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| Its a Blog, Website and Political Journal All in One - Also the Home of the K-Town Massiv |
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| Its a Blog, Website and Political Journal All in One - Also the Home of the K-Town Massiv |
| .:ABOUT:. | NAME: Year Zero
LOCATION: Wellington, New Zealand AGE: 25-30 OCCUPATION: Retail Security/Loss Prevention Officer. |
| .:RANTS:. | Preps/Slutty Girls |
| Top 40 Music |
| Paris Hilton *NEW* |
| Emo Sucks |
| Summer |
| Reality TV |
| Boyracers |
| MTV |
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| Anti McDonalds Tirade |
| .:OTHER FOLK:. | Joanna |
| Heather |
| Robyn |
| Serra |
| Dave Farrar |
| Brave Our Burbs |
| Wanda Harland |
| Petone is fulla jelly |
| Portia |
| Tumeke |
| Skankybitch |
| .:DISCLAIMER:. |
| The views and opinions of Year Zero do not nessecarily reflect the views and opinion of the reader (and of course the rest of the world). Thast why we operate a policy of 'RESTECP' - its simple Restecp my opnions and you will go along way in life, and literally you will so R.E.S.T.E.C.P |
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| YEAR ZERO - TALES FROM THE UNDERGROUND SINCE 2005 (c) 2005 - 2006 Brother hood Broductions and Chris Zero - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED unless stated otherwise. Any offender/s caught nicking shit off here will be tracked down and made to sing Pollywollydoodle whilst in drag at Westpac Stadium IN FRONT OF 60,000 people armed with video cameras/cameras ready to make DVD's of such. Its simple if you dont want to be the global laughing stock DONT NICK SHIT FROM HERE. (unless i say so) |
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| .:BROTHERHOOD BRODUCTIONS:. |
| The concept of Brotherhood Broductionswas thought of way back in 1998 when i designed my first website, the mission was to unite all the sites i run into one single entity, now 8 years later this dream is finally a reality, BB sites include:
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| YOUVE BEEN PUNKD | |
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AS PROMISED: I have decided to add the regos of All Vehicles that are driving too slow, Thus endangering the lives of themselves and other motorists or have the potential to cause Road Rage.
Added today.
OL6586 - Spotted down Ottawa Road Ngaio this morning doing only 37km/h in a 50km/h zone
If you are the owner of the above Vehicles, You suck fucking ass for cheap crack cocaine, can you even have the wits to endanger the lives of other motorist and yourselves, making other motorists angry with pools of rage, You lot are a bunch of dickweed fucktards. Unless you start drive AT The speed limit then i suggest you Start To Consider Taking This oR This - Slow Drivers like you wankers need to use public transport, Congratulations dickweeds Youve Been Punk'd.
Until the police begin to enforce the 1967 land transport regulation that makes it an offence to drive at an unreasonably slow speed and dish out the appropriate tickets and demerit points then ill continue to add the registrations of offending vehicles and ask them to take public transport rather than enrage and/or endanger the lives of other motorists.
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| DEATH TO CELLPHONE DRIVERS | |
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I DECLARE A JIHAD ON ALL TEXT DRIVERS/CELLPHONE DRIVERS: Going home from work this morning I had to sound my horn atthe dumb bitch in front of me who wouldnt move from a Stop Sign - she was just sitting there for 5 seconds, a clear road fucking with her cellphone, So yeh lets get the Aggro Horn on - Dumb Bitch.
OK let me get this straight, i cant mow down 3x 745ml (the law only allows me to have 1.75 botles max) But your still allowed to send an SMS to your mate in your car as your driving along, Jesus fucking Christ Texting and Driving is FAR MORE Dangerous than mowing down a 6 pack at the pub on a friday night then driving home*.
I declare a Total Jihad on Text-Drivers and fuck all you piggies and politicians who choose not to create or enforce cellphone bans upon drivers, Hell raise the blood alcohol level back to 0.1mg if your not gunna ban cellphones and driving, we all know its a whole lots safer to drive with a BAC of 0.1mg in your system than it is to drive while sending a text message.
