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The concept of Brotherhood Broductionswas thought of way back in 1998 when i designed my first website, the mission was to unite all the sites i run into one single entity, now 8 years later this dream is finally a reality, BB sites include:

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Much more to come.

TREVOR MALLARD GOES WILD - ON FILM

CHECK THIS OUT:

Bruvvahood Broductionz with Drive-By Filmz in association with Mother Marys Herbal Remedys Proudly Present

ANGRY MALLARD

THE CAST
Chris Zero as:
- Trevor Mallard
- Mrs Mallard
- Davie Rogers
- Davies Flatmates and Party Guests
- Tau Henare
- Helen Clark
- Tame Iti
- All Sound Effects

SCENE ONE: SUNDAY MORNING 1AM, TREVOR MALLARDS HOUSE.
(Trevor Mallard is tossing and turning blocking his ears, His next door neighbor Davie Rogers and his flatmates ar ehaving a "pimpz n ho'z bash", extremely loud hip hop, r&b and the occasional dance music has been pumpin the whole night and is only getting louder)
TM: FUCK THOSE FUCKING DICKWEEDS NEXT DOOR IM GUNNA DO SOMETHING.
MM: Call noise contorl
TM: I ALREADY FUCKING HAVE THEYVE DONE FUCKING GOdDAM JACKSHIT
MM: Call davie himself
TM: OK I BLOODY WELL WILL
(TRevor mallard telephone shis next door neighbors, one of his party guests answers the phone)
Ring rong, ring rong.
PG: Man that sounds like s eriously fucke dup phone bro.
PG: Yeah man (a girl screams wahoo in the background)
TM: YEH IS DAVIE ABOUT.
PG: (Smoking ona doobie) uhhh...yeh...man
DR: Ah...hello, come join our bash.
TM: HELL NO, THIS IS TREVOR MALLARD FROM NEXT DOOR, IF YOU DONT TURN YOUR FUCKING GODDAM STEREO OFF AND CLOSE YOUR PARTY WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES IM GUNNA DO SO MY SELF USING MY FUCKING GODDAM FISTS, DONT MAKE ME COME ROUND THERE BITCH
DR: Ahh fuck you (bep beep beep)
TM: LITTLE FUCKER, HE FUCKING HUNG UP
TM: Dear, gimmie my automatic assault weapons and RPGs i "borrowed" of Tame Iti last week.
MM: But youll end up....
TM: AHH FUCK IT BITCH IM GUNNA KILL THOSE BASTARDS, OH MY GOLFCLUBS TOO.
(so Trevor Mallard emerges outside, picks up a brick and throws it through Davies window.)
TM: C'MON MR. ROGERS, GET OUT HERE AND FIGHT BITCH!!!
TM: CHICKENSHIT, THATS IT IM GUNNA SMASH UP YO CAR
(Mr. Mallard gets his golfclub and smashe sup a number of parked cars outside including expensive boy-racer vehicles a number of party guests come outside to investigate)
pg: M CAR, MY FUCKING CAR...THATS $50K WORTH OF PIMPED UP SHIT..DESTROYED, YOULL PAY BITCH, OH HOW YOULL PAY
TM: (Aiming his m4 automatic assault weapon @ Boyracer Guest) YOU BETTER SHIUT THE FUCK UP HUH, OTHERWISE ILL PUMP SOME LEAD INTO YO ASS.
(Mallard Fires his m4 at the boyracer as party guests run outside, they start throwing bottles at Mr Mallard who relatiates this time with an SMG Assault rifle)
TM: BITCHES (Fires endless rounds at party guests)
DR: What the fuck do you think your doing trev.
TM: USING REASONABLE FORCE TO STOP YO GAY AS PARTY FROM DISTURBING US FOLK WHO HAVE TO WAKE EARLY IN THE MORNING DUMBASS.
DR: You cant do that
TM: FUCK YOU MR. ROGERS, FUCK YOU
DR: Bring it on.
TM: OK THEN YOUVE ASKED FOR IT....HASTA LA VISTA - DAVIE (Mallard finishes davie rogers and several of his flatmates off with his M4 Automatic assault rifle)
TM: NOW TO FINISH OFF THE JOB (aims his RPG at the partying flat) SAENARA SUCKERS (Fires endless rounds of RPGs at the partying flat).
TM: AND THATS THE END OF THAT BITCHES.
(Mallards cellphone rings)
TM: THE FUCK U WANT
TI: Hey trev, well done on that job...man i always thought i was gunna end up doin that but now im in the can for my plans.
TM: Oh hey sup Tame, oh well if one wasnt gunna do it then the other would.
TI: Yeh We will see about that..lataz
(tau hanare enters the street) TH; SO MUCH FOR THAT FIGHT THE OTHER DAY TREV.
TM: AHH GET FUCKED BITCH
(the following monday in cabinet and aunty helen is clarly not impressed with trevors antics)
TM: Relax helen, i was only trynna get some peace and quiet over those dickweeds next door to me.
HC: mall-ARD!!!! - YOOOOR FIRED!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: this play was set to an entirely fictitious scenario and did never happen, we here at Bruvvahood Broductions do not condone such actions by anyone and was only intended as a political parody of New Zealand current Events.

Biggit upz to GTA San Andreas for providing an inspiration to this mini-presentation, ill forever be hooked on yooz. Restecp.

(C)2007 Bruvvahood Broductions, all rights reservd, offenders will have a cap pumpe din there asses by the Rollin Heights Ballas.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 30 October 2006 7.55pm

MY NEW MOTTO

WITH THE WAY THE WORLD IS AT THE MOMENT: And peoples attitudes i have adapted a new motto for myself.

Trust Nobody But yourself

Yeh, i dont really give a damn of what people think, People this day in age have resorted to arrogance, self-centered, poorlyy mannered assholes they are, hey they smack up your car, they dont want to admit to responsibility. This is clearly why i no longer trust people, including politicians, whom ive never trusted.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 29 October 2006 8pm

BUS DRIVERS NEED TO BE BEATEN TO A PULP

HEY THERES ENOUGH ROAD RAGE IN THIS WORLD: As it is, The next bus driver to pull out in front of me, im gunna smack straight into it and the bus compnay PERSONALLY Will pay for the damage, That dickhead from newlands bus is lucky i didnt jack him and beat him to a pulp...

Learn to drive you cock sucking homo dickfuck. Its cos of youse i hate bus drivers what right to you fuckfaces have to pull out in front of oncomiong traffic, youre lucky i never resorted to "hutt stylez". Hey i still have that Hutt Mentality although i havent lived in the hutt for over a year.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 26 October 2006 3.54pm

INSOMNOPHOBIA

IVE INVENTED A NEW WORD: Its now the word of the day. Teh word is called Insomnophobia - it means "to be fearful or otherwise terrified of sleep deprivation".

In a sentance - I suffer from Insomnophobia as a result fo frequent bouts of Insomnia. In fact i think my insomnia attacks are actually Phsychoinsomnia - Brought on by stress esp. How i finish work in the mornings and go home straight to bed as i have things to do in the afternoons when i arise. Only alcohol can cure my bouts of Insomnophobia, Prescribed Sleeping pills are hopeless.

Insomnophobia - say it with me again kiddos - Insomnophobia.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 24 October 2006 7.49pm

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A BUTT UGLY SLUT HO BITCH

BRITNEY SPEARS: is a butt ugly slut ho bitch, She needs to be beaten to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat, Shes a terrible, terrible mother. She sucks off cock so she can get her fix for cheap crack cocaine. her music is utterly and awfully terrible, Her esttranged husband wrongfully accused of being a "deadbeat" dad is now a shining example of positive parenting and should be looked upon as a role model.

