YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO TODAY

I WAS ON MY WAY TO A MATES HOUSE: When i heard that Princess Diana was involved in a Car accident, Being a 17 year old staunch republican i could have cared less about Princess Diana, even less so for The Royal Family in General, especially how early reports indicated she was only slightly hurt, During the late morning we hear that she was seriously injured and her partner Dodi-Al Faed and Driver was dead. During that sunny Sunday afternoon, Me as a recent school leaver tried to put the shocking news behind as me and my posse loitered in car-parks causing all sorts of havoc, up to typical teenage b/s, racing supermarket trolleys, clinging onto the back of mates cars on our skateboards and "asphalt surfing". Getting home - no change.

Pumped my Queen CD and right at the end of Bohemian Rhapsody My sister tells me that "Dis Dead" - a sense of shock overwhelmed myself. Promptly jumped into the internet - multitasking while watching CNN. That nights 3News bulletin was dedicated entirely to the memory of Princess Di.

The next day i went to course (I was a workskills trainee back then) and we where all overwhelmed, Princess Dis death was lead story for the better half of the next week and a half, I remember watching her funeral on TV The following saturday, A Sad occasion

Its hard to imagine that 10 years have flown by since Princess Di passed, Her death was the JFK Assassination of my generation. Ive always believed it a combo of the MI5 and Papparazzi that killed her, The Queen ordered her liquidation following her messy messy divorce from prince charles the previous year. The MI5 Ordered her liquidation and used the Papparazzi and the Pissed French Cunt (Henri Phillpe) as a decoy - not unlike Lee Harvey Oswald who used used as a decoy by the CIA to liquidate JFK for "reaching a common dialouge with Soviet Premier Krushkhev over the Cuban Missile Crisis".

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 31 August 2006 3.44pm

FALL OUT BOY SUCK ASS

FALL OUT BOY ARE SLIPPLIN MAN: There a bunch of stupid cock-sucking gomos, Phoneys. Hey in't that what music is defined as today? Bring us Back KISS, Bowie, Heart, Sabbath, Black Widow, Stooges, AC/DC, The Dead etc etc...
Ill say the words of the Rollin Heights Ballas to the Grove St Familys - Fall Out Boy Suck Ass!!!!
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 31 August 2006 3.27pm

LAW ENFORCEMENT - HUTT STYLEZ

JUST BEFORE KNOCK OFF THIS MORNING: Me and a colleague (who i think lives in Newtown) where talking about Noise control officers and general behavior of people. I told him that out in Upper Hutt there aint no noise control personnel and people who are sick and tired of brad and brenda boozy having loud late night partys have the bloody god given right to go around to there partying neighbors - not to join them but to beat them and there party guests to a bloody pulp with whatever means are deemed necessary - Baseball Bats, Cricket Bats, planks of wood, they also have the right to get there dogs to crap in there garden or hiff half a bin of trash into there partying neighbors garden and throw stones on there rooves in retaliation.
He was surprised really, Thats cos i dont think any noise control personnel operate in Upper Hutt and the police dont give a shit really out there so Upper Hutt residents live under the beleif that they can take the law into there own hands to "punish, correct or otherwise discipline" the partying Timmy and Tammy Tipsy who hosts around 50 of there mates while mummy and daddy are out of town blasting there stereos keeping people awake, to add insult to injury there boyracer mates blasts there boomshockers up full blast - this allows the good honest citizens in the street including Grampa Grouch to arm themselves to "teach these party animals a lesson or two".
Of course im not surprised about the obnoxious behavior of Upper Hutt residents, its how they react to common issues out there. Us ex-pats can tell a hutt person in town without having to judge a second thought. Hell even some ex-pats have obnoxious attitudes, i can tell if a "wellingtonian" is an Upper Hutt ex-pat.
Vigilante justice might not be acceptable in inner city wellington but in Upper Hutt its the norm, Macho Culture exists in Upper Hutt - hell even there mayor whose running unopposed has a bit of bogan inside him. Theres a bogan in the blood of every Upper Hutt person, Yob Rules out there.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 30 August 2006 7.29pm

LUNCH EATING MEDIA

WHY THE FUCK DID ONE NEWS AND 3NEWS: Take up the entire first quarter of there nightly bulletin dedicated to the All Blacks? WE HAVE A FUCKING SPORTS SECTION Put ALL RUGBY RELATED STUFF IN THE APPROPRIATE SECTION - THE SPORTS SECTION rather than hogging the first half - General News that should be reserved for STORIES ABOUT Severe Weather, Mass Killings, David Bain, Plane Crashes, Iraq Etc, etc. im sick of having to say this NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE ALL BLACKS - they are faggots, they wear pink and white polkadot tutus, wear purple cheek make up and diamond pansy earings, Im sick to death of having All Blacks this, All Blacks that shoved down my throat, Fuck i wish Wellington was being battere dby 140km/h winds and heavy rain, a bit of head story news for you all, How i love bad weather.
On saying this...THE DAYS OF RUGBY BEING A NATIONAL RELIGION DIED IN THE MID 60S, New Zealands media should just WAKE THE FUCK UP and releise theres a world around them other than a bunch of fags who pass a ball to each other.
Da End.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 29 August 2006 7.30pm