* Of course i strongly condemn drunk driving and if i am driving home from the pub these days i cut it off at 2x 330ml bottles of 4% beer, Hell ive done 5x 330ml bottles of export gold over 1.75 hours when i was younger, Hell i was probably under the limit although there where no piggies out there that saturday night, Always plenty of lamp posts or trees to crash into on the road betwen the Tote and the Lizard (now apartment blocks above the National Bank in Upper Hutt and not that i did hit any lamp posts or trees on the way, might have had a near miss once tho) Hell we even left our cars at the other pub for the night...Motorised Pub Crawls - Hutt Stylez 2001 Motherfuckers!!!
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| Friday Funnies | |
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SO DEAR LEADER: Raises the republican issue once again, now she wants to ditch the current flag. Well I have a suggestion she might find very "Cheeky".
It'll make a picture perfect flag for New Zealand. :-)
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| 1907-2007: The Big Centennial | |
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100 YEARS AGO TODAY: A Royal proclaimation gave new Zealand the power to tell our Pommy Masters with creepy english accents to "get fucked". Thats right kiddos we became a dominion, we could finally make our own laws except when concerning foreign affairs and defence, and while we could make our own laws, New Zealadn was powerless to stop iotself sending 17000 of its young men off to there deaths in places such as the Dardenelles and Passchendaele. However come 1939 we already had our own authority to declare war upon another country - and we did for the first time in our history by declaring war on Germany.
With 100 years of independance from Pommyland its high time we as a Nation severe all links with the British Royal family. Like many people i find it pointless and irrelevant to have our head of state 24000km away in the UK, I hate the Royal Family, Prince William and Harry are sick little motherfuckers, Queen Elizabeth is a Nazi dictator who has tyrannised this country (as well as Canada, Australia Jamacia and a few others) for 55 years. Hell the only royal i do admire is Prince Charles - A Staunchly anti-McDonalds crusader and of course Princess Diana who brought hope and livelihoods to millions of poor and sick people. Camilla Parker Bowles is just a mingaz butt ugly fool who looks like it was born a man.
Long Live the Kiwi Republic and down with the Royal family.
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| HOW DARE THEM | |
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HOW DARE THOE PRICKS FROM TV3: They have offended me, I challenge them to a duel....Nah Jokes, Jokes.
Nah seriously how dare TV3 Take the fucking simpsons off just they could show a bunch of little gomos passing a ball to each other, GET A FUCKING GRIP - this is NOT the 1960s anymore, Rugby is NO LONGER a national religion. Theres more to loving this country than a bunch of little gaylords dressed in black passing aball to one another. Hell You even offended me even more when you failed to show even the slightest and decent covereage of the ICC Cricket Cup yet you wankers repeatedly shove this rugby down our throats.
I still feel offended, you give me a hard time.
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| LET THE VOTING BEGIN | |
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ANYONE ELSE GET THERE LOCAL GOVT VOTING SHEET OVER THE WEEKEND: Well im cetainly not voting for Nick Kelly - Even though i used to live across the road from him back out in U/Hutt. Look at him - I mean hes got 3 degrees and could be earning $250K Per Year as a lawyer/Barrister or whatever, yet this longhair who looks like a girl is earning $12.30 p/h driving trolley buses around Wellington - I mean What a waste.
Yet This wastecaste hippie who wastes to much time protesting about shit thats never gunna happen or has nothing to do with this country has seemed to established himself a cult of personality, some idiot wrote into the Dominion Post last week asking where s/he could get themselves a t-shirt that nick kelly was wearing....Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid.
And dont whatever the fuck you do vote Rob Goulden, He is a total fucking asshole, He used to be my boss at ADT and hes as ive said a total fucking ashole, he swore at me for some ever so slightly trivial infraction, i personally regarded his remarks as entirely unprofessional. Hes a dickhead and acording to many of my former colleagues he was not very popular with them either.