Hell ive been waging a total state of war upon this bitch ass ho Britney Spears for 7 or so years now...and now my anger upon her has only bioled to a point that it will never ever go down, She is a prostitute, the demonic pestilence upon youth in this world, she has demoralised, pillaged and corrupted the youth of this world with her satanic style of dress and her self destructive lifestyle.

Jesus Christmas, this bitch once had more hate sites than Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden up online, she has since been surpassed by Paris Hilton but not surprisingly, Britney Could easily overtake Paris again to take the title once more.

ROT IN HELL BITCHNEY HO SPEARS YOU DIRTY SLUTTY LITTLE BITCH AND GOOD RIDDENS TO U YA DIRTY HO.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 24 October 2006 7.45pm

MORE ON MY ONE MAN JIHAD ON SLOW DRIVERS

I HAVE A MESSAGE: Directly addresed to the Wellington Po-Po.

Did you assholes ever learn about the Transport Regulations in Po-Po college? Im sur eyou did but did they also teach you about the 1967 Land Transport Regulations? Im sure they did and did they tell you that part of that regulation prohibits anybody from Driving at an unreasonably slow speed?

Why dont you fucking start enforcing this law? dishing out tickets to offending motorists? issuing them with substantial demerit points? Why the hell do you mofo po-po bitches turn a blind eye to slow drivers nayway? esp. when you collect revenue off people going 5km/h over the speed limit.

Your one sided view of speed is just fucked up - yes i know excessive speed is dangerous, you and your partners in criome the LTSA force feed us all these TV Ads showing what speeding can do, but im sure you po-po fools will know the dangers of driving too slow - Nose to Tails, Overtaking accidents/Head ons and not to forget Road Rage - People so angered with the dickhead peter or Paula Plodder in front of them they decide to take drastic action to enforce this themselves - hell NZ is such a violent place this day in age people are known to carry weapons in there cars. Of course not that i condone people delivering vigilante or "yob justice" upon slow drivers but that is what exactly happens when you po-po bitches choose to turn a blind eye.

Rather than encouraing people to take the law into there own hands you should be calling upon the government to get tough on these arrogant, good for nothing scum of humanity. Heavier Fines and Demerit points and the possibility of court action, also recevidist/habitual slow drivers should have there vehicles impounded until they know that driving too slow is uterly and completely unacceptable, Its time to put the foot on these arrogant scum sucking homo scum of humanity Hey you threaten people with court action and car impoundment if you catch somebody in excessive speed, why not the same for slow drivers who are by far, much, much more dangerous than speeding drivers.

Until you po-po and LTSA do something to crack-down upon slow drivers, my one man jihad against slow drivers will continue and i want the WHOLE WIDE WORLD to know that Slow drivers are the SCUM OF HUMANITY, THE WOUNDED SNAKE and the GREAT PESTILENCE UPON SOCIETY!!!

OH YEH: for the record in in development of a website that you wont ever see on the LTSA website, nor will they probably endorse it, i should have it up and ready by weeks end - its an educational website and im sure the LTSA will be deeply embarrassed when or if they ready it.
POINT OF ORDER: Oh yeh if you wher ethe dickhead driving that minivan rego DQK... (sorry i cant remeber the numbers) WHY DONT YOU FUCKING TAKE ROUTE 14 in stead of driving like peter or paula plodder down oriental pde, Its people like YOU Who the police should be coming down upon with overboard heavy handed tactics Bitches!!! you sick as fuck, Ufa, Kefe, Bitches!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 23 October 2006 7.56pm

OH SHIT!!!

I ALMOST FORGOT: That is was 19 years ago yesterday that scotty died. It only come to mind last night and i thought Oh Fuck, Has it been that long already??

Oh well i shouldnt forget next year - October 21 1988 at 1.30pm will be spot on 20 years since one of my best mates succumbed to a Cerebal Aneurysm as a result of a fall, We got told it was meningitis but me and my fellow class members dont remember being tested for it, nor do i remember any of us being issued a Labour Weekends worth of Antibiotics as a precautionary measure.

Maybe they told us meningitis as a decoy as us 8 year olds didnt know what a cerebal Anuerysm even meant. Maybe because a Cerabal Aneurysm has remarkably similar symptoms to meningicoccal disease.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 22 October 2006 7.53pm

RAISING THE DRIVING AGE

16 IS STILL FAR TOO YOUNG: Raising the driving age from 15 to 16 is not going to help reduce the youth road toll, I say put it up to 17. Hell i didnt even get my licence till i was 17, My mum and dad said i couldnt start driving till i left school. in any case 17 is a far better age to start driving, it'll save countless numbers of lives.

Our politicians no jackshit, 16 is far too young still.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 20 October 2006 4.09pm

DRUG TESTING DRIVERS

IM BOTH FOR AND AGAINST THIS: Hey im sick to death of all these dickheads that stop at Green Lights all the time and they deserve to be tested for traces of drugs in there system, However im also against this as There is no set limit for how much drugs you can have in your system eg. You can drive with a blood alcohol level of up to 0.08mg/100mg but if they catch you with an x amount of THC in your system Bukka - Youse are smoked.

The answer is simple - set a certain level of how much THC can be in your system - the same as alcohol, after all Driving stoned is far less of a risk than driving drunk. Hell ive done it several times before in my younger years, didnt really effect my driving at all.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 20 October 2006 4.05pm

YOUTH DRINKING INITIATIVES ARE A FLAW

THE YOUTH DRINKING INITIATIVES THE GOVERNMENT ARE PROPOSING: Are a complete flaw and a waste of time and effort. How is cutting teh youth blood alcohol from 0.03 to 0.00 going to stop ten drink driving? Those curently within the law will suddenly be over the limit - litrally overnight. Too many teenagers who drink responsibly take a cab back home will be stopped the next day and if found to have the slightest trace of alcohol upon them - Bukka, they is smoked. This is not such a stupd notion considering the police always like to harrass teenage drivers for nothing at all - maybe there aint no crime round or now so that Tame Iti is in jail and could face terrorism and/or treason charges.

And inceasing the drinkingage - now thats just another way the government is saying "hey the youth of NZ - we have oficially declared war on you, we hate your guts - were gunnas send all you 18-19 year olds into the army so you can die but you gotta wait till your 20 to drink". Hey listen up bitches, my granda was 19 when he was shipped off to fight at guadalcanal and the solomons campaign against his free will, yet he had to wait until he was 21 to drink a beer (not so according to my dad as my grandad died of a cerebal anuerysim in 1988 - they used to smuggle drinks and use fake Drivers Licences to enter Hotel Bars and by booze from the bottle story).

If you really want to improve road safety then BAN THE USE OF CELLPHONES while driving, hell treat text-driving like drink driving, same punishments etc etc...

But yeh youth drinking - the only way to stop it is to teach them on how to handle aclohol responsibly without causing too much trouble, Our drinking culture is directl;y related to the 6 o'clock swill that endured for 50 years. It ended 40 years ago so the mentality will be another 10 years before it has worn off. You can blame our hard-core drinking culture on the Massey Administration who introduced it in 1917 as a "temporary war time measure".

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 17 October 2006 8pm

MORE ON YESTERDAYS WAR DECLARATION

YESTERDAYS DECLARATION OF WAR UPON THE PEOPLE OF NEW ZEALAND: By there very own govt. was ordered on the suspiscion that certain individuals where plotting terrorist attacks against there own country.

While The police where justified in arresting Those Sick Cowardly Racist Fucks Tame Iti and the Hypocritical and Racist "Pakeha Maori" Jamie Lockett. They had absolutely no right to storm the homes of anti-war campaigners or environmentalists under the false allaby of "unlawful possession of firearms". Just what the hell does a "terrorist" training camp in the ureweras have to do with people who are against violence, the deforestation of our country or climate change?

