YEAR ZERO: Tales from the Underground since 2005

THERE NEVER WAS A THAW

THE WAR ON PREPS SHALL GO ON: Until each and every preppie, slapper, bopper and jock is defeated...i dont care if this takes another 9 years, they are scum and need to be shipped at gunpoint to there deaths in the fields - after being made to dig ther eown graves.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 3. September 2008 3.55pm

ANYBODY BEEN TO THE TEMPERENCE BAR YET

DISCOVERED IT QUITE BY ACCIDENT LAST NIGHT: And i gotta say i was impressed.
Guess that will be a regular stop on part of my many pub crawls...oh hey and whose going to the beerfest next friday at the Overseas Terminal? Guess youse will be seeing me there next friday - peace out
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 30 August 2008 1.34pm

IM A FILM GEEK

I DONT THINK YOUSE KNOW ABOUT MY RECENTLY NEW HOBBY: Film-making - shit ive got some filming to do this arvo - at Karori Cemetary for The Harry Pothead Film - muahahaha
Shit Monk is about to come on BBL....
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 30 August 2008 1.32pm

HES OUT

GOOD RIDDENS WINNIE: You will be remembered as a controversial NZ POlitical figure that wont be missed at all...
Thanks to you, we can expect an election to be called this week.
Godd riddens to youse Comrade Helen. Good riddens to youse
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 30 August 2008 12.24pm

PRO-SMACKERS RE HYPOCRITES

ALL YOU DICKWEEDS THAT WANT TO RELEGALISE SMACKING KIDS: y'all a bunch of hypocrites.
now you dickweeds want a referendum overs macking ill draw a line here.
I want the right to use "reasonable force to correct and otherwise discipline" the next slow driver, who refuses to pull over..no matter how much i sound my horn or how much thratening and abusive language i use at these bastards, i want the right to use "reasonable force to correct and otherwise discipline" the next driver who sounds there horn at me while im giving way or turning into a street (indicating), I want the right to use "reasonable force to correct and otherwise discipline" the next driver that sounds his horn in the Mt. Viuc tunnel - i dont care if the police think im posing a "anger to public safety by stopping in the Mt. Vic tunnel during evening rush hour just to physically punish a honker" - hey its illegal to sound your horn in that tunnel anyway but the pigs dont give a shit.
I tells ya this...if you want to see "corrective phsycial discipline" of motorists, then come to Upper Hutt.drivers always smack over other motorists out there for honking at them..we can learn from upper hutt drivers.
In short - if you parents want the right to hit your kids as part of discipline then i (and any other motorists) should have the right to physically punish a bad driver - i know cos the cops dont do shit to punish slow drivers, honkers, pull out in front ofs, so we should have the right to issue our own vigilante justice....
Hey if i hear about in the news a motorists being hit with expired Colslaw bombs in the Mt. Vic Tunnel or a motorisst stopping in the middle of Mt. Vic tunnle during morning/evening rush hour to inflict a bloody beating upon the honker then the person inflicting the punishment has my full sympathy and should escape prosecution - the honker deserves every bloody beating they deserve...if you dont honk..you dont get hit..simple as that.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 23 August 2008 9.21pm

I WAS ONCE A TEENAGE PUNK

THROWING STONES ON ROOFS: AKA Roof Rattling, Racing woolworths trolleys down main street in upper hutt, hiffing stones at letterboxes (letterbox banging) making prank calls to my old principal (Mr. Roob - u remember those 'pizza delivery calls') calling the now defunct 'channel Zs' sunday callback lines claiming to be the owner of a curryshop....fuck so much teenage pranks i think i should be a guest in the rimutaka hilton now...ooops did i say hilton...how dare i swear on moi website...i mean hyatt...yatt Hilton is a big swear word...for (paris) hilton is the great satan...the wounded snake...whom must be destroyed according to shariah law.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 23 August 2008 9.17pm

BROTHERHOOD BRODUCTIONS

...IS LAUNCHING ITS OWN WEBSITE: Soon - will include all the networks projects, creations etc etc....maybe the odd preview as well.
Film making Kicks Ass....
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 23 August 2008 4.20pm

DEATH TO THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS

DEATH TO THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS: Violent Jihad upon them and there dirty ho slapper preppie fans, death be to them, they only teach young girls that its OK to eat cock every day, death be to them, the wrath of the sword will come upon them...death to the pussycat dolls, i wage a violent jihad upon them...death to them...helther skelter...war, jihad...5 dead slappers!!!
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 20. August 2008 3pm

I MAYBE BOYCOTTING THE OLYMPICS BUT....