I think ill stick with Kerry Prendagrast for the time being
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| GOOD TO SEE | |
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...THAT THE GOVT REJECTS CALLS TO LOWER THE DRINK DRIVE LIMIT: Im sick to death of these dickheads out there who want the legal limit cut from 0.08 to 0.05, Why should it be, A 0.05 limit will see people who otherwise NEVER drink and drive caught with residue alcohol in there system the NEXT DAY without even knowing, this deters the police away from the Hard-Core recividist ofender - the arrogant individual who gets behind the wheel minutes after mowing down 10 cans of Victorian Bitter consumed over a 2.5 hour period and well aware of his/her BAC being 0.15 or over. It is also Injustice to criminalise people who dont drink and drive but are caught with residue alcohol in there system when theres no real evidence morning after drink driving poses any danger - Its called the Malaby Effect, where you are deemed over the limit even though you are not legally impaired to drive.
Also a 0.05 limit will force many of our favorite restaurants and rural hotels to close there doors for good, this is injustice upon our farmers who are at this very moment contributing so much to the revived and revitalised new Zealand economy, why "repay" there efforts by penalising them for drinking 4 beers with there mates?
Rather than lowering the legal limit, the Government should BAN THE USE OF CELLPHONES while driving, It is well known that Text-Driving is FAR MORE Dangerous than having 4 cans of beer before driving. Text Driving should have the same penaltys as Drink Driving, Jail Time, Fines and mandatory disqualification of ones licence. Hell if the govt. dont want to ban cellphones and driving why not RAISE the legal blood alcohol limit back to 0.1 - like it was between 1967 and 1978, Although i dont condone it, driving after a 6 pack is actually a whole lot safer than sending a text message behind the wheel. Also for the record if im driving home from the pub i cut it off after 2x 330ml bottles of tui otherwise i wouldnt normally touch alcohol before driving.
And a message to you dickweeds that want the limit cut - YOU SHOULD ALL BE BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP WITH BASEBALL BATS YOU DUMB CUNTS
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| FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND | |
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JUST GOT BACK FROM JOHNNOS FUNERAL: I didnt know he was so much loved and respected by many, Heaps of people where there including one of the 'CWDs' that me and johnno used to joke about at lunchtime during our streetwise shift. Caught up with some old colleagues from ADT and my old supervisor, so much changes going on, also a couple of people from my current place of employment where there. Its surely gunna be a different place without johnno and he will be sadly missed.
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| PAYING TRIBUTE TO 'JOHNNO' | |
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JUST GOT THE WORD THIS MORNING: That my former ADT Colleague 'Johnno' died suddenly last Wednesday.
Johnno was a good colleague, but also a good friend of mine, Id known him for all but 2 weeks of my 18 months at ADT and id still see him about town on friday nights still up to his cheeky but humourous and caring nature. Being in different dpts. but the same building meant us streetwise guys and walkwise folks yould trade stories about our nights on the beat, Johnno especially would joke to us about the happeneings of the "Marion Street Gang" (whom i dubbed and still do dub the CWD's) - A 1am lunchtime joke that would forever become immortalised even 15 months down the track. Often id bear the brunt of johnnos jokes about the Marion Street Gang as my regular rubbish collection/graffiti control route included Marion Street, but it was all because he cared and of course for Shits and Giggles, Of course id always respond to his Marion Street jokes sarcastically and i still laugh at them a year and a bit down the track.
Then came that black friday In may last year our boss told us "in 6 weeks you guys will all be out of a job" as Streetwise had now been sold out to another firm, we'd all be losing our jobs at ADT as a result, John consoled us guys all, reassuring us that there was light at the end of the tunnel for all of us, it was a masive blow to end the week that friday night - I was looking forward to the big Pub Crawl on Saturday night, however i and many of us other streetwise personnel delt with a massive blow - not a good weekend at all i had that weekend, mourning the loss - the loss of all the hard work and discipline i had earnt myself over that last 16 months.
Then came our last day, Johnno wished us all the best of course id be seeing him around town with my other ex-colleagues, from The Yellowcoats. Now its time to say farewell to a man who brought life and laughter into the citywise division of ADT, I Should be attending his funeral on Friday Afternoon and pay my last respects to a colleague and friend. Arohanui Johnno, you will be sadly missed - RESTECP!!!
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| THE TALIBAN PARTY OF NEW ZEALAND | |
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SO THAT SICK FUCK: Brian Tamaki has drawn up support for a New Taliban Party of New Zealand - Fundamentalist fucks that want to Re-legalise beating up kids - Legalised Assault, Joined in by that sick fuck Kiddie Beater Gordon Copeland and co.