The Real Terrorists are people such as Mr. Iti Mr Lockett, and The New Zealand government, Oh and lets not forget, now that a suspected Maori terrorist group has been uncovered, we could expect a violent backlash from possibly another sick cowardly racist group of fucks - Neo Nazi Skinheads whom like Mr. Iti are fighting for a Racial Supremacist state, only the Bullheads are fighting for a white dominated nation compared to Mr Iti's Maori Dominated nation. While the terrorists from the New Zealand government are fighting for tighter control upon this country, much like how the Nazis when they set the Reichstag on fire in 1933 - They blamed the communists as a ploy to set up a total dictatorship upon there citizens and expected total and unconditional obedience to there leaders.

Be afraid, be very afraid of what may come out of these terror raids.

POSTSCRIPT: It may very well be justifiable to charge Jamie Lockett with Treason. The Crimes Act Clearly states that The Offence of Treason includes:

(a) Kills or wounds or does grievous bodily harm to Her Majesty the Queen, or imprisons or restrains her; or
(b) Levies war against New Zealand; or
(c) Assists an enemy at war with New Zealand, or any armed forces against which New Zealand forces are engaged in hostilities, whether or not a state of war exists between New Zealand and any other country; or
(d) Incites or assists any person with force to invade New Zealand; or
(e) Uses force for the purpose of overthrowing the Government of New Zealand; or
(f) Conspires with any person to do anything mentioned in this section."

In this case section B would apply for a treason charge. If a treason charge is filed against Mr. Lockett then it would be the trial of the century, as a Treason charge is extremely rare in this country.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 16 October 2006 7.37pm

A DECLARATION OF WAR

TODAY THE CRIMINAL ENTITY of New Zealand ordered a full blown declaration of war upon its own citizens with raids and commando style assaults upon Villages and peace activists including members of environmental groups. A Ploy for that Common Bloodstained Criminal Helen Clark to push for more control upon her own people.

And she done it by declaring war upon her own citizens.

Oh dont you worry - its all a dress rehersal for if her Treasonous peice of legislation The Electoral Finance Bill comes into law. New Zealand is now just a step away from full blown dictatorship, and just like in its ally Communist China, dissidents will be imprisoned, re-educated or forcibly exiled.

I personally dont give a fuck if im declared an "illegal alien" in my own country, i cannot wait for the day when these common bloodstained criminals running the country are themselves arrested,charged with high treason and committed to trial just like the nazis where at the end of WWII.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 15 ctober 2006 7.30pm

PASSCHENDAELE 90 YEARS ON

In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.

Today marks 90 years since New Zealands bloodiest ever day in its history. The mass slaughter at Ypres/Passchendaele that killed some 840 young kiwis in a single day, Even our deadliest year on the roads - 1973 843 people died in a single calander year, however 840 in one day fighting the germans in 1917 seems fairly tragic. Even Gallipoli and later Crete, Cassino, El Alamein, Kapyong, Xa Long Tran or Tora Bora - just examples of battles kiws have served in - seem mild compared with That Black Day - ironically also a friday - 90 years ago today.

We have ANZAC Day, let us remember those who died in Passchendaele in 1917. Lest We Forget.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 12 October 2006 4.10pm

YOU CAN RUN BITCH, BUT YOU CANT HIDE

TO THAT DICKHEAD THAT ARROGANTLY LEFT HIS SUPERMARKET TROLLEY OUTSIDE ON THE STREET SMASHING UP MY CARS L/H LIGHTS: I Declare a violent Jihad on you. Why didnt you have the courtasy to put your supermarket trolley BACK in the trundler bays. Im gunna track yo ass down and offer you the following options: A-) Own up and pay up for the damage caused or B-) Ill come a knockin and smack yo fucking head in with my cricket bat as punishment for what you did, since YOU Got to smack up MY Car with a supermarket trolley out of YOUR Laziess and arrogance, I get to smack YOU up with my cricket bat or golf clubs, Hey you can still 'smack' your kids if they pose a danger to themselves or others, why cant i Smack the living shit outta YOU for damaging MY Car, come on bitch - get back and fight muthafucker, man you gotta chicken stuck up yo ass, ive got yo back ill smack you over muthafucker unless YOU come forward and PAY for the damages caused BITCH!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 12 October 2006 4pm

...ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

ON A LIGHTER SIDE TO MY: Hatred of Rugby. A Colleague of mine told me this joke this morning before k/o time.

Whats the Difference Betwen the All Blacks and a tea bag
A tea bag stays in a cup longer.

HAHAHA.....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 9 October 2006 7.47pm

HERE THEY GO AGAIN

THIS MORNINGS DOMINION POST: Continues to show how pathetic they are buy being stuck back in the 1950s and placing MORE rugby related news on its Front Cover GET OVER IT - RUGBY IS NOT A NATIONAL RELIGION AS IT ONCE WAS hasnt been since the 1960s, Rugby has been declining since the 1967 season when people dropped acid, smoked the peace herb and relaised there more in the world than a group of gomos passing a ball to each other. The best place for Rugby in the News paper is ON THE FUCKING GODDAM BACKPAGE with the rest of the days sports news.

It just makes me sick that kiwis are brainwashed from birth to believe that rugby is the only important thing that matters in this country, it sno wonder thousands of kiwis leave this country each year, this country is just so self-centered it doesnt care about what happens around the rest of the world. The Dominion post is just another example of self-centered marxist media - hey rugbys go to matter, we dont care about 100 or so civilians being killed in a bombing in Baghdad, Nor do we care about 170km/h winds and driving rain causing chaos in Wellington - OUR Home city, Rugby is more important to us.

Well i have a message to the Dominion post and there self-centered Editors - GET OVER YOURSELVES and WAKE UP FROM YOUR CAVE - this aint the 1950s no more, rugby has been in decline for decades now, talk about something else happening in this world, i prefer the golden hops of Victorian Bitter and Tui to get me off to sleep rather than reading about those gaylord poofters from the All Blacks.

New Zealands "obsession" with rugby has got to stop, its all a mind control ploy for our self centered tradition that states that "if you dont like rugby your not kiwi" - well whoever made that statement should ought abe stoned to death with bricks and rock. There are better things in New Zealand and this world than our self centered obession with only a funny shaped ball and posts that look like a giant 'H'

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 9 October 2006 7.47pm

YOUTH DRINKING LAWS

PLANS TO COBAT YOUTH DRINKING: Have been unveiled including tougher rules regarding IDs, a Zero Blood Alcohol limit and making it an offence to supply minors with alcohol.

Im generally in favor of these rules however just one sticks out beyond my thought - Lowering the Blood Alcohol level for under 20s from 30mg/100ml to 0mg/100ml - This will mean the responsible 18-19 year old who drinks a few pints at ther elocal friday night - geta a taxi home with no intention of driving at all that day, sleeps off the alcohol then the following afternoon gets behind the wheel, stopped at a random breath check road block and given the surprisingly horror story by the police officer - "this is a failed youth". - Even with a 30mg/100ml limit for under 20s too many under 20s are being picked up for DIC the morning after without even having the faintest Idea they where still over. a zero limit will mean this numner will only increase - it will penalise the responsible 18-19 year old drinker and vastly ignore the irresponsible Upper Hutt Bogan who mows down 12 beers and smokes 2 joints and a whiff of P, gets behind the wheel and kills an innocent family, in short - those within the current limit are suddenly over it. This is neither fair nor justified. And for a start theres no proof it will save a single life.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 8 October 2006 7.58pm

WINE IS THE NECTAR OF THE FUCKWIT

IM SO SICK TO DEATH: Of all these supermarkets shving wine this, wine that in our faces when they clearly neglect Beer. Hey listen Up i wouldnt be caught dead drinking aine anymore - hey i dont wear dresses and ese lauder make-up, Im not a shelia. Wine is for little pussys who cant handle there piss. Wine is the Nectar of the Fuckwit.

