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| BRISBANE BOUND |
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JUST TO LET YOUSE ALL KNOW: I Will be in Brisbane/Coolangatta/Gold Coast between May 16 and May 20....4 days of surf, sheilas and sun. Not bad for $900, too bad about sydney...they wanted me to stay in the Kings X....and i got told that Kings X is like Cuba St on a very very bad night so Kings X is not worth the risk....(yeh thast right vi got told it was prossie and Junkie town).
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 24. April 2008 5.23pm |
| ANZAC TRIBUTE PART II |
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WITH ANZAC DAY IN LESS THAN 7 HOURS: It will be terribly wrong of myself not to pay homage to my great great uncle Campbell Drake who died in Gallipoli a few weeks after the ill fated invasion in 1915.
Thats Him Pictured above, his brother, my Great Grandfather was mortally wounded in the same campaign and died 25 years later of his injuries, he was probably one of the last of the WWI combat deaths despite succumbing to his injuries a few months ito the second world war.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 24. April 2008 5.17pm |
| IN FLAN-DIDDLY-ANDERS FIELDS |
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ANZAC TRIBUTE PART ONE: Time to honour those geezers in the old folks home who will be marching up thorndon quay tomorrow thus diverting my route home from work (not necesarily as im taking the by-pass more and thats a whole lot quicker).
IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Lest we forget and this years ANZAC Day will be particuarly focussed on Aotearoa New Zealands first VC winner in 65 years Mr. Willie Apiata, of course weve had many darker ANZAC Days....during WWII (Battle of Crete) and again in Italy, During Korea and Vietnam and most recently in 2001 the year after NZ's first combat death since Vietnam occured. - That of a young soldier in Timor.
They shall not grow old as we grow old before them.
RESTECP. Lest we Forget!!!!
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 24. April 2008 5.17pm |
| FUCK ALL OF YOU CYCLISTS?? |
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CYCLISTS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES: WHAT DOES THE FUCKING LAW SAY YOU DUMB BITCHES!!! it clearly state DONT HOG THE FUCKING ROAD or do i have to blast my fucking horn for so long and shout truckloads of abuse at you road hogs who ride 2 abreast on narrow streches of road such as moa point road to tell you to GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY GODDAM WAY!!!!
even if there are cycle lanes these dickweeds dont bother using them and still hog the road, BASTARDS!!!!
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 24. April 2008 5.05pm |
| SHOULD IT BE LEGAL TO RAM SLOW DRIVER SOFF THE ROAD?? |
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YES IT SHOULD: For as long as if the Pigs dont enforce that 1967 land transport regulation that prohibits "driving at an unreasonably slow speed" then cars with bullbars should have every right to bull bar or swipe a slow driver off the road, the Land Transport Act should be amended to allow this legally....of course exeptions will be no-one is to bull bar a Learner Driver off the road notr when the road conditions are shocking ie. wet, far too narrow or road works...but bull barring should only be allowed if the driver has been driving for years and the road conditions are excellent....like they are today.
if kiwi parents can campaign to bring back the right to smack there kids then why cant we use similar force to punish slow drivers when the police do jack-shit about it?? Ive said it before and ill say it again SLOW DRIVERS MUST ALL DIE!!!! JIHAD UPON THEM!! DEATH TO THEM!! WAR!!!!
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 24. April 2008 5.04pm |
| HILLARY IS RIGHT |
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HILLARY CLINTON IS RIGHT: Helen Clark IS a cockroach, however i cannot see the difference beteen the 2 anyway, Both are ex-longhaired peacenik dope smoking hippies and both are pinko commie cunts who want to spread there marxist agenda across the world.
be afraid, be very very afraid....
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 22 April 2008. 5.19pm |
| HOW TO RUN A RED LIGHT - LEGALLY |
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WORKS ALL THE TIME WITH ME: At the traffic lights located at the Customhouse Quay/Stadium intersection, just before you get to the lights heading south, turn into that road where Remark It computers are, keep going straight head until you get to that T intersection by the railway tracks then turn into customhouse quay, youve avoided a set of traffic lights that have several SERIOUS fundamental glitches in them by bypassing them thus youve legally ran a red light - the cops cannot do shit about it.
those cunts at the city council probably have around 3-4 novels worthof complaints by me personally about those lights, the most serious glitch in those lights are the Northbound traffic goes green before the southbound traffci EVEN WHEN HERE IS NO TRAFFIC TURNING EAST ONTO THE WHARF In fact i dont know why i bother complaining all the time, these bastards at the WCC never do anything about it, theyre like hopmer simpson, they sit around on the couch vegging out doing shit. Frankly those traffic light enginners should all just be beaten with rattans until they can fucking fix that flaw in the stadium/customhouse quay lights.