Hell if your gunna legalise assault at least give people the right to "punish" There neighbors and aprty guests with cricket bats if they have 20 or so of there mates around for a party and music is still pumping out loud at 1am, - At least Doing the other members of the neighborhood a favor, rather than picking on innocent and defenceless kids in a country where child abuse is already the highest in the western world owing to the previous legislation.
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| A CARTOON OF NICK KELLY | |
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ANYONE SEE THAT CARTOON OF NICK KELLY: In saturays paper?
As they Say.
- Dominion Post: $2
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| TIME TO NAME AND TO SHAME | |
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IN MY JIHAD AGAINST SLOW DRIVERS: I Have decided to from tonight name and shame slow drivers, dont be surprised if YOUR Rego plate comes up on this website - Its cos your a fucking dickfuck who should take the fucking goddam motherfucking bus cos of your fucking godam arrogance - YOU are the ones that cause all the accidents, Road rage and Padestrian accidents around Wellington - On Par with and probably even MORE Than drivers who speed.
Driving too slow is not only dangerous for the cars behind them its also dangerous for padestrians, cars ahead of the slow driver driving at the right speed create this gap that widens between them and slow drivers, This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS for padestrians as they underestimate the distance between that car and the slow poke, cross the road and are hit whose fault is it, the Padestrians - No, Its the SLow Drivers fault.
Slow Driving is not only Dangerous But is also ILLEGAL AND IRRESPONSIBLE - The po-po should start dishing out Heavier fines AND Demerit points rather than turning a blind eye to the problem, and although i dont condome any of this shit if the cops choose to ignore slow drivers then vigilante justice will be delivered by enraged motorists upon the slow poke, we already have enough road rage in New Zealand soceity that vigilante justice upon the slow poke will make even Miami or Atlanta seem safe.
But yeh again - Naming and Shaming SLow Drivers is the only way to go Hell they even do it on This Website
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| A COMPLAINT TO THE WCC | |
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TO THE WCC: Those traffic light son the cnr of Hunter St/Jervois Quay are More Fucked up than somebody whos dropped 4 tabs of LSD or someone who drinks 17 beers a day. Why the Fuck should traffic turning from hunter st into jervois quay wait 4 minutes while the Jervois Quay side gets priority on a green light? Why the Fuck does the green on Hunter St only last 4 seconds yet the reds last 4-6 minutes? Your timers on the lights are So Fucked man you should seriously consider getting your city council staff to arm themselves with softball bats and smash up those lights - unless of course you fix the timing glitch on the lights.
Not to mention that your Traffic light "Engineers" actually dropped outta school in Year 9 (Fouth Form) and have even jackshit basic secondary education yet alone any engineering qualifications, its no wonder theres glitches in just about every traffic light in Wellington, One of these days soon somebodys gunna get killed or seriously hurt by running the red light there - if your working to prevent red light running then FIX THE FUCKING TIMERS ON THE LIGHTS rather than make people wait for the time it takes to knit 4 wollen jumpers, even then if they are fourth in the queue they'll have to wait until another 4 woollen jumpers are knitten befor ethey could get moving again. Lets Face it and im sure most wellingtonians know of this WELLINGTONS TRAFFIC LIGHT SYSTEMS ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP.
Thats why i demend council/mayoral candidates have a policy to do something about these faulty lights.
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| RAISING THE DRIVING AGE | |
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THERE ARE INCREASING CALLS FOR THE DRIVING AGE TO BE INCREASED: Some people believe that 15 is just too young and is the leading cause of many deaths amongst younger people.
Yeeup - I agree, Hell my paretns said i wasnt allowed to start driving till i leave school, even then i was 17 years old when i got my licence. I reckon increasing the driving age to 17 will be the answer, Although it wont be an automatic solution to young road deaths, it will mean fewer teenagers being killed on the roads.
Helen Clarks plan to implement a zero blood alcohol level for learner drivers however is completely absured, It will mean that some traces of alcohol could be still left in the young drivers system 16-17 hours later, and as expected this driver will be over the limit the day after without even realising it, Hell 7 cans off beer finished at mindight could still mean the driver will be over the limit 10 hours later and that in itself is a tragedy.
