Articles will be added/revised/updated in no particular order, unless there's a special reader request (email [email protected] to do so). Like we said, they're worth checking even if you've read them, because we're re-coding everything and probably adding stuff. That said, enjoy!

Diamond-ish -- Sophisticated. Unique. Really cheap. (A CCJ Fake Ad)

CCJ Video Pick 4 -- Another thrilling video choice from CCJ

TV Weakly - Cable Edition -- Your guide to what's on cable TV tonight

McDonald's Fake Ads Two for the price of one!

The New McEverything Sandwich -- Everything you love on one bun -- everything.

A Few Words About Healthy Choices -- An important message from McDonald's (A CCJ Fake Ad)

Ronnie Dearest: Confessions of a Pocket Fisherman -- First in the CCJ Book Club series. No... green... aprons... ever!

The CCJ Celebrity Crime File -- The arrests you didn't hear about!

Product Placement -- This article brought to you by Snapple®

Cap'n Jimmy's Authentic Scotch (CCJ Fake Ads) -- Many thanks to Ethan Shantie for the concept and help with the ad copy! 1 2 3

The Croons -- Rated #1 In Employee Satisfaction By Gangs Quarterly!

Hairier Carter -- Worthless Gifts Since 1958

The Coupe XP Owner's Manual -- A car from Microsoft! ...Uh oh.

Preventanol® -- Stop embarrassing leaks today. Endorsed by Karl Rove! (A CCJ Fake Ad)

Modern Merit Badges -- It's good reading -- scout's honor!

J.A. Prufrock & Co. Midlife Crisis Outfitters -- Clothing To Stave Off Your Crushing Middle-Aged Depression

A CCJ Guide to... Blogging! -- Create a terrible blog in five easy lessons!

Deadend Correspondence School -- You too can train for a menial, unfulfilling job -- in your own home! (A CCJ Fake Ad)

The CCJ Video Pick! -- CCJ picks a quality video selection for you to watch or rent
Camped Out
La Babosa Del Paz
Rocky VI

Clancy Beach Travel Guide -- Visit the gateway to summer fun -- rat-free since 2003!

USA Weakened -- CCJ's version of the Sunday newspaper magazine

A CCJ Guide to... Braces! -- Getting braces? Read this guide! Why? Because we said so. And don't slouch.

A CCJ Guide to... Canada! -- A useful travel guide to our Neighbor to the North

Music Reviews -- CCJ looks at some releases you might not have heard about 1 2 3

The Magic Field Trip Visits The Homeless -- The third grade class learns some important lessons in this new children's story