Its no wonder wellington has such a high rate of red light running, its cos the traffic lights are so fucked up people just lose patience, i mean apart from that glitch on the customhouse quay/stadium lights, other traffic lights ie. hall/riddiford st Newtown, hunter st/jervois quay, harris st/jervois quay and ngauranga gorge/hutt road also have glitches relating to timing devices, they only allow 2-3 cars in on a green at a time before the orange and then quickly red before motorists have to frustratingly (and angrily) have to wait for the time it takes to knit a tea cosy befor ethe same cycle is repated. Of all the places ive been to in NZ NEVER Have i sen traffic lights so fucked up than right here in wellington. Its a fact that Upper Hutt replaced its traffic lights with roundabouts in the early 1990s because the upper hutt city council realised that the timing devices and such and such where fucked why cant the WCC Do the same, replace its traffic lights with roundabouts?
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 22 April 2008. 5.15pm |
| DEATH TO ALL BAD DRIVERS |
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IM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE IN THE EASTERN SUBURBS: Hell do people who live in Miramar/kilbirnie/rongotai/haitatai/mapuia/seatoun even know how to fucking drive? I mean put it this way the WORST Offenders actually live in Rongotai here are some examples of bad driving.
- Driving too Slow
- Cellphone use while driving
- pulling out in front of oncoming traffic
- No indicators.
It seems all the bad drivers have left Upper Hutt and moved to Rongotai - cos out there Drivers get ther elicences from the Gutter.
Its no wonder the road toll is going up, dont blame the usual seatbelts/speed/alcohol when all these above factors observed by many drivers are vastly ignord by the police, its this turning a blind eye to which only encourages otherwise law abiding citizens to take action - and the average joe or jane smith wont be dishing out tickets, he will be dishing out punches, blows with tyre changing wrenches, panel/window damage.
Unless the police actually start enforcing the above rules then i will have no sympathy for a bad driver whacked over by an angry motorist pissed off at them driving too slow/not indicating/pulling out in front of etc etc.....Im saying this as i declare an All out Intifada on All fronts against Slow Drivers and Drivers who dont indictate.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 21 April 2008. 5.39pm |
| CELEBRATE - ITS 4/20 |
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TODAY IS 4/20: That means you hippie stoners must all be buzzing away by now, vegging out at your TV Watching cartoon network and munching away on half of countdowns potato chip stock.....
No doubt the police will have a quiet night tonight...unless they decide to go for a bust on some stoner minding his own beeswax when a slow driver is out there likely to cause an accident.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Sunday 20 April 2008. 5.43pm |
| DONT GIVE ME YOUR HYPOCRITICAL CRIMINAL BULLSHIT |
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SO THAT BASTARD CRIMINAL FUCKFACE: Annete King Wants to Increase the Drinking Age Again over the growing number of youth crimes in this country.
Huh like it will really work you dumb bitch.
Do you really think people whom are legally classified as adults are really going to listen to this common bloodstained criminals point of view, shes already telling us we cant own a firearm or even mace to fight off would be home invasions or we ourselves risk prosecution, now shes trying to dish out criminal records to 18-19 year olds who want to have a beer?
Lemmie tell you a true story, my grandfather was just 18 years old, thats right 18 when the then (as now) tyrannical Labour Govt. ordered him to be present at the nearest army training camp within 14 days or 'the feds' would come after him, place him under arrest and prosecute him for "resisting conscription". A Few weeks later My Grandad was shipped off to fight at Guadalcanal where at only 18 years of age he saw mates around him die and came close to death on several occasions himself. All this when the legal drinking age in 1941/1942 was 21 and if my 18 year old grandad was found in a pub back then, he'd risk a criminal record but if he refused to obey that letter he received from the NZDF he too would have faced a criminal record and 5 years jail for refusing to fight in WWII.
Even now - although we dont have conscription (although i wish we actually did - talk some sense into todays youth) How come our govt can send an 18 year old off to his death in Afghanistan and now say to him "when you get home you cant have a beer?" wheres the logic in that? i see none, if your gunna send these kids away to there deaths fighting in US Backed wars you may as well allow them to drink beer when they come home.
Just another Violent criminal act buy a major criminal organisation running this country.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 16 April 2008. 5.17pm |
| A NATIONAL TRAGEDY |
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GOING HOME FROM WORK THIS MORNING: I Hear the tragic news on my car radio that 7 people where dead in a flash flood up north, these wherent only just 7 people, but 6 high school students and there teacher, all swept to there deaths at Sir Edmond Hillary Training Camp in the central North Island.
This is indeed what i have called a national tragedy, i havent seen such a significant and major event since coming home from school one day 13 years ago to hear that a viewing platform on the South Island West coast collapsed killing 13 Students and a Dpt. Conservation Field officer.