Bar far and wide Lets Ban cellphones and driving and especially Ban Text-Driving, dont dish out fines for text-drivers, Treat text-driving like DIC, with prison time, loss of licence and heavy court imposed fines, it is actually safer to drive after drinking 5 beers over an hour than it is to send a text message while driving, yet our government says "no no no dont ban text driving" - all this when some dickhead cop wants the adult BAC Lowered, however in good sense the govt. has ruled out any plan to drop the legal BAC.
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| THE CRIMINAL AMONGST US | |
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JIM ANDERTON NEEDS TO BE CHARGED WITH TREASON: His absolutely rediculous plan to outlaw BZP based Pills is in itself a Criminal Act.
So i guess hes all in favor of Having Psyched Out P Freaks running amok in the streets cos he got rid of party pills, Thats whats gunna happen, Nobody has ever died from taking Party Pills, you can drive safely under the influence of them, they aint like Booze, Durries or Crack.
I Dont take party Pills but prohibiting them will create more problems than the party pills themselves, Its fighting Fire with Petrol.
I Demand Jim Anderton Be Charged with Treason - Waging war upon the people of New Zealand. That sick little fuck is a parasite upon the bodies of all New Zealanders ban this, ban that what a sick fuck.
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| DEAR LEADER IS SLIPPIN MAN | |
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ACCORDING TO THE LATEST POLLS: John "Wanker" Key looks likely to win a clean sweep in next years elections, even 60% of Labour Voters say that theyve had enough.....
Well i tells ya im sick of the whole spectrum, ALL Parties in Parliament dont represent there people, They hate us, theyre criminals, Its A Fact that every single government since Rowling have been Traitors, bloodstained common criminals who care shit about there own people, rather them own arrogant self righteous selves.
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| THIS IS SO COOL | |
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SURELY ENOUGH HIPPIES ARE DUMBASSES: But Psych-Out totally kicks ass.
I think this the first time ive seen this drug-free, even tho its a trailer.
Weird watching it w/o weed.
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| MT VIC TUNNEL OR ORIENTAL PDE | |
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WHY THE FUCK DO WELLINGTONIANS: Wish to incite road rage and honk inside the Mt Vic. Tunnel? Some people out there take the horn as a token of offence and end up pummelling each other, They honk for no reason at all and end up offending other motorists whom will give them a shiner
Its not to ward out 'evil spirits' yeh whatever you dumbfucks.
Hey guess what I honk my horn frequently down Oriental Pde, but its for a good reason. People honk in the Mt Vic tunnel for nothing, i honk down Oriental Pde so no dickweed pulls out in front of me, Its for these peoples own good, When i dont break, your bank balance will when you end up paying for the panelbeaters fees when you pull out in front of me from a carpark and dont stop, your fault you should look wher ethe fuck your going dumbasses. Me honking down Oriental Pde is for your own bloody good, Unlike those dumbfucks that honk to incite road rage in Mt Vic Tunnel.
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| HOW DARE THEM | |
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TV3 SUCK DONKEY COCK: HOW DARE THEY TAKE OFF THE SIMPSONS in favor of Rugby highlights, who gives a shit about Rugby, its a faggots sport, The All Blacks ass fuck each other in the shower, yet they have to hog our TV all day at the expense of the Simpsons, to add insult to injury they still manage to play that dumbass aussie cussons soap Homos Away. Those DUmbfucks from TV3 need to hang there heads in shame. Yeh so what if thes imspons have been on like 65000 times before, i still watch it religiously, and rugby is for homos.
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| ZAOUI OFFICIALLY A FREE MAN (YEEAY) | |
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GOOD TO SEE: That the SIS Have showed commonsense and allowed Achmed Zaoui the right to stay in New Zealand as a refugee. His "security risk assessment" - whatever the fuck that was, has been removed Fucking hell he wasnt even deemed a "terrorist threat" in the first place, Just an ordinary algerian man seeking refugee in New Zealand, So why did our Bush Loving Govt. Lock him away for 2 and one half years without trial for nothing, what a waste of taxpayer money.
