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(Assuming 12-24 hrs spare time per day) (To take the course; experience required for most jobs) (Assuming ~24 hrs study / day, with 3 five-minute breaks per month)
Earn up to $50,000 a year* and more!
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Well-trained Electronics Technicians make great money! But who knows, maybe you'll make something, too. Massage Therapy...up to $75/massage A degree will set you apart in this rapidly growing career -- even one from us. Work for pampered, spoiled athletes or sweaty, creepy rich men. A great opportunity to be sexually harassed! Computer Literacy...up to $30,000+ Get certified in WordPerfect, Lotus, Windows 3.1, and other obsolete programs. Prepare today for the menial jobs of the future! Animal Care Specialist...up to $30,000 Want to make life-or-death decisions in animal care? Sorry. Clip a cat's toenails or trim a poodle's overgrown ear hair. |
Paralegal...up to $40,000 Learn to do almost everything a lawyer does, except plead the case. Or make decent money. Medical Transcription...up to $40,000 Transcribe audio cassette tapes for doctors. Know enough medical jargon to be an insufferable bore, while getting no respect whatsoever! Bookkeeping...up to $35,000 Skilled bookkeepers are needed in every business. Work in glamorous, exciting fields or start your own home-based business. Learn all of the latest bookkeeping methods. Beekeeping...up to $3500 Skilled beekeepers are needed in the honey business. Work in grassy, open fields or start your own home-based hive. Learn all of the latest bee-sting treatments. |
Medical Claims & Billing...up to $40,000 Work at a doctor's office doing medical billing and claims. Be despised just as much as an IRS auditor while making a fraction of their salary. Administrative Assistant...up to $25,000 Yeah, Janice, I need you to run across the street and get me a tall latte, heavy on the sugar. And make sure you wear that short skirt tomorrow. Massage Therapy...up to $75/massage Really hoping no one notices we're padding out the list by repeating jobs... Information Management Technician...up to $45,000 Well, this one we kind of made up. Please don't sign up for it. |