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Articles will be added/revised/updated in no particular order, unless there's a special reader request (email [email protected] to do so). Like we said, they're worth checking even if you've read them, because we're re-coding everything and probably adding stuff. That said, enjoy! Diamond-ish -- Sophisticated. Unique. Really cheap. (A CCJ Fake Ad) CCJ Video Pick 4 -- Another thrilling video choice from CCJ TV Weakly - Cable Edition -- Your guide to what's on cable TV tonight McDonald's Fake Ads Two for the price of one! The New McEverything Sandwich -- Everything you love on one bun -- everything. A Few Words About Healthy Choices -- An important message from McDonald's (A CCJ Fake Ad) Ronnie Dearest: Confessions of a Pocket Fisherman -- First in the CCJ Book Club series. No... green... aprons... ever! The CCJ Celebrity Crime File -- The arrests you didn't hear about! Product Placement -- This article brought to you by Snapple® Cap'n Jimmy's Authentic Scotch (CCJ Fake Ads) -- Many thanks to Ethan Shantie for the concept and help with the ad copy! 1 2 3 The Croons -- Rated #1 In Employee Satisfaction By Gangs Quarterly! Hairier Carter -- Worthless Gifts Since 1958 The Coupe XP Owner's Manual -- A car from Microsoft! ...Uh oh. Preventanol® -- Stop embarrassing leaks today. Endorsed by Karl Rove! (A CCJ Fake Ad) Modern Merit Badges -- It's good reading -- scout's honor! J.A. Prufrock & Co. Midlife Crisis Outfitters -- Clothing To Stave Off Your Crushing Middle-Aged Depression A CCJ Guide to... Blogging! -- Create a terrible blog in five easy lessons! Deadend Correspondence School -- You too can train for a menial, unfulfilling job -- in your own home! (A CCJ Fake Ad) The CCJ Video Pick! -- CCJ picks a quality video selection for you to watch or rent Camped Out La Babosa Del Paz Rocky VI Clancy Beach Travel Guide -- Visit the gateway to summer fun -- rat-free since 2003! USA Weakened -- CCJ's version of the Sunday newspaper magazine A CCJ Guide to... Braces! -- Getting braces? Read this guide! Why? Because we said so. And don't slouch. A CCJ Guide to... Canada! -- A useful travel guide to our Neighbor to the North Music Reviews -- CCJ looks at some releases you might not have heard about 1 2 3 The Magic Field Trip Visits The Homeless -- The third grade class learns some important lessons in this new children's story |