Now Gimmie a Goddam Beer - Pref. from the 745ml bottles, im no wuss. No Beer No Go.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 8 October 2006 7.49pm

A MESSAGE TO NEW ZEALANDS MEDIA

TO ALL YOU DICKWEEDS FROM THE NZ MEDIA: Why the Fuck did you a-) Dedicate a whole entire front page to the story of Rugby? b-)Hog sundays news for 16 minutes talking about Rugby. b-) Hog tonights news talking about Rugby?...Listen up you cocksucking dickheads - GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR 1960S LIFESTYLE AND REALISE RUGBY IS NO LONGER A NATIONAL RELIGION AS IT WAS UNTIL THE 1960S. There is FAR MORE important things happening in this world than a group of gaybow cocksucking gomos passing a ball to each other, Big Fucking Deal if we lost, Its not the end of the fucking goddam world. All this when 6 people where slain in a wisconson house by a local sherif - that story was only 2 minutes long and was in the second half of the news

Hey listen up Bitches - The BACK HALF OF THE PAPER IS RESERVED FOR THE SPORTS NEWS - Put ALL Rugby related News in there where it supposed to be. The Sports News comes on at around 1/2 past 6 - Lets Put all sports related News in there, Hell i dont give a shit if Tony Veitch or Neil Waka blabs on till the cows come home about rugby in the Sports section - hey look at least ive got Joey Tribbliani, Phoebe Buffet and Ross Gellar to keep me entertained for the next 1/2 hour - even if these episodes have been on around 300 times before.

Im so sick to death of this country - Self Centered, Self Absured and Self This self that, Kiwis are brainwashed from birth to believe that Rugby is the most important thing in New Zealand and dominates over everything else, Its no wonder so many people are leaving New Zeland - This country is so self centered and fucked up because all these dickweeds from the New Zeland Media think that Rugby has the dominating story over everything else...

Hey guess what 170km/h winds pounded wellington overnight, in addition to driving torrential rain, yet the news showed jackshit about this story - Just another example of New Zealands Self Centered, Arrogant marxist run media. Fuck you self centered NZ Media - get the hell out of my country.

Rugby is the sport of poofs, batty boys and dickweeds

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 8 October 2006 7.45pm

AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS 2 WEEKS AGO BUT WHAT THE HELL: Hey Guess what - I GOT GTA THE SAN ANDREAS CHEATS and they kick ass - i Love firing grenades at the Ballas, Firing a flamethrower at the Ballas - here the Ballas Bitches scream in pain when they are burnt to a crisp, hey you can even get infinate health - no matter how many times Pulaski, Tempanny, The Ballas Crew or The Los Santos Vagos try and kill you, you cannot die.

K-DST, Master Sounds, and CSR, all kick ass....Hell i love all the radio stns on San Andreas - Yeeup even K-ROSE.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 3 October 2006 7.50pm

THAN SHWE IS GAY

ITS OFFICIAL: Myanmars president Than Shwe is a gaybow batty boy who takes Frankie Bananarama and Robert Mugaybe up the ass evernight, oh and a rumor is heard was that Than Shwe and Kim Jung Il where about to tie the know at an exclusive gay wedding.

I know fo-sho that about-to-be-wed Frankie Bananarama of Fiji and Zimbabwes Robert Mugaybe will be guests of honor at this batty boy wedding which includes music from the Village People and games of Croquet, oh yeh and Mr. Shwes dog is a pekinese.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 3 October 2006 7.41pm

UPPER HUTT HOSTAGE CRISIS

HOSTAGE CRISIS ON GIBBONS ST: Yesterday...Made the news on both channels plus this mornings paper. I pity those held up inside the supermarket yesterday as the gunman was right next door.

Brings back some memories - In spetember 1993 i remeber this guy had broken into this old ladys flat a matter of meters from yesterdays hostage crisis - I Remember TV Crews where outside my house and being a 13 year old i was making faces at the TV Cameras while filming, i dont remember them showing anything on the news that night, (except it was dominated by Sydney celebrating there win for the 2000 olympics bid) what i do remember was there was a helicopter flying overhead in circles and the seige dragging on for around 4 hours, the lady was freed unharmed and the guy given a 12 year jail sentance, rather than being armed with a gun of some sort, he was armed with only a coathanger - yet all these AOS and armed general duties constables where around, rather a novelty back then seeing all the coppers with guns, these days i can testify seeing police officers armed with glock pistols, even on general duties - hell iveeven seen themwith glocks in there gun pouches walking down courtaney place on a friday night - and duhh...i think i know what a taser looks like cos those gun thingees the pigs carry definatly aint tasers.

But yeh i believe in the BASE 7 System where history repeats itself. September 1993 - October 2004 = 14 years, 1993 +7=2000+7=2007 - BASE 7. More info on the base 7 system can be found Here

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 3. October 2006 7.57pm

NOBIODY LIKES SLOW DRIVERS

WELL KNOWN FACT: 95% Of kiwi drivers hate slow drivers, 77% of them want the police to start ticketing these pricks, Of course myself prefers a total jihad on those fucktards - i mean Slow drivers should have at least 30 demerit points added to there licences plus a heavy fine, hey if the po-po can start issuing tickets for going just 5km/h over the speed limit why cant they do the same for those dickheads driving greater than 10% under the speed limit (ie. under 45km/h in a 50km zone, under 90km/h in a 100km/h zone, under 63km/h in a 70km/h zone).

Of course i allow for SOME Leniency. I dont mind if the slow driver is displaying an L plate, a bus or truck driver who take forever to speed up (note: on another subject i hate wellington bus drivers - more later) and the fact that the road is slippry and icy, roadworks etc..but on a sunny clear day with excellent roading conditions - man if you drive slow then your a total cocksucking gomo and deserve punishment.

Slow Drivers need to consider using This If the roads where rid of slow drivers then everybody would be happier.

On the note of slow drivers B..8722 Down Evans Bay pde - 7.30 tonight, your 40km/h speed is UNACCEPTABLE. its a 50km/h you dumbass cunt, why dont you consider taking your daily jurney by This You little fucker, if you cant drive at the speed limit or within that 10% frame of the speed limit then the bus is cetrtainly for you gomo. Congratulations biatch...youve just been Punk'd.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 1 October 2006 8.08pm

BIG MISTAKE

BIG MISTAKE: Fuck you whoever extended daylight saving, your the scum of humanity, the asshole of the world, a dickweed gomo fuck. Extending Daylight saving was the biggest mistake ever made in this country.

Aside from a dramatic increase in the road toll (Sunstrike - a leading cause in early evening accidents is the strongest during DST). Here is the other downside to daylight saving being extended.

With daylight saving not due to finish until April 6. Betwen March 20 and April 5 it will still be dark at 0730 - At this time its the height of morning rush hour. Peak electricity volums will be reached at this time, and if the electricity grid goes into overload at this time then chaos will reign - Wellingtons Metropolitan transport system heavily relies on electricity (i.e trolley buses, electric trains) and a power cut at 0730 in the morning caused by electricity grid overload will bring nothing but chaos and mayhem to Welington streets - I can foresee it, April 3 your trip to work will be delayed by up to and maybe over an hour. Because of a power blackout - caused by some dickweed who decided to extend daylight saving.

Also As daylight saving was first introduced in 1927 as a measure to save coal weve got to get with the times - Coal is no longer a primary source of energy and that other fuels and fossils are used. The question i bear is do we really need daylight saving in 2007? or do we need to turn back the clocks to the summer of 1927/28 and fire up our coal furnaces?