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| BUSH PREPARES ANOTHER 9/11 | |
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THIS WAS IN THE LATEST ISSUE OF UNCENSORED MAGAZINE: But The Good Folk at Pravda have reproduced it, Its obvious Bush wants to turn America into a dictatorship. Hitler used the Reichstag Fire as a ploy to turn Germany into a dictatorship, setting the recihstag on fire himself and blaming the German Communist Party as a ploy before setting up the Enabling Act. 1933. And here goes Bush planning another 9/11 as a ploy to invade Iran. Bastard, George W. Bush is the Scum of humanity, He needs to be skullfucked with a cordless drill.
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| NEW ZEALANDS NEWS MEDIA IS SOVIET STYLED | |
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IM GUNNA POUR SOME COFFEE AND RED BULL INTO WELLINGTON HARBOUR: New Zealand needs to wake up and realise there is a world around it. Who gives a fuck what happens in New Zeland (unless its a mass shooting, plane crash, deadly earthquake, flood, tornado, shipwreck, election or whatever). Murders happen nearly everyday in New Zealand, We dont give a shit about rugby (it should be in the sports news), You tricks @ the NZ Media need to wake up - stop being obsessed with news in this country, what we here in the news each night is enough to cure my chronic attacks of insomnia. Hell it would cure an americans insomnia attack, it cures mine.
In short New Zealands news media is Soviet styled, only centers around this country and not care about what happens overseas - like in the Soviet Union, Stupid bunch of commies
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| HISTORY DOES SO REPEAT | |
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IN 2001: I Officially Labelled Britney Spears as "Public Enemy Number One"...and She remained Public Enemy Number one for 3 years until Paris Hilton took over her reigns....
Now in the course of History Repeating Itself, I officially proclaim Britney Spears once again Public Enemy Number One - On Par with Paris Hilton, Rihanna and Lindsay Lohan Public Enemy Number 2, Nicole Ritchie Public Enemy Number 3...etc etc...
Split Enz wrote in 1981 "History Never repeats..." But thats not the case, A Full blown Jihad once again exists between the world and Britney Spears, Hell this slut cant even look after her kids, She is a bad mother and a bad influence to millions around the world. Hell Even Nostradamus prophecised Britney Spears' appearance.
Lets all join together to wage the new holy war against This prime Evil Cretin of soceity Britney Spears. I send my saalems (RESTECP) to all my Homies fighting her..
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| HIPPIE BASH | |
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GOOD TO SEE THE FUZZY MUFF: Using all they got against the hippie scum in Auckland monday. Surely enough i hate the US Administration as much as they do, but at least ive got a job, not hanging out at WINZ, and not sponging off taxpayer money and spending it all on tabs of LSD and ounces of high grade skunk - at least not anymore.
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| I THINK ILL TAKE THE BUS | |
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WTF: Petrol is up to $1.63??? WTF???
I think tomorrow night ill take the bus to work!!!!
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| WARNING TO ALL NORTHBOUND COMMUTERS | |
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THIS IS TO MAKE ALL NORTH/SOUTHBOUND COMMUTERS AWARE: The Traffic lights at the customhouse quay/westpac stadium c/park intersection HAVE A BUG INSIDE THEM. The poorly programmed (obviously done by a dangerously under or unqualified transit enginner who left school half way thru 4th form 20 odd years ago) lights mean the southbound lane goes green 15 seconds before the northboud lane - even after trafic turning into the westpac stadium from the south. This is a prime example of how fucked up Wellingtons traffic lights are - poor engineering by dangerous unqualified "engineers". The same glitch is occuring on the Customhouse Quay/Whitmore st intersection.
Thsi is why i am asking all councillors seeking re-election or standing for the first time in the up and coming mayorlty elections to give priority to FIXING ALL GLITCHES IN WELLINGTONS TRAFFIC LIGHT SYSTEM especially those on Customhouse quay at the Whitmore St intersection and Westpac Stadium carpark intersection. Dont make me call (04) 499 4444 and lodge a formal complaint. Cos your gunna get HEAPS of these until the glitch is fixed.