What really strikes a darker spear into this tragedy as this happened at the Sir Edmund Hillary Training and Development youth Camp just 3 months after Sir Edmund himself passed away.
May this countrys full condolances be given to the families of the dead in this terrible and tragic event that has now been added to NZs long list of disasters over its history.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 16 April 2008. 5pm |
| I MIGHT BE TURNING KOKONUT |
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IM CLOSER THAN EVER TO: Becoming an "honourary coconut", ive fwd interest in some flats out in porirua 3bdrms $200 so i assume its around the eastside where all my coconut bruvvaz live.
Ive gotta Kopi on this one Suli. Or else ill miss out, save me living with rich snobs around the K-Town area and at least the P-Town roads are far better engineered than those in K-town and theres only one set of traffic lights in P-Town and they can be avoided. Welcome to P-town??
Hey Im a Palangi who can already speak some Samoan so i reckon ill fit in well.
Suli Ill let you know how it all goes, f'aa
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 10 April 2008. 5.33pm |
| THANKS FOR SEELING OUT COMRADE HELEN |
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OUR MARXIST PM: Has just signed FTA With her red friends, as of this day forward, New Zealand is now "owned" by China.
We say goodbye to all but a fraction of tariffs upon goods thus the end of industry in Aotearoa as it is, all our workers who are paid reasonbaly well and work in excellent conditions will lose there jobs to Mr. Changs Sweatshop factory in Guangdong - factorys with appalling conditions where workers (often child labourers) are paid 30c p/w for working 110+ hours p/w and if they dont meet the minimum quota, they simply "disappear".
And dont look to National as a solution, John "Wanker" Key also supports this FTA, only the greens and NZ First opposed this deal.
Its ironic that Comrade Helen has a government campaign promoting NZ Made goods when she herself has just signed NZs (and her very own and her governments) death warrant by selling out our national interests and sovereignty to China, a country with an appalling human rights record, a country that was once a sworn enemy of New Zealand, it just seems now that New Zealand and China have become best of friends.
Funnily enough Comrade Helen has continued to remain silent over the brutal crackdown of Tibetans by the Chinese Peoples Army, i believe this was a pretext for NZ to suck up to its brand new friend, an otherwise good country with a magical history that has been tormented and enslaved for the last 60 years by a brutal government of Papa Smurfs and Trotskyist reds whom like comrade helen and her marxist labour party have created a government that only cares about them own arogant selves rather than the people they rule - after all its the people who are the governments boss not the otherway round.
Shame on You Comrade Helen, shame, shame, shame, in 6 months time (if not sooner) you will be packing your bags and like your now-ousted mate across the tasman would also be garunteed to lose your electoral seat as well as your job as Prime Minister, shame on you.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 7 April 2008. 5.26pm |
| YOUSE GET BAD SERVICE YOUSE GOTTA TAKE MATTERS FURTHER |
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MY DISPUTE WITH VODAFONE GETS EVEN MORE UGLIER: Now im taking "further action" against the Vodafone Corporation. Now seeking legal advice, Visited The Citizens Advice Bureau and any payment is withheld until the Resolution has been sorted.
I Accuse Vodafone of Blant Arrogance, Greed and extremely poor customer service, I dont know whats with vodafone but where i work If you provide Customers with Poor Service and blant arrogance you lose your job.
Why dont Vodafone sack all there workers for poor customer service, this is why im waging an Intifada against them.
No Peace till Vodafones Deceased.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 4 April 2008. 3.15pm |
| HAW HAW!!!! |
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POOR WEE DIDDICUMS: In fact i was away laughing like Nelson Muntz off the simpsons when i heard about The Great Satan. Falling over and breaking her Chin, Haw Haw!!!!
As Nelson Muntz would say - HAW HAW!!!!
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 3. April 2008. 5.46pm |
| THE JIHAD NETWORK??? |
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HMMM: With all the Jihads (Holy Wars) ive been declaring as of late should i change the name of this website to The Jihad Network rather than Year Zero?????
Nah beter leave it at Year Zero. and there probably is a Jihad Network floating out ther somewhere anyhoo.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 3. April 2008. 5.39pm |
| I DECLARE A JIHAD UPON VICTORIA BECKHAM |
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I DECLARE A JIHAD UPON VICTORIA BECKHAM: That stupid stuck up arrogant bitch needs to be skullfucked with a cordless drill or something, who the fuck does she think she is anyway, Shes a media hogging attention seeking bitch, her husband wears pink pulka dot knickers, wears a tutu and does ballet, hell he also likes the village people.