If you ask me Daylight saving if its really needed should be observed between around November 5 and last until March 15/16, the other downside is sept/oct is still rather cold in New Zealand with the occasional snow flurry still falling in the south of the country.

Extending Daylight Saving was a big mistake - a mistake that i can never forgive. EVER!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 1 October 2006 7.57pm

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TREVOR MALLARD GOES WILD - ON FILM

CHECK THIS OUT:

Bruvvahood Broductionz with Drive-By Filmz in association with Mother Marys Herbal Remedys Proudly Present

ANGRY MALLARD

THE CAST
Chris Zero as:
- Trevor Mallard
- Mrs Mallard
- Davie Rogers
- Davies Flatmates and Party Guests
- Tau Henare
- Helen Clark
- Tame Iti
- All Sound Effects

SCENE ONE: SUNDAY MORNING 1AM, TREVOR MALLARDS HOUSE.
(Trevor Mallard is tossing and turning blocking his ears, His next door neighbor Davie Rogers and his flatmates ar ehaving a "pimpz n ho'z bash", extremely loud hip hop, r&b and the occasional dance music has been pumpin the whole night and is only getting louder)
TM: FUCK THOSE FUCKING DICKWEEDS NEXT DOOR IM GUNNA DO SOMETHING.
MM: Call noise contorl
TM: I ALREADY FUCKING HAVE THEYVE DONE FUCKING GOdDAM JACKSHIT
MM: Call davie himself
TM: OK I BLOODY WELL WILL
(TRevor mallard telephone shis next door neighbors, one of his party guests answers the phone)
Ring rong, ring rong.
PG: Man that sounds like s eriously fucke dup phone bro.
PG: Yeah man (a girl screams wahoo in the background)
TM: YEH IS DAVIE ABOUT.
PG: (Smoking ona doobie) uhhh...yeh...man
DR: Ah...hello, come join our bash.
TM: HELL NO, THIS IS TREVOR MALLARD FROM NEXT DOOR, IF YOU DONT TURN YOUR FUCKING GODDAM STEREO OFF AND CLOSE YOUR PARTY WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES IM GUNNA DO SO MY SELF USING MY FUCKING GODDAM FISTS, DONT MAKE ME COME ROUND THERE BITCH
DR: Ahh fuck you (bep beep beep)
TM: LITTLE FUCKER, HE FUCKING HUNG UP
TM: Dear, gimmie my automatic assault weapons and RPGs i "borrowed" of Tame Iti last week.
MM: But youll end up....
TM: AHH FUCK IT BITCH IM GUNNA KILL THOSE BASTARDS, OH MY GOLFCLUBS TOO.
(so Trevor Mallard emerges outside, picks up a brick and throws it through Davies window.)
TM: C'MON MR. ROGERS, GET OUT HERE AND FIGHT BITCH!!!
TM: CHICKENSHIT, THATS IT IM GUNNA SMASH UP YO CAR
(Mr. Mallard gets his golfclub and smashe sup a number of parked cars outside including expensive boy-racer vehicles a number of party guests come outside to investigate)
pg: M CAR, MY FUCKING CAR...THATS $50K WORTH OF PIMPED UP SHIT..DESTROYED, YOULL PAY BITCH, OH HOW YOULL PAY
TM: (Aiming his m4 automatic assault weapon @ Boyracer Guest) YOU BETTER SHIUT THE FUCK UP HUH, OTHERWISE ILL PUMP SOME LEAD INTO YO ASS.
(Mallard Fires his m4 at the boyracer as party guests run outside, they start throwing bottles at Mr Mallard who relatiates this time with an SMG Assault rifle)
TM: BITCHES (Fires endless rounds at party guests)
DR: What the fuck do you think your doing trev.
TM: USING REASONABLE FORCE TO STOP YO GAY AS PARTY FROM DISTURBING US FOLK WHO HAVE TO WAKE EARLY IN THE MORNING DUMBASS.
DR: You cant do that
TM: FUCK YOU MR. ROGERS, FUCK YOU
DR: Bring it on.
TM: OK THEN YOUVE ASKED FOR IT....HASTA LA VISTA - DAVIE (Mallard finishes davie rogers and several of his flatmates off with his M4 Automatic assault rifle)
TM: NOW TO FINISH OFF THE JOB (aims his RPG at the partying flat) SAENARA SUCKERS (Fires endless rounds of RPGs at the partying flat).
TM: AND THATS THE END OF THAT BITCHES.
(Mallards cellphone rings)
TM: THE FUCK U WANT
TI: Hey trev, well done on that job...man i always thought i was gunna end up doin that but now im in the can for my plans.
TM: Oh hey sup Tame, oh well if one wasnt gunna do it then the other would.
TI: Yeh We will see about that..lataz
(tau hanare enters the street) TH; SO MUCH FOR THAT FIGHT THE OTHER DAY TREV.
TM: AHH GET FUCKED BITCH
(the following monday in cabinet and aunty helen is clarly not impressed with trevors antics)
TM: Relax helen, i was only trynna get some peace and quiet over those dickweeds next door to me.
HC: mall-ARD!!!! - YOOOOR FIRED!!!!!

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Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 30 October 2006 7.55pm

MY NEW MOTTO

WITH THE WAY THE WORLD IS AT THE MOMENT: And peoples attitudes i have adapted a new motto for myself.

Trust Nobody But yourself

Yeh, i dont really give a damn of what people think, People this day in age have resorted to arrogance, self-centered, poorlyy mannered assholes they are, hey they smack up your car, they dont want to admit to responsibility. This is clearly why i no longer trust people, including politicians, whom ive never trusted.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 29 October 2006 8pm

BUS DRIVERS NEED TO BE BEATEN TO A PULP

HEY THERES ENOUGH ROAD RAGE IN THIS WORLD: As it is, The next bus driver to pull out in front of me, im gunna smack straight into it and the bus compnay PERSONALLY Will pay for the damage, That dickhead from newlands bus is lucky i didnt jack him and beat him to a pulp...

Learn to drive you cock sucking homo dickfuck. Its cos of youse i hate bus drivers what right to you fuckfaces have to pull out in front of oncomiong traffic, youre lucky i never resorted to "hutt stylez". Hey i still have that Hutt Mentality although i havent lived in the hutt for over a year.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 26 October 2006 3.54pm

INSOMNOPHOBIA

IVE INVENTED A NEW WORD: Its now the word of the day. Teh word is called Insomnophobia - it means "to be fearful or otherwise terrified of sleep deprivation".

In a sentance - I suffer from Insomnophobia as a result fo frequent bouts of Insomnia. In fact i think my insomnia attacks are actually Phsychoinsomnia - Brought on by stress esp. How i finish work in the mornings and go home straight to bed as i have things to do in the afternoons when i arise. Only alcohol can cure my bouts of Insomnophobia, Prescribed Sleeping pills are hopeless.

Insomnophobia - say it with me again kiddos - Insomnophobia.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 24 October 2006 7.49pm

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A BUTT UGLY SLUT HO BITCH

BRITNEY SPEARS: is a butt ugly slut ho bitch, She needs to be beaten to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat, Shes a terrible, terrible mother. She sucks off cock so she can get her fix for cheap crack cocaine. her music is utterly and awfully terrible, Her esttranged husband wrongfully accused of being a "deadbeat" dad is now a shining example of positive parenting and should be looked upon as a role model.

Hell ive been waging a total state of war upon this bitch ass ho Britney Spears for 7 or so years now...and now my anger upon her has only bioled to a point that it will never ever go down, She is a prostitute, the demonic pestilence upon youth in this world, she has demoralised, pillaged and corrupted the youth of this world with her satanic style of dress and her self destructive lifestyle.

Jesus Christmas, this bitch once had more hate sites than Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden up online, she has since been surpassed by Paris Hilton but not surprisingly, Britney Could easily overtake Paris again to take the title once more.