WHY I HATE AIR NEW ZEALAND

HERES WHY I HATE AIR NEW ZEALAND: Our National Carrier, it used to be the best airline in the world but inb the last 5 years has gone to the pits.
- Despite slashing air fares, they are still too high, Hey last year i flew from Wgtn-Chch paid $200 and all i got was a cookie and a 30ml punnet of water (I should have got a t-shirt saying this), now seing theyve scrapped the cookie it really is a waste of time flying air New Zealand.
- There service is appalling, Hey they used to give out free food, beer, complementary in flight snacks and magazines, but 5 years ago they screapped it in favor of lo-cost airfares of which are still too high, Air New Zealands service is absolutely appalling, if you get service anyway.
- There flight attendants are preppie sluts/preppie clean cut gomos. Fuck you all stuck up fashion following pigs.
They "bump" passengers, hey lets say (hypothetically) ive booked a $1150 flight to london and frankfurt due to leave auckland at 3pm, then at 1pm as i check in, yep all sweet then at 1.25pm 5 minutes before boarding they announce can mr. so and so boarding flight so and so to london and frankfurt please report to the check in desk. and you do then they tell you "oh sorry sir you have been bumped off this flight in favor of Richie and Rachel Rich" - they dont give you a refund if your bumped, your holiday to europe youve been saving for 7 years, ruined in 2 seconds by incompetant, rude, slutty and dickhead staff, Bastards.
Dont tell me to fly Pacific Blue or Freedom. Bring Back Ansett New Zealand or better yet Give me Qantas Any bloody day - lo-cost airfares without sacrificing the service, i hear that qantas' service is superior over the shitty (if any bloody service) provided by Scare New Zealand.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 28 August 2006 7.27pm

IDIOTS!!!!

GOT THIS FROM SATURDAYS PAPER: So funny if you think of it.

DIAL 111 FOR HANDCUFFS

AN Auckland Couple dialled 111 for the police Friday to say they'd been handcuffed - by each other from a pair of handcuffs they'd brought from a sex shop. The couple had cuffed each other and because the lock malfunctioned could not unlock the cuffs with the keys provided, It even took alot of effort from the police just to undo the cuffs before pliers had to be used, The couple where left red in the face from there ordeal.
hahahahahaha....funniest thing ive heard all week, and its only monday.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 27 August 2006 7.25pm

JIHAD TO MY NEIGHBORS

I ORDER A FULL BLOWN ALL OUT JIHAD ON ALL FRONTS: Against my next door neighbors, 11.30 Saturday night, They where yahooing, yelling and all other noise, Luckily by midnight it had quietend down enough but still - these dickweeds are still noisy.
Oh i wish the noise control laws where changed so it can allow us good honest citizens the very right to use "reasonable force to administer punishment, or otherwise correction upon noisy neighbors" - and yes reasonable force can include the use of a cricket or baseball bat - of course reasonable force can obnly be used if all other methods have failed ie. Noise control say "noise not excessive" - huh maybe by there standards but not ours thats when Daniel Vettoris prime weapon comes into handy.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 27 August 2006 7.20pm

LTSA, Slow Drivers, One Sided View

IM SICK TO DEATH TOF THE LTSA: And there one sided view of Road Safety. What i mean by this is Not making people aware that Slow Drivers are more dangerous than those who speed.
What im talking about is that asshole driving at or below 40km/h in a 50km/h area, fewer than 63km/h in a 70km/h zone and less than 90km/h in a 100km/h.
Why the fuck do we get bombarded with ads on TV Showing some geezer driving at 110km/h in a 100km/h zone having an acident or getting a ticket, Hell you drive at 110km/h down state highway 1 between Ngauranga and Porirua without any hassles and people can still drive safely at that speed, fucking hell i reckon the strech between Jville and P-Tonw should have the speed limit INCREASED - The road is designed for it, lets say the speed should be increased to 110km/h.
Why dont we see commercials showing the dangers of slow driving ie. Peter Plodalong is driving at 65km/h in a 100km/h area and the driver behind him is honking and ranting and raving, one sequence shows the enraged driver overtaking and having a head on collision and an alternative shows the enraged driver overtaking, then cutting off peter plodalong, getting out his car, Jacking Mr. Plodalong then beating him to a bloody pulp for going too slow.
Not that i condone this sort of aggressive and violent behavior, however as many of you know out in the Hutt slow drivers are punished by mob justice, because the police turna nblind eye to peter plodalongs everywhere, the money is in those driving 5km/h above the speed limit. The police can make a killing out of ticketing and Demeriting Slow Drivers, serves them bloody right as well.
Not many people know that transport regulations introduced 40 years ago prohibit "driving at an unreasonably slow speed". Why the hell dont the police start enforcing it more with bigger punishments for slow drivers who dont seem to know that they cause accidents and the vast majority of road rage inciodents out there.
Jihad to Slow Drivers, and Fuck all the POlice who dont bother ticketing Peter and Patricia Plodalongs. Its cos of them there road rage - Mob Justice, or shall i say "Hutt Stylez".
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 25 August 2006 4.43pm

MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SWIMMING POOL

EXIT MOULD SMELLS LIKE A SWIMMING POOL: And so thus my house smells like one.
Better that than mildew and mould everywhere...now my house is as clean as a clear crystal chandiller

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 24 August 2006 4.15pm

PLENTY OF TREES TO CRASH INTO

MY FATHER TOLD ME A TALE: A Few years ago, My uncle, drunk, driving home from the pub crashed his car into a lamp-post one night, He was unhurt and his car written off, he escaped injury and a DIC...There was a funny side to the story. Lamp-Posts are known to move in the south island.
28 years later the same thing happened to me, although this time i avoided crashing into the lamp-post, and there was no cops around, me and 2 mates, drinking at the tote decided to head to the Old Lizard/Provincial Hotel (now an apartment complex Above the national bank in Upper Hutt), As i had only 3 handles of lion red over 90 minutes plus 2x slices of pizza and had NOT Been drinking/toking up before going to the pub i decided to drive. Down ararino st, i narrowly avoided hitting a telephone poll/Lamp Post - just as well i have fast reflexes man....Despite that near miss we made it to the Lizard uneventfully, there where no piggies around and we left our cars at the Lizard for pick up the next day, Again there was a funny side to the story, I thought id locked my keys in the car but realised as i was panicking thinking so i left them in my back pocket. Luckily we avoided a DIC that night because there wher eno cops around and i was probably sitting at or just below the 0.08 Blood Alcohol limit.
6 Years later, times have changed, If i do even decide to drive after drinking, i cap it off at 2 cans/stubbies of 4% beer (2 std drinks) the law says you can have 4 standard drinks in one hour w/o food and one every hour after, but as there is so many pigs out there, the risk of having 4.5 std drinks these days is crazy, we all grow up....having said that they should keep the BAC At 0.08 as those with BACs of 0.15 can easily flout the law and the risk of being over the limit the next day will grow even greater - something the govt. dont publicise.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 23 August 2006 7.21pm

GOOD NEWS FOR YOU ALL

WE HAVE DECIDED TO KEEP YEAR ZERO TALES FROM THE UNDERGROUND UP AND RUNNING - FOR NOW: Traffic has improved considerably although not the way we wanted it to be, but any improvement is an improvement, I can assure youse all that this website will be up and running for sometime now.
Heres to the future - Wessyde, RESTECP!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 22 August 2006 7.37pm

NOISE CONTROL BILL

I HAVE A GOOD IDEA FOR A NEW NOISE CONTROL BILL: If they ever decided to change the noise control laws in this country, id call it the Noise Control Act (Prevention of Excessive noise Act)
It would give john and jane citizen every right to use force if the force used is reasonable in the circumstances, is used as a last resort, and is for the purpose of:
a) preventing or minimising harm caused by excesive noise; or
b) Prevention loud late night parties from disturbing residents. and
c) Correction/punishment of noisy neighbors where noise control officers/police officers have failed to do anything.
Dont be surprised if Johnny or Janey Whinger from across the street, after noise control has done nothing to stop the loud noise banging on your door and threatening to use a cricket/baseball bat to tell you to "turn the fucking stereo/tv or whatever off or ill be obliged under the Noise Control Act to use force against you as punishment for your arrogance Bitch".
We can all sleep easier at night with this peice of legislation in hand without bradley and/or brenda boozer bringing around 30 or so of there friends and wellwishers partying all night, trouble is who would endorse it? Hey 85% of NZ'rs still want to beat there children for playing up, why not 95% of NZ'rs want to beat there neighbors up for constant days/weekends of sleeplessness, endangering there health with loud TVs/Partys etc etc....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 22 August 2006 7.35pm

