOMNIA ATTACK: Dunno why i had one today but in all i ended up with 4.5-5 hours sleep, well down from my usual 7 but at least i slept. Maybe a small dose of Ol' Medicos insomnia cure remedys will help when i finish work in the morning, small and medicinal doses will help attack the evils of insomnia, however larger amounts actually induce.
I dont care about insomnia on Fridays - i dont have to work. and I can sleep even after a cup of strong coffee on my way home.
Ol Medico products are avliable at any leading supermarket and/or Bottle store. Must be over 18. Prices vary.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 5. March 2007 8.14pm

MINOR CHANGES TO MCJIHADS

ALO FOLKS: Just made a few minor changes to the McJihads Site.
That is all

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 2.. March 2007 9.14pm

AUCKLANDERS TO 'DOB IN' LIGHT RUNNERS

THE AUCKLAND CITY COUNCIL: Hvae come up with an idea to prevent intersection accidents - getting other motorists to 'nark' on other motorists who run red lights.
I would agree on this approach, However Before we start punishing people City councils need to get there act tother, Especially in the case of Wellington Where the traffic lights over much of the CBD and outlying suburbs are poorly designed. The average wait in some of the traffic lights are 3.14 minutes before the red goes to green thus leaving a whole queue of cars but even when the lights go green the green is only long enought to allow 2 or 3 cars in before the remaining trafic are left to endure another long wait in faulty, poorly designed lights - in other words - Being in the same set of traffic lights mor ethan once.
To add insult to injury Traffic lights in Wellington seem to give opposing lanes the upper hand over other lanes. Example - Your turning into Jervois Quay from Hunter or Harris St. The land going straght ahead seemt o get priority over the hunter or harris st turning into jervois. The traffic turning have to wait an eternal wait before the lights go green but then again the green does not last long enough meaning cars in the original queue have to wait another enternal wait.
In addition to the $150 instant fines, The wellington City council should JUST FUCKING FIX THE FAULTY TIMING DEVICES ON MANY OF WELLINGTON CITYS TRAFFIC LIGHTS. this i believe would prevent Any further incidents of light running in wellington. Equal waits and equal greens for all lanes of traffic and not give one lane the upper hand over another. The WCC can waste $1 million of fireworks displays - money that can go into fixing the faulty trafic lights around wellington

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 1. March 2007 8.10pm

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