ROT IN HELL BITCHNEY HO SPEARS YOU DIRTY SLUTTY LITTLE BITCH AND GOOD RIDDENS TO U YA DIRTY HO.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 24 October 2006 7.45pm

MORE ON MY ONE MAN JIHAD ON SLOW DRIVERS

I HAVE A MESSAGE: Directly addresed to the Wellington Po-Po.

Did you assholes ever learn about the Transport Regulations in Po-Po college? Im sur eyou did but did they also teach you about the 1967 Land Transport Regulations? Im sure they did and did they tell you that part of that regulation prohibits anybody from Driving at an unreasonably slow speed?

Why dont you fucking start enforcing this law? dishing out tickets to offending motorists? issuing them with substantial demerit points? Why the hell do you mofo po-po bitches turn a blind eye to slow drivers nayway? esp. when you collect revenue off people going 5km/h over the speed limit.

Your one sided view of speed is just fucked up - yes i know excessive speed is dangerous, you and your partners in criome the LTSA force feed us all these TV Ads showing what speeding can do, but im sure you po-po fools will know the dangers of driving too slow - Nose to Tails, Overtaking accidents/Head ons and not to forget Road Rage - People so angered with the dickhead peter or Paula Plodder in front of them they decide to take drastic action to enforce this themselves - hell NZ is such a violent place this day in age people are known to carry weapons in there cars. Of course not that i condone people delivering vigilante or "yob justice" upon slow drivers but that is what exactly happens when you po-po bitches choose to turn a blind eye.

Rather than encouraing people to take the law into there own hands you should be calling upon the government to get tough on these arrogant, good for nothing scum of humanity. Heavier Fines and Demerit points and the possibility of court action, also recevidist/habitual slow drivers should have there vehicles impounded until they know that driving too slow is uterly and completely unacceptable, Its time to put the foot on these arrogant scum sucking homo scum of humanity Hey you threaten people with court action and car impoundment if you catch somebody in excessive speed, why not the same for slow drivers who are by far, much, much more dangerous than speeding drivers.

Until you po-po and LTSA do something to crack-down upon slow drivers, my one man jihad against slow drivers will continue and i want the WHOLE WIDE WORLD to know that Slow drivers are the SCUM OF HUMANITY, THE WOUNDED SNAKE and the GREAT PESTILENCE UPON SOCIETY!!!

OH YEH: for the record in in development of a website that you wont ever see on the LTSA website, nor will they probably endorse it, i should have it up and ready by weeks end - its an educational website and im sure the LTSA will be deeply embarrassed when or if they ready it.
POINT OF ORDER: Oh yeh if you wher ethe dickhead driving that minivan rego DQK... (sorry i cant remeber the numbers) WHY DONT YOU FUCKING TAKE ROUTE 14 in stead of driving like peter or paula plodder down oriental pde, Its people like YOU Who the police should be coming down upon with overboard heavy handed tactics Bitches!!! you sick as fuck, Ufa, Kefe, Bitches!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 23 October 2006 7.56pm

OH SHIT!!!

I ALMOST FORGOT: That is was 19 years ago yesterday that scotty died. It only come to mind last night and i thought Oh Fuck, Has it been that long already??

Oh well i shouldnt forget next year - October 21 1988 at 1.30pm will be spot on 20 years since one of my best mates succumbed to a Cerebal Aneurysm as a result of a fall, We got told it was meningitis but me and my fellow class members dont remember being tested for it, nor do i remember any of us being issued a Labour Weekends worth of Antibiotics as a precautionary measure.

Maybe they told us meningitis as a decoy as us 8 year olds didnt know what a cerebal Anuerysm even meant. Maybe because a Cerabal Aneurysm has remarkably similar symptoms to meningicoccal disease.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 22 October 2006 7.53pm

RAISING THE DRIVING AGE

16 IS STILL FAR TOO YOUNG: Raising the driving age from 15 to 16 is not going to help reduce the youth road toll, I say put it up to 17. Hell i didnt even get my licence till i was 17, My mum and dad said i couldnt start driving till i left school. in any case 17 is a far better age to start driving, it'll save countless numbers of lives.

Our politicians no jackshit, 16 is far too young still.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 20 October 2006 4.09pm

DRUG TESTING DRIVERS

IM BOTH FOR AND AGAINST THIS: Hey im sick to death of all these dickheads that stop at Green Lights all the time and they deserve to be tested for traces of drugs in there system, However im also against this as There is no set limit for how much drugs you can have in your system eg. You can drive with a blood alcohol level of up to 0.08mg/100mg but if they catch you with an x amount of THC in your system Bukka - Youse are smoked.

The answer is simple - set a certain level of how much THC can be in your system - the same as alcohol, after all Driving stoned is far less of a risk than driving drunk. Hell ive done it several times before in my younger years, didnt really effect my driving at all.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Saturday 20 October 2006 4.05pm

YOUTH DRINKING INITIATIVES ARE A FLAW

THE YOUTH DRINKING INITIATIVES THE GOVERNMENT ARE PROPOSING: Are a complete flaw and a waste of time and effort. How is cutting teh youth blood alcohol from 0.03 to 0.00 going to stop ten drink driving? Those curently within the law will suddenly be over the limit - litrally overnight. Too many teenagers who drink responsibly take a cab back home will be stopped the next day and if found to have the slightest trace of alcohol upon them - Bukka, they is smoked. This is not such a stupd notion considering the police always like to harrass teenage drivers for nothing at all - maybe there aint no crime round or now so that Tame Iti is in jail and could face terrorism and/or treason charges.

And inceasing the drinkingage - now thats just another way the government is saying "hey the youth of NZ - we have oficially declared war on you, we hate your guts - were gunnas send all you 18-19 year olds into the army so you can die but you gotta wait till your 20 to drink". Hey listen up bitches, my granda was 19 when he was shipped off to fight at guadalcanal and the solomons campaign against his free will, yet he had to wait until he was 21 to drink a beer (not so according to my dad as my grandad died of a cerebal anuerysim in 1988 - they used to smuggle drinks and use fake Drivers Licences to enter Hotel Bars and by booze from the bottle story).

If you really want to improve road safety then BAN THE USE OF CELLPHONES while driving, hell treat text-driving like drink driving, same punishments etc etc...

But yeh youth drinking - the only way to stop it is to teach them on how to handle aclohol responsibly without causing too much trouble, Our drinking culture is directl;y related to the 6 o'clock swill that endured for 50 years. It ended 40 years ago so the mentality will be another 10 years before it has worn off. You can blame our hard-core drinking culture on the Massey Administration who introduced it in 1917 as a "temporary war time measure".

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 17 October 2006 8pm

MORE ON YESTERDAYS WAR DECLARATION

YESTERDAYS DECLARATION OF WAR UPON THE PEOPLE OF NEW ZEALAND: By there very own govt. was ordered on the suspiscion that certain individuals where plotting terrorist attacks against there own country.

While The police where justified in arresting Those Sick Cowardly Racist Fucks Tame Iti and the Hypocritical and Racist "Pakeha Maori" Jamie Lockett. They had absolutely no right to storm the homes of anti-war campaigners or environmentalists under the false allaby of "unlawful possession of firearms". Just what the hell does a "terrorist" training camp in the ureweras have to do with people who are against violence, the deforestation of our country or climate change?

The Real Terrorists are people such as Mr. Iti Mr Lockett, and The New Zealand government, Oh and lets not forget, now that a suspected Maori terrorist group has been uncovered, we could expect a violent backlash from possibly another sick cowardly racist group of fucks - Neo Nazi Skinheads whom like Mr. Iti are fighting for a Racial Supremacist state, only the Bullheads are fighting for a white dominated nation compared to Mr Iti's Maori Dominated nation. While the terrorists from the New Zealand government are fighting for tighter control upon this country, much like how the Nazis when they set the Reichstag on fire in 1933 - They blamed the communists as a ploy to set up a total dictatorship upon there citizens and expected total and unconditional obedience to there leaders.