THE EVER-SWINDELL TWINS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN: Gold for this country...and Mr. Drysdale has won us a bronze.....The medal drought broken.....
Biggit up to us Kiwis despite the fact that i compare The Beijing Games to Moscow 1980 and Berlin 1936 - host nations run by Tyrants.....
But...at the risk of not being allowed back into australia again id like to say this to Auatralia - Haw Haw (Nelson Muntz Laugh)...Well thats it, I wasnt exactly criticsing australia there innit? cos surfers is a place id like to visit again...and again...and again...and i will belater this year...biggit up for that place...and biggit up for brisbane, beenleigh, and of courser litte ol' Loganlea. Ill be passing theu youse on the train next time im in surfers..biggit up you surfers crew...ill be back. + Ill check out Tweed heads, sorry i missed out on youse back in May...but Surfers' beaches are something you dont want to miss yet alone leave...biggit up and peace out.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 16. August 2008 11.59pm

'EY YO YOUSE KNOW WATTYM SAYIN'

WHILE I YPE DIS SHIT Y'ALL KNOW WHATIM SAYIN: 'ere me now
- Downloadin some kick ass tunes (thanks to my fav. radio stn - Hauraki (Edwin Starr and 'War')
- Hopin' my colleague at work (and good personal mate of mine as well) is honest with me - his sister really does like me (as she did between dec 2006 and feb 2007....Yeh Amy ranoff to Otago uni in feb 2000 - never seen of since..likewise with my colleagues sexy sister wom had it for me innit..dammit i want the yarrayarra) ...haha i am da beast muthafuckaz...i knew she had it for me innit.
- Reminising my ol' streetwise days...i used to work mon-fri 2100-9800 (090 friday nights then it would be saturday and sunday nights - paaaarty down mofos at...at...ummm...rain...boogie wonderlands....maya...shit im lookin back 2 and a half yars now at least bro)
- Looking at moving back to Upper Hutt...Hmm...ill miss K'Town and J'Town...but at least in upper hutt the roads are wider and you dont have to nearly head on into the on coming car on a supposid "2 lane road" in upper hutt..the only prob w. upper hutt drivers is ther ebad-ass attitudes..ie. drivers honking at the car in front of them at a give way sign when its unsafe to move (in that case lets get out the tyre changing wrech and beat these honkers to a bloody pulp...hey if you dumbass parents want the right to phsically punish yo kids for the most trivial of misbehavior (like i was) then i as an driver should have the right to physically discip;ine a hoker, a cut-offer, a slow driver..whats the diff??) yeh thats right one day im gunna stop my car in the middle of the mt. vic tunnel at 5.21pm on a wednesday evening and physcially punish a 'honker' - yeh thats right my tyre changing wrench should do just the trick - hey if they ever re-legalise corporal punishment for kid sthen i'll just say to the judge "youve just recently re-legalised beatin the shit outta kids as part of discipline, why cant i beat the livin shot outta some dickhead who sounds his horn at me...tell youse a true story, Im one of those who get offended at honkers...if you tink its OK to use force to punish naughty children then it should be OK to punish adults who honk at me...we use physical punishment all the time to punsih bad drivers in Upper Hutt - it aint road rage - its hutt valley customary law - we use it all the time in upper and lower hutt y'all know what im sayin?"
bound to work..cos if youse from tha hutt i know that youse like me easily get offended when somebody sound sthere horn at you...lesson one - only use your horn when a-) some dickhead cuts you off, b-) to punish a person who dont use there indicators (as per hutt styelz) and c-) to punish a slow driver to tell them to "move oer sheep shagger"
ive hd 10-11 steinies so yeh... im pissed as a chook but i is tellin tha troof, i dont lie innit
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 15. August 2008 10.46pm