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| QUIT HOGGIN THE FRONT PAGE | |
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WHY THE HELL HAS THE DOMINION POST: All of this past week, allowed Rugby and rugby related shit to hog the front page of the newspaper? Just cos theres a world cup on, doesnt make it important, In fact there is a section for Rugby in the paper - ITS CALLED THE SPORTS NEWS and is located on the back page, Hell i dont even read the sports news.
There are far more important shit happening in the world than gay ass rugby, Rugby is no longer a national religion, 1967 was the last year that New Zealanders regarded it as a national religion, thankfully later that year kiwis realised that they had far more important things on in this country to wory about rugby - thank you Miss Alice Dee, Mary J. Warner and Acid Rock for changing all that (on an unrelated note: Fuck the Hippies).
The All Blacks are a bunch of gay ass pansy homos, im sick and tired of them hogging the news all the time. All Blacks related storys should be in the SPORTS SECTION - Thats right the section that Tony Veitch and Clint Brown anchor, when i switch over my TV To watch the adventures of Joey Tribbliani and his pals. thats right before tony marsh tells us that there is 130km/h southerlys pounding wellington with heavy rain - Long Live Bad weather.
Where was i - oh yeh, What really pisses me off is that The Rugby World cup is being shown LIVE AND FREE TO AIR on TV3 whereas we saw ABSOLUTE JACKSHIT coverage of the ICC Cricket world Cup earlier this year - Hey NZs media - GET OVER YOURSELVES!! Rugby hasnt ben a national religion since 1967, in fact its probably more in decline NOW than it was in the 1960s, Its just so over-rated yet you clowns didnt even bother showing us the cricket coverage - The NZ Media - I Tell youse something you suck ass.
End of Rant!!!
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| NOTHING AS YET | |
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NO MAJOR ACTION FROM SYDNEY YET: I mean, with all these Hippies supposed to be getting beaten by the coppers, Just a normal protest so far.
They may need the tear gas - Often used in the past against threatening masses of hippies, damn - what we need is another 1960s - when all the hippies where being tear gassed, dumbass hippies!!
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| NEW ZEALAND GO NUCLEAR - OVER MY DEAD BODY | |
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NEW ZEALAND GO NUCLEAR: With Nuclear Power? OVER MY DEAD BODY MATE!! IA int having a Chenobyl or 3 mile island happening on these shores mate.
Fuck all of youse who want Mr. Burns lookalikes running the NZNP, Screw Nuclear Power, do not believe the lies these uranium intoxicated losers want you to "believe" about Nuclear power, Nuclear waste is a mjor hazard, people living near Nuclear power plants a remore likelyt o suffer the effects of radiation poisioning, Irrespective of the Treason he committed in this country David Langes decision to go nuclear free was the best decision he ever made over his 5 year reign, even though he sold this country out to foreign interests at the expense of his own country people.
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| HOWARD SIGNS HIS OWN DEATH WARANT | |
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BY ALLOWING AUSTRALIA TO GO NUCLEAR: This little aussie pig who unknowingly has a few weeks left of his 12 year regime of tyranny over his people has signed his own death warrant.
Australia doesnt need nuclear power, hell it doesnt even need a star wars defence system, who would be threatening the worlds largest island located deep in the south of the world, isolated from all the trouble spots.
Big waste of Money if you ask me.
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| MORE GAY ANTICS FROM BANANARAMA | |
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HYPODERMICS ON THE SHORE FIJIS UNDER MARTIAL LAW: More madness from the batty boy of the south pacific Mr. Frankie Bananrama who imposes martial law in Fiji after he finds out that the desposed PM was conspiring to allow Australian and New Zealand troops to invade Fiji to depose of Bananarama and his band of gaylord flower dress wearing batty boy military leadership.
Well so be it - I fully endorse a New Zealand/Australian Invasion of Fiji to get rid of that gaylord Bananarama, Hey i hear he and his Gay Boyfriend Robert Mugaybe of Zimbabwe are planning a gay wedding in Harare soon.