But nah seriously Victoria Beckham is a hog, shes a spitefukl stuck up ho, You only got famous cos you sucked the producers cock to get into an absolute talentless "musical group" whom forever corrupted the young girls and women of this world, yet now your trynna make up for this "musical group" collapsing like a cave of sand by hogging every single media outlet there is with your gaybow husband and who gives a shit about your kids anyway, they'll prolly turn out gay like there daddy. Victoria Beckham - I declare a Jihad upon you - Just get the hell outta my magazines, my TV Show hell even the internet BIATCH!!!
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 3. April 2008. 5.37pm |
| The great AUSTRALIAN pub CRAWL |
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NOW I HAVE YOUSE ATTN: Anticipating a Pub Crawl in Sydney between May 16 and May 19, still in planning stages but what the hell, i have 4 weeks off work so whats 3 days outta 28?
Now the Boys Light up - Apologies for my Subliminal Advertising in the title but yeh, Ill let youse all know how we all go. But yeh planning on flying out 16 may and returning late May 19, shaping up to be a great weekend planned.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 2 April 2008. 5.21pm |
| I DECLARE A JIHAD ON THE WELLINGTON TRAFFIC LIGHT ENGINEERING TEAM |
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I HATE TO BE A GRUMPY GRAMPA: But ive declared a Jihad upon the Wellington City Councils Traffic Light Management Team, Man are they incompetant little peices of shits. Lemmie tell youse why and how.
Take a look at many of wellington citys traffic lights, seriously take a look at them, you notice that theres a + Intersection, Im sick to death of A Lane getting priority over B Lane cos A Lanes lights are green longer, B lane is red for the time it takes you to knit 3 teacoseys and when they do go green thenthey only allow 2 cars to go before orange hits on the 3rd car, Motorists get VERY VERY Angry about this, They ring the city council to complain but the city council dont do jackshit to fix these glitche sin the lights timing devices. An example of these absolute appalling glitches in the timing devices in the traffic lights can be seen at the following intersections - Hall St/Riddiford St Newtown, Harris St/Jervoius Quay, Lambton Quay/Whitmore St, Johnston St/Customhouse Quay, Hunter St/Jervoius Quay Its always the Customhouse or Jervois Quay side gettng the upper hand whikle the otrhr streets mentioned are only green for 2x cars 3 at the most while other cars backed up have to stop again and endure a frustrating often angry wait twice or more times.
Secondly, The 5 or so kilometer stretch (estimate only) between The Aotea Quay off-ramp to Oriental Pde, Lets take the following sets of lights - Waterloo Quay/Stadium, Bunny St/Waterloo Quay, Post Office Square/Customhouse Quay. Mate whoever designed these lights must have certainly been on drugs at the time. Example - the vertical lane goes green HOWEVER at these lights Southbound goes green 10 or so seconds BEFORE Northbound or vice versa. Mate i tells youse i have NEVER EVER Seen a city ANYWHERE in New Zealand with lights so poorly engineered than these fucked up lights on this stretch of road. Also you notice at post office square the NORTHBOUND Lane goes Red while south stays green - EVEN WHEN THERES NO TURNING TRAFFIC, how fucke dup can you get.
Its no wonder people choose to run red lights in the city and i have to admit i have gone through one or 2, but only when The lights went green on the southbound lane while us northbound lane was heading north and there was no turning traffic, the turning bay was all clear, complaining to the council got me nowhere, thats why i wage a holy war upon the traffic light people. I dont care about a $150 fine in fact ill make the traffic light people pay for it myself owing to there incompetance in basic engineering skills with so many glitche sin wellingtons traffic light system.
I bet you these so called traffic light "engineers" are really Dickheads who dropped out of school in 4th form with only very basic secondary schooling and dont know shit about designing traffic lights.
I CONDEMN Wellingtons lights as "a 3rd world outdated peice of shit" that really, really need to be removed.
Replace all the lights with roundabouts, i dont mind so much the heavy traffic chaos it will bring, hell you get that now with Wellingtons poorly designed and engineered lights all thanks to incompetant fucked up cunts who call themselves the "traffic management team" - bastards.
I demand they lose there jobs, there too incompetant, you complain and complain about how fucke dup these lights are to the council but it all falls upon deaf ears.
Thats why im waging war upon the traffic light engineers - as well as wellingtons absolutely fucked up traffic lights. FUCK YOU BASTARDS TRAFFIC LIGHT ENGINEERS AND FUCK YOU BASTARD TRAFFIC LIGHTS IN WELLINGTON!!! I give youse lot the Inner Ipswich Crew Hand Signals (that is 2 middle fingers if you know what i mean) Kefe, Ufa, Fuamiki, Pukio, Bunch of Komo Susupoki cunts.
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| Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday April 1. 2008 5.24pm |
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