INCITING ROAD RAGE

PEOPLES ARROGANT DRIVING BEHAVIOR: Is enough to incite road rage, here goes:
- Not indicating turns
- Driving with lights on High Beam
- honking at the car in front of you giving way to oncoming traffic from the right (pandemic in upper hutt)
- pulling out in front of oncoming traffic (note: if the oncoming car hits the offending driver then the offending driver has an obligation to pay for any damages done to the oncoming vehicle personally)
- Driving below the posted speed limit (seeing how the cops turn a blind eye to this, this makes the blood of many people boil)
Just a few examples of bad ass driving by arrogant people and although i dont condone such behavior, even condenm such behavior i hear that upper hutt is the only place where it is legal for drivers to use "reasonable force to inflict discipline, correction or otherwise prevent harm or an accident from happening" upon other drivers and in upper hutt reasonable force means exactly the latter of the words - force. In the time ive lived in upper hutt, ive seen verbal abuse, fisticuffs, motorists punching in the panel of other cars...etc, etc by motorists upon other motorists...but hey thats upper hutt for you They think cos its still legal to use "reasonable force to prevent a child from harming themselves or others" in Upper Hutt they can use it to discipline bad drivers known as typical hutt drivers, that what makes upper hutt a truely sad place indeed. And of course Upper Hutts very ownb mayor Wayne Guppy is as arrogant as Grampa Grouch, it seems he has lost the battle to control his own citizens obnoxious behavior - thats right those folk in red checkered flannelete shirts, black jerseys, jeans and steelcap boots. The stereotypical Upper Hutt resident.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 20 August 2006 7.34pm

NICK KELLY FOR MAYOR - WTF??

NICK KELLY IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR: Of Wellington, Now this Upper Hutt Ex-Pat (like myself) wants to become the Mayor of Wellington running on the platform of the Soviet Stayled Socialist Workers Party..Lets see a wellington under nick kelly.
- Zen Fascists will control you, 100% natural, you will jog for the master race and always wear that happy face, close your eyes cant happen hear, big bro on white horse is near, the hippies wont come back you say? mellow out or you will pay, mellow out or you will pay - Wellington Uber Alles!!!!
I was talking to my sister last night and i old her the news that Nick Kelly is now driving Buses, After i saw him a couple of weeks ago trying to put the conductor back on the wires of a Trolley bus he was driving, she new of this, in fact she told me that he crashed the bus on his first day. Which isnt ususual, ive had a few near misses with buses especially how these bus drivers think they have the right of way, pulling out in front of on coming cars narrowly avoiding a collision well i tells you the next bus that pulls out ion front of me I AINT GUNNA STOP ill just crash into it, hell it will be the bus drivers fault if any passengers are hurt and to add insult to injury, the bus driver will have to personally pay for any damage done to my car - just like any motorist who pulls out in front of me whom i hit - teach them some responsibility.
I was a tuesday morning when i saw Nick Kelly trying to put those trolley bus conductors back on the wires and i thought i was the funniest thing ive seen this year - hell and it was only August 8.
Rambling a bit - where am i oh yeh - i wish nick kelly all the best for his maryoal campaign - this is from a fellow upper hutt ex-pat and former neighbor.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 18 August 2006 4.49pm

JFK WAS KILLED IN A CIA PLOT

LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS A PAWN IN A CIA PLOT: The �deathbed confession?audio tape in which former CIA agent and Watergate conspirator E. Howard Hunt admits he was approached to be part of a CIA assassination team to kill JFK was aired this weekend - an astounding development that has gone completely ignored by the establishment media.
Saint John Hunt, son of E. Howard Hunt, appeared on the nationally syndicated Coast to Coast Live radio show on Saturday night to discuss the revelations contained in the tape.
Hunt said that his father had mailed cassette the tape to him alone in January 2004 and asked that it be released after his death. The tape was originally 20 minutes long but was edited down to four and a half minutes for the Coast to Coast broadcast. Hunt promises that the whole tape will be uploaded soon at his website.
Click here to listen to a clip of the tape.
E. Howard Hunt names numerous individuals with both direct and indirect CIA connections as having played a role in the assassination of Kennedy.... More-->
Thats right Kiddos - Lee Harvey Oswald was murdered by his own government - They used him as a pawn to assassinate kennedy - the reason? He was married to a Russian and so thus considered a traitor, they needed to get rid of him and JFK Whom the CIA Considered a traitor, especially over not nuking the Soviet Union regarding the Cuban Missile Crisis.
The history books arent telling youse the REAL Truth.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 17 August 2006 4.08pm

THE FLU MADE ME DO IT

OH SHIT, I JUST REALISED: I failed to provide a link to my Anti Paris Hilton Site i made last friday, my bad for the mistake, blame that rotten ol menace Influenza for the mistake.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 17 August 2006 3.39pm