WHAT IS THE MOST SCARY

WHAT IS SCARY THE MOST: Ok her egoes.
- Its NOT That time me and 2 friends drunkenly and stoned "summoned" the spirits of the dead at Moonshine cemetary and we heard that growling noise (no doubt and evil spirit) coming from the dead of night - man we just ran as fast as our little feet could take us, even running for like 5 hours back home (it was actually 40 minutes but you know how weed slows down your time perception making 40 minutes seem like 5 hours). (i went back there the following night straight and sober (other than for V and nicotine) and i was scared shitless thinking id here that evil noise again)
- Its not Asian supernatural beings who died 900 years ago.
- Its not walking through Karori cemetary at 1am on a saturday morning (been there done that (back in 98) end of story).
so what scares me the most?
Abbas 'honey honey' (evil chill) sound like robots with broken english accents as tho they are on ludes. It really really scares me.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 13 August 2008 3.30pm

funny shit

R YOUSE READY TO LAUGH:

Hahahaha is so funny....
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 13 August 2008 3.33pm

ASSHOLE, CUNTS, PIGS!!!!

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS: Would you dickheads who want to cut the drink drive limit just go cut your fucking throats and die...do i have to tell tyou this a thousnad times...boy you just never listen you sick fucks.
Lowering the Drink drive limit WONT.
- Cut binge drinking rates (and could only make it worse)
- Lower the road toll
- Make the roads safer.
Lowering the Drink drive limit WILL.
- Encourage the Hardcore. (those with BAC's above 0.16)
- Lead to unjust, unfair and pointless convictions - you blow just over the threashold the following afternoon after drinking a few pints at a wedding THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!! this is already the fact even under a 0.08 limit and a 0.05 limit will tenfold this number, maybe because the government faisl to realise theres a flaw in the new limit and that people have NO IDEA they are breaking it.
- Force thousands of restaurants to close there doors - for good.
- Discriminate and further oppress rural folk by putting hundreds of country hotels out of business.
See do i have to repeat myself every few months just to make my point to all you do-gooder sick fucks whom i wish a violent death upon you all?? Death to you all, jihad, war, helther skelter.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 13 August 2008 3.04pm

OH HELLO (AND F'AA) MR. LAMP-POST

BECAUSE OF THE BLACK ICE: Monday morning, i almost hit a lamp-post outside Raroa railway stn, i was coming down the hill when my car skidded, thankfully i have fast reflexes and stopped despite skidding, almost crashing into a lamp-post along the way, i ended up by a drive-way and slowly turned round and took the other route home.
It aint the first time ive had near misses with lamp-posts although this time was the first time stone cold sober - all the others have been "drink right up to the limit" and head to another pub and leave your car there for the night - that was when i was much younger, of course i wouldnt repeat that now despite sticking with only 2 cans of beer - rather than 4 or 5 - before driving from the pub these days.
Oh yeh and once i almost sideswiped a median barrier on state highway 2 after drinking 3 and a half stubbies of beer in town and making the rather stupid Decision to drive back to u/hutt (years ago), of course i wasnt caught but stopping for a piddle on the side of state highway 2 in broad daylight (8pm one cloudy november night) is no fun. especially if the po-po saw me (of which they didnt)

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 13. August 2008 3.03pm

SO.....

ANYONE FOR THE OLYMPICS TONIGHT??: (in the voice of andre off the simpsons - you know that episode homers triple bypass?) Not Me..heheh.
Boycotting Beijing....China has poor human rights record, just look back to moscow in 1980 when NZ Boycotted in protest over the soviet unions invasion of Afghanistan....hey lets boycott London 2011 over the UK's involvement in Iraq AND (again) Afghanistan.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 8. August 2008 2.41pm

BLUE LADY AND THE A320

WHY DOES HELLO SAILORS BLUE LADY: Remind me of flying over the tasman sea, allow the below photo to set it as an example and place the song in your head.

Yeh well thats what was playing on the air new zealand in-fliight entertainment radio when i was heading to aussie a few months back.
Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 8. August 2008 2.40pm

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