Here's the Jim Smith Archives, where we relentlessly mock the most ridiculous stuff from the past. If you've got any questions, comments, or suggestions, send an e-mail to [email protected].

The Nevele -- The JSA goes postal again with more hotel cards. (1960s/1970s?)

BSA Introduction -- The Boy Scouts of America have some interesting information about your scoutmaster. (1973)

Big Bird Says... -- Just read it. Trust me. (1985)

Prem -- Meet your meat. The worst-looking food ever. (1963)

NES Review: Platoon -- Our first look at the worst of Nintendo. (1988)

The Granit -- Postcards from your last resort hotel. (1960s/1970s?)

Boy-Ar-Don't -- A brief history of the worst pizza ever. (1963)

To Goof Or Not To Goof -- Celebrity Advice Book #1. Dick Clark is in the groove. (1963)

If I Knew Then -- Celebrity Advice Book #2. Debbie Reynolds's take on teens. (1963)

"Let's Eat Outdoors" -- Actually, let's not. (1950s/1960s?)

Super-Moonlighting -- Superman takes a gig for Radio Shack and ends up regretting it. (1980)

A Very Wary Christmas -- Worst gifts ever. (1963)

NY Daily News -- Good news for people who love bad newspapers. (1963)

Marlboro Ads -- Come to creepy ad-photo country. (1972)