I DONT WANT TO SAY THIS

BUT IF TRAFFIC ON THIS SITE DOINT IMPROVE: By next friday then i will have no choice but to take this website down...Whats the point in keeping this site up if only 3-4 people a day are visting this site?? BRING BACK THE 20-30 HITS PER DAY - AVERAGE. I WANT TO SEE 50-70 HITS!!!!
Lets hope we can save this 2 and one half year old site.....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 17 August 2006 3.38pm

WAKE UP NEW ZEALAND ITS TIME TO RISE

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: The lead story on 3News tonight was about a falling dollar, but a car bomb that kills 500 people in Iraq was a distant 10th AND on after the first ad break, even then who gives a shit about auckland - they should form there own fucking country.
Just a classic example of the Soviet Style media system New Zealand has - the self centered, self-obsessed media that gives priority to national stories that nobody gives a shit about over a terrorist attack that is only second to that of 9/11 in terms of life lost.
New Zealand needs to wake the fuck up and realise THERE IS A FUCKING WORLD AROUND IT rather than play sleep inducing local stuff that would be an ideal CURE for ANY Canadia suffering from insomnia - WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS COUNTRY ANYWAY - Unless there was one of the following - major earthquake with loss of life, severe flood with loss of life, terrorist attack, mass shooting, plane crash, shipwreck, etc etc...nobody cares about CYPS, The falling dollar, loan sharks etc etc....
I can foresee this - "in todays lead story - Man walsk down the street in Upper Hutt chewing his finger" and the next story "nuclear holocaust in ghana kills 4.4 million people - thats all"

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 16 August 2006 7.42pm

SHOULD MCDONALDS BE ALLOWED NEAR SCHOOLS

SHOULD MCDONALDS BE ALLOWED NEAR SCHOOLS: HELL NO, NEVER!! McDonalds is responsible for the worldwide Obesity epidemic and its end result - Type II Diabeties, heart disease, strokes etc etc....McDonalds contains more of the same lethal ingredients as a packet of cigarettes. Hell you may as well allow kids to purchase a 20 pack of durries near schools instead of putting up the golden arches of evil near them.
In Short - McDonalds destroys Children - Join the McJihad to day.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 16 August 2006 7.35pm

YOUTH RATES MAY GO - YEEEAY

FINALLY THE GOVT. TALKS SENSE: Over the issue of paying our young people, Sue Bradford whose known to come up with some not-at-all half baked ideas proposes to pass a new bill abolishing youth rates.
Its about bloody time they did so, the 16-17 year old workers of New Zealand are just as hard working and dedicated to there jobs as a 43 year old, in fact young people are keener to learn and are more disciplined whereas the 43 year old could be bloody hopeless. Youth rates where a scam in the first place, The legalised pay cut introduced under the National Govt. in the 1990s, young workers earnt MORE money back in the 1980s before Jim Bolger and his fundamentalist right wing administration said "oh lets pay teenagers less, there fucking hopeless anyway" WRONG, SIR, WRONG!!!.
By the looks of things, youth rates should have been abolished years ago yet alone NEVER have been introduced.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 15 August 2006 7.23pm

CHRIS KAHUI IS A BIG BULLSHITTER

I KNOW THE PRICK IS GUILTY: First he refuses to co-operate with the police after the deaths of his 2 sons, he and his partner dont visit him in hospital when they where ill before there tragic deaths, now he blames the older 1 year old brother for the deaths of Chris and Cru Kahui.
Sonny Chris Kahui - it sounds like your telling the country a whole load of Bolshevism mate, which leads us to believe you where the one who killed your own sons. how sad can you be?

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 13 August 2006 7.30pm

SORRY NO UPDATE

SORRY NO POSTS OVER THE WEEKEND: Ive had this flu going around. No Whiskey, Quinine, zinc sulphate spray or nothing could get rid of La Grippe AKA Leg Rope, The spaniards have given us this killer influenza, spread the message over the wireless. That A/Spain/1/1918 virus has struck.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 13 August 2006 7.26pm

AS PROMISED MY SURPRISE

WELL KNOWN FACT: Its a well known fact that Paris Hilton has more hate sites than Britney Spears, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jung Il, George Bush and The Iranian President COMBINED, Hell theres thousands....
Im here to capitalise upon it by ading my own Anti Paris Hilton website, I call for this great satan - the wounded snakes untimely demise and downfall from society.
Enjoy

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 10. August 2006 3.04pm

SURPRISE SURPRISE

IM GUNNA SURPRISE YOUSE ALL TOMORROW: I was gunna do it today but ive run out of time, TGIT Only happens once a week u know so ill give it out tomorrow friday - oh no i cannot tell you what it is till tomorrow afternoon so hold yo horses.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 9. August 2006 7.40pm