Be afraid, be very afraid of what may come out of these terror raids.

POSTSCRIPT: It may very well be justifiable to charge Jamie Lockett with Treason. The Crimes Act Clearly states that The Offence of Treason includes:

(a) Kills or wounds or does grievous bodily harm to Her Majesty the Queen, or imprisons or restrains her; or
(b) Levies war against New Zealand; or
(c) Assists an enemy at war with New Zealand, or any armed forces against which New Zealand forces are engaged in hostilities, whether or not a state of war exists between New Zealand and any other country; or
(d) Incites or assists any person with force to invade New Zealand; or
(e) Uses force for the purpose of overthrowing the Government of New Zealand; or
(f) Conspires with any person to do anything mentioned in this section."

In this case section B would apply for a treason charge. If a treason charge is filed against Mr. Lockett then it would be the trial of the century, as a Treason charge is extremely rare in this country.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 16 October 2006 7.37pm

A DECLARATION OF WAR

TODAY THE CRIMINAL ENTITY of New Zealand ordered a full blown declaration of war upon its own citizens with raids and commando style assaults upon Villages and peace activists including members of environmental groups. A Ploy for that Common Bloodstained Criminal Helen Clark to push for more control upon her own people.

And she done it by declaring war upon her own citizens.

Oh dont you worry - its all a dress rehersal for if her Treasonous peice of legislation The Electoral Finance Bill comes into law. New Zealand is now just a step away from full blown dictatorship, and just like in its ally Communist China, dissidents will be imprisoned, re-educated or forcibly exiled.

I personally dont give a fuck if im declared an "illegal alien" in my own country, i cannot wait for the day when these common bloodstained criminals running the country are themselves arrested,charged with high treason and committed to trial just like the nazis where at the end of WWII.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 15 ctober 2006 7.30pm

PASSCHENDAELE 90 YEARS ON

In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.

Today marks 90 years since New Zealands bloodiest ever day in its history. The mass slaughter at Ypres/Passchendaele that killed some 840 young kiwis in a single day, Even our deadliest year on the roads - 1973 843 people died in a single calander year, however 840 in one day fighting the germans in 1917 seems fairly tragic. Even Gallipoli and later Crete, Cassino, El Alamein, Kapyong, Xa Long Tran or Tora Bora - just examples of battles kiws have served in - seem mild compared with That Black Day - ironically also a friday - 90 years ago today.

We have ANZAC Day, let us remember those who died in Passchendaele in 1917. Lest We Forget.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 12 October 2006 4.10pm

YOU CAN RUN BITCH, BUT YOU CANT HIDE

TO THAT DICKHEAD THAT ARROGANTLY LEFT HIS SUPERMARKET TROLLEY OUTSIDE ON THE STREET SMASHING UP MY CARS L/H LIGHTS: I Declare a violent Jihad on you. Why didnt you have the courtasy to put your supermarket trolley BACK in the trundler bays. Im gunna track yo ass down and offer you the following options: A-) Own up and pay up for the damage caused or B-) Ill come a knockin and smack yo fucking head in with my cricket bat as punishment for what you did, since YOU Got to smack up MY Car with a supermarket trolley out of YOUR Laziess and arrogance, I get to smack YOU up with my cricket bat or golf clubs, Hey you can still 'smack' your kids if they pose a danger to themselves or others, why cant i Smack the living shit outta YOU for damaging MY Car, come on bitch - get back and fight muthafucker, man you gotta chicken stuck up yo ass, ive got yo back ill smack you over muthafucker unless YOU come forward and PAY for the damages caused BITCH!!!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Friday 12 October 2006 4pm

...ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

ON A LIGHTER SIDE TO MY: Hatred of Rugby. A Colleague of mine told me this joke this morning before k/o time.

Whats the Difference Betwen the All Blacks and a tea bag
A tea bag stays in a cup longer.

HAHAHA.....

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 9 October 2006 7.47pm

HERE THEY GO AGAIN

THIS MORNINGS DOMINION POST: Continues to show how pathetic they are buy being stuck back in the 1950s and placing MORE rugby related news on its Front Cover GET OVER IT - RUGBY IS NOT A NATIONAL RELIGION AS IT ONCE WAS hasnt been since the 1960s, Rugby has been declining since the 1967 season when people dropped acid, smoked the peace herb and relaised there more in the world than a group of gomos passing a ball to each other. The best place for Rugby in the News paper is ON THE FUCKING GODDAM BACKPAGE with the rest of the days sports news.

It just makes me sick that kiwis are brainwashed from birth to believe that rugby is the only important thing that matters in this country, it sno wonder thousands of kiwis leave this country each year, this country is just so self-centered it doesnt care about what happens around the rest of the world. The Dominion post is just another example of self-centered marxist media - hey rugbys go to matter, we dont care about 100 or so civilians being killed in a bombing in Baghdad, Nor do we care about 170km/h winds and driving rain causing chaos in Wellington - OUR Home city, Rugby is more important to us.

Well i have a message to the Dominion post and there self-centered Editors - GET OVER YOURSELVES and WAKE UP FROM YOUR CAVE - this aint the 1950s no more, rugby has been in decline for decades now, talk about something else happening in this world, i prefer the golden hops of Victorian Bitter and Tui to get me off to sleep rather than reading about those gaylord poofters from the All Blacks.

New Zealands "obsession" with rugby has got to stop, its all a mind control ploy for our self centered tradition that states that "if you dont like rugby your not kiwi" - well whoever made that statement should ought abe stoned to death with bricks and rock. There are better things in New Zealand and this world than our self centered obession with only a funny shaped ball and posts that look like a giant 'H'

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Tuesday 9 October 2006 7.47pm

YOUTH DRINKING LAWS

PLANS TO COBAT YOUTH DRINKING: Have been unveiled including tougher rules regarding IDs, a Zero Blood Alcohol limit and making it an offence to supply minors with alcohol.

Im generally in favor of these rules however just one sticks out beyond my thought - Lowering the Blood Alcohol level for under 20s from 30mg/100ml to 0mg/100ml - This will mean the responsible 18-19 year old who drinks a few pints at ther elocal friday night - geta a taxi home with no intention of driving at all that day, sleeps off the alcohol then the following afternoon gets behind the wheel, stopped at a random breath check road block and given the surprisingly horror story by the police officer - "this is a failed youth". - Even with a 30mg/100ml limit for under 20s too many under 20s are being picked up for DIC the morning after without even having the faintest Idea they where still over. a zero limit will mean this numner will only increase - it will penalise the responsible 18-19 year old drinker and vastly ignore the irresponsible Upper Hutt Bogan who mows down 12 beers and smokes 2 joints and a whiff of P, gets behind the wheel and kills an innocent family, in short - those within the current limit are suddenly over it. This is neither fair nor justified. And for a start theres no proof it will save a single life.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 8 October 2006 7.58pm

WINE IS THE NECTAR OF THE FUCKWIT

IM SO SICK TO DEATH: Of all these supermarkets shving wine this, wine that in our faces when they clearly neglect Beer. Hey listen Up i wouldnt be caught dead drinking aine anymore - hey i dont wear dresses and ese lauder make-up, Im not a shelia. Wine is for little pussys who cant handle there piss. Wine is the Nectar of the Fuckwit.