Oh hey if you Mr. Bananrama or your gay as cronies or your gay boyfriend Robert Mugabe are reading this, then get yo dick outta yo ass and stop being the gay freaks you are - Nil Restecp to you batty boys, gaybows, i bet you like flower aranging to and being gay with Kim Jung Il, Batty Boy. Go fuck yoself Mr. Bananarama, Winston Peters is right youse are an embarrassment to the entire pacific region.
Winston Peters for PM.
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| APEC ACTION WATCH THIS SPACE | |
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WITH RIOTS EXPECTED IN SYDNEY: Tomorrow watch this space for full blown action from APEC - Including police beating the living shit outta those smelly dumbass hippies with nothing better to do but grab media attention - hey cos these stupid hippies know that a peaceful protest will grab little if any attention, Hey its not just anti bush or anti war protests up on the cards - anti globalisation and pro climate change protests are likely.
Its no wonder Sydney is in lock-down, a threatening mass invasion of dope smoking whacked out long hairs with jack shit to do other than sponge off the hard-working NSW Taxpayer just so they can spend there dole money on dope, acid and protesting meaninglessly against stuff they cannot stop.
Fuck all the Hippies, Dumbass Hippies.
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| NOVEMBER CRIMINALS | |
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THE NEW ZEALAND GOVERNMENT ARE THE SCUM OF HUMANITY: - Common Bloodstained criminals. I dont give a fuck what you bastard bloodthirsty treason-loving peices of shit think, People can possess and use weapons like pepper spray for self defence, have every right to shoot intruders breaking into there own homes - i mean how many more home invasions do we have to hear about before Helen Clark, John Key and their treasonous cronies stand trial for HIGH TREASON.
ALL Political Partys in the New Zeland reichstag are Common Bloodstained criminals - November Criminals, They are traitors and live off the misery and suffering they have caused there very own people It was a national tragedy they abolished hanging for Treason in New Zealand, maybe so our politicians can committ treason by waging war upon there own people and get away with it.
Lets not forget other acts of HIGH TREASON committed by sovereign regimes over the past 25 years.
- The introduction of the Student Loan Scam.
Hell Rogernomics was the biggest act of treason EVER Committed in New Zealand
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| QUEUE RAGE 101 | |
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BY NOW YOU'D KNOW I HATE QUEUES AND QUEUING: If you dont, well ive told youse all. Hey I have better things to do today rather than wait in line for Queenie or Quentin Queuehog to waste MY time by holding up the line. Such an example is the poor service at Woolworths Johnsonville - where there are too many Queuehogs "oh can i have a packet of cigarettes", "oh sorry im paying by check", "oh ive got a onecard and i dont give a fuck about the 7 or so people behind me i can take as long as i want" as furious people behind them vent there rage, Hey i know im one of these people, Ive got too much to do and so little time and lining up in a Queue just takes up MY Time Thus meaning i have too little time to do the things I Want. I Todays fast paced environment time is very scare and so thus should NEVER be wasted
Also one of the reasons i seldomly hit the clubs/bars anymore is that when your queuing for your next round of beers, Peter or Polly Pushin who was actually behind you jumps the queue, when you say to the bartender "hey i was before him/her" they say "look theres hundreds of people in here, dont worry". Now that is a classic example of poor service, No wonder we get queue rage, I HATE QUEUES - I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM
On a related Note - I also hate people who get in my way - Footpath Hogs, Car Hogs, Road Hogs, - Hey theres enough road rage out there as it is and by getting in my way you only make me yell out to you" Get out of my fucking way fool". Peoples arrogance is only gunna get an arrogant replay back - what goes around comes around.
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| I SAW SOME ROAD RAGE THIS MORNING | |
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DRIVING UP CAMBRIDGE TCE: At 0815 Monday, this motorcyclist tries and cuts in front of this car too early, the black stn wagon sounds its horn and the motor cyclist, who was in his 40s Takes offence at the horn, drives up to the car, screaming and yelling and using abusive gestures at the female driver and her passenger, i think the motorcyclist orders her to pull over (he is not a cop), looking back on my rear view mirror, I see the 2 partie sin a heated arguement, i didnt see what happened next.
So much assholes out there - Judging by this motorcyclists behavior I assume he was either A-)a Mad Cunt or B-) An Ex-Pat Hutt Resident.
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