MAZTA-E RETURNS

THE ESE OF BATTY BOY POP IS RETURNING TO NEW ZEALAND FOR ONE SHOW ONLY: Sir John Elton - the Batty Boy of pop December 6, New Plymouth, One Show only.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 8 August 2006 7.50pm

PEDESTRIAN XINGS ARE EXACTLY THAT

WITH THE LARGE NUMBER OF CARS IGNORING PEDESTRIAN XINGS: Im surprised that we dont see reports of Pedestrians trynna 'jack' the offending vehicle and its occupants, hey the cops dont give a shit about it (cars running pedestrian xings while pedestrians try and cross).
If i ever see a pedestrian xing related road rage in the paper we can only blame one person - the driver of the offensding vehicle.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 8 August 2006 7.48pm

STUPID PEDESTRIAN!!!

ANOTHER BUS/PEDESTRIAN ACCIDENT TUESDAY MORNING: On the way home from work this morning, i overheard our buses radio - a stupid pedestrian had run out in front of a bus at wellington railway stn, by peice of good fortune the pedestrian, a man in his late 40s was only slightly hurt.
One ambulance onsite, i couldnt help but rubberneck from the buses window to see what was happened but nothing really.
It was all the pedestrians fault, WHTY DIDNT HE USE THE FUCKING SUBWAY instead of being some whacked out on quaaludes idiot and run across the bus depot just to get a northbound bus? Idiot, idiot!!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 7 August 2006 7.48pm

SOMETHING FOR MY LANDLORDS HOUSEKEEPER

HERE IS SOMETHING FOR MY LANDLORDS HOUSEKEEPER: Have a read of this if you dare.
Resource Management Act. 1991, Section 16
16. Duty to avoid unreasonable noise---(1) Every occupier of land (including any premises and any coastal marine area), and every person carrying out an activity in, on, or under a water body or the water covering the coastal marine area, shall adopt the best practicable option to ensure that the emission of noise from that land or water does not exceed a reasonable level. (2) Subsection (1) does not limit the right of any local authority or consent authority to prescribe noise emission standards in plans made, or resource consents granted, for the purposes of any of sections 9, 12, 13, 14, or 15.
in short this means if the noise is too loud, its classified as "excessive noise" and this could mean ANYTIME OF THE DAY.
Im sick to death of having to knock on my landlords door to tell her housekeeper/nanny to KEEP THE NOISE DOWN. She needs to RESPECT us nightshift workers who SLEEP DURING THE DAY.
Other shit she needs to read.
This
and This
and possibly This
Thats right Bitch LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT or just FUCK THE HELL OFF!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 7 August 2006 7.41pm

THE HYPOCRISY DOES NOT STOP THERE!!!!

FAMILIES FIRST ARE A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES: Here is Bob McCoskrie appearing on One News tonight condemning the brutal and barbaric death of little Nia Glassie and calling for a massive crack down upon child abuse.
Yet just a few weeks ago he publically quoted "parents have every right to beat the living shit outta there kids if they act up">
Bob McCoskrie is a flaming hypocrite, first he advocates child violence now he speaks out and condemns it but still believes parents have the right to huit there kids.
I have a message for Mr. McCoskrie - Check yo-self before you wreck yo-self Fool!!
On a related topic read This Story another example of family violence directed towards a child yet the police dont bother responding - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMMIT - WHEN WILL ALL THE DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE WORLD END FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 6 August 2007 7.45pm

STOP LYING, STOP LYING STOP LYING!!!!

IN THIS MORNINGS DOMINION POST: MORE Anti-Marijuana propaganda, i just cannot believe the dominion post cannot stop lying about the "dangers" - whatever they may be of cannabis.
What the dom post fails to identify is that "lung damage" can be severely reduced through the use of bongs, pipes etc...and completely eliminated through eating, drinking etc.. of cannabis. If you ate tobacco you end up feeling dreadfully sick and the nicotine has the potential to kill you outright. As for bongs sadly these where outlawed by a criminal govt. back in 1999 who at the same time did jack shit to stop under 18 year olds from buying tobacco - hell i know of places that STILL Sell tobacco to under 18s and get off scot free. Its still NOT illegal for a minor to possess or publically consume tobacco either which makes the law even more of an ass as its supposed to be.
All this when the dom post publishes in thursdays paper an article that GLORIFIES Sex, but 2 days earlier CONDENMS Cannabis.
Only one word can describe wellingtons local Paper - HYPOCRITICAL!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 6 August 2007 7.37pm