Now Gimmie a Goddam Beer - Pref. from the 745ml bottles, im no wuss. No Beer No Go.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 8 October 2006 7.49pm

A MESSAGE TO NEW ZEALANDS MEDIA

TO ALL YOU DICKWEEDS FROM THE NZ MEDIA: Why the Fuck did you a-) Dedicate a whole entire front page to the story of Rugby? b-)Hog sundays news for 16 minutes talking about Rugby. b-) Hog tonights news talking about Rugby?...Listen up you cocksucking dickheads - GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR 1960S LIFESTYLE AND REALISE RUGBY IS NO LONGER A NATIONAL RELIGION AS IT WAS UNTIL THE 1960S. There is FAR MORE important things happening in this world than a group of gaybow cocksucking gomos passing a ball to each other, Big Fucking Deal if we lost, Its not the end of the fucking goddam world. All this when 6 people where slain in a wisconson house by a local sherif - that story was only 2 minutes long and was in the second half of the news

Hey listen up Bitches - The BACK HALF OF THE PAPER IS RESERVED FOR THE SPORTS NEWS - Put ALL Rugby related News in there where it supposed to be. The Sports News comes on at around 1/2 past 6 - Lets Put all sports related News in there, Hell i dont give a shit if Tony Veitch or Neil Waka blabs on till the cows come home about rugby in the Sports section - hey look at least ive got Joey Tribbliani, Phoebe Buffet and Ross Gellar to keep me entertained for the next 1/2 hour - even if these episodes have been on around 300 times before.

Im so sick to death of this country - Self Centered, Self Absured and Self This self that, Kiwis are brainwashed from birth to believe that Rugby is the most important thing in New Zealand and dominates over everything else, Its no wonder so many people are leaving New Zeland - This country is so self centered and fucked up because all these dickweeds from the New Zeland Media think that Rugby has the dominating story over everything else...

Hey guess what 170km/h winds pounded wellington overnight, in addition to driving torrential rain, yet the news showed jackshit about this story - Just another example of New Zealands Self Centered, Arrogant marxist run media. Fuck you self centered NZ Media - get the hell out of my country.

Rugby is the sport of poofs, batty boys and dickweeds

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 8 October 2006 7.45pm

AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS 2 WEEKS AGO BUT WHAT THE HELL: Hey Guess what - I GOT GTA THE SAN ANDREAS CHEATS and they kick ass - i Love firing grenades at the Ballas, Firing a flamethrower at the Ballas - here the Ballas Bitches scream in pain when they are burnt to a crisp, hey you can even get infinate health - no matter how many times Pulaski, Tempanny, The Ballas Crew or The Los Santos Vagos try and kill you, you cannot die.

K-DST, Master Sounds, and CSR, all kick ass....Hell i love all the radio stns on San Andreas - Yeeup even K-ROSE.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 3 October 2006 7.50pm

THAN SHWE IS GAY

ITS OFFICIAL: Myanmars president Than Shwe is a gaybow batty boy who takes Frankie Bananarama and Robert Mugaybe up the ass evernight, oh and a rumor is heard was that Than Shwe and Kim Jung Il where about to tie the know at an exclusive gay wedding.

I know fo-sho that about-to-be-wed Frankie Bananarama of Fiji and Zimbabwes Robert Mugaybe will be guests of honor at this batty boy wedding which includes music from the Village People and games of Croquet, oh yeh and Mr. Shwes dog is a pekinese.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Thursday 3 October 2006 7.41pm

UPPER HUTT HOSTAGE CRISIS

HOSTAGE CRISIS ON GIBBONS ST: Yesterday...Made the news on both channels plus this mornings paper. I pity those held up inside the supermarket yesterday as the gunman was right next door.

Brings back some memories - In spetember 1993 i remeber this guy had broken into this old ladys flat a matter of meters from yesterdays hostage crisis - I Remember TV Crews where outside my house and being a 13 year old i was making faces at the TV Cameras while filming, i dont remember them showing anything on the news that night, (except it was dominated by Sydney celebrating there win for the 2000 olympics bid) what i do remember was there was a helicopter flying overhead in circles and the seige dragging on for around 4 hours, the lady was freed unharmed and the guy given a 12 year jail sentance, rather than being armed with a gun of some sort, he was armed with only a coathanger - yet all these AOS and armed general duties constables where around, rather a novelty back then seeing all the coppers with guns, these days i can testify seeing police officers armed with glock pistols, even on general duties - hell iveeven seen themwith glocks in there gun pouches walking down courtaney place on a friday night - and duhh...i think i know what a taser looks like cos those gun thingees the pigs carry definatly aint tasers.

But yeh i believe in the BASE 7 System where history repeats itself. September 1993 - October 2004 = 14 years, 1993 +7=2000+7=2007 - BASE 7. More info on the base 7 system can be found Here

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Wednesday 3. October 2006 7.57pm

NOBIODY LIKES SLOW DRIVERS

WELL KNOWN FACT: 95% Of kiwi drivers hate slow drivers, 77% of them want the police to start ticketing these pricks, Of course myself prefers a total jihad on those fucktards - i mean Slow drivers should have at least 30 demerit points added to there licences plus a heavy fine, hey if the po-po can start issuing tickets for going just 5km/h over the speed limit why cant they do the same for those dickheads driving greater than 10% under the speed limit (ie. under 45km/h in a 50km zone, under 90km/h in a 100km/h zone, under 63km/h in a 70km/h zone).

Of course i allow for SOME Leniency. I dont mind if the slow driver is displaying an L plate, a bus or truck driver who take forever to speed up (note: on another subject i hate wellington bus drivers - more later) and the fact that the road is slippry and icy, roadworks etc..but on a sunny clear day with excellent roading conditions - man if you drive slow then your a total cocksucking gomo and deserve punishment.

Slow Drivers need to consider using This If the roads where rid of slow drivers then everybody would be happier.

On the note of slow drivers B..8722 Down Evans Bay pde - 7.30 tonight, your 40km/h speed is UNACCEPTABLE. its a 50km/h you dumbass cunt, why dont you consider taking your daily jurney by This You little fucker, if you cant drive at the speed limit or within that 10% frame of the speed limit then the bus is cetrtainly for you gomo. Congratulations biatch...youve just been Punk'd.

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 1 October 2006 8.08pm

BIG MISTAKE

BIG MISTAKE: Fuck you whoever extended daylight saving, your the scum of humanity, the asshole of the world, a dickweed gomo fuck. Extending Daylight saving was the biggest mistake ever made in this country.

Aside from a dramatic increase in the road toll (Sunstrike - a leading cause in early evening accidents is the strongest during DST). Here is the other downside to daylight saving being extended.

With daylight saving not due to finish until April 6. Betwen March 20 and April 5 it will still be dark at 0730 - At this time its the height of morning rush hour. Peak electricity volums will be reached at this time, and if the electricity grid goes into overload at this time then chaos will reign - Wellingtons Metropolitan transport system heavily relies on electricity (i.e trolley buses, electric trains) and a power cut at 0730 in the morning caused by electricity grid overload will bring nothing but chaos and mayhem to Welington streets - I can foresee it, April 3 your trip to work will be delayed by up to and maybe over an hour. Because of a power blackout - caused by some dickweed who decided to extend daylight saving.

Also As daylight saving was first introduced in 1927 as a measure to save coal weve got to get with the times - Coal is no longer a primary source of energy and that other fuels and fossils are used. The question i bear is do we really need daylight saving in 2007? or do we need to turn back the clocks to the summer of 1927/28 and fire up our coal furnaces?

If you ask me Daylight saving if its really needed should be observed between around November 5 and last until March 15/16, the other downside is sept/oct is still rather cold in New Zealand with the occasional snow flurry still falling in the south of the country.

Extending Daylight Saving was a big mistake - a mistake that i can never forgive. EVER!!

Posted by CHRIS ZERO on Monday 1 October 2006 7.57pm

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