SPICEHAMMER, OH WAIT THATS SPICERS

ON MY REGULAR SATURDAY AFTERNOON JOURNEY TO P-TOWN: I knew i had shitloads of rubbish bags to drop off at the tip so i headed for Spicers landfill, for some reason i keep calling it spicehammer.....Please Note: I have NEVER EVER been to Spicehammer owing to what it was before its closure, a nightclub full of gender confused folk AKA 'its' and batty boys. Oh yeh im a bit edgy about the nightclub thats just opened its doors where spicehammer used to be, another batty boy nightclub in the middle of town.
But yeh me and my workmates like to joke about spicehammer all the time, not that weve ever been there of course, we just like to take the mickey out of it.
Anyway i went to the spicers landfill, dropped of my rubbish consisting of newspapers and old cans of fruit salad and then it was off to titahi bay, where it started raining, So it was back off to k-town.
That was basically my weekend, otherwise the usual, stay at home, housework, a few lagers and thats it...bye bye for now

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 5 August 2007 7.40pm

17 REASONS TO SMOKE CANNABIS

17 REASONS TO SMOKE CANNABIS: Here are reasons to smoke cannabis.
1. It numbs all forms of pain, perfect for aches and pains.
2. It reduces anxiety, fights depression
3. It fights cold and flu symptoms, reduces fever, fights stomach viruses and increases appetite, the ideal herb for fighting lack of appetite
4. Smoking Too much Cannabis or Hashish produces hallucinations which can be fun as. Chasing gingerbread men, walking letterboxes, and pictures waving at you can be fun as (note: first hand exp.)
5. No matter how much you smoke you wont wake up the next day feeling like shit, in fact you will wake up feeling as though you havent touched anything the night before. In fact Cannabis is the perect hangover cure, suppresses vomiting and rids that awful headache and dizziness associated with a few too many beers the night before.
6. Chronic (scuse the pun) insomniac? Cannabis can treat insomnia as the key ingredient THC promotes a restful nights sleep.
7. Cannabis makes longs last 6 times as long, crank up Iron Butterflys Ina-godda-da-vita while smokin that phattie and it will seem like that song is 1 hour 42 minutes long....wicked!!!!!
8. It makes TV Shows and commercials seem funny as....Who else would find a TV Commercial about Kitchens seem so funny (note: first hand exp. from smoking too much dak, i found a TV commercial for kitchens a laugh and half when i heard the words "kitchens" and "design".)
9. You can still drive under the influence of it as its nowhere near as dangerous as driving under the influence of alcohol. Hell i found it never affected my driving at all.
10. Cannabis is not addictive unlike booze and durries.
11. Cannabis is ALOT safer than alcohol and cigarettes.
12. The THC in Cannabis contains ANTI CANCER Properties unlike Nicotine in Tobacco Cigarettes which contains at least 50 known carcinagins.
13. You can mow down 3x gourmet hell pizzas and still feel hungry afterwards.
14. Ordering a pizza in class during class time is now immortalised - thank you Mr. Sean Penn for this.
15. You can EAT and DRINK Cannabis as opposed to smoking it thus removing all the harmful shit - whatever that maybe - and the high is more intense and comes on more slowly.
16. Alcohol causes violence and makes ppl aggressive. Cannabis pacifies people and makes people non-violent caring sharing hippies too lazy to even get off there asses to do menial tasks - they prefer to watch re-runs of unpredictable 90s sitcoms on TV.
17. DEATHS BY ALCOHOL 1200 P/A, DEATHS BY TOBACCO - 5500 P/A, DEATHS BY MARIJUANA - Nil (over the past 10-15000 years of its existance)
Reasons NOT to smoke Cannabis.
1. It turns you into a hippie and all you want to wear all day is a tie dye shirt and loose hemp fabric trousers and bear feet, grow your air, massive as sideburns and a mostache (for blokes)
2. Theres too many piggies out there wanting to bust you for your tinnies worth of Dak you brought from sammy simpson at the cnr tinnie house. Constable Cooper doesnt have shit all to do other than bus you for possessing one joint or giving out tickets for no WoF - the crime rate is too low.
3. Workplace drug testing is now so common, if you smoke a joint after work your boss will act like Donald Trump and use his now immortalised words - "your fired".
Nah seriously they only outlawed cannabis in New Zealand to protect the govts precious timer industry as hemp as a highly competitive fibre. Fuck these 1920s era laws. Mother Mary Aubert must still be turning in her grave.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 3 August 2007 4.10pm

I MUST HAVE A MEGA MEMORY

SHIT: I can still remenber when you can smoke on planes in New Zealand and that wasnt that long ago. I remember travelling as a kid with my parents all the grown-ups around me smoking like chimneys onboard planes.
Same goes when i was a kid, all the adults where smoking at the post office, bank, malls, shit everywhere.
This was as recent as 1988. Now almost 20 years later you cant smoke anywhere in NZ these days except outside, even now i myself have managed to kick the smoking habit - hell i spent 7 years as a smoker, many of them a fairly heavy one. Chuck in a bit of Dak as well.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 3 August 2007 3.49pm

AVRIL KILLED THE RAMONES

GET A LOADER THIS: And beleive me it aint pretty.
"Hey hey you you i can be your girlfriend".
And
"Hey little girl, I wanna be your boyfriend".
Avril stole part of the tune, the beat and reinterpreted the lyrics of a classic ramones song. Deedee and Johnny Ramone MUST BE TURNING IN THERE GRAVES. Im sure the surviving members of the ramones would have declared a jihad upon this slutty poser girl calling herself "punk" when she really is nothing more than a phoney pop slut.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 2 August 2007 7.39

THERE SONLY ONE THING I MISS ABOUT UPPER HUTT

THERE SONLY ONE THING I MISS ABOUT UPPER HUTT: And that is the streets are Driveable, im sick to death of narrow roads, they should NEVER have made them 2 lanes, i shouldnt have to honk at the dickhead to tell him "get the fuck outta my way bitch" i should only have to honk at the dickhead who pulls out in front of you, fails to give way at a roundabout - hey the driving standards might be bad in upper hutt but at least the streets are wide enough for cars to fit in on BOTH lanes without the potential for road rage to occur.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 2 August 2007 7.34pm

THE DOMINION POST ARE HYPOCRITES

I HEARBY ACCUSE WELLINGTONS DAILY NEWSPAPER THE DOMINION POST OF DOUBLE STANDARDS: Today they GLORIFY Sex by publishing an article on "237 ways to have sex" or whatever, i find this sinful immoral and perverted.
On tuesday these same perverted freaks publish some "strong sentiment condeming the use of the magic herb" by pubhlishing utterly misleading bollocks about Marijuana being "as bad as 5 tobacco cigarettes, while ignoring the fract that marijuana CAN BE EATEN TO ELIMINATE THE CARCINIGENIC MATERIAL THAT IS ASSOCIATED WITH SMOKING.
I accuse the editorial staff and jounralists of blantent hypocrisy, promoting double standards and promoting sin, immorality and the evils of a western liberal society while condeming a harmless plant outlawed only because it was a competitive fibre against the timer industry and under pressure of the Great Satans - the United States and Australia.
Just another example of blantnet hypocrisy and double standards through our evil australian owned media, another example on how these aussie pigs want to take over New Zealand - violating its national sovereignty and force feeding kiwis with filth, sin and satanic literature. While at the same time condeming a herb that has been used for thousands of years and has NEVER EVER KIlled anybody. Hell its even ENDORSED In the holy bible (moses and the burning bush)
I wish NZ Was like SIngapore where stories promoting sex are strictly prohibited, only in New Zealand we should be PROMOTING The use of Marijuana and LSD and comdeming sex.
For those who disagree with what im saying I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ON WHAT YOU BUGGERS THINK!!! NO REALLY I DONT

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 2 August 2007 7.30pm

I HATE PEOPLE

PEOPLE SUCK: Yes thats right I Hate People. In tis day in age, people are just so obnoxious, our human nature has changed. 100 years ago we cared about the people around us, these days people are just so arrogant, self righteous, greedy stuck up little fucks that it makes me sick. why has human nature chnaged over the course of just 25 years, people dont care about one another these days only them arrogant old selves. Fuck them, fuck human nature. I Hate People.
On an unrelated topic Julys Archives are up

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 1. August 2007 7.40pm

I HATE CROWDED BUSES

NAH REALLY I DO I HATE CROWDED BUSES: I Should have taken my car into work Wednesday night but strangely i opted to take the bus for some funny Reason, Even this morning going home our bus was too crowded and kept stopping at EVERY Stop on the way, He arrives 5 minutes early yet is 5 minutes late back to Khandallah cos of this and crowds. When i drive i leave work at 8am and arrive home at 8.35ish depending on traffic, the bus takes longer owing to a different route (via newtown whereas when i drive i go via the tunnel). But even tonight our bus is not that normally crowded it got crowded at Lambton quay, i decided to get off there before catching another bus to my place of work in the eastern suburbs*. I hate the shoving, jostling discomfort of crowds, queues and people. Hell i just hate people full stop.
* - Oh i aint gunna tell you where i work, thats a confidential matter, its a complete mystery, im not trynna be mean or nothing, its a surprise, just like wilsons face from Home Improvement, Springfields location opn the simpsons, and kramer from seinfelds name (till 1994)

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 1 August 2007 7.37pm

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